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GG Swampdogs.

Originally posted by chefs
GG Swampdogs.

GG DRD

gg harley

GG Ground Pounders..

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 6 ........ 1 ........ 0.493 ........ 11-1.... Attack Of The Killer Junkland Frankendots
2.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.479 ........ 12-0.... New Orleans Swampdogs
3.. ........ 5 ........ 6 ........ 0.472 ........ 12-0.... Somalia Pirates
4.. ...... 12 ........ 5 ........ 0.493 ........ 10-2.... JetNation Pride
5.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.465 ........ 10-2.... Axis: Illuminati
6.. ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.458 ........ 11-1.... Detroit Reservoir Dogs
7.. ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.500 ........ 9-3...... Crimea Baby Dragons
8.. ........ 8 ...... 12 ........ 0.424 ........ 11-1.... Sunshine State Convicts
9.. ........ 7 ...... 16 ........ 0.590 ........ 7-5...... BLACK OPS 7
10 ...... 16 ........ 9 ........ 0.521 ........ 7-5...... Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide
11 ...... 10 ........ 8 ........ 0.340 ........ 10-2.... SONS of ANARCHY
12 ........ 9 ...... 14 ........ 0.465 ........ 7-5...... Hatersville Flash-Mob
13 ...... 13 ...... 19 ........ 0.521 ........ 7-5...... Guadalcanal Gunners: 1st Raider Battalion
14 ...... 20 ...... 11 ........ 0.549 ........ 6-6...... Mishawaka Tomahawk
15 ...... 14 ...... 10 ........ 0.549 ........ 6-6...... Rocky Mountain Renegades
16 ...... 11 ...... 21 ........ 0.514 ........ 6-6...... NY-CA Ground Pounders
17 ...... 15 ...... 17 ........ 0.493 ........ 5-7...... West Indies Warriors
18 ...... 19 ...... 13 ........ 0.340 ........ 7-5...... Harley Davidson
19 ...... 17 ...... 18 ........ 0.507 ........ 4-8...... Project Prodigies II
20 ...... 25 ...... 24 ........ 0.590 ........ 3-9...... South Side Freebies
21 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.576 ........ 4-8...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
22 ...... 18 ...... 23 ........ 0.493 ........ 5-7...... Port Chester University Demonik Whooping Cranes
22 ...... 27 ...... 22 ........ 0.507 ........ 4-8...... Sparkle Motion
24 ...... 28 ...... 15 ........ 0.472 ........ 5-7...... "Hardcore" Death Dealing New Yorkers
25 ...... 21 ...... 28 ........ 0.590 ........ 3-9...... Bills Mafia
26 ...... 22 ...... 20 ........ 0.479 ........ 4-8...... Key Biscayne Corsairs
27 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.486 ........ 3-9...... Harlem Globedotters
28 ...... 24 ...... 29 ........ 0.569 ........ 1-11.... Doomsday Sin™
29 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.583 ........ 1-11.... Monroeville Zombies
30 ...... 29 ...... 27 ........ 0.424 ........ 1-11.... HOOD Nighthawks
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.542 ........ 0-12.... Rivals Mainboard Pimps
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.514 ........ 0-12.... South Carolina Gamecocks


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  33 -     6    New Orleans Swampdogs def. Project Prodigies II
  17 -     2    Attack Of The Killer Junkland Frankendots def. Mishawaka Tomahawk
  16 -     8    Detroit Reservoir Dogs def. Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide
132 -     0    JetNation Pride def. South Carolina Gamecocks
  40 -     3    Crimea Baby Dragons def. Harlem Globedotters
  43 -     9    Hatersville Flash-Mob def. Doomsday Sin™
  28 -   10    NY-CA Ground Pounders def. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
  20 -     9    West Indies Warriors def. South Side Freebies
  23 -     3    Somalia Pirates def. "Hardcore" Death Dealing New Yorkers
  42 -     3    Sunshine State Convicts def. HOOD Nighthawks
119 -     0    Axis: Illuminati def. Rivals Mainboard Pimps
  16 -     7    SONS of ANARCHY def. Harley Davidson
  29 -   13    BLACK OPS 7 def. Port Chester University Demonik Whooping Cranes
  20 -   10    Guadalcanal Gunners: 1st Raider Battalion def. Key Biscayne Corsairs
  41 -     3    Rocky Mountain Renegades def. Monroeville Zombies
  15 -   12    Sparkle Motion def. Bills Mafia

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.485 ........ 12-1.... Attack Of The Killer Junkland Frankendots
2.. ........ 1 ........ 4 ........ 0.462 ........ 13-0.... New Orleans Swampdogs
3.. ........ 5 ........ 7 ........ 0.467 ........ 12-1.... Detroit Reservoir Dogs
4.. ........ 3 ........ 2 ........ 0.426 ........ 11-2.... Axis: Illuminati
5.. ........ 6 ........ 6 ........ 0.479 ........ 12-1.... Somalia Pirates
6.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.479 ........ 10-3.... Crimea Baby Dragons
7.. ........ 9 ........ 5 ........ 0.450 ........ 11-2.... JetNation Pride
8.. ........ 7 ...... 11 ........ 0.396 ........ 12-1.... Sunshine State Convicts
9.. ...... 17 ........ 9 ........ 0.556 ........ 7-6...... Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide
10 ...... 11 ........ 8 ........ 0.355 ........ 11-2.... SONS of ANARCHY
11 ........ 8 ...... 16 ........ 0.580 ........ 7-6...... BLACK OPS 7
12 ...... 10 ...... 13 ........ 0.432 ........ 8-5...... Hatersville Flash-Mob
13 ...... 12 ...... 18 ........ 0.509 ........ 8-5...... Guadalcanal Gunners: 1st Raider Battalion
14 ...... 20 ...... 15 ........ 0.580 ........ 6-7...... Mishawaka Tomahawk
15 ...... 15 ...... 10 ........ 0.509 ........ 7-6...... Rocky Mountain Renegades
16 ...... 13 ...... 19 ........ 0.497 ........ 7-6...... NY-CA Ground Pounders
17 ...... 14 ...... 17 ........ 0.473 ........ 6-7...... West Indies Warriors
18 ...... 16 ...... 20 ........ 0.550 ........ 4-9...... Project Prodigies II
19 ...... 19 ...... 14 ........ 0.385 ........ 7-6...... Harley Davidson
20 ...... 21 ...... 24 ........ 0.574 ........ 3-10.... South Side Freebies
21 ...... 18 ...... 23 ........ 0.497 ........ 6-7...... Port Chester University Demonik Whooping Cranes
22 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.568 ........ 4-9...... Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
23 ...... 28 ...... 12 ........ 0.503 ........ 6-7...... "Hardcore" Death Dealing New Yorkers
24 ...... 27 ...... 22 ........ 0.485 ........ 5-8...... Sparkle Motion
25 ...... 22 ...... 21 ........ 0.491 ........ 4-9...... Key Biscayne Corsairs
26 ...... 24 ...... 28 ........ 0.574 ........ 3-10.... Bills Mafia
27 ...... 23 ...... 25 ........ 0.503 ........ 3-10.... Harlem Globedotters
28 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.574 ........ 1-12.... Doomsday Sin™
29 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.580 ........ 1-12.... Monroeville Zombies
30 ...... 29 ...... 27 ........ 0.467 ........ 1-12.... HOOD Nighthawks
31 ...... 31 ...... 31 ........ 0.568 ........ 0-13.... Rivals Mainboard Pimps
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.544 ........ 0-13.... South Carolina Gamecocks


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  12 -   11    New Orleans Swampdogs def. Crimea Baby Dragons
185 -     0    Attack Of The Killer Junkland Frankendots def. South Carolina Gamecocks
  53 -     6    Detroit Reservoir Dogs def. Doomsday Sin™
  18 -     9    JetNation Pride def. Hatersville Flash-Mob
  20 -     6    Alabama Tidesports Crimson Tide def. Corpus Christi Illegal Aliens
  20 -   15    NY-CA Ground Pounders def. Project Prodigies II
  22 -     9    West Indies Warriors def. Harlem Globedotters
  14 -     9    Mishawaka Tomahawk def. South Side Freebies
  26 -     6    Somalia Pirates def. Key Biscayne Corsairs
  19 -     9    Sunshine State Convicts def. Harley Davidson
  16 -     7    Axis: Illuminati def. SONS of ANARCHY
  34 -     6    Guadalcanal Gunners: 1st Raider Battalion def. HOOD Nighthawks
  13 -     3    Rocky Mountain Renegades def. "Hardcore" Death Dealing New Yorkers
  42 -     9    BLACK OPS 7 def. Bills Mafia
  34 -     6    Port Chester University Demonik Whooping Cranes def. Monroeville Zombies
  37 -     2    Sparkle Motion def. Rivals Mainboard Pimps

Did Tomahawk gut?

Originally posted by Kirghiz
Did Tomahawk gut?

I thought that at first when I saw the score, then realized who had beat them.

Well, I have played that team 3 or 4 times every season since instant scrims came along, and have never had a result like that.

I apologize TruthHammer, but I damn sure wasn't expecting that outcome.

Originally posted by Kirghiz
Well, I have played that team 3 or 4 times every season since instant scrims came along, and have never had a result like that.

I apologize TruthHammer, but I damn sure wasn't expecting that outcome.

Me either, tbh. I can't get anything going offensively this season. So I was playing around with the OAI, and had quite a few mistakes in there. The D kept us in it for a half, but then we give up a couple scores, got caught in a morale spiral and stopped punting in the 4th and the rest is just

Not that it would have made too much of a difference. We've played them a couple other times, and it's yet to be close.

Dont worry, when you think you have your offense figured out you will get "Borted" again. Just have to keep playing with it constantly.

Originally posted by Zable
Just have to keep playing with it constantly.

Yeah, that's not really any different than any other season. I just haven't found what works yet. We have the builds. It'll come.

Season updates...................(Sorry so late)

Almost through the season. Three games to go. And what a season it has been.
Started off with Bortations out the wazoo along with adjustments along the
way that continued to make good plans bad and bad plans good. All the while,
maintaining that GLB unpredictableness. Caused people alot of extra work.
Not fair in some cases and certainly caused some to lose a certain amount of
interest or apathy. But not for the winners!!!!!!! This is Elite 1. The
best of the best. Not by vote....but the reality of the sheer ability to kick
as- without remorse....and a gentlemanly "Good game!!". You all realize that
in any other conference, except the other Elite 1 conference, you would
probably beat all the teams there. In Elite 1, it is much shorter distance
to the top than to the bottom. Alot of talent bunched up here.

Last season I had a team of crystal balls experts to predict outcomes. This was
validated by a bunch of "Fat Guys" from New Orleans. In the event of a tie, we
turned to the team of pro-bono statisticians who went with the raw facts. I
threw in my 2 cents in the end.

This season, due to cutbacks, drawbacks, setbacks, and outbacks, I am left with
only my 2 cents. Actually talks broke down because of all the changes and no one
could figure anything out. As a bonus though, this season you get a theme song.
So here goes................


For the teams............(In order of standings.........)

Swampdogs
This was the team last year. Won the conference Trophy. Got their players from
down in the bayou. Good drinkin' down there....all those daiquiris and hand
grenades. And boy can these boys play some dotball. It was a tough, heart breaking
loss last season in the championship match against the Frankendots. The swampdogs
refer to them as "that team". Shoot, half the team quit after that. But it seems they
managed to pull themselves together this season and are back on top. A real sqeaker
against "that team" this season (5-3). You guys are looking good and sitting pretty.
With most of your hard schedule behind you and a guarantee in the playoffs, looking
good...........mostly because of that kicker. Theme song for you is - We will Rock
you. (Queen). Good luck to whoever goes down there to play these guys at home.....
you are really going to need it. Good luck Swampdogs.


Frankendots
This was last season's gold champion from what I believe was the hardest, toughest
division in the University league. For those of you who don't know, the owner is
referred to as Mr. F'endots!!!! And rightly so!!! Just look at the record of this
team. They take everything and give up nothing. You can;t even buy points from this
team. They are just not for sale. Only 37 points scored on this team all season long.
Period. Some teams lose by that in one game. In fact, they hold the record
for the most number of wins by shutout. A systematic slaughter of teams with no end
in sight. The carnage!!! The destruction!!! And do not ask for mercy...it will not
be given. Does not matter the schedule past or the future; all teams will be
treated equally bad. Theme song for this team is Welcome to the Machine (P. Floyd)
Only advice is for teams who play this team.....get insurance!! Word on the street
is epic Rematch!!!! Good luck forward.


Reservoir of Dogs
This is a team that refuses to take no for an answer. They lost last year in the
playoffs against the Frankendots. My belief is that they made a pact to come back
this year and make a statement as a top ranked contender. And they have done that.
This team continues to get better. They destroyed the Gunners in the opener and that
is no small feat as Mr. Barber ranks way up there. They have done remarkably well in
lieu of the chemistry hit they incurred at the beginning of the season. The last game
of the season against the Frankendots will be the ultimate statement!!! Can you dig
it? Can you dig it? (Deeper voice) You guys have left no doubt that you are in it
for real and a real top contender!!!! Theme song is Another one bites the Dust (Queen).
Only advice is to stick with what works. Mess up the epic rematch and you will belong to the
group of the most hated and feared. Good luck and see you in the playoffs!!!!


JetNation
This is a top notch team with a really super competitive owner. Originally, this team
was beating other teams so bad that the owner put players on other teams so they would not lose
by so much. Much respect for J'Kwaz. JetNation has an excellent running game and are
not to be taken lightly. They will strike quick with brutal force. Their record reflects
that. You will be exploited to the highest degreee. Theme song is Can't Touch This
(MC Hammer). Advice is that you have to step up a notch to ensure a top 4 seed position.
The teams you have left to play this season will not be a cake walk....but then you
know that already. Good luck and see you in the playoffs.


Crimea Baby Dragons
This team never fails to impress. We saw that game against the legendary Cult team.
WOW!!!! Once again...... This team never gives up and never gives in. No matter how
many times you face a single opponent, no matter regular season, pre-season, post-
season, playoff, scrimmage, or championship, this team comes to play with heart and will
prosecute to the fullest extent. Unfortunately you guys never get a break. Every
time I do this, it seems you have the hardest schedule going forward. This season is no
exception. I will say there is a term that has developed that describes this team's
perserverance....."True Crimea Fashion". Theme song is Won't Back Down (T Petty). It will
be interesting to see where you guys end up in the playoffs. Good Luck and see you
there!!!!!


Hatersville
Man I like this team. IMHO they should be sent to the playoffs automatically. While
this team will hand you a loss in a quick second, their consistency has not been what it
should be. The scouts say this team is suffering from a condition know as Bortatasys
Onset. This is a condition brought on by big game changes that confuse a team's ability to
game plan. It would be like having a team VA that gives a random chance for the team to play 10%
better or worse. Drawback is that you never know if it was +10% or -10% for any given game.
Hard to tell what is working or not.....hence confusion. Symptoms are digust along with
feeling of elation or apathy with no identifyable cause. Theme song is California Love
(Dr Dre). Advice is that I really don't know. No one does. Seems most are sticking to
the basics. Good Luck and please make it to the playoffs.


Alabama
This is a world league caliber team trying to keep it together through the changes going on.
They have great builds, a great owner, and are looking to do great things ....but it has
been hard. A balance of time and strategy. We believe this team is on cruise till they make
pro. Not a negative thing, but sort of looking forward to the greater glory per se. Word
on the street says they may game plan for the playoffs to preliminayly test the metal of
the team. Do not forget, this team has the ability to beat any team on any given day. It
shows in that they are consistently in the top tier. Last year, this time, they were 6-7,
similar to this year. Theme song is Comfortably Numb (P Floyd). That song was a tie with
Sweet Home Alabama....which is not really a football song but I can't get it out of my head
for some reason. Good Luck and hope to see you in the playoffs.



Ground Pounders
This is a legendary team from old time. They have Been through everything and have stood
the test of time. The owner is really great and maintains that GLB spirit. But when they
entered this conference, did they get any special treatment? Where was that warm welcome?
Rocked by the Swampdogs, Numb from Alabama, Unable to touch JetNation, and welcomed, open
arms, to the Frakendots Machine was just the beginning. You guys already have big shoes and
got nothing to prove. Step up or you will get run over!....signed by the new ELITE #1.
Theme song is Don't stop Believing (Journey). Much respect!!! Side note: It is a new
season but word on the street is that Mishawaka still thinks they will beat you in a playoff
rematch. I don't know but that is what I heard.



West Indies Warriors
This team had a decent records of wins last season. You are among the list of teams that
lost to Mishawaka in the playoffs. Welcome to Elite #1. All I can say is that the Bort
changes have affected us all. Your rematch is in the second to last game of the season.
Gotta win that to make it to the playoffs. Lose and Mishawaka will never let you live it
down. I over heard them say....Hurry to meet defeat...before some else takes your place.
And beware the Globedotters, they bear the scorn of victory. Them too you must also defeat.
Sorry about the last game against the Swampdogs. At least you are not going there to play.
Theme song is Dream on (Aerosmith). Don't ask me how that got selected. Put on your game
face. A playoff spot is attainable!!!!! Everything is Attainable!!!! You want it.....then
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!! Good Luck.



Mishawaka
Well, well, well......seems you guys racked up some unhappy teams with the so-called playoff
wins last season. Ask yourself if that Gold Trophy was really worth it? Last season you
beat up everyone (except the Longhorns) and won it all. Struck fear into the opponents.
Interesting how fear looks differently depending on which side you face it. Word on the
street says you will not make it to the playoffs.....statistically. If you win all the
remaining games on your schedule, then there is a possibility. Theme song is Eye of the
Tiger (Survivor). You are going to have to step it up all the way to have another shot
of at another Gold Trophy. Welcome to the MACHINE!!....courtesy of Mr. F'endots.



Corpus Christi
Impressive team of players you have. Everyone wants you to know that a bunch of well built
players can still be beaten!!! With some boosts left, this team would be an even more
formidable opponent in the playoffs. I am sure we will see you in seasons to come.
Theme song is The Wall (P Floyd). At your level of builds, I don't have any advice....
like the song....you don't need any education. PS. No matter what, you will never be
underestimated. This has been a really strange season. Good Luck.



Project Prodigies
This team did well last season and lost to the Globedotters in the championship.
Interesting how things change from one season to the next. The owner is a long
time GLB'r with a wealth of experience. I do not think this team is on cruise
control, but not enough game planning to really make a dent in Elite 1. Not sure,
but with all the changes it may be a time issue. Plus the changes are still going on
constantly. These are called adaptive Bortations. That is where a change is made
in the beginning of the season and tweaked during the season. To jtrav21, much
respect sir and every team will be a big blip on your radar in seasons to come.
Till then keep up the pressure in the pro leagues. Theme song is Jump (van Halen)
Anyway.....no playoff worries. And hey, you did get your revenge in the rematch
with the Globedotters. Good Luck.



South Side Freebies
This team lost to the Ground Pounders in the playoffs last season. Don't feel bad,
many, many teams have lost to the ground pounders in the playoffs. I see you also
lost again in the revenge rematch against the ground pounders. Again....don't feel
bad,.. many, many teams have lost multiple times to the ground pounders. Not sure what
happened season to season, but it is not going well at this time. Remember that you
are in Elite #1 with the best of the best of the best....where the distance from the
top is much shorter than the distance from the bottom. 3 games left. Make them
remember these last games!!!!! Never give in. Theme song is In the Air Tonight
(P Collins). We will be watching. Then, after the battles are fought, we will
see you next season. Good Luck.


Harlem GlobeDotters
This was a conference champion level team last season. Lost to Mishawaka for the Gold.
What happened guys? The stats say you should have done better. The people that bet
on you to win it all this season want their money back. They believe there is a scandal.
Was it the blocking changes, the tackling changes, special teams changes, coverage changes,
outside running changes, inside running changes,.....what??? WHAT???? What
happened? We want to know. Last season you were shutting teams down. This season
you have the record for the most losses by shutouts. Theme song is Lose Yourself
(Eminem). You will be missed in the playoffs. Looking forward to a better next season.
Make it happen. Come back Stronger!!! Good Luck!!!


Doomsday Sim
Rever, you are not fooling anyone by trying to fly under the radar. Taking this season
to try out different plays and formations. The fact that you are using Elite #1 as
your personal test ground has not gone unnoticed. I know the circles you hang out
in......GUAM, DOTR, Carolina, T Rebels....I could go on.....but I digress. I like
the avatar of the jester, but big brother is always watching. Teams with super
owners are never underestimated. The fact that you are in Elite #1 is a testament to
the skill you have just sitting still. Nothing special to see here. No theme song.
No advice. See you next season. Everyone will be prepared!!!!!



Gamecocks
I think this owner took this season off amid trying to rebuild his team. Unortunately,
you cannot win with CPU players at this level. Good Luck and I hope you keep it together.
If anyone has players that need a team, this may be a good place to inquire. Just make
sure they are built well or your feelings will get hurt. See you next season SCC.



The overall season predictions are..................
1. Swampdogs
2. Frankendots
3. Reservoir of Dogs
4. JetNation
5. Crimea
6. Alabama
7. Hatersville
8. Mishawaka
9. Ground Pounders
10. West Indies
11. Project Prodigies
12. Corpus Christi
13. South Side Freebies
14. Harlem Globedotters
15. Doomsday
16. South Carolina Gamecocks

Notes:
1. The prediction is for the Frankendots over the Dogs.....but not by much.
2. The prediction is for Mishawaka to pull out victory from the jaws of defeat.


That is what I got. it has been a really interesting season so far.
With all the changes, one thing is for sure....any given day, anything can happen.
Don't lose hope and remember....from Hatersville.... Don't hate the players,
hate the game changes. Good luck to everyone.