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Whatsdafus
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lol thats cerneo's job... i do it for a BBB league
 
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Projections week two Season two.

Caribbean Sphere (1-0-0) vs. Tallahassee Seminoles(1-0-0) West 21-20 Tallahassee
The two best teams from last season face of in a grudge match that never was spoiled by Denton these two teams wanted a game since day one of season one. Today it happens.

Omaha Mavericks (1-0-0) vs. Los Angeles Sharks West (0-1-0) 17-7 Omaha
Omaha should get its second win today facing off on the Shacks club that did some good things last year, but that seems to have stopped. Shark fans you could be in for a poor season.

Allen Zephyrs (0-1-0) vs. Austin Longhorns West (0-1-0) 21-16 Austin
Austin looks like they might win a game today…no, no hear me out. Yes that Austin, no not ‘Real Austin’. Ok fine maybe not.

Texas Roughnecks (1-0-0) vs. K-Town Hates Phil West (1-0-0) 16-10 Roughnecks
I think K-Town picks up a early loss. Roughnecks (Formerly known as Dallas Raptors) were hot at the end of last year and that seems to still be the case.

Oklahoma City Outlaws vs. San Francisco Stonecutters West 24-14 Stone Cutters
I see no reason why the Stonecutters can’t win today. All they need to do is iron out the last few wrinkles and they could develop into a good team.

The Real Austin Longhorns vs. Chicago "MB" Bears West 27-9 MB
Da Bears roll today and crush Real Austins high from the past few games.

Houston Orangebloods vs. Dallas Horns West 21-0 Houston
Hmmmm worst team in the west. Houston.

D.C. Sonics vs. Dallas Death West 17-12 Death
Giving up 65 points 48 hours ago and then playing a hard game is not going to work well for DC. Put you money on Death.

Cleveland Greyhounds vs. Chicago CBMB Bears East 14-3 CBMB
CBMB looks good for today should have a fairly easy time with the Greyhounds who are still just not quite off the edge of suck.

Colorado Storm vs. New Jersey Vikings East 24-6 Storm
Oh Colorado…I can’t quit you.

Care Bears vs. West West Bend Warlocks East 20-10 Warlocks
This hurts to type. Warlocks…Will….Win.

Pennsylvania Lions vs. Miami Sharks East 20-10 Lions
Lions should grab a win as long as they can stick the game plan and keep the offense on the field.

Orlando Pirates vs. Columbus Spartans East 27-10 Pirates
Pirates.

Chicago LMG vs. Chicago Grizzlies East 17-14 LMG
This is my underdog pick this week. LMG looks prime for an upset over the Grizzlies.

French Lick Dirty Whorns vs. NEW YORK STEEL-HEADS East 14-0 SteelHeads
And the Whorns lose to Steelheads and could be in for another long year.

Minnesota Drillers vs. D.C. Warriors East 21-17 Drillers
Ok Drillers. This is your last chance. If you choke on me again….

They are right here...god damn you people are needy.
 
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Love the write ups... but cerneo your getting cheap on us again... lol MORE DETAIL lol....

joking, nice job
 
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Originally posted by Cerneo

They are right here...god damn you people are needy.


Spoon me or I'll create a player to do it for me...

I read the write ups I think of Smooth Jimmy Apollo from the Simpsons ->

"Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well, folks, when you’re right 52% of the time, you’re wrong 48% of the time.
.
.
Homer: Why didn’t you say that before!"

"TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer dials number
Voice: You… have reached… the Coach’s… Hot-…
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game… of… Mi… am… i…
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i…
Homer: Come on, come on, don’t you realize this is costing me money!"

"Football player: This team is fired up. We came here to play!
Homer: Aw right! picks up the phone to place his bet
Lisa: scoffing He’ll lose.
Homer: What? Didn’t you hear what he said?
Lisa: Look at the fear in his eyes, listen to the quiver in his voice. He’s a little boy lost in a game of men."

"Homer: You think we should bet against them?
Lisa: I’d bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer: You got it. on phone Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York!"

"Homer: Lisa, you picked the winner every time. You must have some kind of special gift!
Lisa: Come on, Dad. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that Houston’s failed to cover their last ten outings on away turf the week after scoring more than three touchdowns in a conference game.
Homer: Oh, my little girl says the cutest things."

"Brent Gunsilman: Well, sir, we’re two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show…"

"Barney: Hey Homer, didn’t you say that if Duff Dry wins the Duff Bowl, your daughter loves you?
Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington!
Barney: Okay, okay. They’re both great teams."

and finally ->

"Homer: Who do you like in the afternoon games?
Lisa: Well, I like the 49ers because they’re pure of heart, Seattle because they’ve got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat.
[later]
Brent Gunsilman: And on an extreeeeeemely suspicious play, the Raiders win!"

 
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Originally posted by otmalize
Originally posted by Cerneo


They are right here...god damn you people are needy.


Spoon me or I'll create a player to do it for me...

I read the write ups I think of Smooth Jimmy Apollo from the Simpsons ->

"Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well, folks, when you’re right 52% of the time, you’re wrong 48% of the time.
.
.
Homer: Why didn’t you say that before!"

"TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer dials number
Voice: You… have reached… the Coach’s… Hot-…
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game… of… Mi… am… i…
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i…
Homer: Come on, come on, don’t you realize this is costing me money!"

"Football player: This team is fired up. We came here to play!
Homer: Aw right! picks up the phone to place his bet
Lisa: scoffing He’ll lose.
Homer: What? Didn’t you hear what he said?
Lisa: Look at the fear in his eyes, listen to the quiver in his voice. He’s a little boy lost in a game of men."

"Homer: You think we should bet against them?
Lisa: I’d bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer: You got it. on phone Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York!"

"Homer: Lisa, you picked the winner every time. You must have some kind of special gift!
Lisa: Come on, Dad. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that Houston’s failed to cover their last ten outings on away turf the week after scoring more than three touchdowns in a conference game.
Homer: Oh, my little girl says the cutest things."

"Brent Gunsilman: Well, sir, we’re two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show…"

"Barney: Hey Homer, didn’t you say that if Duff Dry wins the Duff Bowl, your daughter loves you?
Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington!
Barney: Okay, okay. They’re both great teams."

and finally ->

"Homer: Who do you like in the afternoon games?
Lisa: Well, I like the 49ers because they’re pure of heart, Seattle because they’ve got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat.
[later]
Brent Gunsilman: And on an extreeeeeemely suspicious play, the Raiders win!"



Wat.
 
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Originally posted by Cerneo
Projections week two Season two.

Caribbean Sphere (1-0-0) vs. Tallahassee Seminoles(1-0-0) West 21-20 Tallahassee
The two best teams from last season face of in a grudge match that never was spoiled by Denton these two teams wanted a game since day one of season one. Today it happens.

Omaha Mavericks (1-0-0) vs. Los Angeles Sharks West (0-1-0) 17-7 Omaha
Omaha should get its second win today facing off on the Shacks club that did some good things last year, but that seems to have stopped. Shark fans you could be in for a poor season.

Allen Zephyrs (0-1-0) vs. Austin Longhorns West (0-1-0) 21-16 Austin
Austin looks like they might win a game today…no, no hear me out. Yes that Austin, no not ‘Real Austin’. Ok fine maybe not.

Texas Roughnecks (1-0-0) vs. K-Town Hates Phil West (1-0-0) 16-10 Roughnecks
I think K-Town picks up a early loss. Roughnecks (Formerly known as Dallas Raptors) were hot at the end of last year and that seems to still be the case.

Oklahoma City Outlaws vs. San Francisco Stonecutters West 24-14 Stone Cutters
I see no reason why the Stonecutters can’t win today. All they need to do is iron out the last few wrinkles and they could develop into a good team.

The Real Austin Longhorns vs. Chicago "MB" Bears West 27-9 MB
Da Bears roll today and crush Real Austins high from the past few games.

Houston Orangebloods vs. Dallas Horns West 21-0 Houston
Hmmmm worst team in the west. Houston.

D.C. Sonics vs. Dallas Death West 17-12 Death
Giving up 65 points 48 hours ago and then playing a hard game is not going to work well for DC. Put you money on Death.

Cleveland Greyhounds vs. Chicago CBMB Bears East 14-3 CBMB
CBMB looks good for today should have a fairly easy time with the Greyhounds who are still just not quite off the edge of suck.

Colorado Storm vs. New Jersey Vikings East 24-6 Storm
Oh Colorado…I can’t quit you.

Care Bears vs. West West Bend Warlocks East 20-10 Warlocks
This hurts to type. Warlocks…Will….Win.

Pennsylvania Lions vs. Miami Sharks East 20-10 Lions
Lions should grab a win as long as they can stick the game plan and keep the offense on the field.

Orlando Pirates vs. Columbus Spartans East 27-10 Pirates
Pirates.

Chicago LMG vs. Chicago Grizzlies East 17-14 LMG
This is my underdog pick this week. LMG looks prime for an upset over the Grizzlies.

French Lick Dirty Whorns vs. NEW YORK STEEL-HEADS East 14-0 SteelHeads
And the Whorns lose to Steelheads and could be in for another long year.

Minnesota Drillers vs. D.C. Warriors East 21-17 Drillers
Ok Drillers. This is your last chance. If you choke on me again….

They are right here...god damn you people are needy.


I love the Comment...Pirates...Exactly nough said!!!! Love the predictions Cerneo thank you for the entertainment.
 
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Good write up as always. Looking forward to the Noles vs Sphere matchup tonight......Go Noles
 
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Originally posted by Cerneo
Originally posted by otmalize

Originally posted by Cerneo



They are right here...god damn you people are needy.


Spoon me or I'll create a player to do it for me...

I read the write ups I think of Smooth Jimmy Apollo from the Simpsons ->

"Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Well, folks, when you’re right 52% of the time, you’re wrong 48% of the time.
.
.
Homer: Why didn’t you say that before!"

"TV: So call me now! $5 for the first minute, $2 for each additional minute!
Homer dials number
Voice: You… have reached… the Coach’s… Hot-…
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game… of… Mi… am… i…
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat…
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i…
Homer: Come on, come on, don’t you realize this is costing me money!"

"Football player: This team is fired up. We came here to play!
Homer: Aw right! picks up the phone to place his bet
Lisa: scoffing He’ll lose.
Homer: What? Didn’t you hear what he said?
Lisa: Look at the fear in his eyes, listen to the quiver in his voice. He’s a little boy lost in a game of men."

"Homer: You think we should bet against them?
Lisa: I’d bet my entire college fund on it.
Homer: You got it. on phone Moe, twenty-three dollars on New York!"

"Homer: Lisa, you picked the winner every time. You must have some kind of special gift!
Lisa: Come on, Dad. It doesn’t take a genius to realize that Houston’s failed to cover their last ten outings on away turf the week after scoring more than three touchdowns in a conference game.
Homer: Oh, my little girl says the cutest things."

"Brent Gunsilman: Well, sir, we’re two hours and 45 minutes into the pre-game show…"

"Barney: Hey Homer, didn’t you say that if Duff Dry wins the Duff Bowl, your daughter loves you?
Homer: Not Duff Dry. Washington!
Barney: Okay, okay. They’re both great teams."

and finally ->

"Homer: Who do you like in the afternoon games?
Lisa: Well, I like the 49ers because they’re pure of heart, Seattle because they’ve got something to prove, and the Raiders because they always cheat.
[later]
Brent Gunsilman: And on an extreeeeeemely suspicious play, the Raiders win!"



Wat.


Ok, we need to get you outside the house more.

 
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Originally posted by Cerneo
Houston Orangebloods vs. Dallas Horns West 21-0 Houston
Hmmmm worst team in the west. Houston.


We will eventually score again...I hope. Seriously, I'm surprised you keep picking us to win against anyone.

 
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Cerneo
Glad i found the write up, and predictions.
GO Storm!!!!
 
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Originally posted by Cerneo

Houston Orangebloods vs. Dallas Horns West 21-0 Houston
Hmmmm worst team in the west. Houston.


Am a bit confused here. If you are saying that Houston is the worst team in the West why are you picking them to win?

 
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Go Pirates, with our natural talent and liberal use of HGH we cannot be stopped.
 
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Lol next time we score I will cry for joy. It has been so long.
 
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Originally posted by cpwhite
Originally posted by Cerneo


Houston Orangebloods vs. Dallas Horns West 21-0 Houston
Hmmmm worst team in the west. Houston.


Am a bit confused here. If you are saying that Houston is the worst team in the West why are you picking them to win?



Thats what I get for writing at 4am...

No way in hell Houston is anywhere near worst team in the West.
 
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Originally posted by Cerneo
Originally posted by cpwhite

Originally posted by Cerneo



Houston Orangebloods vs. Dallas Horns West 21-0 Houston
Hmmmm worst team in the west. Houston.


Am a bit confused here. If you are saying that Houston is the worst team in the West why are you picking them to win?



Thats what I get for writing at 4am...

No way in hell Houston is anywhere near worst team in the West.


With all due respect, have you seen our last 5 game films?
Hopefully we can get this boat turned around soon.

 
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