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Kilihan
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This is our year - we just wanted to give you guys a chance at the repeat - which ain't happening You guys signed Ty Conklin as your back up to Osgood from us also.
 
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Originally posted by PhireHawk
Originally posted by Beef Supreme

first time caller.


Dear Leroy,

If person calls in on consecutive days and claims to be a "First time Caller" what do you think an appropriate recourse would be?


That is an excellent question.
 
PhireHawk
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Originally posted by Kilihan
This is our year - we just wanted to give you guys a chance at the repeat - which ain't happening You guys signed Ty Conklin as your back up to Osgood from us also.


That's because Conklin is only here to be an insurance policy incase somebody gets hurt. Jimmy Howard, our rookie in the minors, is pretty badass.
 
Beef Supreme
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Jimmy Howard = Bust

Marek Schwarz = Future Stud


Just sayin'
 
PhireHawk
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Originally posted by Beef Supreme
Jimmy Howard = Bust

Marek Schwarz = Future Stud


Just sayin'


Howard isn't a bust...

I won't deny that Schwarz is pretty decent. I remember seeing him in the World Juniors a couple years ago with I think the Czech team??? Howard has one leg up on him though - he's in the Red Wings system and for whatever reason, over the last 20 years, whoever they touch turns to gold...
 
Leroy Jenkins
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Originally posted by Beef Supreme
Dear Leroy,

Long time listener, first time caller.

If a fat girl falls in the forest, do the trees point and laugh?


Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.
Beef


You watched Lord of the Rings 73 times too many. Trees are inanimate objects silly goose. Also a fat girl wouldn't be in the woods. Its too much work.
 
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Originally posted by PhireHawk
Originally posted by Beef Supreme

first time caller.


Dear Leroy,

If person calls in on consecutive days and claims to be a "First time Caller" what do you think an appropriate recourse would be?


I would treat their unoriginality and lie with insults. See above.
 
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Hijacking a thread to talk about figure skating is also socially unacceptable.
 
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I THINK APOLLO ANTON ONO IS GOING TO WIN GOLD THIS YEAR
 
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Dear Mr. Jenkins,

As a gentleman I like to hold doors open for women and let them go through first. Now, what is the appropriate protocol for revolving doors? Do I let them go first (which means they have to push) or do I go first so I'm pushing the revolving doors. I've always let them go first but am ready to get the revolving doors going as much as I can.

Sincerely,

NYChivalryFTW51352340928405
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Leroy Jenkins
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Originally posted by nccknight
Dear Mr. Jenkins,

As a gentleman I like to hold doors open for women and let them go through first. Now, what is the appropriate protocol for revolving doors? Do I let them go first (which means they have to push) or do I go first so I'm pushing the revolving doors. I've always let them go first but am ready to get the revolving doors going as much as I can.

Sincerely,

NYChivalryFTW51352340928405


Everyplace that has a revolving door has a regular door per the ADA. Use the regular door.
 
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Originally posted by nccknight
Dear Mr. Jenkins,

As a gentleman I like to hold doors open for women and let them go through first. Now, what is the appropriate protocol for revolving doors? Do I let them go first (which means they have to push) or do I go first so I'm pushing the revolving doors. I've always let them go first but am ready to get the revolving doors going as much as I can.

Sincerely,

NYChivalryFTW51352340928405


As an addendum to Leroy's answer: if you can't find or don't see the regular door, always let the woman's entrance or exit precede your own. That way, you can keep your eyes on the prize. (her thighs.)
 
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Originally posted by Leroy Jenkins
Originally posted by nccknight

Dear Mr. Jenkins,

As a gentleman I like to hold doors open for women and let them go through first. Now, what is the appropriate protocol for revolving doors? Do I let them go first (which means they have to push) or do I go first so I'm pushing the revolving doors. I've always let them go first but am ready to get the revolving doors going as much as I can.

Sincerely,

NYChivalryFTW51352340928405


Everyplace that has a revolving door has a regular door per the ADA. Use the regular door.


My office building for example does have both revolving doors and regular doors but on one side of the building there are only revolving doors that lead to the street. Using the doors on the other two sides is most inefficient for us hustle and bustle New Yorkers.
 
Fat Banana
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Dear Mr. LeRoy,

My sister-in-law recently went out and got herself a "Tramp Stamp". She seems to be blissfully unaware of the connotation. Should I keep my mouth shut or do I risk upsetting family harmony by filling her in? As a third option I was thinking I could offer her my daughter's copy of The Sneetches by Dr. Seuss.


Signed,

Fat Banana
 
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Originally posted by Fat Banana
Dear Mr. LeRoy,

My sister-in-law recently went out and got herself a "Tramp Stamp". She seems to be blissfully unaware of the connotation. Should I keep my mouth shut or do I risk upsetting family harmony by filling her in? As a third option I was thinking I could offer her my daughter's copy of The Sneetches by Dr. Seuss.


Signed,

Fat Banana


Shes family now. It would only be right to enlighten her. Also tell her tramp stamps went out of style about 5 minutes after they came in. Whats it of btw?
 
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