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Originally posted by Argonut
gg Fish. We have you where we want you

GG Yaks! Fish defense was tough today.

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 3 Power Rankings!


1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Reapers are feeling content having taken over operations at the top. They have a nice little party starting and if skeletons could drink they would be plastered. Grim Kicker needed a break from the fun and snuck out back, he was puffing on something, hiding behind the dumpster enjoying his success when all of a sudden some little furry thing started gnawing on his kicking leg, how rude. He smacked it with his blade and it lay still, to the kitchen and into the stew pot if went. If skeletons could taste it would have been delicious, they can still savor the win though!

2. Blitzin' Dots- Blitzin' has come out hot this season, possibly the best the team has ever looked to start things off. They paid a visit to the Walk-On crew this week, the pass offense was clicking, only 3 incomplete passes and 2 were drops. Those Dot' QBs are looking good! And the Blitzin' Defense is living up to the name leading the league in sacks! Go Dots!

3. Martian Invasion- Laser Guns blasting the Martian Bros. landed the ship right at mid field, they were immediately attacked by horse riders carrying little sharp sticks. The riders though apparently thought the ship was the opponent and smashed right into it, only to end up dismounted and zapped full of holes by a thrilled bunch of Aliens. Who had invaded successfully and pulled off the most surprising upset of the season so far!

4. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Always enjoy it when the hairy beasts come to the Ditch for their yearly bath. They are dirty and nasty, covered in bugs and parasites and provide us with a delicious meal each time! The Fish clean all their crevices right up leaving them spotless and scoreless until the next go around!

5. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Huey P. Long had been put on a new hydration program, he and the boys pulled into "Downtown-Tokyo" with a tanker truck full of gatorade. They parked it on a side street and the game was on. Huey walked out tanker truck hose attached and shoved straight down his throat. This was taking hydration to a new level! Coach Kline turned on the tankers pump unit, Huey held his hose and a stream of blue Gatorade met The Atomic breath head on! Huey kept it up until Godzilla exhausted took his first facial.

6. Tanuki Thunder- The Thunder Coons were out late, strolling down an alley, raiding trash cans and causing havoc. They came upon one of their favorite dumpsters and saw a bone laying there. Excited for a little marrow they grabbed it and started chewing, only it moved and they looked up in time to see the blade coming down upon their furry little faces. Ouch! They were cooked!

7. Buckhead Royal Knights- The Knights were dejected after losing the throne and they were mounted up and ready for their next opponent. When a spaceship landed at mid field they didn't as questions just raised their lances and charged! Only when the lances hit home it was a solid metal and the Knights were thrown from their mounts and lay their getting Zap, Zap, Zapped by the odd little creatures who took over the field! Buckhead fans were in dismay and starting to wonder if they could win without their Luxurious Armour.

8. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla was warming up pregame running wind sprints down the Tokyo streets, he was ready for the game! But when a tanker truck pulled up he was confused and angry that it had bumped into his shoes and scuffed them up. When he saw Huey and the DOTS get out, he let out a roar, his atomic breath went straight for them, only to be met with a stream of blue gatorade coming out of Hueys pants. Godzilla roared more but the gatorade kept coming and pushed him back until it overcame his breath and left his face covered in blue, sticky goo!

9. Turf Warriors- The Warriors were traveling through the Yaks three stomachs wondering how to get out and back to the Burrow for the game. They found the large intestines and worked there way to the exit, when they got there they all shoved on the sphincter trying to get free, there was a sudden jolt and things opened up and they were sent flying through the air straight at the Monarchs! The splat was loud and London disappeared covered in shit, tar, turf and feathers!

10. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Time for the Yaks annual trip to the Ditch to get themselves tidied up! What a mess that fur is, hop right in and don't mind as we nibble away at all your body parts and get you good and clean! You will leave bug, dirt, std and TD free after this! And we heard you set up a 2nd appointment this season! Maybe that extra scrub will have you feeling all fresh and pretty and ready for your demotion to Silver!

11. London Pee Wee Monarchs-London shook of the effects of the bug zapping lizard and saw the Yaks running by looking fish cleaned, fresh and pretty. They saw their chance to take them by surprise and flew up from behind with a vat of tar and a huge bag of feathers. Right as they started dumping it the Yaks end stinks kicked in and they noticed them. It scared them and they let out a huge shit, the digested grass came alive and buried poor London beneath it. They flew away covered in turf, tar and feathers, looking more bird than butterfly.

12. Walk-On Warriors- The Warriors are starting to wonder whether letting a bunch of Walk-Ons take the field is really that great of strategy. The results so far aren't good , things will need to pick up soon or it may be time to head on down to silver to recruit some real experienced Dots to take the field.

Also receiving votes!

Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Oh yes! The Pickles have found their way back onto the rankings page! Silver is looking more challenging than last season, but Pickles are clearly the team to beat.

King Trumps Tyrants- Some boosted guys but its silver and who cares, you got to do what you got to do to get to gold!

Coach Kline made sure that the good citizens of Tokyo had their blue-stained garments replaced after the game of course.

serves tanuki right for interrupting grim kicker's union mandated break

Lances vs Martian Ray Guns doesn't stand a chance lol

Great read as always!

GG Tokyo

Originally posted by *Birdman*

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 3 Power Rankings!

Also receiving votes!

Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Oh yes! The Pickles have found their way back onto the rankings page! Silver is looking more challenging than last season, but Pickles are clearly the team to beat.

Not this season. Beta's got one team fully loaded with Custom EQ and Tyrants have some who have boosted/ have gear. My money is on Chitz if they game plan - a whole team with +6 is pretty hard to beat when you only get to level 16.

Gg tourney yaks

gg Buckhead, another L in the books vs you haha

GG Reapers ur offense crushed us and cornerbacks locking down WRs like it's Pro.

Well done

Not going to sell the team but pee wee monarchs are throwing in the towel. I’ve been promoted to interim manager and I’m now doing the job of three people, add in we’re short staffed I just have no time to scout /gameplan and everything I’m doing is just failing.

I always thought I could do this on my own but clearly not.

Originally posted by SmithsterSmitty
GG Reapers ur offense crushed us and cornerbacks locking down WRs like it's Pro.

Well done

Gg martians

Speed gap between our guys was ridiculous thought I was f’d

Originally posted by Robbnva
Not going to sell the team but pee wee monarchs are throwing in the towel. I’ve been promoted to interim manager and I’m now doing the job of three people, add in we’re short staffed I just have no time to scout /gameplan and everything I’m doing is just failing.

I always thought I could do this on my own but clearly not.

Its def challenging trying to do everything by yourself that's why 90% of the time I just throw in an AI for the season and see what happens. Today for example, I always lose to Buckhead, just didn't have the time and I was 3-0 already so just let it ride. Didn't work out for me in the end though haha.

gg Yaks

Originally posted by gooder
GG Tokyo

GG always forget the tourney