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side note. going home tomorrow
take it easy sir and that's good news. congrats
side note. going home tomorrow
take it easy sir and that's good news. congrats
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Season 120 Peewee Uprising!! Week 3 Power Rankings!!
Barleywine powered rankings this week! What a fun bunch of bottles.
1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- The Arctic Bowl "Battle in the Frozen Tundra" take 1, goes to the Reapers as they bully their way to 6.1 yards per carry and a solid win. QB2, who needs a more ferocious name, led the way averaging 19 ypc and busting big play after big play. I can hear the whetstone on the Scythe from here, sharper and sharper getting ready to slash the Knights from head to toe this week!
2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Okay i will admit the fish were worried when that giant lizard thing jumped into the ditch! Hell we swam right away real fast as it didn't instantly melt in the toxic sludge we call home. It got a little jump on us but we attacked its toes with fury and it finally decided to get out of the muck and go terrorize something else!
3. Buckhead Royal Knights- Royal Knights passing game was not messing around, they didn't even bring the jousting game into play instead they just threw dart after dart straight through the heart of the poor JUCO youngsters. By halftime it was ugly and not long after it was all over as Buckhead rolled to an easy win. The next three games are all big and the Knights will shoot straight to the top with wins.
4. London Pee Wee Monarchs-The Monarchs came out of the locker room ready to roll, but once sitting on the bench they started feeling nauseous and looked up to see all the fans dead! Fear certainly took hold and fearing for their lives they called on environmental lawyer Pee Wee Stewart! A couple court cases and last minute screen passes and the Monarchs were flying high above the toxic field to victory!
5. Blitzin' Dots- Okay, clearly is there something going on in Blitzin' this season! Whether it is better coach involvement or a little steroids in the locker room who cares! It is fun seeing the Dots come out firing on all cylinders and win two in a row against teams i thought would beat them! Nice work Coaching staff! Looking better than ever!
6. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Smart thinking by Coach Kline, they substituted in a crop duster full of Roundup for the pregame ceremonies and while the crowd of ladybugs and aphids were killed instantly the Monarchs were still in the locker room and avoided the direct hit. Still the effects didn't wear of until late in the 4th quarter. Next time two planes and the win will be yours! That passing game was looking good!
7. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- Well done! That nasty porn was ripped off the wall of the locker room and replaced by a lovely photo of Coach Smitty's smiling face, though i do have to say that is one ugly Mustache, you are sporting, i know taking scalps is fun but that may just be going too far, please shave that thing off!
8. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzillas don't seem to have a foot fetish, they ran away like a frightened virgin when we sucked their toes into our mouths. Atomic breath doesn't seem to penetrate sludge very well.
Tokyo was scary and we were glad to see them off, my guess is it won't take long to patch up the defense and when they do there will be another very tough team on the Beta side.
9. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- After last week the Stogies changed tactics and challenged the Knights to a keg stand, the Knights did well, but the Stogies just hung there upside down sucking on that hose from the keg until they just fell over passed out on the floor and never even knew that Suckhead took advantage of them.
10. Arctic Snow Bears- Hmmm, i guess the growl session from the Bears coaching staff had no effect on the players and they lazed their way to another loss. According to the players it was a lack of a real training program that put them in this spot, all that emphasis on causing fumbles but no training on how to tackle. Definite tension in the Arctic after another Bowl loss and coach and players will have to figure out something fast before the hole gets too big!
11. Rome Gladiator Yaks- That is so kind of you, those Blitzin fellows really were looking frozen and giving them the fur off your back really saved them from certain frostbite. At this rate you will have the whole Alpha conference looking sharp in the the latest Yakskin styles. I can see it now Yakpants, Yaksvests, Yakskirts, Yakundies, Yaklingerie, who needs dotball when you can take ove the fashion world! side note: Home sounds great! Take it easy!
12. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- The Bouncing Pickles were looking assertive again this week! The Brothers didn't enjoy getting the Big Dill at all and The Hot and Spicy Jackson was wayyy tooo much for them!!
Also receiving votes!
Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks
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Barleywine powered rankings this week! What a fun bunch of bottles.
1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- The Arctic Bowl "Battle in the Frozen Tundra" take 1, goes to the Reapers as they bully their way to 6.1 yards per carry and a solid win. QB2, who needs a more ferocious name, led the way averaging 19 ypc and busting big play after big play. I can hear the whetstone on the Scythe from here, sharper and sharper getting ready to slash the Knights from head to toe this week!
2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Okay i will admit the fish were worried when that giant lizard thing jumped into the ditch! Hell we swam right away real fast as it didn't instantly melt in the toxic sludge we call home. It got a little jump on us but we attacked its toes with fury and it finally decided to get out of the muck and go terrorize something else!
3. Buckhead Royal Knights- Royal Knights passing game was not messing around, they didn't even bring the jousting game into play instead they just threw dart after dart straight through the heart of the poor JUCO youngsters. By halftime it was ugly and not long after it was all over as Buckhead rolled to an easy win. The next three games are all big and the Knights will shoot straight to the top with wins.
4. London Pee Wee Monarchs-The Monarchs came out of the locker room ready to roll, but once sitting on the bench they started feeling nauseous and looked up to see all the fans dead! Fear certainly took hold and fearing for their lives they called on environmental lawyer Pee Wee Stewart! A couple court cases and last minute screen passes and the Monarchs were flying high above the toxic field to victory!
5. Blitzin' Dots- Okay, clearly is there something going on in Blitzin' this season! Whether it is better coach involvement or a little steroids in the locker room who cares! It is fun seeing the Dots come out firing on all cylinders and win two in a row against teams i thought would beat them! Nice work Coaching staff! Looking better than ever!
6. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Smart thinking by Coach Kline, they substituted in a crop duster full of Roundup for the pregame ceremonies and while the crowd of ladybugs and aphids were killed instantly the Monarchs were still in the locker room and avoided the direct hit. Still the effects didn't wear of until late in the 4th quarter. Next time two planes and the win will be yours! That passing game was looking good!
7. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- Well done! That nasty porn was ripped off the wall of the locker room and replaced by a lovely photo of Coach Smitty's smiling face, though i do have to say that is one ugly Mustache, you are sporting, i know taking scalps is fun but that may just be going too far, please shave that thing off!
8. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzillas don't seem to have a foot fetish, they ran away like a frightened virgin when we sucked their toes into our mouths. Atomic breath doesn't seem to penetrate sludge very well.
Tokyo was scary and we were glad to see them off, my guess is it won't take long to patch up the defense and when they do there will be another very tough team on the Beta side.
9. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- After last week the Stogies changed tactics and challenged the Knights to a keg stand, the Knights did well, but the Stogies just hung there upside down sucking on that hose from the keg until they just fell over passed out on the floor and never even knew that Suckhead took advantage of them.
10. Arctic Snow Bears- Hmmm, i guess the growl session from the Bears coaching staff had no effect on the players and they lazed their way to another loss. According to the players it was a lack of a real training program that put them in this spot, all that emphasis on causing fumbles but no training on how to tackle. Definite tension in the Arctic after another Bowl loss and coach and players will have to figure out something fast before the hole gets too big!
11. Rome Gladiator Yaks- That is so kind of you, those Blitzin fellows really were looking frozen and giving them the fur off your back really saved them from certain frostbite. At this rate you will have the whole Alpha conference looking sharp in the the latest Yakskin styles. I can see it now Yakpants, Yaksvests, Yakskirts, Yakundies, Yaklingerie, who needs dotball when you can take ove the fashion world! side note: Home sounds great! Take it easy!
12. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- The Bouncing Pickles were looking assertive again this week! The Brothers didn't enjoy getting the Big Dill at all and The Hot and Spicy Jackson was wayyy tooo much for them!!
Also receiving votes!
Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks
Skid Row Skidmarks
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Originally posted by Argonut
side note. going home tomorrow
Good for you sir!
side note. going home tomorrow
Good for you sir!
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Originally posted by *Birdman*
Season 120 Peewee Uprising!! Week 3 Power Rankings!!
Barleywine powered rankings this week! What a fun bunch of battles.
1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- The Arctic Bowl "Battle in the Frozen Tundra" take 1, goes to the Reapers as they bully their way to 6.1 yards per carry and a solid win. QB2, who needs a more ferocious name, led the way averaging 19 ypc and busting big play after big play. I can hear the whetstone on the Scythe from here, sharper and sharper getting ready to slash the Knights from head to toe this week!
2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Okay i will admit the fish were worried when that giant lizard thing jumped into the ditch! Hell we swam right away real fast as it didn't instantly melt in the toxic sludge we call home. It got a little jump on us but we attacked its toes with fury and it finally decided to get out of the muck and go terrorize something else!
3. Buckhead Royal Knights- Royal Knights passing game was not messing around, they didn't even bring the jousting game into play instead they just threw dart after dart straight through the heart of the poor JUCO youngsters. By halftime it was ugly and not long after it was all over as Buckhead rolled to an easy win. The next three games are all big and the Knights will shoot straight to the top with wins.
4. London Pee Wee Monarchs-The Monarchs came out of the locker room ready to roll, but once sitting on the bench they started feeling nauseous and looked up to see all the fans dead! Fear certainly took hold and fearing for their lives they called on environmental lawyer Pee Wee Stewart! A couple court cases and last minute screen passes and the Monarchs were flying high above the toxic field to victory!
5. Blitzin' Dots- Okay, clearly is there something going on in Blitzin' this season! Whether it is better coach involvement or a little steroids in the locker room who cares! It is fun seeing the Dots come out firing on all cylinders and win two in a row against teams i thought would beat them! Nice work Coaching staff! Looking better than ever!
6. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Smart thinking by Coach Kline, they substituted in a crop duster full of Roundup for the pregame ceremonies and while the crowd of ladybugs and aphids were killed instantly the Monarchs were still in the locker room and avoided the direct hit. Still the effects didn't wear of until late in the 4th quarter. Next time two planes and the win will be yours! That passing game was looking good!
7. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- Well done! That nasty porn was ripped off the wall of the locker room and replaced by a lovely photo of Coach Smitty's smiling face, though i do have to say that is one ugly Mustache, you are sporting, i know taking scalps is fun but that may just be going too far, please shave that thing off!
8. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzillas don't seem to have a foot fetish, they ran away like a frightened virgin when we sucked their toes into our mouths. Atomic breath doesn't seem to penetrate sludge very well.
Tokyo was scary and we were glad to see them off, my guess is it won't take long to patch up the defense and when they do there will be another very tough team on the Beta side.
9. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- After last week the Stogies changed tactics and challenged the Knights to a keg stand, the Knights did well, but the Stogies just hung there upside down sucking on that hose from the keg until they just fell over passed out on the floor and never even knew that Suckhead took advantage of them.
10. Arctic Snow Bears- Hmmm, i guess the growl session from the Bears coaching staff had no effect on the players and they lazed their way to another loss. According to the players it was a lack of a real training program that put them in this spot, all that emphasis on causing fumbles but no training on how to tackle. Definite tension in the Arctic after another Bowl loss and coach and players will have to figure out something fast before the hole gets too big!
11. Rome Gladiator Yaks- That is so kind of you, those Blitzin fellows really were looking frozen and giving them the fur off your back really saved them from certain frostbite. At this rate you will have the whole Alpha conference looking sharp in the the latest Yakskin styles. I can see it now Yakpants, Yaksvests, Yakskirts, Yakundies, Yaklingerie, who needs dotball when you can take ove the fashion world! side note: Home sounds great! Take it easy!
12. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- The Bouncing Pickles were looking assertive again this week! The Brothers didn't enjoy getting the Big Dill at all and The Hot and Spicy Jackson was wayyy tooo much for them!!
Also receiving votes!
Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks
Skid Row Skidmark
You're freaking hilarious dude. This is way more fun in PeeWee lol
Season 120 Peewee Uprising!! Week 3 Power Rankings!!
Barleywine powered rankings this week! What a fun bunch of battles.
1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- The Arctic Bowl "Battle in the Frozen Tundra" take 1, goes to the Reapers as they bully their way to 6.1 yards per carry and a solid win. QB2, who needs a more ferocious name, led the way averaging 19 ypc and busting big play after big play. I can hear the whetstone on the Scythe from here, sharper and sharper getting ready to slash the Knights from head to toe this week!
2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Okay i will admit the fish were worried when that giant lizard thing jumped into the ditch! Hell we swam right away real fast as it didn't instantly melt in the toxic sludge we call home. It got a little jump on us but we attacked its toes with fury and it finally decided to get out of the muck and go terrorize something else!
3. Buckhead Royal Knights- Royal Knights passing game was not messing around, they didn't even bring the jousting game into play instead they just threw dart after dart straight through the heart of the poor JUCO youngsters. By halftime it was ugly and not long after it was all over as Buckhead rolled to an easy win. The next three games are all big and the Knights will shoot straight to the top with wins.
4. London Pee Wee Monarchs-The Monarchs came out of the locker room ready to roll, but once sitting on the bench they started feeling nauseous and looked up to see all the fans dead! Fear certainly took hold and fearing for their lives they called on environmental lawyer Pee Wee Stewart! A couple court cases and last minute screen passes and the Monarchs were flying high above the toxic field to victory!
5. Blitzin' Dots- Okay, clearly is there something going on in Blitzin' this season! Whether it is better coach involvement or a little steroids in the locker room who cares! It is fun seeing the Dots come out firing on all cylinders and win two in a row against teams i thought would beat them! Nice work Coaching staff! Looking better than ever!
6. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Smart thinking by Coach Kline, they substituted in a crop duster full of Roundup for the pregame ceremonies and while the crowd of ladybugs and aphids were killed instantly the Monarchs were still in the locker room and avoided the direct hit. Still the effects didn't wear of until late in the 4th quarter. Next time two planes and the win will be yours! That passing game was looking good!
7. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- Well done! That nasty porn was ripped off the wall of the locker room and replaced by a lovely photo of Coach Smitty's smiling face, though i do have to say that is one ugly Mustache, you are sporting, i know taking scalps is fun but that may just be going too far, please shave that thing off!
8. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzillas don't seem to have a foot fetish, they ran away like a frightened virgin when we sucked their toes into our mouths. Atomic breath doesn't seem to penetrate sludge very well.
Tokyo was scary and we were glad to see them off, my guess is it won't take long to patch up the defense and when they do there will be another very tough team on the Beta side.
9. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- After last week the Stogies changed tactics and challenged the Knights to a keg stand, the Knights did well, but the Stogies just hung there upside down sucking on that hose from the keg until they just fell over passed out on the floor and never even knew that Suckhead took advantage of them.
10. Arctic Snow Bears- Hmmm, i guess the growl session from the Bears coaching staff had no effect on the players and they lazed their way to another loss. According to the players it was a lack of a real training program that put them in this spot, all that emphasis on causing fumbles but no training on how to tackle. Definite tension in the Arctic after another Bowl loss and coach and players will have to figure out something fast before the hole gets too big!
11. Rome Gladiator Yaks- That is so kind of you, those Blitzin fellows really were looking frozen and giving them the fur off your back really saved them from certain frostbite. At this rate you will have the whole Alpha conference looking sharp in the the latest Yakskin styles. I can see it now Yakpants, Yaksvests, Yakskirts, Yakundies, Yaklingerie, who needs dotball when you can take ove the fashion world! side note: Home sounds great! Take it easy!
12. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- The Bouncing Pickles were looking assertive again this week! The Brothers didn't enjoy getting the Big Dill at all and The Hot and Spicy Jackson was wayyy tooo much for them!!
Also receiving votes!
Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks
Skid Row Skidmark
You're freaking hilarious dude. This is way more fun in PeeWee lol
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Doesn't seem like my Min/Return energy tactics are working this season, any suggestion on fixing that?
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Originally posted by gooder
Doesn't seem like my Min/Return energy tactics are working this season, any suggestion on fixing that?
All positions ? Or just certain ones ?
Doesn't seem like my Min/Return energy tactics are working this season, any suggestion on fixing that?
All positions ? Or just certain ones ?
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Originally posted by R007C
All positions ? Or just certain ones ?
Looks like offense. specifically HB as an example. 50 plays vs. 9 plays last game. Maybe its just my play calling. I'm currently set at 98min / 99return on basic tactics
All positions ? Or just certain ones ?
Looks like offense. specifically HB as an example. 50 plays vs. 9 plays last game. Maybe its just my play calling. I'm currently set at 98min / 99return on basic tactics
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Originally posted by rj24221
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Oh nothing bad just birdman said that thing about foot fetish and Tarantino has a well known one so making a dumb joke
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Oh nothing bad just birdman said that thing about foot fetish and Tarantino has a well known one so making a dumb joke
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Originally posted by gooder
Looks like offense. specifically HB as an example. 50 plays vs. 9 plays last game. Maybe its just my play calling. I'm currently set at 98min / 99return on basic tactics
That’s what mine is set at also seems to work fine.
Try 99/1 maybe?
Looks like offense. specifically HB as an example. 50 plays vs. 9 plays last game. Maybe its just my play calling. I'm currently set at 98min / 99return on basic tactics
That’s what mine is set at also seems to work fine.
Try 99/1 maybe?
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