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Originally posted by *Birdman*
PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 5 Power Rankings!!
Maybe you could take pity on the baby yaklings and let them win one!
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lol the yaks could definitely beat us. I don’t let their record fool me and clearly we can’t be consistent enough. After two easy games, I’m worried about how we will do.
 
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dude I swear to God this works. I did it twice today. if you're ever on the phone and the company wants you to talk to the bot pretend to be one and say " my programming only allows me to exchange information with a live agent " then go silent. the bot will think you're AI and connect you
 
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Will have to try that lol
 
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Some great matchups today.

North Texas vs Yaks, North vs Philly, and while the record doesn't reflect it, Buckhead vs Kinnick.

shocker, GLB is running behind lol
Edited by Robbnva on Jan 8, 2026 13:59:42
 
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I really hate this fucking game lol
 
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GG Yaks, well deserved win.
 
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gg philly not sure wtf happened there, think u got simmed a bit
 
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Back to the drawing board. GG yaks.
 
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GG Green. You guys dominated the last 12 minutes!
 
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Originally posted by Robbnva
I really hate this fucking game lol




 
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GG Legends
 
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Fun Fact:

Ditch Fish haven't given up a sack all season. That's more than impressive when you look at all of the hybrid blitzers in the league.

Yaks have a league ultra low 15 drops from their receivers. Argo proving it's not just builds but schemes and planning are important too

The North have only 4 missed tackles. Seriously ? 4 missed tackles all season and we face a power back almost every game. Buckhead had 5 missed tackles in the 1st Q of their last game.

PeeWee Deadmen have 119 pds. My 1st thought was shutdown coverage on deck but no this is a collection of supreme builds from multiple archetypes. The Deadmen got the smoke in the secondary so beware if your ground game is struggling
Edited by Luxury on Jan 8, 2026 23:15:54
Edited by Luxury on Jan 8, 2026 23:13:57
 
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North Texas has the highest completion percentage lol

Fish has only allowed 2 rushing TDs and has the only forced fumble.
 
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PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 6 Power Rankings!!

First week of the inter conference games! May the best conference win, so congrats to the Alpha folks!


1. Buckhead Royal Knights- Sure every week you think it will say Fuckhead or Suckhead or Muckhead or Cuckhead. But no! We just keep calling you by the proper name and letting poll readers down. Sure i should be insulting
you every week and trying to get in your head and ruin your mental game, then maybe one of us could pierce that armour while you are having a fit of rage.

2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- All right back up to our proper place at #2! Just in time to have that big ol smelly Yak walk into our pond and start slurping, shitting and stomping the place into a mud pit. Good work! Starting to feel just like dirty ditch we hatched in. Sending the piranhas for your ankles this week.

3. Blitzin' Dots-Shaved the last of that stache right of Berlins ugly face. They danced and pranced their way right through Germany and look to be on a comet ride straight to the top of the charts.

4. The North- Starting to figure out this team, a hidden Thors Hammer is their trick. Shame on them intentionally injuring opponents, unless its the Yaks, Knights, Green, Dots, Deadmen, Legends or Philly. Have at those guys! Wham, Bam smack em in the head! Yeah Hammertime!

5. Rome Gladiator Yaks- There we go Yaklets! Sounding like a cheerleader, lol. Here we go Yaklets, here we go. Fired up the gameplan for the Mean Green i see!

6. North Texas Mean Green- North Texas knew it was coming before the game. The Yaks had been holding back as they suspected and gave them a good stomping.

7. PeeWee Deadmen- Looks like the Deadmen have all made it back to Peewee land! Team was looking really good this week!

8. Kinnik Legends- Can't be too upset about that, not getting completely curb stomped by the champs is a win of sorts. Legends are definitely improving but likely still a season of defensive tinkering away from being scary.

9. Philly Philly- The building for the big leagues is starting to show now, the Eagles are really struggling to find any success as of late. They should have a speedster or two who are faster than the rest the league by playoffs, so open up the long bomb offense.

10. Berlin Mustaches- Break out the hair growth formula cause after that chop job by the Dots Berlin looks to have no facial hair left.

11. Idaho Muscrats- No TD to brag on this week! The Fish enjoyed playing around with the little Beavers! Sort of a stinky lesbian affair but it was still fun!

12. Port Royal Sharkbait- Off the ship and into the sea, we will toss you a floaty if you can avoid those toothy fishies.
 
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Originally posted by *Birdman*
PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 6 Power Rankings!!

First week of the inter conference games! May the best conference win, so congrats to the Alpha folks!


1. Buckhead Royal Knights- Sure every week you think it will say Fuckhead or Suckhead or Muckhead or Cuckhead. But no! We just keep calling you by the proper name and letting poll readers down. Sure i should be insulting
you every week and trying to get in your head and ruin your mental game, then maybe one of us could pierce that armour while you are having a fit of rage.


Well my word. I say my dear Jarvis, doth the commoner know with whom he speaketh ? Such ungratefulness is simply unforgiving and will not be tolerated. Hear ye hear ye, hence forth ditch fish will fall at the cleats of the Royal Knights where you will suffer no less than total dominance with the word rivalry never being mentioned. This therefore shall be your portion until further notice. Your Royal Highness has spoken


Nice write up Birdman

 
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