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next game everyone but Philly and myself have it easy. Part of me doesn't care but I don't want to drop to 4th and if I lose, that will happen given everyone else is playing cpu teams.

ugh, my next 4 game stretch is gonna be tough. 3 good teams and just 1 cpu. I could end up 7-2 or 3-5

Originally posted by Happysmurf
GG PeeWee DeadMen. That was an easy win for you, as I forgot to save the tactics.

GG!
I wish I could agree with you! LOL
Both teams' special teams exploded early in the game, back and forth kickoff returns for TD's...........sheesh!
I am still trying to decipher why my HB's and QB's will take off running then hesitate........I "think" it's something in the tactics about Running Style, but not sure.
Offense ran some plays I don't have in the playbook????
And ran the same play repeatedly........
I will stagger thru the season, but if I keep the team, next season I need an OC to help keep this nonsense in check.
Just checked my player tactics, more than a few were set on "Normal" and not "Hard"...........yep, this ole fart is RUSTY!!!!!!

PeeWee Gold Top 12! Game 5

1. Rome Gladiator Yaks- The #1 offense in Peewee gave it a go but failed to hit the 200 pt. mark, can you even hit 255 in Peewee?
I cant remember if that happens or not. Yakspeed had 16 TDs and the Rome defensive held Tokyo to negative yards rushing, impressive!

2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- First time we have turned it over to Pufferfish and Wahoo! They looked good and we had twice as many yards on the ground than the 4 previous games combined. Good to see that the Fish are going to be a solid Peewee team, looking forward to some of the games versus the Alpha conferences good teams!

3. Philly Philly- In a battle of bird logos Philly got whooped by the Firehawks multi form changing logo. On the field things went better and the Eagles crushed them. With RB#2 and RB#3 suspended for this game, apparantly for conduct detrimental to the team. RB#1, QB#1, FB#1 all lived up to the hype as one was involved on nearly every score. Hopefully the backup running backs
took notice that WR#1 scored from their spot and maybe they should shape up or ship out.

4. PeeWee Deadmen- Wow! What a game! Back and forth TDS until the 4th quarter and what the hell happened at the 8-9 minute mark of the first!! Return game went bonkers! Good stuff, game of the year so far in Peewee Gold. Marcus Monroe led the way
again, with Darian Dove having a nice day, the Deadmens passing game was very alive in this one. Nice win!

5. RC Rabid Rabbits- Back and Forth, bounce for bounce, the Rabbits kept it up until the break of serve in the early 4th, after that the TD swapping continued with Rapid City unable to get a big defensive stop to swing the momentum. Runback Bunny led the way and was outstanding flying over tacklers on the way to the endzone. The RB coach was seen outside the locker room hopping mad that his backs didnt get the ball more, when they did they average over 10 yards per carry. Excellent show for the Rabbits despite the loss. Well played!

6. Desperate Dotballers- Jamarcus Russell wasn't looking like a draft bust today, scoring a league high 22 TDs this week he was all over the field and then all over it again. Going to have some sore legs in the morning! Next up is a tough game against Philly, should be a fun one and could be very close. Two wins in scrims show they have the players to get the job done, just need a solid team defensive effort and a breakaway play or two.

7. Deadwood Gunslingers- Forgot to tag the FunkMaster and thankfully he ran sparingly, but punished us with a long TD in the 4th. Otherwise the Gunslingers offense resembled there town name, though that return man was good. Have a feeling we wont see their best stuff until later this season as there was clearly no game planning and the QB run defense is still a mess. Builds look good so wont underestimate them later down the line.

8. Berlin Mustaches- Human powered cpu overpower cpu powered cpu! The game was close until midway through the 3rd and then IOC and the Stache offense got going and they keep Berlin on top in the cpu part of these rankings.

9. D Play Creators- DPC wins the tiebreak at #9 this week by actually being able to score a TD. Actually their offense is surprisingly good for a cpu team, they have the 2nd most passing yards in the league.

10. Arizona Firehawks-I just noticed the changing logo and watching it was more entertaining than the game, really need to up my game there, when it comes to logos they are undefeated in Peewee.

11. Tokyo Chaos- Wondering why the Chaos chose Joe Flacco as the team logo. Certainly explains the lack of any offense.

12. Portlandia Crackers- At #12 its Fun Cracker Facts and Stats: The holes in crackers that let moisture out and prevent bubbling are called "Docking holes" This also happens to be close to the nickname for the Portlandia defense, with the Focking Holes letting 71 TDs through on the ground so far this season!

Finally I have stopped kicking myself for missing one of my two tasks here. Dot building and team tactics are the two tasks and forgetting one of the tasks is simply completely unforgivable. Well back in the saddle.

Thanks for the writeup. Appreciate these.

@Smurf, don't sweat it. It's just regular season.

Originally posted by
can you even hit 255 in Peewee

Yes. Those rascally Rabbits did it twice last season.

Originally posted by Whiskeybilt
Thanks for the writeup. Appreciate these.

@Smurf, don't sweat it. It's just regular season.

That is so true my friend, but a loss due to own error seems even worse.

my rookie team scored over 300 the other day vs CPU and they are basically building like pee wee. Dotballers aren't built the same though so they probably won't be able to.

Rabbits could score 255 and probably will before season end

Love to see the Eagles lose

but in all seriousness, Good Game Philly, that was a good matchup.

Originally posted by *Birdman*


6. Desperate Dotballers-
Never noticed this until now...

How rude lol

Originally posted by Whiskeybilt

Never noticed this until now...

How rude lol



That is funny!! I didn't know or notice either! and I have been copy pasting them each week, so it has just stayed there. I blame auto correct!

255 is possible! 300+ even, nice!

PeeWee Gold Top 12! Game 6! This week due to the big win we give our respect to the Dotballers who had the wrong name since week 1 in these polls. So they return to normal and the rest of us suffer this week.

1. Dome Exfoliator Yaks- The Bald Yaks plucked some hairs and the win and hold down the top spot with a solid pass game and great run defense.

2. Irritating Bitch Fish- The annoying lady fish had little trouble running all over and digesting those dirty crackhores.

3. WeePeePee Deadmen- The Golden stream emptied their bladders on the Mustaches and fell just short of 255.

4. Rancid Shitty Rabid Rabbits- Honestly i kind of like this nickname, i would want no part of that rabbit! Tying the Deadmen with 231 points this week the offense was gunning for that 255.

5. Degenerate Dotballers- Returned to their proper degenerate selves they wasted no time disposing of the champs. HBs ran well and the defense came to play. Big win! Way to earn back your name!

6. Phuckinsilly Philly- Silly no game planning regular season to lure all us fools into thinking we have a chance come playoff time.

7. HeadGood Gunslingers- 7-77 looks like the Gunslingers got lucky with the ladies from Tokyo and from the name it sounds like they enjoyed it.

8. Burplin Mustaches- cpus get no write up as i am camped on a ski resort playing a disc golf tourney,

9. D Grade Creators-

10. EmbAriszona Firehawks-

11. Tokyucky Chaos-

12. Horelandia Crackers- came up with these names so hate on them.

6. Phuckinsilly Philly- Silly no game planning regular season to lure all us fools into thinking we have a chance come playoff time.

I do game plan 😂😂