No, its the simple, you are an idiot. Its not my fault you confuse every little insult as an attempted troll. Yet another thing to add to the list of shit dub j doesnt understand.
Originally posted by Ahrens858 No, its the simple, you are an idiot. Its not my fault you confuse every little insult as an attempted troll. Yet another thing to add to the list of shit dub j doesnt understand.
Originally posted by Darktanian I kicked my dog in the ass when he didn't listen. He's a damn good dog now.
I remember we had this one dog that was a stray and showed up at our house. Well he kept barking at our neighbors horses and getting them all riled up so neighbor let us borrow a shock collar. He was a pretty big dog so im like welp ill turn this bitch up to 8 out of 10. Holy shit did I feel bad when I thought I killed him when I shocked him. Plus side, he hasnt barked at a horse since.
Guys who choose the center urinal when there is a row of three open urinals. I hate it when I walk into the bathroom to take a piss and there is one guy in there and he chose the center urinal, which makes me have to choose one on either side. If he had done the correct thing and chosen one of the urinals on the side, we wouldn't have to be pee pee neighbors. That shit is worse than the guy who Superman pees or the guy who makes that weird moan/sigh noise when he takes a piss.
I hate the phrase "back in the day". People use it whether they're referring to something in the recent past, or something that happened decades ago.
For example: "I used to play in a band, back in the day". "When you were in high school?" "No, two years ago." "My grandpa was in a band, too, back in the day." "Two years ago?" "No, back in the 50s".