Originally posted by Pariah
Newcomers to lookout for: Canton, Chicago, All the King's Men, QCBC, Mayan, DVFT, and Krungthep.
Preds imo.
Newcomers to lookout for: Canton, Chicago, All the King's Men, QCBC, Mayan, DVFT, and Krungthep.
Preds imo.
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Originally posted by jdbolick
7. Chicago Hedgehogs - You should have signed Noodlearm.
Track = cancer agent btw.
7. Chicago Hedgehogs - You should have signed Noodlearm.
Track = cancer agent btw.
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Originally posted by Pariah
and I am not sure who this guy is but he is definitely butthurt too.
Naw, I actually appreciate the OP, but find the "burn" posts way more entertaining... hoping dpride does his annual post.
and I am not sure who this guy is but he is definitely butthurt too.
Naw, I actually appreciate the OP, but find the "burn" posts way more entertaining... hoping dpride does his annual post.
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Originally posted by jdbolick
Preseason Bottom 10
10. Hood - Five wins by three points or less last season. You got by on luck in S20, but there are no trophies for posting. Roster is just average and the coordinators are nothing special. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
9. Canton Immortals - If you beat them by 41 points and more than double their yardage output, GMath will go around the forums bragging about what a close game that was. Apparently being behind 14-3 at the half means the two teams were equal regardless of what happens the rest of the game.
8. The New York Empire - Combining two good but not great Pro rosters doesn't make you World League quality. Is being good at the game actually a disqualification from Addicts membership? I guess they take that "we're all just regular guys" bullshit to heart. Enjoy your one season up here, then go back to wherever it is that you came from.
7. Chicago Hedgehogs - You should have signed Noodlearm.
6. Black Sea Squall - I hate you if for no other reason than you give whateverthenameisofthatohiostatefanguy a reason to post here. Plus I can never figure out which Black Sea each team is supposed to be. If you could just combine all of those rosters do you think you could make one team that was actually relevant?
5. All The King's Men - Bling is one of the best guys playing GLB, but USAPro just isn't what it used to be, and yet Monmouth still can't get back out. I know I'm making fun of agents who Pariah signed, but loloffense. Everyone knows that Providence wins games through special teams.
4. Black Hand Gods Of War - I didn't realize until I looked at your schedule that you actually played Providence this past season. Apparently we had 2.5 times as much yardage and 52 more points, so hopefully you found a new DC.
3. Mayan Prophecy - http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1579561
2. Dallas Longhorns - You're going to be kicking yourselves for getting here a season too early when you spend S22 beating CPL teams by 200.
1. The African Predators - People keep making Africa jokes for a reason. The next good team to come out of that region will be the first.
I'm actually very excited my team didn't make either list...
Preseason Bottom 10
10. Hood - Five wins by three points or less last season. You got by on luck in S20, but there are no trophies for posting. Roster is just average and the coordinators are nothing special. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
9. Canton Immortals - If you beat them by 41 points and more than double their yardage output, GMath will go around the forums bragging about what a close game that was. Apparently being behind 14-3 at the half means the two teams were equal regardless of what happens the rest of the game.
8. The New York Empire - Combining two good but not great Pro rosters doesn't make you World League quality. Is being good at the game actually a disqualification from Addicts membership? I guess they take that "we're all just regular guys" bullshit to heart. Enjoy your one season up here, then go back to wherever it is that you came from.
7. Chicago Hedgehogs - You should have signed Noodlearm.
6. Black Sea Squall - I hate you if for no other reason than you give whateverthenameisofthatohiostatefanguy a reason to post here. Plus I can never figure out which Black Sea each team is supposed to be. If you could just combine all of those rosters do you think you could make one team that was actually relevant?
5. All The King's Men - Bling is one of the best guys playing GLB, but USAPro just isn't what it used to be, and yet Monmouth still can't get back out. I know I'm making fun of agents who Pariah signed, but loloffense. Everyone knows that Providence wins games through special teams.
4. Black Hand Gods Of War - I didn't realize until I looked at your schedule that you actually played Providence this past season. Apparently we had 2.5 times as much yardage and 52 more points, so hopefully you found a new DC.
3. Mayan Prophecy - http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1579561
2. Dallas Longhorns - You're going to be kicking yourselves for getting here a season too early when you spend S22 beating CPL teams by 200.
1. The African Predators - People keep making Africa jokes for a reason. The next good team to come out of that region will be the first.
I'm actually very excited my team didn't make either list...
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Originally posted by Bevo53
Predators can't even beat the lvl 67 dots of the Longhorns?
lolyou.
Predators can't even beat the lvl 67 dots of the Longhorns?
lolyou.
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Originally posted by Moondog22
Originally posted by Kenshinzen
lolyou.
lolyouaresocorrectwecannotbeatthepreds
based in a lolscrimmage last season that didn't gameplan. Good try but I suppose we'll find out this season.
Originally posted by Kenshinzen
lolyou.
lolyouaresocorrectwecannotbeatthepreds
based in a lolscrimmage last season that didn't gameplan. Good try but I suppose we'll find out this season.
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Originally posted by Kenshinzen
based in a lolscrimmage last season that didn't gameplan. Good try but I suppose we'll find out this season.
pretty sure we've only gotten here because no one gameplans against us... at least that's what forum posts say when teams have lost to us.
based in a lolscrimmage last season that didn't gameplan. Good try but I suppose we'll find out this season.
pretty sure we've only gotten here because no one gameplans against us... at least that's what forum posts say when teams have lost to us.
Originally posted by Bevo53
pretty sure we've only gotten here because no one gameplans against us... at least that's what forum posts say when teams have lost to us.
TBH, no one gameplans in GLB, yet everyone has the best gameplanners in GLB.
pretty sure we've only gotten here because no one gameplans against us... at least that's what forum posts say when teams have lost to us.
TBH, no one gameplans in GLB, yet everyone has the best gameplanners in GLB.
Originally posted by Kenshinzen
Originally posted by Pariah
Newcomers to lookout for: Canton, Chicago, All the King's Men, QCBC, Mayan, DVFT, and Krungthep.
Preds imo.
This
Originally posted by Pariah
Newcomers to lookout for: Canton, Chicago, All the King's Men, QCBC, Mayan, DVFT, and Krungthep.
Preds imo.
This
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Originally posted by Bevo53
Originally posted by Kenshinzen
based in a lolscrimmage last season that didn't gameplan. Good try but I suppose we'll find out this season.
pretty sure we've only gotten here because no one gameplans against us... at least that's what forum posts say when teams have lost to us.
don't know, we've been in Africa and not in lolCPL (easiest Pro league by far)!
Originally posted by Kenshinzen
based in a lolscrimmage last season that didn't gameplan. Good try but I suppose we'll find out this season.
pretty sure we've only gotten here because no one gameplans against us... at least that's what forum posts say when teams have lost to us.
don't know, we've been in Africa and not in lolCPL (easiest Pro league by far)!
Originally posted by Plankton
TBH, no one gameplans in GLB, yet everyone has the best gameplanners in GLB.
i only game plan when we win.
TBH, no one gameplans in GLB, yet everyone has the best gameplanners in GLB.
i only game plan when we win.
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Hmmm...
Tough one.
But Jiddy Fructose will go ahead and throw his candy bar wrapper into the ring:
1a. Burritos
1b. High Fructose Corn Syrup
2. Sweet N Low
3. Splenda
4. Equal
5. Nutrasweet
6. Sunett
7. Corn Syrup
8. molasses
9. agave
10. sugar
Tough one.
But Jiddy Fructose will go ahead and throw his candy bar wrapper into the ring:
1a. Burritos
1b. High Fructose Corn Syrup
2. Sweet N Low
3. Splenda
4. Equal
5. Nutrasweet
6. Sunett
7. Corn Syrup
8. molasses
9. agave
10. sugar
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