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Coach RW
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Originally posted by Boomy
Originally posted by Coach RW

Originally posted by mastawoo


I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg


LOL!!! Damn near pissed myself when I saw that! I hope to meet CPU in the finals...it would be one helluva match!


A couple of your players would like that too Coach. Of course, you guys would fall on the sword for our cause though right? This is bigger than the game.



Amen brotha! You're preachin to the converted. This transends petty-ness for sure...I'm lighting a bic as we speak...
 
Primate
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Originally posted by Boomy
Originally posted by Primate

Originally posted by Boomy


Originally posted by Primate



Dance puppets. Dance!


I know. It's silly. We tried to ignore it. But we are driven to it. We find the Cowboy irresistable. We know we're falling into a trap but if it's wrong, I don't wanna know what right is. CPU's dedication to Cowboy is like unconditional love.



lol

Never heard of CPU until this thread, tbh.


Interesting.


Not really. I don't have any players in BBB anymore.
 
mastawoo
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Originally posted by Primate
Originally posted by Boomy

Originally posted by Primate


Originally posted by Boomy



Originally posted by Primate




Dance puppets. Dance!


I know. It's silly. We tried to ignore it. But we are driven to it. We find the Cowboy irresistable. We know we're falling into a trap but if it's wrong, I don't wanna know what right is. CPU's dedication to Cowboy is like unconditional love.



lol

Never heard of CPU until this thread, tbh.


Interesting.


Not really. I don't have any players in BBB anymore.


You missed out on all of the fun. We're old news now. CPU is yesterday's team.
 
kristof65
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Originally posted by Boomy
And now you seem to have upset our punter, of all things. He's one of the meanest sumbitches on our team b/c he almost never gets a stat. It makes him kind of ornery. Well, as ornery as any punter I've ever seen at least.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Originally posted by mastawoo
I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg


Wait just a damn minute...Your missing the root problem here.. You can dedicate your season to DC but the real challenge is his lovable Mom...

So right here right now the Cougars will dedicate our season to the rehabilitation of DC's Mom....

We want to get her to stop stalking the locker rooms of innocent BBB teams by play off time...

http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n383/nskvetsurg/oldsexylady.jpg

We have our work cut out for us.....

 
Boomy DTD
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Originally posted by --Wolf--
Originally posted by mastawoo

I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg


Wait just a damn minute...Your missing the root problem here.. You can dedicate your season to DC but the real challenge is his lovable Mom...

So right here right now the Cougars will dedicate our season to the rehabilitation of DC's Mom....

We want to get her to stop stalking the locker rooms of innocent BBB teams by play off time...

http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n383/nskvetsurg/oldsexylady.jpg

We have our work cut out for us.....



That is an immeasurable and overwhelming cause indeed. I salute you. I must warn you though, our fundraising prowess is quite hard to match.
 
Coach RW
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Originally posted by --Wolf--
Originally posted by mastawoo

I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg


Wait just a damn minute...Your missing the root problem here.. You can dedicate your season to DC but the real challenge is his lovable Mom...

So right here right now the Cougars will dedicate our season to the rehabilitation of DC's Mom....

We want to get her to stop stalking the locker rooms of innocent BBB teams by play off time...

http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n383/nskvetsurg/oldsexylady.jpg

We have our work cut out for us.....



o_O ...all fundraising efforts will be doubled when the Cougars play the PAIN...guranteed!
 
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Originally posted by Boomy
Originally posted by --Wolf--

Originally posted by mastawoo


I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg


Wait just a damn minute...Your missing the root problem here.. You can dedicate your season to DC but the real challenge is his lovable Mom...

So right here right now the Cougars will dedicate our season to the rehabilitation of DC's Mom....

We want to get her to stop stalking the locker rooms of innocent BBB teams by play off time...

http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n383/nskvetsurg/oldsexylady.jpg

We have our work cut out for us.....



That is an immeasurable and overwhelming cause indeed. I salute you. I must warn you though, our fundraising prowess is quite hard to match.


Apples. Trees. So much becomes clear.

To echo the inestimable leader of our clan, you may rest assured that the CPU Paper Tigers shall take upon ourselves this noble task. For to forsake the sacred, noble loins from which our inspiration has been forcibly jettisoned into this harsh and cruel world would do us shame, and shine the uneasy light of revelation upon us. For as we cannot ignore our duty to uphold all that emanates from He Who Oozes From His Orifices, neither can we ignore that same duty to She Who Oozed First. For in doing so, we, as those chosen to uphold the name and fight for he who wears those Tiny Chaps of Honor, would expose ourselves to an admission of untold douchebaggery and fucktardedness, and would be forced to don the abominal Hat of Shame:

http://www.thedigitalbridge.net/files/DrunkenDouchebag.jpg

Forthwith, gentlemen, shall the Paper Tigers of CPU prevail!
 
mastawoo
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Originally posted by EricMN

http://www.thedigitalbridge.net/files/DrunkenDouchebag.jpg



WOW.

You win. Brilliant!
 
Sprocket
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Originally posted by mastawoo
Originally posted by EricMN


http://www.thedigitalbridge.net/files/DrunkenDouchebag.jpg



WOW.

You win. Brilliant!


LOL!
 
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Originally posted by EricMN
Originally posted by Boomy

Originally posted by --Wolf--


Originally posted by mastawoo



I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg


Wait just a damn minute...Your missing the root problem here.. You can dedicate your season to DC but the real challenge is his lovable Mom...

So right here right now the Cougars will dedicate our season to the rehabilitation of DC's Mom....

We want to get her to stop stalking the locker rooms of innocent BBB teams by play off time...

http://i337.photobucket.com/albums/n383/nskvetsurg/oldsexylady.jpg

We have our work cut out for us.....



That is an immeasurable and overwhelming cause indeed. I salute you. I must warn you though, our fundraising prowess is quite hard to match.


Apples. Trees. So much becomes clear.

To echo the inestimable leader of our clan, you may rest assured that the CPU Paper Tigers shall take upon ourselves this noble task. For to forsake the sacred, noble loins from which our inspiration has been forcibly jettisoned into this harsh and cruel world would do us shame, and shine the uneasy light of revelation upon us. For as we cannot ignore our duty to uphold all that emanates from He Who Oozes From His Orifices, neither can we ignore that same duty to She Who Oozed First. For in doing so, we, as those chosen to uphold the name and fight for he who wears those Tiny Chaps of Honor, would expose ourselves to an admission of untold douchebaggery and fucktardedness, and would be forced to don the abominal Hat of Shame:

http://www.thedigitalbridge.net/files/DrunkenDouchebag.jpg

Forthwith, gentlemen, shall the Paper Tigers of CPU prevail!


How dare you desecrate the image of Clint Eastwood!

It's on!
 
kristof65
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Originally posted by DrunkenCowboy
How dare you desecrate the image of Clint Eastwood!

It's on!

Something tells me Clint would rather be associated with that picture, than with the LL.

 
Coach RW
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Originally posted by kristof65
Originally posted by DrunkenCowboy

How dare you desecrate the image of Clint Eastwood!

It's on!

Something tells me Clint would rather be associated with that picture, than with the LL.



couldn't have said it better!
 
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Originally posted by Duo


What do you want?

I declined you scrubs a scrimmage because we'll just destroy you guys again and you'll make more excuses.
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