Warrior General Games

Originally posted by hollatchaboi
Even though that team was 0-12 I give you props on the return...As a Wr you only have to beat 1-4 guy in order to break one but as a returner you have to beat 11. If the punter would have tackled you I was gonna clown you but you did your thing...now just work on you celebrations......I would throw my hat in the return ring but my GM wont let me because I'm too valuable as a WR. So Good job on the returns.

Thank you, was nice to finally get a couple. I figure he's still a "young" player so he's gotta get all the crappy celebrations done now and learn what works. He'll get there though. At least I hope!

Originally posted by Rudger
newest funny return by the mighty frankenstein...

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=3426212

I think his lack of speed confuses the other team. Either that or I picture this....

Mike: "Hah! I have you know frankenstein!"
BAM!
Daniel: "Hey johnny, you go first..."
Johnny: "F*ck that, did you see what he did to Mike!"

heh

LOL looks like it took 3 guys to take him down! HMmm, maybe Anytime needs to have a few levels worth of strength added....

Originally posted by sly1419
nice post Rudger Here Igo should have some nice highlights to show off soon just to give anytime a little something to worry about. key word is little.

I hope so! The more return men providing highlights, the more respect we'll get in GLB. I mean, us return men are what make the teams. Screw the other positions, KR/PR's FTW!

My client, while taking his lunch from receiving drills with OC Packer Fan and special help from H-bomb, called me to issue this statement.

"Anytime sees the Maulers have a tough matchup this week, traveling to Budapest to face the Cowboys. The Hurricane wishes the Cowboys luck, as no one has been able to stop Anytime yet this season. The only times the Hurricane has underperformed, it was due to a mistake on Anytimes part, or rare lapse of concentration. The question still remains, can Anytime be stopped? The Cowboys are about to find out the answer to that question, NO. The Hurricane hopes to see Goran Bulic try to match up with Anytime, so the Hurricane can add another victim to his list."

Hutch went to Budapest once, seven years ago...he's still itchy

Dont those people eat cat? Last time I played there they threw the tails out on the field...that shit better not happen again.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=4098414 here is a reply from Here igo just want to give you a little something to look at Anytime since you are not doing so hot right now.

Awesome play man! I'm hoping he did a nice celebration after as well?

Yeah....Anytime played like a bum against the cowboys. I think the making him stay away from the Dirty Bird has effected his play. I'm sending him there and not letting him come back until game time. Gotta break out of the slump some how.

My client has not left the VIP room since I sent him there. He was last seen entering with Candy, Tasha and Rachel, although other dancers have come and gone as well. I hope my plan works, he's late for team meetings. Hopefully he is in time for kickoff!

nice avg last game anytime

Anytime for ST MVP! I'm pulling for the Maulers =)

Did Anytime celebrate his first playoff touchdown? I missed it.

Hell ya he did....he even sacrificed a live chicken on the field with a sharpie!

Interview with Ham Burglar, Defensive Tackle on the Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates by Don Biggs of WSTD

Biggs: Welcome to Eastern Europe, Ham. I can call you, Ham, right?

Burglar: Mr. Burglar to you, not even my mother dares call me by my first name.

Biggs: So..uh...Mr. Burglar, what brings you all the way up from SE Asia? From what our sister station WWTF has told us, your team, the Bandar Lampung Pigskin Pirates, have an "AA" Alpha Championship game against the East St. Louis Tire Fires in a couple days. Shouldn't you be getting ready for a game that could decide the SE Asia AA League Champion?

Burglar: Just like my team, I've been ready. These next few days just give our opponent the opportunity to back out. With that in mind, I just wanted to deliver a message to those agents that have players on both the East St. Louis Tire Fires and the Vilnius Maulers:

The Pirates can and will strike anywhere, anytime, and anyway that we please. Be it on the football field or any of the forums. This message serves as a reminder that you'll never see it coming. No place is safe. No place is an advantage when you play the Pirates. Don't bother hiding or thinking about forfeiting. We'll hunt you down and make you walk the plank.

Biggs: Pretty strong words, especially since you are not on your home turf nor your league forum. Don't you think it is a little bold and just plain rude to come up here and make the comments you've made?

Burglar: No. Those guys deserve it. They think they are funny with their cute little avatars and 'in character' role playing. Play time is over, fellas. Don't let my costume or the McDonald's sponsorship fool you. Here comes the pain.

Biggs: Well...er..this has been an interesting interview to say the least. Any final words before I go listen to that loud mouth Anytime speak?

Burglar: Bring your "A" game or go home.

Biggs: Well, thank you for the interview, Ham Burglar, that just about does it for me, Don Biggs, reporting for WSTD.

Burglar: That's Mr. Burglar.

My client, the one and only Anytime Hurricane, has requested an interview. WSTD, get your asses over here, because this loudmouthed son of a bitch is taking up my time...........thank you Don, took you long enough. Anytime is at his locker, make this quick, he has a conference championship game to prepare for.

Don Biggs: Yes, Yes of course. Are you filming this? Ok, This is Don Biggs, for WSTD live from Maulers Stadium. Vilnius Maulers KR/PR Anytime Hurricane has called a surprise interview, breaking his media boycott for no apparent reason. Anytime, wha..

Anytime: Give the Hurricane the damn mic Don, and get out of Anytime's way, before the Hurricane slaps the taste out of your mouth. There's no time for games anymore, and you aren't Anytime's number one reporter anymore either. The Hurricane heard your latest piece, and needless to say, Anytime was neither impressed, or intimidated. Ham Burglar? What kind of name is that? While the Hurricane promotes shoes and shirts for a company such as Noke, this bum masquerade's around as a top player. Who is his sponsor? McDonalds? McDonalds is so 1995. Grow up Ham Burglar, you are over 10 years old.

The Hurricane doesn't appreciate you interviewing other players in Anytime's territory, Don. This so called "star" talks the talk, but he can't walk the walk. Why doesn't Ham Burglar meet Anytime on the field? Because he knows, as every other player has learned, the Hurricane can not be stopped. Anytime is magic on the field. The Hurricane might share an agent with that scrub Nate the Interceptor, who refers to himself as, "The Great" but Anytime isn't in the same category as him. The Hurricane would DESTROY Nate, his scrub rival Ramon Frunkis, and this so called Ham Burglar at the same time! The Bandar Pirates? Walk the plank? What, is the Hurricane in a movie? Anytime didn't think so! If you want to take on the Maulers, come to Vilnius, and the Hurricane will beat you by himself if need be. Anytime can not be stopped, can not even be contained! Anytime is MAGIC on the field. These Pirates need to stay off the Hurricane's air waves, or show themselves on the field. This interview is over Don, get the hell out of here before Anytime calls security you turncoat!

Wait, tell this to the so called burglar, Anytime called him HAM. That's right, the Hurricane said it. HAM. Wanna be tough guy. The Hurricane will slap your mother and call you Ham at the same time. And tell that bitch Nate if he's not careful the Hurricane will slap him as well for having his problems invade Anytime's territory. Now Anytime is done. Take your damn microphone and get the hell out of here before the Hurricane gets angry!

Don: Wow...ok Anytime, i'm leaving. God, a reporter tries to do his job and earn some money...ah I digress. This is Don Biggs, with Vilnius star, Anytime Hurricane, reporting, for WSTD. Last time I do a damn out of conference interview! Fucking celebrities!