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Originally posted by Argonut
wow, pee wee gold carnage in survivor

Down to two after two weeks! Someday i will remember to make picks. 0 for 6 seasons

Originally posted by Argonut

I feel bad for the poor sap that gets you next

Nah, we are weak right now, you will crush us!

Season 121 Pee Wee Battle Royale! Week 2 Power Rankings!

Three weeks three different #1's. Peewee parity at its finest!

1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Reapers using their stolen key, snuck in the back door of the palace, the scythe wanted blood and oddly no magic armour was to be found. The blade made quick work of the Royal ones and a new ruler had ascended to the Gold Throne. There were cries of treason, which the sword quickly silenced and the Boney ones snarled in pleasure, if a skull can snarl that is!?

2. Blitzin' Dots- Dots had there hands full with the Tanuki's. The little furballs were tossing the ball all over the field and the Dots were struggling to contain them. Thankfully Caleb Busby came to play and every time the Thunder scored he would threaten to take it to the house. Which he succeeded at twice and helped the Dots steal the win late with a nice drive led by QB Faust and the clock thankfully running out of time at the right time.

3. Tanuki Thunder- Raccoons just can't stay out of the trash, but eating scraps from the Blitzin' cans comes with some risk. Oddly the Thunder really enjoyed the high and Kaminari to Pouches was working well and Juggernaut Jiro was looking spectacular. The STs however forgot to take the field a few times and that was all it took for the Dots to sneak out the win.

4. Buckhead Royal Knights-The Knights seem to have forgotten they have a suit of magic armour! The Reapers came in thinking the Scythe would meet its normal foe, only to find it nowhere in sight. Perhaps there is some fishy business going on as GM R007C was seen carrying a big box of something and tossing it into the moat before the game. Good work if you ask me! I hope you weighted it down and sealed it well!

5. Martian Invasion- Zip, Zap Kapow! Firing shots left and right and putting up nearly 500 yards of offense the Invasion looked good, led bythe Martian triplets of Marino, Marvin and Fitz. They had a lapse late in the game but at the last moment Marino fired off Ray gun 7 hitting Fitz in stride and he scampered 60 yards to the house with no time left! What a win!

6. Tokyo Godzillas- Godzilla was running, running, running. His fitness was improving and he was feeling strong. All the sudden he hit a cloud of insects and they were splatting all over his big eyes and flying up his nose. They were everywhere, he couldn't see and couldnt breath. In anger he let off a huge atomic pulse and his adversaries dropped from the skies, wings on fire.

7. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Paying a visit to Mr Coach Kline the Fish were hit right off the bat by a fire hose of yellow gatorade? We didn't turn and flee, instead we swam right up that stream like a spawning salmon and grabbed a hold of the DOTS and swallowed them whole, just like the hatchery meal they resemble and we remember from our younger days. Yum!

8. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Huey P. Long was expecting the Fish to run off like the Yaks did when the urine hit. Sadly he didn't know we grew up in a sewage disposal ditch and we love pee! A steady stream held the fish off until the 3rd quarter when they leaped the falls and sacked poor Huey short of a win.

9. Rome Gladiator Yaks- After the Golden Shower in week 1 the Yaks were leery when they saw a lovely field of grass to dine on. But hunger got the best of them and they walked to midfield and started grazing. Delicious! Then the field rose up and surrounded them, yahoo! It was like someone holding desert right in front of the Yaks and they devoured the treat!

10. Turf Warriors- The Warriors were feeling tough after scaring Godzilla off, they saw a herd of Yaks in the distance and lay down in wait, figuring the same tactics they used in game 1 would work again. When the Yaks got to midfield they attacked and grabbed the Yaks and buried them in turf, only the Yaks didn't panic, they rejoiced! Dinner served! The Warriors were eaten whole and begun the digestive journey through the Yaks 3 stomachs.

11. London Pee Wee Monarchs- The Monarchs were swarming like a bunch of angry bees, they were on the move and blacking out the skies. They saw the lizard coming and went straight for him like a swarm of black flies. Flying into every orifice they could find the Monarchs looked to be winning when Godzilla set off an atomic blast, it was like the whole swarm hit a giant bug zapper, the sound was horrible and the smell disgusting, the Monarchs laid there scorched and winless.

12. Walk-On Warriors- The Walk-Ons entered the Martian Dome feeling none to confident after Game 1, and things didn't go their way at all for nearly three quarters. Then at the end of the 3rd they caught fire and realized they could play at this level and ran off three straight TDs to tie up the game and hopefully force OT, only to have their hopes crushed at the last moment by the Fitzter escaping into the open field.

gonna figure this crap out eventually and when I do, look out lol

Top 5 in alpha

I’ll also say nobody was supposed to know about the moat box . What more does this man of birds know, I wonder?

fantastic sports writeup!

Coach Kline has started Huey on a rigorous hydration program in an attempt to keep the stream strong throughout the entirety of the game.

gg tanuki

gg godzilla

gg Warriors

Gg whoever we lost to

gg dots

GG Our QB looked like he plays in the Remedial Football League. You deserved better.

gg Fish. We have you where we want you

GG Reapers