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PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 4 Power Rankings!!

1. Buckhead Royal Knights- Roasted Goose is a fine meal, just stick it on the end of the lance, start a nice campfire and rotate slowly! Yummy!

2. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Yaks taking after the Knights and have fashioned a stylish Muscrat overcoat, i think it really looks better than their actual Yak hair, maybe you can breed and become the Yakrats. Those would be some scary rodents. I would rather face off against a Yak than a Yakrat any day!

3. Blitzin' Dots- Heck yeah!! Blitzin' has rounded up all them little green guys and sent them on a sled to the North pole to be distributed as ugly Hulk figurines to the children. Fine job putting those Deadmen to good use. Nice win!

4. North Texas Mean Green- Mean ones beat up the Mustaches and bring the record back to
.500. Shout out to the drunk return man who keeps sneaking into the game at RB, he is looking good!

5. Irridescent Ditch Fish- Happy to get the win over Kinnik, we are doing some build experiments and some new offensive stuff this season and it is still a work in progress at this point.

6. The North- With feathers flying everywhere the North went right at that armored man on horseback! Maybe it didn't turn out so well for the old goose but it understands the enemy better now, attack from behind is the key!

7. Philly Philly- Eagles enjoying an easy win QB2 was hot throwing for 8 TDs almost as many as the 10 drops his receivers had. Come on guys squeeze that ball!

8. Kinnik Legends- Legends are looking strong, breaking tackles, making plays all over the field. Impressed with the last two games! Still some tinkering needed defensively, maybe sit that punter til week 14 or so, Kinnik is looking like a playoff team this season!

9. PeeWee Deadmen- Fun sled ride North for the Deadmen. It is sad they were broken up and sent to 55 different homes as xmas gifts and now each little guy is stuck with a bratty 7 year old kid that thinks its the Hulk they received and aren't exactly playing nice with the new toy. Rough time in PeeWee land this week.

10. Berlin Mustaches- 5 catches on 36 targets the Berlin WR core was tearing it up that game. Fish will enjoy giving that big ol stache a good trimming this week.

11. Idaho Muscrats- Gotta stop gettin skinned like that, rest of the teams are wearing more of you than you. Thankfully you reproduce very fast so there is always more fresh fur on the way.

12. Port Royal Pirates- 21 for 200 yards! 9.5 yards per carry what fine numbers for a HB! What those were punting stats? Oh! I see 5 carries for 6 yards running, think maybe you should try the punter in his place in the backfield.

fish should be higher due to the kinnick win, but great writeup. Thanks

Originally posted by *Birdman*
PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 4 Power Rankings!!

9. Rome Gladiator Yaks- Yaks taking after the Knights and have fashioned a stylish Muscrat overcoat, i think it really looks better than their actual Yak hair, maybe you can breed and become the Yakrats. Those would be some scary rodents. I would rather face off against a Yak than a Yakrat any day!

I'm scared of boafuvm

couple of sims I am interested in seeing the outcome. Blitzin vs Buckhead, Philly v Kinnick, Yaks and North. This is a good week for dotball lol

Damn, two missed FGs in OT. Will have to watch that Philly game lol.

GGs Buckhead. Tried something a little different on offense and still underwhelming lol. I probably need to turn those punts off, not that it will help much. On the bright side my KR continues to show up.

gg rome...im looking forward to getting yakblasted in the tournament as revenge

Originally posted by gooder
GGs Buckhead. Tried something a little different on offense and still underwhelming lol. I probably need to turn those punts off, not that it will help much. On the bright side my KR continues to show up.

GG gooder. I noticed you would be stronger in you KRs but didn't think it would lead to a two touchdown difference. Lucky for me it didn't turn into more. Good job

PeeWee Gold Season 118 Week 5 Power Rankings!!

Fun week of games! 9 teams again this season that have a shot any week. Great having The North, Blitzen and Kinnik all competitive this season. Alpha conference is going to be a great battle!

1. Buckhead Royal Knights- Maybe still fat on goose the Royal ones started slow. At the end of the first they ran that pesky KR through with the lance. From that point forward they dominated the game and kept themselves unblemished in their fine, expensive clothes and shiny plate mail! Such class, such elegance!

2. North Texas Mean Green-The Mean Green would like to be ranked below the Fish but you will have to lose some to make that happen! Maybe you could take pity on the baby yaklings and let them win one!

3. Irridescent Ditch Fish- I think we could take up barbershopping as a second profession after we retire from dotball. That is a great trim job we gave Berlin. This week we get some stinky rat fur to trim up, could be an ugly job.

4. Blitzin' Dots- Nice stuff from the Dots! Very competitive game score wise with the champs. I know you really got your ass handed to you but still chin up it was close enough to pull off an upset. The defense is looking good, not giving up the big play and playing strong enough to win. The offense though is still lost in a snow storm and basically wandering around hoping to bump into something like a sleigh or reindeer or first down or big play or santa.

5. The North- The North with the big win of the week!! Crushing the Yakrats with ease! Those running QBs meant business, haven't seen Rome give up that many ground yards ever. Well done a great bounce back win that nobody expected!

6. Rome Gladiator Yaks- So much for ferocious Yakrats, these Yaks are as tame as can be. Sorta like baby goats at a petting zoo just not so frightening. What happened to that run qb defense?

7. Philly Philly+Kinnik Legends- They wouldn't settle it on the field and i ain't gonna settle it for them in the rankings. So for now hand in hand boafuvm walk into week 6.

9. PeeWee Deadmen- No real feeling for the Deadmen this season. They might be good, they might be bad they might be wandering around lost in random kids rooms, wearing Muskrat top hats. . Certainly zombie like in the standings.

10. Berlin Mustaches- We just took our hair scissors right to that curly thing and cut off the ends. It actually does look like Hitlers now as it should being from Berlin and all.

11. Idaho Muscrats- The reason the little Beavers got called Muskrats in the first place is because they stink! Idaho also stinks, just open your windows next time you are cruising through Burley and tell me i'm wrong!

12. Port Royal Deckhands- Sorry but you are not living up to the Pirate name so from now on you are the Deckhands or worse. King Dot will be made to play QB or walk the plank cause this is mutiny, we are taking over.

Originally posted by R007C
gg rome...im looking forward to getting yakblasted in the tournament as revenge


GG. I liked how your runners hit my D guys in the face with a hammer as they ran by.

Originally posted by Whiskeybilt
Damn, two missed FGs in OT. Will have to watch that Philly game lol.

That first miss was a killer. Ouch. Those AI things are so aggravating.

hey we scored a td lol. yah next season ill hopfully be a bit more staffed lol

Originally posted by Argonut

GG. I liked how your runners hit my D guys in the face with a hammer as they ran by.

Is…is that not legal?

Originally posted by R007C
Is…is that not legal?

either way it leaves a nasty mark. gives me the jimmies just thinking about it.

Originally posted by Argonut
That first miss was a killer. Ouch. Those AI things are so aggravating.



at least one of those should have been made imo, I agree the Ai is aggravating. I'm just using a modification of one of the premade AIs, it's working better than the stuff we have tried in the past lol.