Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the esports news and barfing it back at you! Today I'm joined with Spaceman Spiff on this closing week of season LX!
- That's right Biff, we can finally put the official to the regular season's records.
Alpha Division lived up to it's name and not only had the home field advantage winner but an undefeated one at that!
- Yes, and they also can out with the Wild Card team. Beta Division was also up to it's name sake with the second best record winning there.
Meanwhile Gamma had a team that thought not winning was the way to go and won the Bizzaro World Championship, congrats Texas Magnums!
Let's get straight to the action!
DRAGON League
Alpha Division1 The Program 14-0-02 House Party 10-4-03 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 9-5-0
4 Miola Maulers 2-12-0
Miola Maulers make
House Party's night by losing,
0-85.-HB Rough Draft v3.0 ran for more yards than most QBs threw for (290) while generating enough points to beat 7 of the league's teams by himself this week (5 TDs).
-MLB Laughing Gas garnered six and a half sacks and forced two fumbles while HB Kegg Stand ran
THREE punts in for scores! Did Miola even show up?
Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 fail to launch as
The Program wins it,
3-34.- While the Cornhuskers drew first blood with 13:15 left in he first half as K Josh Brown K made a 26 yard field goal the rest of the game went all The Program's way as HB Darnell Jefferson ran for 214 yards and all the TDs in the game (4).
Beta Division1 Grape Apes House of Slombo 13-1-02 Obscure References 6-8-0
3 Knoxville Outlaws 3-11-0
4 San Diego Flames CPU 2-12-0
Knoxville Outlaws are confused at home by
Obscure References,
7-38.- Obscure References not only had HB Howard The Duck rattle off 200 yards of churn and burn on the ground with 4 TDs, but the D led by DE Garland Greene's 5 Sack, 1 FFum, 16 RCake, 3 Tk, 1 TFL, and 1 Hry day, nearly had the third shut out of the week until with 2 second left in garbage time QB Joe Cool handed off to HB Zane Insane for a 2 yard touchdown!
Grape Apes House of Slombo dowse the
San Diego Flames at home,
65-0.- Slombo #5 secured his standings in the OMVP race and even made a special teams PRTD as the purple primates pound the pathetic pus that is the Flames.
Gamma Division1 Bay Area's Best Builds 11-3-02 Midnight Vegas Snow Leopards 7-7-0
3 Screaming Red Devil Mercs 4 Money 7-7-0
4 Texas Magnums 0-14-0
Midnight Vegas Snow Leopards are shocked at home by the
Screaming Red Devil Mercs 4 Money,
10-24.- Snow Leopards took a guess and went with the passing game but, in reality it was a running week. Hence, the surprising upset as SRDM4M ran more and better which led to a better passing day too. QB Rich "Loose" Gannon may have thrown for 302 passing yards but it was the running of HBs Emanuel Quinones and Destroyer of Worlds that ate up he clock and kept drives alive. Plus K Slots Solacesta making 3 of 3 FGs early in the game that kept the Mercs from tanking.
Texas Magnums secure a perfect season with certain failure as they lose to
Bay Area's Best Builds, 7-76. - With only 1:18 left in the first, Texas Magnums' QB, Slim Shady, threw a pass to WR2 Mitchel Higgenbottom, who made the catch for a 9 yard touchdown! Then they realized they could put their chances for a perfect season in jeopardy and promptly lost...
Underlined teams are in the playoffs