Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Majestic Gent
This is a bug but we'll take it:

The ball is intercepted and it's knocked loose.
https://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/847613/895438

The following play the ball is spotted where the last play ended?
https://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/847613/895449

Great way to gain 10 yds.

Biff Barf here!
-And you're not!
(Oh shut it Spaceman Spiff.) I'm soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Along side the Spiffster, we bring you the lowdown on what's up in the TFL!
-We had a wild week of action this time around.
And not without controversy either!
-You said it, the Grapes of Apes' wrath were clearly on the officiating this week.
Save it for the run down! Let's get straight to the action!
-(where have I heard that before?)

Alpha Division
1 The Program 8-0-0
2 House Party 6-2-0
3 New York Mambas 1-7-0
4 Lorlea Beach Red Devils 1-7-0
Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 are shut out at home by The Program, 0-21. The Program crushed Nebraska at their own game!
- HB Darnell Jefferson ran for over 112 yards and a touchdown to help his Program run away with this one.
Grape Apes House of Slombo were upset at home by House Party, 3-17. This one was the one that wasn't without controversy as Head Coach Raid and Def. Coordinator mkeane2 were livid after the game over the infamous placement!
- The ref was overheard telling them," Know your role and shut your hole!" Meanwhile, Owner rabidlizard24 had to endure the Commish state,"We'll make you an offer, you can't refuse."
So it's all good then, let's move on!

Beta Division
1 Vinland Scholars Of Vega 6-2-0
2 Team BETA 5-3-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 3-5-0
4 Chaos Warriors 2-6-0
Chaos Warriors win one at home over the Lorlea Beach Red Devils, 13-3.
- Warriors! Red Devils! let's look at a highlight! QB Roy Hobbs handed off to HB John Epps from the four. He's always good at following his blockers! Over the right side, wow look at that hole made by his FB! Touchdown!
https://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/replay/847614/894905
Team BETA prove they're the Alpha in this one beating the New York Mambas, 17-3.
-HB Kevin Domina rushed for 108 yards on the ground and another 73 receiving in a dominating performance to lift his Team Beta to victory.
Vinland Scholars Of Vega leave the visiting Airborne Screaming Eagles, uh, screaming as they win, 31-7.
-QB Vail La Croix threw for 332 yards, 3 Touchdowns and even ran for another 14 yards as he left the ASE secondary with nightmares on their flight back to their own stadium.
Un-freaking-believable
-I know, a truly powerful performance!
No, I meant how much you talk!

Gamma Division
1 Grape Apes House of Slombo 7-1-0
2 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 5-3-0
3 The Practice Squad 3-5-0
4 Airborne Screaming Eagles 1-7-0
Deadpool's Mercs for Money drop a doo doo at home as The Practice Squad win it, 10-23.
- De Deadpool defense did dip during de deux ... half allowing 20 points but it was due to a disastrous CPU depth charting during their running attempts.
Nice try Spiff, leave it to the pros like me... TE Jumping Jack's 29 for 19 catches and an astounding 303 yards and a TD led his Squad to victory.
- Performances like that just take over a game.
Practice (Squad)?! Are we talking about Practice (Squad)!?
-That'll do it for now, For Biff Barf and I in the studio, this is Spaceman Spiff saying so long!

First off...my apologies for missing last week's predictions. Life happens.
Here are this week's predictions.

The Program @ Chaos Warriors
Yeah, Zoey!!! You are paying attention and learning from the Vets. Looking good my friend. I think if we had similar rosters/builds this would be a very competitive match. However, I think that our extra S*s and my agents’ super builds will provide us enough of an edge to remain undefeated. Seriously, man, I would love to collaborate with you sometime in the future.

House Party @ Team Beta
Two weeks in a row where we could / should have 2 GotWs. HP squashed the Apes’ grapes last week showing the league that they can be the alpha to Ph33p’s Team Beta.

Lorlea Beach Red Devils @ ASE
A battle between two 1 - 7 teams, both with inactive owners. Kinda BORING, but for the completionist’s sake, I will pick ASE to win.

New York Mambas @ The Practice Squad
Bo’s Practice Squad should have no problem beating the inactive Mambas.

Grape Apes @ Deadpool
Oh, poor Deadpool. This week ye shall suffer the wrath of the Grapes. You can thank HP for this one.

Nebraska Cornhuskers @ Vinland Scholars
This week’s GotW. I believe that Vinland will do their homework on the Cornhuskers, like the good lil’ Scholars that they are, and be rewarded with the W. If I am incorrect then the Huskers will walk away victorious, and I with pie on my face.

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and-

- Don't say it.

Barfing it back at you! Along with Spaceman Spiff, we welcome you to another edition of TIGER football!

- Say Biff, this week was chock full of surprises.

That's to say the least!

- With a non-win by a powerhouse and-

No, I meant you should say the least, seriously. Let's get straight to the action!

: - Teams of Tiger League - :
Alpha Division
1 The Program 9-0-0
2 House Party 6-3-0
3 New York Mambas 1-8-0
4 Lorlea Beach Red Devils 1-8-0
We're past the halfway point in the season and only House Party has any chance at catching The Program juggernaut!
- Almost feels like the old NFC East
Please don't bring up the N.E. Cheatahs and Buffaloed Bill Receipts...
Chaos Warriors get edged out at home by The Program, 0-10. HB Darnell Jefferson Rushed for 163 yards and 1 touchdown to lead The Program to victory.
- While the program ran twice as often as they threw the ball, they at least were not as one dimensional as the Chaos Warriors.

Beta Division
1 Vinland Scholars Of Vega 7-2-0
2 Team BETA 6-3-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 3-5-1
4 Chaos Warriors 2-7-0
This division is much closer as the alpha dogs, Vinland Scholars Of Vega, lead by a mere game.
- At least Team BETA is true to their name sake at one game out.
Team BETA have a victory (over) House Party, 21-10. The Party started well but then Team BETA rolled off 21 unanswered points. By the time House Party responded-
- It was too late.
Exactly.
- QB Clay Domina ran for two of those TDs and threw for the other while DE Shea Paige had one and a half sacks, three tackles for loss and nineteen Rev. Cakes in their dominant performance.
Vinland Scholars Of Vega get a field goal halfway through the second to beat Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001, 3-0.
- This was an epic defensive struggle!
Either that or a truly piss poor offensive one.
- Nebraska ran for 228 yards, sacked the Scholars 3 times while holding them to a mere 2.9 yards per carry...
And still managed to pull defeat out of the jaws of victory, NEXT!
Deadpool's Mercs for Money kissed their sister, Grape Apes House of Slombo, 10-10.
- Not an image I like to conjure up.
It could be kinkier-
- No, let's move on.

Gamma Division
1 Grape Apes House of Slombo 7-1-1
2 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 5-4-0
3 The Practice Squad 4-5-0
4 Airborne Screaming Eagles 2-7-0
Deadpool's Mercs for Money ambush Grape Apes House of Slombo to a tie, 10-10.
- House of Slombo were surprised to see their vaunted running attack contained
Well you can't hope to stop HB Slombo #5 who rushed for 204.5 yards on the day and had 13 broken tackles-
- Yeah, you can only try to contain him.
DE Snacks N. Sacks added DMVP honors for the game as the Grape Apes controlled the game but. just. couldn't. get it done.
Airborne Screaming Eagles kicked 3 FGs in a shut out of the Lorlea Beach Red Devils, 9-0.
- Kicker Deon Goins went 3 of 4 from 30 to 39 yards out to provide all the scoring in this one.
Two also rans go head to boring head in a lack luster battle for nothing...
- Geez Biff, do we have to take you to sensitivity training again!?
Hey! I'm sensitive to that remark!
The Practice Squad come out victorious in the rumble with the New York Mambas at Practice Field Stadium, 38-10.
- The Mambas were leading at the end of the first-
But the Squad reeled them in and led by four at the half and then blew the game wide open after that for a convincing win.
- A loss like that, well it has got to be demoralizing to a team.
Yeah, but the coaching staff have got to maintain their focus and fight through the adversity.
- It is rookie ball after all. Some times the ball bounces your way and-
And sometimes it doesn't.
- Well that's all the time we have for this week's games.
For Spiff and I, Biff, this is um... me, saying, Blech!
- seriously?
Oh, relax I'm sure it'll catch on.
- I sure hope (not)...

Vinland Scholars @ The Program
Another Game of the Week for The Program. I am not going to lie. I am nervous about this one. The Scholars definitely have the potential to knock The Program off of their undefeated pedestal. I have a ton more respect for DallasCowboyFan than I do his beloved Cowboys. I have to keep the faith in what my Super agents are doing and hope that all of our S*s make the difference in this one. I am going to have a bleeding ulcer by the end of this season if I do not already.

Deadpool @ House Party
Deadpool likes a good house party but I am not so sure this will be as much fun for them. Unfortunately, they don’t have the horses to keep up with that potent HP offense. Party on Wayne!

Nebraska @ Lorlea Beach Red Devils
This one should be fun to watch. A battle between the league’s too most anemic offenses. Nebraska’s defense will be the difference. Hell, they might out-score both offenses in this one.

Grape Apes @ New York Mambas
Things have slowed down recently in Grape Town. Not in this one though. I believe the Apes will test some different stuff out in preparation for a resurgence. The Apes are gonna Mamba all over New York.

Chaos Warriors @ ASE
Both teams are 2 - 7 in league play but trending in different directions. The Warriors have played some of the top teams tough while ASE has pretty much played like a bunch of CPU dots with an inactive owner all season. You deserve the W Zoey!

Team BETA @ The Practice Squad
At first look, I thought that this match should be a second GotW BUT upon closer inspection Team BETA is a run-first team and The Practice Squad’s run defense is…subpar. The Practice Squad likes to throw the ball and Team BETA’s pass defense is not subpar. I believe that Team BETA will slow down The Practice Squad's aerial assault and run roughshod over them on offense. Nothing personal Bo. I have mad respect for ya brother!

The Program @ Grape Apes
They say all good things must come to an end…Please say it isn’t so. I have a bad feeling in my gut, that this is the week that the Apes will knock the Program off of their undefeated pedestal.

House Party @ Nebraska
Another great game! House Party’s high-powered offense versus that stingy Nebraska D! Unfortunately, I do not believe that the Cornhuskers offense will be able to put up enough points to steal the W.

Lorlea Beach Red Devils @ Team BETA
SPOILER ALERT… Foregone conclusion…TEAM BETA will beat the hell out of the Red Devils in this one.

New York Mambas @ Chaos Warriors
This should be 2 league wins in a row for Zoey’s Warriors! Bring the Chaos!!!

The Practice Squad @ Vinland Scholars
Having played against both of these teams, and barely surviving to talk about it, I have to say that I believe the scholars are the better team and will walk away victorious.

ASE @ Deadpool
This is a game that Deadpool should win. I say that and now they will most likely disappoint me.

me either

Originally posted by agerm73

ASE @ Deadpool
This is a game that Deadpool should win. I say that and now they will most likely disappoint me.

You were not disappointed, about being disappointed...

We were forced to rely on the unreliable cpu players and now... here we are. If we just had some agent builds on offense we could game plan around!

Well, if we managed to shut house party out, the offense would of won the game. Blame the D for once.

Originally posted by dlcurt
Well, if we managed to shut house party out, the offense would of won the game. Blame the D for once.

That was a tough game. Just grinded it all out. A couple scary runs you guys had. And that defense really made some key stops

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Along with the intrepid Spaceman Spiff, we welcome you to a special ed. of Tiger League Football!

- Biff, there is a stirring of play-off atmosphere as we aproach the second part of divisional games.

Absoflippinlutely SS, already half the league is looking to make those early vacation plans while the other half-

- The other half is gearing up for some serious hype!

Let's get straight to the action!

Alpha Division
1 The Program 10-1-0
2 House Party 8-3-0
3 New York Mambas 1-10-0
4 Lorlea Beach Red Devils 1-10-0
Woah Nelly! Even though The Program has a strangle hold on the division title nothing is guaranteed yet!
- They could make it official with just one more win over House Party, or two wins out of the remaining games though.
OK Program, just choke that chicken out!
- No you didn't...
House Party IS in the driver's seat for the Wild Card and just need to go 2 of 3 to assure they can repay some losses from the regular season when it really counts!
- Well, I'm sure Beta Division will have something to say about that.
NY and Lorlea can only hope to play spoilers at this point!

Beta Division
1 Team BETA 8-3-0
2 Vinland Scholars Of Vega 8-3-0
3 Chaos Warriors 4-7-0
4 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 3-7-1
Team BETA and Vinland Scholars Of Vega are neck and neck for the Beta Div pennant!
- If either of them stumbles it could be lights out for them in the play-offs since they're tied also with House Party in the Wild Card race.
Less is more Spiff. These two won't be settling this this week anyway!
- The spoiler candidates, Chaos Warriors and Deadpool's Mercs for Money, though have legit chances to upset the front runners.
Ha! My money is on the front runners! They're in front for a reason!

Gamma Division
1 Grape Apes House of Slombo 9-1-1
2 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 6-5-0
3 The Practice Squad 4-7-0
4 Airborne Screaming Eagles 3-8-0
The ONLY team with a ticket already punched for the big show, Grape Apes House of Slombo, can coast as the Cornhuskers have to settle for an outside dark horse's chance at the Wild Card!
- I doubt the Grapes of Apes will do that.
They may have won the division already but the Wild Card bye slot is just out of their reach by half a game right now!
- Nebraska though is on a wing and a prayer.
Look out, that wings on fire!
- Airborne Screaming Eagles and The Practice Squad are out of the hunt but refuse to turn in their spoiler cards as well.
They are more than capable of ruining Nebraska's slim chances!

Well that'll do it for us, I'm Biff Barf-
- and I'm Spaceman Spiff saying-
Saying so long and grab that Tiger League's tail!

This is a Spaceman Spiff special.

Welcome to the "State of the League"

Today we are focusing on Where our Tiger teams are as we get ready for the end of the regular season.

Grape Apes House of Slombo: Owned by rabidlizard24, are 20-2-1 overall, and ranked 15th globally and 1st in Tier.
The Atlanta Flames of the Dragon League come to The House of Slombo Stadium and while they are a top 10 in tier team they are clearly the underdogs. Grape Apes still have a 1/2 game to make up in home field race despite being dubbed 1st in tier.

The Program: Owned by agerm73, they are 22-1-0 overall, ranked 32nd globally and are 2nd in tier.
Oklahoma City Angels comes to the Practice Field Stadium to face this juggernaut later today. Until they loss when they went to Grape Apes House of Slombo they were perfect. Now they have restarted there winning streak and are currently riding a 2 gamer looking to make it three.

Team BETA: Owned by ThePh33P, are 18-5-1 globally, 43rd globally and ranked 4th in tier.
The Azteca Dragons, a top ten in tier team from the Dragon League came calling and went home with an L on their foreheads, 7-0.
The BETAs are riding an eleven game winning streak as they look to the final two games of the season.

House Party: Owned by HIGHerGROWTH, they are 18-6-0 overall, ranked 45th globally and 5th in tier.
Recently crushed the Rhode Island Cardinals 56-3, in a home game of course. They lost by a mere 2 points earlier this season to The Program so there is a good chance they can do the improbable but that is still unproven... unless you're a bunch of filthy apes. BTW the House Party, ers, beat those same Purple Primates that are ranked above them.

Vinland Scholars Of Vega: Owned by DallasCowboyFan, they are 18-5-1 overall, 46th globally and 6th in tier.
Were recently humbled by Bay Area's Best Builds of the Dragon League but they are currently ranked 3rd n tier in the Scholars' defense. Were 10-1 with a four game win streak, until they were not.

Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001: Owned by vipermaw82, are 13-8-2 globally, 57th globally and ranked 11th tier.
Will be hosting the Kansas City Platypuses of the Rabbit League but they are not seen as threat since they are ranked only 22nd in tier. The Cornhuskers are 3-2 in their most recent games.

So we see half of the Tier's top 10 teams are from our League and more so, four of the top five. With the 11th also in our league we can arguably be called THE league in rookie ball.
OK, I have to go keep Biff from snorting the hash mark chalk so until next time this is Spaceman Spiff saying so long!

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Along with my colleague Spaceman Spoof
- Spiff, Barf bucket...
Ahem, right Splat, Let's get straight to the action!

Alpha Division
1 The Program 12-1-0
2 House Party 9-4-0
3 New York Mambas 2-11-0
4 Lorlea Beach Red Devils 1-12-0
House Party get got by The Program, 24-31. House Party was rockin it half way through the third with a 17 point lead until they were not and lost by 7!
- An epic comeback as The Program reeled them in and then surpassed them with just a little over 4 minutes to seal the deal.
The win officially gives The Program the division title AND a loss by the Scholars will hand them the Wild Card bye as well!
- You mean Grape Apes HoS, WR Zilla * received game OMVP in a losing effort-
Yes, DE Rowena Moonfall does have one hot pic...
- wait, what?!
New York Mambas soar to a convincing 24 point win over Lorlea Beach Red Devils, 34-10.
- changed the subject eh?
The Mambas ran up a 28 point lead before a packed house and garnered all three MVP awards in the win.
- yeah, and no player had a decent bio pic either...
Well, Moonfall did.
-Aha! I knew I heard that!

Beta Division
1 Vinland Scholars Of Vega 10-3-0
2 Team BETA 9-4-0
3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 4-8-1
4 Chaos Warriors 4-9-0
Vinland Scholars Of Vega slip past the Chaos Warriors, 7-3.
- A hard fought defensive battle where QB Vail La Croix was held to under 180 yards passing and a lone 1st Qtr TD, but it was enough to garner OMVP and the win as the Vega D took the Warriors' O to school holding them to only a 3rd Qtr. FG.
Nice pic too.
- you got blue balls or sumptin?
Well, SS Kaige Victor also was awarded DMVP honors with seven tackles, two for loss and an INT...
- and?
And a really provocative pic too, love the red head look BTW.
Team BETA get waylaid at home by Deadpool's Mercs for Money, 0-13. This can only be called an upset.
- LB Dahnzand Singh just man handled the BETA running game to the tune of nine tackles, three for loss, and a forced fumble.
BETA is now forced into a tie with House Party in the Wild Card race. HB Mr Go Lucky did the OMVP thing with both of the TDs scored.
- Yes, they missed a great opportunity to take a lead and even eliminate a contender.
They are a bunch of betas after all...

Gamma Division
1 Grape Apes House of Slombo 11-1-1
2 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 8-5-0
3 The Practice Squad 4-9-0
4 Airborne Screaming Eagles 3-10-0
Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 demoralized the visiting Airborne Screaming Eagles, 41-0.
- HB Slombo #5 had four Rush TD and DE Major Payne produced five Sacks and two FFums to get O and D MVP honors.
From start to finish this was a runaway train wreck only a Cornhusker could love!
- 410 ground pounding yards and nine total sacks on defense too.
Truly an all around old school beat down from the downtown lowdown!
- Calm down.
Grape Apes House of Slombo shut out The Practice Squad in a one sided 34-0 victory.
- Another heavy dose of the ground game as the Apes gain nearly 300 yards rushing alone but more importantly their offense possessed the rock for an eye popping 43 of 60 minutes.
Those purple primates are still keeping pace in hopes of the Wild Card bye, trailing by a mere half game!
- Speaking of which the Cornhuskers are still mathematically in it but would require both the House party and Team BETA to get upset and they would have to beat the House of Slombo for it to come down to tie breakers.
Yeah, but no, not likely.
- Just saying, stranger things have happened.
Well, that would be not one strange, but too strange, heck, almost three strange but not quite...
- That's it esports fans, I'm Spaceman Spiff,
And I'm Biff Baff saying so long!
-(giggle) Baff...
Barf I meant Barf!
- Is your stomache upset or something?

Good luck to all that made the playoffs

We should see some really close games

Biff the MFN
- That's Milk and Fig Newtons for all you kiddies reading at home...
Barf here!
- I am NOT going to explain that one...
Soaking up all the news and-
- (here we go again)
BARF'N it back at you! Today I >hic< returned from all the celebration parties of >hic< of um, oh yeah! Those wild party animals the Vinlandin-g spot Teach me baby! Scholars of Viva Los Vega! Whoo! The git wit da Program girlies! um, Those wild and crazy Purple Party'n Primates >hic< place... and the M&S BETA cucks, hehehe, they gonna hate me for that one eh? Hey, where'd the bar go?!

- I think we need a small break.
...
..
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- I'm Spaceman Spiff, traveling to all corners to bring you the latest news from Tiger eFootball League! Let's get to it!
MMFNnmm!
- (Hush I'll untie you later)
- Alpha Division
- 1 The Program 13-1-0
- 2 House Party 10-4-0
- 3 New York Mambas 2-12-0
- 4 Lorlea Beach Red Devils 1-13-0
- The Program shut out Lorlea Beach Red Devils, 55-0. The Program officially won the home field advantage throughout the playoffs with the win. Hard to tell if Owner MechieeThaKnight of the Red Devils was ever active (but the team keeps on churning).
- House Party edged out the New York Mambas, 13-7. Despite the win House Party failed to make the playoffs due to what happened in Beta Division. Mambas have uncertain future as Owner Rowlyb goes inactive at the end of regular season.

- Beta Division
- 1 Team BETA 10-4-0
- 2 Vinland Scholars Of Vega 10-4-0
- 3 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 5-8-1
- 4 Chaos Warriors 4-10-0
- Chaos Warriors lose at home to Deadpool's Mercs for Money, 7-10. Deadpool's Mercs go 2-1 in division after going 1-2 the first part to break even. Warriors were 3-1 in four games prior to Divisional part 2, then stumbled losing all three in Div.
- Vinland Scholars Of Vega are upset by Team BETA, 0-17. BETA not only won a do or die against their arch rival but win their namesake Division title to boot! Scholars by virtue of beating House Party in H2H match-up back into the Wild Card where they'll meet The Program...

- Gamma Division
- 1 Grape Apes House of Slombo 12-1-1
- 2 Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 8-6-0
- 3 Airborne Screaming Eagles 4-10-0
- 4 The Practice Squad 4-10-0
- Airborne Screaming Eagles finish season on a high note, beating The Practice Squad, 38-0. Owner BoDiddley of The P Squad is staying active and is expected to return after recent roster changes, but ASE's Owner, Diamond D, fell inactive so it's wait and see there.
- Nebraska Cornhuskers 2001 are used as a tune up by Grape Apes House of Slombo, losing 0-14. Nebraska officially was branded the worse of the best as they have the closest to .500 of all the winning records. Owner vipermaw82's fully decked out roster is poised for better things in '59. Grape Apes prepare to host Team BETA of... Beta Division.
- Well that's it, I'm Spaceman Spiff,
MDFMR! AFKUHMMMNN!
- Signing off!