Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Gargus
This thread is taking a weird spin.

Porch, I agree that this thread as cause a lot of entertainment actually. More than I thought it would...

You're still a dick though...

I agree. Do you want a stucknut jersey? I will give you one also.

Originally posted by The Big Cack Envy
Originally posted by Club America

Originally posted by Gargus


This thread is taking a weird spin.

Porch, I agree that this thread as cause a lot of entertainment actually. More than I thought it would...

You're still a dick though...


porch is not a dick.


Yes he is



You sir are correct. I am a dick.

By the way Druez your all-star linebacker only has 20 tackles? My guard has like 7.

Originally posted by Porch
By the way Druez your all-star linebacker only has 20 tackles? My guard has like 7.

When you dominate teams like we do, you don't get a ton of plays on defense. In fact if you look at our LB's as a whole we don't get alot of tackles. People can't run on us, they throw. As a team we are next to last in tackles for the entire league.

So, that doesn't make me feel very bad.

Originally posted by Porch
By the way Druez your all-star linebacker only has 20 tackles? My guard has like 7.
That doesn't surprise me. When you are allowing 243 yards rushing a game, I would throw out tackles, guards, mascots and even Club America's twat out there to see if they can do any better.

The Lost City LBs might as well be cooking breakfast during most running plays as the run is over before the back gets to the LOS. Pass defense is a different story, which is why he has a sack, some hurries, a forced fumble, a pick and 5 or so pass defenses at LOLB. Heck, even though you can count his blitzes per game on one hand, Druez's LB has 1/5 the sack total of your total team.

Originally posted by Arles
Originally posted by Porch

By the way Druez your all-star linebacker only has 20 tackles? My guard has like 7.
That doesn't surprise me. When you are allowing 243 yards rushing a game, I would throw out tackles, guards, mascots and even Club America's twat out there to see if they can do any better.

The Lost City LBs might as well be cooking breakfast during most running plays as the run is over before the back gets to the LOS. Pass defense is a different story, which is why he has a sack, some hurries, a forced fumble, a pick and 5 or so pass defenses at LOLB. Heck, even though you can count his blitzes per game on one hand, Druez's LB has 1/5 the sack total of your total team.



That might be true, but he also sucks way more dick than anyone in this league, except for Nikki Fox...

Originally posted by jplaw1314
Originally posted by Arles

Originally posted by Porch


By the way Druez your all-star linebacker only has 20 tackles? My guard has like 7.
That doesn't surprise me. When you are allowing 243 yards rushing a game, I would throw out tackles, guards, mascots and even Club America's twat out there to see if they can do any better.

The Lost City LBs might as well be cooking breakfast during most running plays as the run is over before the back gets to the LOS. Pass defense is a different story, which is why he has a sack, some hurries, a forced fumble, a pick and 5 or so pass defenses at LOLB. Heck, even though you can count his blitzes per game on one hand, Druez's LB has 1/5 the sack total of your total team.



That might be true, but he also sucks way more dick than anyone in this league, except for Nikki Fox...


I at least suck it well!

Dude, we may not win a lot of games, but we win the hearts and minds of our fans, and isn't that what really matters most?

Wait, I just checked the fan support meter, it seems we're losing them too.

Carry on.

Originally posted by ...ryan
Dude, we may not win a lot of games, but we win the hearts and minds of our fans, and isn't that what really matters most?

Wait, I just checked the fan support meter, it seems we're losing them too.

Carry on.

Hey Ryan, you wanna cyber sometime?

Originally posted by Club America


I keeps a private jet.

The truth of this is, Stucknut is fully sponsored now, when the time comes we will advertise our generous sponsors name. See, each of us has a crisp Benjamin in our paypal and at season end we are gonna spend it as cheaply as the rest of you knobs. Money will flow like the street rhyming rhythms of druez on a saturday night karoake.

porch is not a dick.



Funny use of the word cheap, you call us cheap for spending money, while you are cheap for not spending you money.

Congrats on the sponsorship, I myself will respect teams that win more using their own money, but to each his own, hope your team doesn't start looking like a Nascar car with advertisements all over the place.

Which brings me to a question, is the automotive used in Nascar referred to as simply a "Nascar" or as a "Nascar Car"?

you dont just refer to the as "car", a NASCAR fan will say "It's the no.9 Budweiser Dodge." or just refer to it with the drivers name.

In that case, I hope your team doesn't start looking like the #20 Home Depot Chevy.

I bang my sister, while my daddy watches.

Originally posted by The Big Cack Envy
I bang my sister, while my daddy watches.

I cant believe I just read that, caught me totally off guard.

you guys are the living end