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mwoods07
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Originally posted by foshizzel17
look at mr high and mighty here


if im sloppy ass drunk, why would i want to put in any kind of effort. i just go up to the closest fat chick and put her hand on my cock, if she doesnt pull it away......SCORE!!!




Work it before you get sloppy ass drunk...plus its more fun in the end anyway
 
bhall43
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Where am I supposed to meet these chicks before I get sloppy ass drunk? Church?
 
foshizzel17
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Originally posted by mwoods07
Originally posted by foshizzel17

look at mr high and mighty here


if im sloppy ass drunk, why would i want to put in any kind of effort. i just go up to the closest fat chick and put her hand on my cock, if she doesnt pull it away......SCORE!!!




Work it before you get sloppy ass drunk...plus its more fun in the end anyway


my wife is hot. i fck fat chicks for variety. if you eat filet mignon everyday, sometimes you just want a bologna sandwich

 
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Originally posted by foshizzel17
my wife is hot. i fck fat chicks for variety. if you eat filet mignon everyday, sometimes you just want a bologna sandwich



Eww
 
mwoods07
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Originally posted by bhall43
Where am I supposed to meet these chicks before I get sloppy ass drunk? Church?


I'd bet there is something within walking distance...or $5 cab distance...
 
mwoods07
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Originally posted by foshizzel17
my wife is hot. i fck fat chicks for variety. if you eat filet mignon everyday, sometimes you just want a bologna sandwich



uh huh...
 
bhall43
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Originally posted by mwoods07
I'd bet there is something within walking distance...or $5 cab distance...


now i gotta pay for a cab? holy fuck man do i have t obuy them dinner too?!
 
hays23
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Originally posted by bhall43
Where am I supposed to meet these chicks before I get sloppy ass drunk? Church?


no, bro. you can't love god on sunday and dick on monday. that's not how it works.
 
Homage
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Originally posted by hays23
no, bro. you can't love god on sunday and dick on monday. that's not how it works.


when did god and dick enter the conversation?
 
ezra_
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Originally posted by Homage
when did god and dick enter the conversation?


Maybe some people here worship dick like a god?
 
mwoods07
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Originally posted by bhall43
now i gotta pay for a cab? holy fuck man do i have t obuy them dinner too?!


lol, it helps, fuck if you can afford to get shit faced, you can afford a short cab ride to a respectable joint for a nice piece of tail...damn
 
bhall43
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Originally posted by mwoods07
lol, it helps, fuck if you can afford to get shit faced, you can afford a short cab ride to a respectable joint for a nice piece of tail...damn


i live in northern wisconsin. i get drunk for cheap, a respectable joint is one with direct tv, and nice tail is a 10 pointer in the back of my pickup truck.
 
foshizzel17
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Originally posted by mwoods07
uh huh...


no i swear, i really do have a wife. you believe me right?
 
ezra_
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I live in Vegas and a nice tail is what you see in magazines.
 
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Originally posted by Homage
when did god and dick enter the conversation?


The Catholic Church
 
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