Warrior General Games

Originally posted by T2
Mice are probably gonna lay the smack down, not gon lie

You out gained us last time we played, so anything is possible. Will be a fun game to watch. Good luck to you guys tonight.

playoffs

Thumped.

Post Game 7 Review....................................

We will be dropping the SIM expectations for the rest of the season because we got that all wrong.


South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
The truth hurts, so do some losses!!! I must say that the Duckies held their own here. They did not just go quietly into the night. They took a stand!!!! Gave the mice the closest game they have had all season!!!! (By 3) Gotta give them some credit here. What can I say for the Mice? Impressive.... but do I see a bit of the other team on your lower lip. Looks like they made you eat some Cro in that victory. At least you will remember the Duckies. Looks like game 11 is still in EPIC status!!! GL going forward.


Odessa Mojo vs. New Orleans Gurupies
The experts predicted this game correctly. The mofo mojo's could not be stopped. The Brow Beating was sooooooooooo bad!!! Either way the party continued post game. New Orleans wins, its hurricanes!!! New Orleans loses, its hand grenades. Race to the top or a race to the bottom.....we will get there....party at both ends!!!! Anyway, this took New Orleans by surprise as they thought mojo was not a team but was something you smoke. Hmmmmmm........ Anyway, great game planning Odessa. The game was brutal to watch as it looked like the Odessa house of pancakes and steam rollers out there on the field. Well played!!! I will say that New Orleans will not forget this game. Watch your back!!!! GL going forward to both teams.


Republic of Benin vs. Orlando Prime Timers
Well, well, well, my nemesis and pal........Ezra... here we go again. Why can't the prediction get a break here? I did say that the experts predicted a high scoring game by one of the teams....and it was not Benin!!! Seems that Orlando is in their Prime Time and the Republic was in their Prime Beef. Orlando just ate your lunch!!! Another painful game to watch.... not just because it went against my prediction, but because Orlando was in their Prime and on Time in all phases of the game. QB runs, power runs, fast HB runs, passing, FG's.......just a plate of "TAKE IT!!!" with all the toppings piled high!!! Stuffed and crushed the Republic. Who needs the new "Snakes" defense with that type of offense. WOW!!!!! Ezra, hold it together. This is the part of the season where the separation occurs between the teams that want it the most and those that will take it the most. Benin, That was a bad loss I will say. Brush those shoulders off and take it out on the next team.


The Dogs of War vs. Carthage Clash
Both these teams need this game. A must win. But there can only be 1. What'd I say? No prediction here. Just Kudos and Condolences. That is what I said. Soooooo, here it is..... Kudos to Carthage!!!! Condolences to the Dogs!!!! I am hoping that T2 , in a moment of kindness, might say a few words of inspiration. Throw them a bone here man!!!!!


Asau Golden Eagles vs. Sunday Funday
SF!!!! "What have you done LATE-LY? Asau has shown they want to make the playoffs!!!!! They had - to - win - this - ONE!!! ANd They DID!!!!! The standard prediction has Asau over Sunday Funday by 4. They won by 6. The post game review had Sunday Funday in a free fall. Doesn't look good. Open wide but don't look up cause it is flowing downhill!!!!!


Venom Dotball Academy vs. All The King's Royal Men
And the result is.........VENOM DOTBALL ACADEMY!!!!!!! CLASS DISMISSED!!!!!! The standard prediction said that it is called the Venom Dotball Academy (by 5 points) and not The King's Dotball Academy. Venom won by 12. The King's men put up a fight, but down they still went. The stats favored VDA by raw numbers and dot performance precision. Looks like my team of "Gut Instinct" Dudes will have to audit a class in prediction one'o'one at the Academy. Well done VDA. Well Done!!!!


La Flama Blanca vs. Miami Red Hawks
Looks like the white flames are turning into a bunch of wet wicks. The Red Hawks came out pretty strong. This could be the start of something big....... What'd I say? "If the Hawks pull a rabbit out this hat and come back to beat everyone, then the fault falls to the flame as it all would have started in this game." Red Hawks may beat everyone for counting them out early on. Cannot say we would not all deserve it. Red Hawks say it will get much more Brutal from here. Valen, my prediction correction protocol has been initiated. Welcome back to the winning side and GG!!!!


Nairobi Warthogs vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
Cult, I said put a smackdown....not get the smackdown!!!!! Nairobi says you are DONE with a Shutout thirty!!!! I don't want it to end like this!!!! CPR STAT!!!!!! We're losing the Cult!!! We're losing the Cult!!!! The next 4 games could go your way. The King's Men won't be so bad, the Duckies will not play unfairly, the Dogs of War will offer a truce, and Asau will stop the back flow for 1 game. That has got to mean something!!! Get those GM's together and put a new strategy in. Go all Pitch if you have to. More to come!!! GG Warthogs!!! It was brutal but that is what WL is supposed to be.

In the Duckies opening 4 games of the season, during the preseason, I pegged us at 3-1 through the first 4 with a loss to the Dogs of War. That ended up being our only win in the first 4! This is a tough league to predict. Still, with a record of 3-4 the dogs aren't swimming...yet. Hopefully those war dogs aren't bulldogs, because a few more losses and they might drown. Lucky for me, the Duckies were built to swim and fly. Unfortunately, against the Mice we laid an egg. But soon we'll fly.

No morale victories for us, a loss is a loss. We play to win the game, we don't play it just to play it. No need for anyone to eat Cro either.

Originally posted by T2
In the Duckies opening 4 games of the season, during the preseason, I pegged us at 3-1 through the first 4 with a loss to the Dogs of War. That ended up being our only win in the first 4! This is a tough league to predict. Still, with a record of 3-4 the dogs aren't swimming...yet. Hopefully those war dogs aren't bulldogs, because a few more losses and they might drown. Lucky for me, the Duckies were built to swim and fly. Unfortunately, against the Mice we laid an egg. But soon we'll fly.

No morale victories for us, a loss is a loss. We play to win the game, we don't play it just to play it. No need for anyone to eat Cro either.

Nice Bone!!!!

+1

Thats what she said

Originally posted by T2
In the Duckies opening 4 games of the season, during the preseason, I pegged us at 3-1 through the first 4 with a loss to the Dogs of War. That ended up being our only win in the first 4! This is a tough league to predict. Still, with a record of 3-4 the dogs aren't swimming...yet. Hopefully those war dogs aren't bulldogs, because a few more losses and they might drown. Lucky for me, the Duckies were built to swim and fly. Unfortunately, against the Mice we laid an egg. But soon we'll fly.

No morale victories for us, a loss is a loss. We play to win the game, we don't play it just to play it. No need for anyone to eat Cro either.

I thought you guys were finally going to get us. Great game. Building a little rivalry between us as the games have been exciting to watch. Good luck to your season and hopefully we can keep the rivalry going into next season.

Originally posted by T2


No need for anyone to eat Cro either.

I dunno...... I'm likely nice and marbled....

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.347 ........ 7-0...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
2.. ........ 1 ........ 8 ........ 0.408 ........ 7-0...... Odessa Mojo
3.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.449 ........ 6-1...... Graz Grizzlies
4.. ...... 10 ........ 2 ........ 0.429 ........ 6-1...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
5.. ...... 13 ........ 4 ........ 0.490 ........ 5-2...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
6.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-3...... South Side Mafia
7.. ...... 24 ........ 5 ........ 0.531 ........ 5-2...... Orlando Prime Timers
8.. ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.592 ........ 4-3...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
9.. ...... 14 ...... 20 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... Republic of Benin
10 ...... 22 ...... 11 ........ 0.551 ........ 4-3...... New Orleans Gurupies
11 ........ 9 ...... 26 ........ 0.490 ........ 5-2...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
11 ...... 20 ...... 28 ........ 0.490 ........ 4-3...... E-City Mercenaries
11 ........ 3 ...... 24 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-3...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
11 ...... 18 ........ 9 ........ 0.408 ........ 4-3...... STEEL City Mafia
11 ........ 4 ...... 17 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-4...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
11 ........ 6 ...... 19 ........ 0.633 ........ 3-4...... Cincinnati Shockers
11 ...... 16 ...... 13 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
11 ...... 15 ........ 6 ........ 0.592 ........ 3-4...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
11 ...... 19 ...... 15 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... Carthage Clash
11 ...... 17 ...... 14 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... Venom Dotball Academy
11 ...... 23 ...... 18 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... Nairobi Warthogs
11 ...... 26 ...... 16 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... All The King's Royal Men
11 ...... 11 ...... 10 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-4...... The Dogs of War
11 ........ 8 ...... 27 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... Sunday Funday
25 ...... 28 ...... 21 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... Definition of Insanity
26 ...... 21 ...... 22 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... OffTopica Miracle
27 ...... 29 ...... 25 ........ 0.449 ........ 2-5...... District 9 Prawns
28 ...... 27 ...... 23 ........ 0.510 ........ 2-5...... La Flama Blanca
29 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.551 ........ 1-6...... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
30 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.510 ........ 0-7...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
31 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.490 ........ 1-6...... Miami Red Hawks
32 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.367 ........ 1-6...... Porto People Eaters

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  35 -   11    Brazilian Dirty Sanchez def. E-City Mercenaries
  30 -   16    Graz Grizzlies def. STEEL City Mafia
  33 -   13    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. District 9 Prawns
  38 -   23    South Side Mafia def. Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
  51 -   18    Ultimate Fighting Championship def. Porto People Eaters
  31 -   16    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry def. Definition of Insanity
  37 -   34    Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers def. Cincinnati Shockers
  28 -   23    OffTopica Miracle def. Moose Jaw Roughriders
  30 -   11    South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice def. Asau Golden Eagles
  34 -   17    Odessa Mojo def. Orlando Prime Timers
  32 -   20    Republic of Benin def. La Flama Blanca
  21 -   21    New Orleans Gurupies ties Carthage Clash
  27 -   16    Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies def. Nairobi Warthogs
  27 -   20    The Dogs of War def. Venom Dotball Academy
  29 -   15    All The King's Royal Men def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
  45 -   19    Sunday Funday def. Miami Red Hawks

Game 8 Predictions..................................

South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice vs. Asau Golden Eagles
Well the Mice "squeaked" by the Duckies in game 7. While the Golden Eagles are soaring in victory from a "must win" game 7 against Sunday Funday. Number 5 vs Number 1. It's getting good folks!!!! The standard prediction has the MIce, or Adamantium Killer Rats, by 19 over the eagles. Not sure what the Mice have against the eagles, but not getting a good feeling between these two teams. Such a rivalry might be called for here. Mice sure do not want to eat anymore cro and the bad taste the eagles left for Sunday Funday should reinforce to the mice that a loss here would be a bit more that "bittersweet"..... <<YUCK!!!!>> So I will agree with the standard prediction..... but a little less. Mice by 10.


Odessa Mojo vs. Orlando Prime Timers
The Mofo's have their MOJO's going strong right now. Left a mark down there in the Big Easy for game 7 that will not quickly be forgotten. However, the Prime Timers have hit stride and have something going on on their own. In the season opener, HHWC said you did not have what it takes to beat last seasons victor. And you did not. Loss by 43. WOW!!! Shut UP!!!! We asked Odessa if the Prime Timers have what it takes to beat last season's conference number 2? The Mojo say no as well. Standard predictions say the Mojo will smoke you like they did New Orleans in game 7!!!! Will you take it lying down, or will you stuff them with another large helping of "TAKE IT" like you did in game 7? Number 2 vs number 3!!!! Did I say it is getting good? A loss here by the Mojo would ruin the EPIC game 11, not to mention the perfect record thus far. The standard prediction has the Mojo by 17 because it feels they have more to lose. But do they really? Hmmmm..... The prediction is coming...... wait for it....wait for it...... A TIE!!! A WHAT??? Fail!!!


Republic of Benin vs. La Flama Blanca
My prediction nemesis!!!!! I want you to know that I am going with the standard prediction on this one. The fizzle on MizzouDizzle in the gamizzle against benizzle is forshizzle. Signed...unknown GM of Benin. Benin by 8. .


New Orleans Gurupies vs. Carthage Clash
A tie??? Prediction says this game will be a tie. New Orleans is looking for revenge from game 7 and already has an obscure place in mind to hide the bodies of the next victim. They believe Carthage has spent everything they had on the last win. Their advice to Carthage is..... Smile!!! Might as well go with a Smile!!!! Word on the street is that you guys still have not paid Madmustaff his protection money since game 3. TUT!!!!! TUT!!! New Orleans by 10.


Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs. Nairobi Warthogs
These two teams are fighting to answer the question of position here....Who gets to be on top? I will say this..... The Mice did everything they could to not be at the bottom of a warthog pile!!! Nothing could be worse than the swill at the bottom of a warthog pile!!!! The warthogs say if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it must be a duck. To them, this game is a duck!!! No respect here. But beware Warthogs, the DUCKS can make you eat Cro..... NASTY STUFF I hear!!! Nothing could be worse that having to eat Cro. No good outcomes here...... Hold your nose.... Ugly win predicted here by the Ducks by 5.


The Dogs of War vs. Venom Dotball Academy
T2 threw the dogs a bone after game 7, but it was a small bone. And VDA has proven they know the academics of Dotball!!!! The standard predictor says the Dogs will get a break here. Interesting....... Must know something we do not. I will have to consult my team of crystal balls experts. Stand by.......... wait......wait..... wait..... Venom by 3. WOW!!!!! Did not see that coming. Personally, I am staying with the dogs here by 3. So there it is...... Dogs by 3. Roof!! Roof!!


All The King's Royal Men vs. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
What wu gonna wu when whey come for wu? Vladykins, they are singing the swan song for you.... Tell me it is not so!!!!! Loco-Moco, say it is not so!!! The Kings men have the game roped off like a crime scene. Nothing to see here!!! Move along!!! Wu-WU!!!! Kings men by 10.


Sunday Funday vs. Miami Red Hawks
Uuuugh........ Sunday says their game planning just stopped working while Miami says their game planning just started working. Interesting. SF started off the season great in a high speed race up the ranking chart only to bounce off the top into a free fall race to the bottom. Meanwhile, Miami started off, in pre-season, in a race down the ranking charts only to bounce off the bottom with monumental effort aimed to win a playoff spot. Amazing how things change. Will the directions continue for these 2 teams or will things lose momentum and turn around. The standard prediction says the day belongs to Sunday by 26. If the game 7 standard prediction is anything to base things on, as I cannot really talk either , then, the day belongs to Miami. SF will have to prove us wrong here. Miami by 12.

These get better and better.

Mice by 10? but :helmets: