Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Originally posted by ColaCock

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom


Originally posted by ssupermans



did you drop the other 7 passes or were they deflected? I dont want to take the time or effort to find out for myself, you know your stats?

Nope, Brando allowed other guys to catch them. Zero drops.

How about let's stick to the facts.

Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom over the middle [deflected by JD Ellis] (incomplete)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side, out of bounds (1 yd loss)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side [deflected by Captain Eraser] (incomplete)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side (incomplete)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side [deflected by Akeem Auguste] (incomplete)

Never happened.

Oh, I forgot I posted that during my nap...must have been dreaming :-/

The first play of Brando Voom's season....


http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=496243&pbp_id=3715904


Did we expect anything different?

I'm pretty sure his "first play" was a hand job to a local police officer to get out of the public exposure ticket.....

I like this guy, I might just have to send the dogs out and make him a Tusken Raider next season!

Originally posted by Erobbins2
I'm pretty sure his "first play" was a hand job to a local police officer to get out of the public exposure ticket.....

Which one?

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Originally posted by Erobbins2

I'm pretty sure his "first play" was a hand job to a local police officer to get out of the public exposure ticket.....

Which one?

ya, about this. This must be a "come home from the bar and drunk post" I have no clue what the hell I was talking about. Not to say I dont see you doing this a lot, but..

Originally posted by Erobbins2
Originally posted by Jaxon Voom

Originally posted by Erobbins2


I'm pretty sure his "first play" was a hand job to a local police officer to get out of the public exposure ticket.....

Which one?

ya, about this. This must be a "come home from the bar and drunk post" I have no clue what the hell I was talking about. Not to say I dont see you doing this a lot, but..

You know it's a fail when you get home from the bar drunk at 9pm.

Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake
I like this guy, I might just have to send the dogs out and make him a Tusken Raider next season!

FINALLY someone who knows talent when it slaps him in the face and steals their hookers.

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Originally posted by Lord Thomas Drake

I like this guy, I might just have to send the dogs out and make him a Tusken Raider next season!

FINALLY someone who knows talent when it slaps him in the face and steals their hookers.

No doubt! Handle this league player!

<----- This right here.... Legend...wait for it............................................................................................................................DARY.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=496052

Brando DEMOLISHES.... no wait....hold on....

This quote has to be brought up now...

Originally posted by ColaCock
How about let's stick to the facts.

Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom over the middle [deflected by JD Ellis] (incomplete)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side, out of bounds (1 yd loss)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side [deflected by Captain Eraser] (incomplete)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side (incomplete)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side [deflected by Akeem Auguste] (incomplete)


Now, it's hard to explain just how much pleasure i take from the above linked game after quotes like this, although, knowing me now, i'm sure you have some idea. I'll keep it simple anyway, i've already put the following into an easy and ready use quote for future use.


Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side, caught, PAT made by Jeanne D'Arc [TD] (64 yd gain)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom over the middle, caught, PAT made by Jeanne D'Arc [TD] (51.5 yd gain)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side, caught, PAT made by Jeanne D'Arc [TD] [deflected by Akeem Auguste] (4.5 yd gain)
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom over the middle, caught, PAT made by Jeanne D'Arc [TD] (34 yd gain)


Brando would like to thank the horrific secondary of DD for making this all possible, especially the soon to be shamed into retirement pair known as JD Ellis and Akeem Auguste.

CHEATERS!

QPR drugged Brando before the game. That's just obvious. Well if you can't stop him normally, i guess i don't blame you for going the 'slip some muscle relaxers into his gatorade' route. BASTARDS!

Bump for sheer awesome-ness.

Brando Voom

http://goallineblitz.com/game/player_awards.pl?player_id=373950


Man.


Myth.


Massively Endowed Legend.


Pre-book your therapist appointments, prepare to cry and scream at the computer screen as he burns you on every play and bow down to the excellence that is... Brando Voom of the Ghana Ashanti Empire.

Brando does NOT sign autographs.

Just wanted to point out Brando Voom's performance in the AA#3 championship game vs. Rundu Rhino Rush:

Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom over the middle, caught (4.5 yd gain) [tackle: Bean Pole] <-- CB#2
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side [deflected by Ronny MacFuzz Jr.] (incomplete) <-- CB#1
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side, caught (6 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Stephenson] <-- CB#3
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side [deflected by Konata Izumi] (incomplete) <-- CB#4
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side [deflected by Ronny MacFuzz Jr.] (incomplete) <--CB #1
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side, caught (12.5 yd gain) [tackle: Syaoran Li] <-- CB #1 + FS#1
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom over the middle, caught (11 yd gain) [tackle: Konata Izumi] <-- CB#4
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side (incomplete - bad throw) - cannot fault Brando here, we'll blame his brother Tauro.
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom over the middle, caught (3.5 yd gain) [Monster Hit tackle: Tyrone Demmer] <-- MLB#1 - so LBs CAN stop Brando.
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side [deflected by Tory Vargas] (incomplete) <-- CB#5
Tauro Voom pass to Brando Voom up the left side, caught (36.5 yd gain) [tackle: Josh Stephenson] <-- CB#3

Total stats:
61 plays, 6 catches for 74 yds (12.3 avg), 1.1 YAC, 0 TD
1/3 v. CB#1
1/1 v. CB#2
2/2 v. CB#3
1/2 v. CB#4
0/1 v. CB#5
1/1 v. MLB#1

Is Brando Voom good? Definitely.
Is Brando Voom awesome? Possibly.
Is Brando Voom legendary? Only time will tell.
Is Brando Voom GOD? Only in his agent's mind.

Originally posted by Jaxon Voom
Brando Voom: Exposing CB Builds since Season 2.

We all know him as he most enigmatic and skillful WR in the GLB world. He should really be on Cobra Kai or something. No-one has sent more QB's and OC's into retirement or mental homes than Brando Voom has.

He's averaging 145 yards and 2.5 touchdown's per game this season. And that's with an OC who would honestly rather put his testicles in a blender than contribute to Brando having any success what-so-ever.

Now onto some of his highlights:

Starting first of course with today's game winning 88 yard TD in double coverage. I would gloat more about this on any other day but that was an awesome game and the other team deserve props. However you'd better believe that our team forum will be spammed with Brando gloating.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395489&pbp_id=10464995

Here he is making a CB dizzy and lost. I fully expect that CB to be shamed into retirement in the offseason. Assuming he hasn't shot himself already.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395479&pbp_id=6726040

Ono Tyson (name should be mentioned for full humiliation) giving up the TD to Brando again in the same game.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395479&pbp_id=6725045

Note to DC's: Cornerbacks cannot cover Brando. Even if there's two of them. Linebacker's will certainly not cover Brando.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395479&pbp_id=6730037

Three guys near him? No problem.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395462&pbp_id=7661852

Tauro passes ball. Check. Brando catches ball. Check. 7 defenders between Brando and the goal line. Check. No problem.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395487&pbp_id=4861633

No-one within 10 yards of Brando.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395487&pbp_id=4863111


To be honest, there's way too many highlights to list. Brando is your Africa AA#3 leading receiver with 1458.5 yards and 25 touchdowns and is having a career year (thanks mainly to the fact that he has a competent quarterback FINALLY).

So, onto CB grades...

Game #1 - Antarctican Rabbid Snow Beasts:

Quite Ready: You don't even get a grade giving up 6 TD's. Retire.
Aaron "Convict" Ross: F. Gave up two TD's.

Game #2 - Pullman Sinsations:

Defensive Co-ordinator: F. This is a first. http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395394&pbp_id=2984663 No wait. It's a second. http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=395394&pbp_id=2987132
Jarrod Tench: D. Gave up one TD but isn't a corner so had absolutely no chance.

Game #3 - Comoros Killer Whales:

Tim Swidgen: D.
Nascar Skoal: D.
ShutdownCB Jackson: C. Gave up a few catches but at least didn't get burnt.

Game #4 - Gabon Glocks:

Randall Seymour: F.
Shea Ford: F.
Remington Pepper: D.

Game #5 - Namibia Wildehond:

Entire Pass D: A. Very good job.

Game #6 - Zambezi Silverbacks:

Ono Tyson: We've been over this. No grade for you. Retire.
Monkey: F. He is a linebacker though.

Game #7 - Durban DesertHawks:

Akeem Auguste: D+. Gave up a big TD but was otherwise solid.

Game #8 - Tanzania Lumberjacks:

Shark Bite: B. Very good performance despite giving up a couple of short catches. Not an A due to it being a run heavy game.

Game #9 - African Fever:

Dietrich Nichtsolangsam: A-. Excellent performance when you were actually on the field.

Game #10 - Quiçama Park Rangers:

Chase Shadows: D. Saved from an F by the interception.
Norfolk NChance: F. Not even in double coverage.



So welcome to the Brando Voom Fan Club. You're welcome.

LTD is that you?