Warrior General Games

Originally posted by D3aler
It is telling how quiet it has become since the game.
What is the matter Klarg... does your booty hurt

unlike a desperate nerd virgin I don't sit on glb 24/7.

the fact is I got my sack which is something your LDE couldn't do in about half his games against much lower competition. But that's ok, poor builds across the board are something I'd expect on an over leveled A team and poor builds across the board are what we get from Liverpool.

Klarg will be holding a post award thread party sometime this week. Once the freight train of crystal arrives. Leading the league in all pass rushing categories was something only 6 other season 8 players have done in GLBs 100s of leagues.

Originally posted by tahl
Wait... I thought this has been about Klarg since around page... 3?? When did we change subjects?

Klarg has been trying to change the subject ever since he got served by a level 34 OT, solo style.

Originally posted by Darkstrand
the fact is I got my sack which is something I couldn't do against Krakow's level 34 OT.

FYP.

sacks were something yoru teams starting lvl 40 DE (don't forget I just recently boosted to 40) couldn't get against a

lvl 23
lvl 26
lvl 27
lvl 29
lvl 29 starting OTs

see the problem you run into is your teams have REALLY REALLY bad builds so whenever you try to make fun of my DE I can easily make fun of any other DE which means any DE on your team.

But this is a thread about Klarg.

I don't see any threads celebrating any of our DE's, I see one where Klarg is beating his chest, so I thought I'd help.

And, sorry, but you were level 40 when you faced DQP, Lionel, and Brickwall.

You really don't seem to understand that, when you spend 3 pages in a thread blowing your own horn, it is an open invitation for others to show you where you phailed.

Klarg gets a thread because after 16 weeks all the other DEs have had plenty of time to distinguish themselves and they came up 40% or more short of the brilliant Klarg Standard.

you know how many players had 26 or more sacks this season? 10.

You know how many sacks seperate Klarg from the #2 DE this season? 26

Sorry son, but Klarg's earned his bragging rights.

Originally posted by Darkstrand
...the brilliant Klarg Standard.

Which includes getting served by a bunch of lower-levelled OT's, with not a single assist from HB, FB, or other lineman. Every single play was one-on-one, and Klarg failed, in epic fashion.

Just admit it. Klarg got pwned against "inferior" OT's from beginning to end of that game. Klarg played nearly every snap, and every snap he played, he got to watch plays happening that did not involve him in any form, shape, or manner. Klarg was not even the best performer on his own team that day.

If Klarg earned his bragging rights, then DQP earned his by pwning Klarg from beginning to end of that game. One little hurry when DQP was in "relaxed" mode in the 4th quarter - still wasn't a sack.

DQP made Klarg disappear.

Originally posted by Darkstrand

lvl 23
lvl 26
lvl 27
lvl 29
lvl 29 starting OTs


and all of those much lower level OTs made your best DE disappear. GLB is not a balanced game where great DEs will dominate average OTs. It's how well a DE can do over the course of a season that distinguishes the good ones from the bad ones. Klarg has distinguished himself as miles ahead of any other DE.

Originally posted by Darkstrand
Klarg has distinguished himself as miles ahead of any other DE.

Klarg got pwned by DQP. Klarg also got pwned by Rip Deball from Pecs (lvl 37), Quahog Clams ROT Mom Cakes (lvl 27), and Rock Price of the All-Stars (29).

Just thought I'd give some love to some other OT's that also pwned the greatest DE in the history of the universe. No sacks against any of them.

klarg got 10 hurries in the clams game 3 hurries in the chute game and 2 hurries in the pcs game

thats an average of 5 hurries per game over that period. Your best DE (who you admit is crap) averaged about 2 hurries per game over the course of the season including games where he got sacks

Originally posted by Darkstrand
You know how many sacks seperate Klarg from the #2 DE this season? 26

This is why your team did not run one pass play against us. A complete gutless, pussy move. I don't know who runs your offense, but let him (or her) know that they are a coward when it comes to playing us. NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK. I want to make that clear, I don't personally think this person is a complete pussy as a human being in real life, just as a play caller. I would never say that this person wears a dress or pees sitting down, but that his (or her) play calling is indicative of that.

I am saying that running on every play in the 4th quarter even though you are down 47 points robs every player, GM, and the owner of this team of any bit of respect they even thought they had. Especially to make your guy look better by robbing the guy in second place of any pass rushing opportunities.

In the very tiny world of mmorpg football, you are the Clay Aiken of the league. Your avatars are appropriate. A bunch of dainty little ladies.

hey, I'm glad to see you are able to post again. Welcome back!

Classic troll move #7: Ignore the post above you and just say something obnoxious. Klarg for MVTroll!

Originally posted by tpaterniti
This
Please avoid excessive personal attacks or I will have to hand out suspensions. That is my statement as a mod. As a regular user, it is so obvious that certain guys in here are trying to hook others into going off the deep end so they can report them and get them suspended, and those guys are taking the bait, hook, line, and sinker. If what someone posts bothers you, don't read their threads. I do it all the time and it works great. If you think, "Man, I really have to let everyone know what a joke so and so is," trust me, everyone already knows. You don't have to spell it out. People are pretty smart and perceptive.


So what he did here is he bitched to this mod and that mod gave me a warning. Then, since I hurt his wittle feelings, he went to another mod the next day who did suspend me. Again, gutless.

Have fun being the big man in EEA while we get promoted. Who knows, maybe they can trade you for a quarterback who actually, you know, throws the ball. Then maybe the Ravens can get promoted some day, too.

He actually complained to a mod? Jesus wept... what a cretin

He actually complained to a mod, didn't like the outcome, then complained to another mod. Then acts all smug about it. I never said it was the end of the world, Mr. Haircut.