Warrior General Games

Originally posted by DrunkenCowboy
You guys went to the playoffs several years in a row..Dayton kept whupping on your asses.

As for paper tigers, you are still paper tigers..much like the Fighting Amish.
Did you even read what he wrote? As of Season 7, CPU is a whole new team. Pick any random player on our roster and look at their game logs - very, very few of them were with CPU prior to Season 7. Heck, most of us don't even know what it's name was before Boomy and Mastawoo recruited us. A large number of us were from Omaha Dragons, who were an AAA team for their last couple seasons before they got sold off at the end of Season 6. So whether or not Dayton whipped the team prior to Season 7 makes no difference. Whole new ball game baby.

As to whether or not CPU is now paper tigers - I'll wait and see what our record says about that at the end of the season.

Originally posted by DrunkenCowboy
Originally posted by Boomy



Boy you sure talk alot for a perennial choking team in BBB!

You'll be taught a harsh lesson when you go up against the Squirrels..you guys are a bunch of paper tigers with your high level builds..a bunch of clueless motherfuckers.

I take it you're thinking I am a part of CPU, while I am listed as GM it is only because of my past connections there, I have nothing to do with their team. Although I think they will do just fine in A4.

I guess BBB8s past dominance in this league is a touchy subject on the forum.

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If he is talking about CPU, he might need to know that the team is 1 season old, completely rebuilt last year with the exception of about 6 players. So we're not really sure what choking means, being that we won it on our first shot and all. We are looking forward to stronger competition although there were a few teams on our level last year, including Lynchburg who will be tough up here. I certainly hope he's not calling us clueless motherfuckers. We prefer to be referred to as fucktards.

But uh, we'll see about paper tigers. That's sounds like empty rhetoric to me. I really think he must have us confused with someone else. If not, that is unfortunate.



You guys went to the playoffs several years in a row..Dayton kept whupping on your asses.

As for paper tigers, you are still paper tigers..much like the Fighting Amish.

I see. This is indeed unfortunate, worse than I thought actually. I apologize on behalf of the entire CPU squad for us being a paper tiger. I do ever so wonder how many trophies we might have to acquire to get rid of this, most heinous of all tags, Paper Tiger.

I'm not sure who the Fighting Amish are but I'm certain they are quite good at making potato pancakes. I rather enjoy those, delightful really.

I also do not know this Dayton you speak of & didn't realize we've been to the playoffs several years in a row. I will just have to take your word for it. Truly I am incensed though. I thought we had won two trophies in our first season but according to you, we've actually missed chances at trophies and been in the playoffs before last season. Damn the missed opportunities!

And now you seem to have upset our punter, of all things. He's one of the meanest sumbitches on our team b/c he almost never gets a stat. It makes him kind of ornery. Well, as ornery as any punter I've ever seen at least.

I can only conclude that you have a mild to widespread problem in your ability to read as I thought I clearly stated that the team was almost completely rebuilt before last season. Our angry punter and Dustin Diamond picked up on this as well. I also find that maybe you don't know Captain Obvious at all b/c the team changed names when this transformation happened. That usually signals a change has been made. Hmmm.

In the tradition of teams that I GM or own, I will propose that CPU give back to the GLB community at large. One of our teams sponsored a recovering alcoholic & drug abusing dwarf named Shiggles. That was a cause near and dear to our hearts.

I am going to propose, and you heard it here first, that CPU dedicate a portion of its gate proceeds to helping enroll you in a reading program, where you might be able to better yourself and not have to type expletives and exhibit rude behaviour to compensate for your rather transparent problems. We are going to dedicate our season to bettering Drunken Cowboy. And if we are lucky enough to overcome our Paper Tiger syndrome and find ourselves in a game where we win another trophy, we will present you with one since they appear to be ever elusive to you.

This season is for you Drunken Cowboy. Godspeed on your problems. We can help & we will. You don't need to try and thank me or the team. I think we realize by now that on top of your other problems, you appear to have typing Tourettes. Terrible. We will help. Help is on the way.

Sincerely,
Boomy
Owner of the Paper Tigers

I am in full support of Drunken Cowboy.

CPU suck.

I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg

Originally posted by mastawoo
I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg


LOL!!! Damn near pissed myself when I saw that! I hope to meet CPU in the finals...it would be one helluva match!

Originally posted by Coach RW
Originally posted by mastawoo

I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg


LOL!!! Damn near pissed myself when I saw that! I hope to meet CPU in the finals...it would be one helluva match!

A couple of your players would like that too Coach. Of course, you guys would fall on the sword for our cause though right? This is bigger than the game.

Originally posted by mastawoo
I endorse our owner's message.

In honor of our new cause, I propose a team name change. The CPU Paper Tigers. I like it. It pays homage to our new motivation and moral mascot, Drunken Cowboy, as seen here.

http://www.houseofdeception.com/images/Midget%20Wrestler%20Cowboy%20Bradley.jpg


While not quite on part with Shiggles, who was, after all, a veritable pillar - nay, a monument - of courage, virtue, and high-and-mightiness, this, our new symbol, our new vestige of all that we are, were and ever hope to be, this, our Drunken Cowboy, shall raise spirits when down, will spread goodwill to those who lack, and impart light and life to so many that it shall seem as if the light and life literally oozes from his very orifices.

To you, our Drunken Cowboy, we dedicate our hopes, our dreams; yea, verily, our lives as well, to make proud he who wears The Tiny Chaps of Paper Tiger Honor!

Excelsior!

Goosebumps.

Eric, you are a poet, a literary legend. I cried a tear of joy after reading the brilliance of your post. Bravo. BRAVO!

Originally posted by mastawoo
Goosebumps.

Eric, you are a poet, a literary legend. I cried a tear of joy after reading the brilliance of your post. Bravo. BRAVO!

But truly, I am no more than a passing whimsy, a vapor in a strong storm, compared to the immortality that is our moral compass, our True North, our Guiding Star, that unquestioned rock on which we, the Paper Tigers, base all for which we stand: He of the Size 9 (children's) Vinyl Cowboy Boots of Moral Pulchritude and Approbation, our Drunken Cowboy!

All laud and praise to He Of The Oozing Orifices!

Dance puppets. Dance!

Originally posted by Primate
Dance puppets. Dance!

You'll want to climb down from that one-trick pony, knuckle-dragger. It passed tired long ago.

Originally posted by Primate
Dance puppets. Dance!

I know. It's silly. We tried to ignore it. But we are driven to it. We find the Cowboy irresistable. We know we're falling into a trap but if it's wrong, I don't wanna know what right is. CPU's dedication to Cowboy is like unconditional love.

Originally posted by Boomy
Originally posted by Primate

Dance puppets. Dance!

I know. It's silly. We tried to ignore it. But we are driven to it. We find the Cowboy irresistable. We know we're falling into a trap but if it's wrong, I don't wanna know what right is. CPU's dedication to Cowboy is like unconditional love.



lol

Never heard of CPU until this thread, tbh.

Originally posted by EricMN
Originally posted by Primate

Dance puppets. Dance!

You'll want to climb down from that one-trick pony, knuckle-dragger. It passed tired long ago.

Aren't you just the cutest little thing.

Originally posted by Primate
Originally posted by Boomy

Originally posted by Primate


Dance puppets. Dance!

I know. It's silly. We tried to ignore it. But we are driven to it. We find the Cowboy irresistable. We know we're falling into a trap but if it's wrong, I don't wanna know what right is. CPU's dedication to Cowboy is like unconditional love.



lol

Never heard of CPU until this thread, tbh.

Interesting.