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Eight-year olds, Serge.

The Kai > Eight-year olds

Originally posted by orcinus
Eight-year olds, Serge.

What's a... pederast, orcinus?

Originally posted by Skanker irl
The Kai > Eight-year olds

Serious question ... How many eight year olds would it take to beat up the entire Kai roster?

Well, let's assume the fight was held under the official rules listed on this website:
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

The entire roster...

I'm going to say...700 or 800. Some of us are highly trained in the martial arts so we'd be able to take on an army of the little bastards. And Erica is surprisingly badass when she gets angry.

I think there would be many legs a swept in the battle.

Originally posted by Skanker irl
Some of us are highly trained in the martial arts so we'd be able to take on an army of the little bastards.

You're the Cobra Kai. Shouldn't ALL of you be highly trained in the martial arts?

Originally posted by David Amazing
Originally posted by Skanker irl

Some of us are highly trained in the martial arts so we'd be able to take on an army of the little bastards.

You're the Cobra Kai. Shouldn't ALL of you be highly trained in the martial arts?

yeah well, shut up.

Originally posted by Skanker irl
Well, let's assume the fight was held under the official rules listed on this website:
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

The entire roster...

I'm going to say...700 or 800. Some of us are highly trained in the martial arts so we'd be able to take on an army of the little bastards. And Erica is surprisingly badass when she gets angry.

Being aware of the website merits style points. Consider them awarded.

Originally posted by JSSynister
Originally posted by David Amazing

Originally posted by Skanker irl


Some of us are highly trained in the martial arts so we'd be able to take on an army of the little bastards.

You're the Cobra Kai. Shouldn't ALL of you be highly trained in the martial arts?

yeah well, shut up.

Sounds like we just found the one kid who keeps the Kai from being a 100% leg-sweeping machine.

David Amazing, apparently you are not only a monster defensive end, but you are a remarkable super-sleuth as well. You just went "Perry Mason/Ben Matlock-getting-them-to-confess-on-the-stand" all over JSSynister's melon.

Someone's gotta be a white belt. They can't all strike first and strike hard.

Originally posted by Serge
Someone's gotta be a white belt. They can't all strike first and strike hard.

Your quality control sucks arse.

Originally posted by JuniorMcSpiffy
Originally posted by Serge

Someone's gotta be a white belt. They can't all strike first and strike hard.

Your quality control sucks arse.

lol

Originally posted by Skanker irl
Well, let's assume the fight was held under the official rules listed on this website:
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

The entire roster...

I'm going to say...700 or 800. Some of us are highly trained in the martial arts so we'd be able to take on an army of the little bastards. And Erica is surprisingly badass when she gets angry.

I can take 29 5 year olds in a fight, whats that average out to w/ the 8 year olds?

Your mom can take more.