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Originally posted by stat2883
GG Blitzin
GG, looks like im still struggling with rushing QBs lol
GG Blitzin
GG, looks like im still struggling with rushing QBs lol
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Originally posted by *Birdman*
Good game Monarchs! Fish offense was looking stupendous today.
Yep. My defense will kind of suck due to a different approach. Should be better come playoffs but I am a broken record when it comes to that lol.
Good game Monarchs! Fish offense was looking stupendous today.
Yep. My defense will kind of suck due to a different approach. Should be better come playoffs but I am a broken record when it comes to that lol.
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Originally posted by R007C
am i the only one that doesn't have a multi?? lol
joking..mostly
I have multis but that's my son lol.
GG Tokyo. Your guys are faster quicker stronger and smarter than mine so we are cooked.
am i the only one that doesn't have a multi?? lol
joking..mostly
I have multis but that's my son lol.
GG Tokyo. Your guys are faster quicker stronger and smarter than mine so we are cooked.
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Season 120 Peewee Uprising!! Week 2 Power Rankings!!
Excellent week of dotball! Great wins by Blitzin and Tokyo!
1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Shame on you terrorizing those poor innocent college children! Well actually college kids are punks so fine job scaring the living crap out of them! They ran like the saw a ghost when the enchanted scythe flew through the wall! Fun times messing with the youth and power running right down the field.
2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- I would be lying if i said we didn't enjoy gobbling up the butterflies every time they fly over the ditch. They taste like shit and are poisonous but we live in the outflow of a sewage plant, so those are just minor issues for us. Fun times in fish land so far this season!
3. Buckhead Royal Knights- Up to #3 already, Knights are feeling like it will be a cake walk right back to the top of the rankings, roll out the red carpet the Royal ones want the throne back. Beating the Yaks is not always easy for Buckhead so i am sure they will enjoy it and the lovely new Yak hair cape is looking stunning. I will tell you this the Fish and Reapers will be having no part of you getting your old digs back, so get used to the 3 spot!
4. London Pee Wee Monarchs- So much for the racing pumps with stripes, better go back to the plain ol cleats. The Monarchs were fluttering happily along when a lovely 28" two headed Brown trout snatched them right out of the air and into the Ditch they went. The same stupid, stinky, smelly nasty place that they have ended up in the past three seasons. Oh to pave over this whole damn place and build a castle!
5. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Coach Kline's DOTs sent the Mustaches all the way off the charts and into peewee silver! Way to go Coach! The DOTS bounce back with 690 yard of offense and cruise to an easy win. Team captain Leland Wesley was seen after the game at a local hardware store buying up all the Roundup in sight, not sure what he is planning?!!
6. Blitzin' Dots- Wow! What was that! The Dots just had what has to be their biggest win ever! Their passing game exploded, avereaging 8.5 yards a pass is impressive at this point. Blitzin' proving they are not just going to settle for a 5th or 6th place finish and are going to make a run this season! Great win!
7. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- Well the junior college kids ran into a division 1A team this week. They tried stinky socks and bong clouds and spiked drinks, but nothing worked and when a giant flying scythe broke through the dorm room wall it was every man for themself and Coach Jason could not get them to reassemble.
8. Tokyo Godzillas- Thank you Tokyo for that win! Beta conference had been wanting to see those stockings! Ta Handy QB led the way to victory with every pass hitting its target only 10 drops from the receiving core kept him from a perfect game! Godzillas are off to a fine start!
9. Arctic Snow Bears- Still stunned from the JUCO stench perhaps or maybe those little Dot like candies they got into were spiked with something. I am not sure what is happening in Snow Bear land, White Lightning is looking really nice, but the defense is not holding up their end of things. Sure Coach stat will be having a team meeting that the players would rather skip!
10. Rome Gladiator Yaks- You do make a fine looking cape! All furry around the edges and so warm and toasty. I know you hate being wrapped around the Knights and keeping them so cozy and comfortable. You will get them next time and reclaim your fine fur and dignity.
11. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- Wow fishnets and heels! Our field maintenance crew is looking fine out there today! Hubba hubba! What will get added to the wardrobe if they lose again in game 3? Which they will if those CBs don't figure out how to get a PD. Oh wait, its the pubic hairs they are playing, no outfit changes this week just an easy win!
12. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Welcome Bouncing ones! I would enjoy you a lot more if you were bouncing melons, but pickles are cool too!
Also receiving votes!
Berlin Mustaches- Screw it, i am tired of making stupid facial hair jokes and Berlin is lame this season so i hereby DEMOTE them!! We ain't waiting for the end of the season for the real thing, if you want in these rankings you better at least participate in the league!!
Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks
Excellent week of dotball! Great wins by Blitzin and Tokyo!
1. Arctic Circle Grim Reapers- Shame on you terrorizing those poor innocent college children! Well actually college kids are punks so fine job scaring the living crap out of them! They ran like the saw a ghost when the enchanted scythe flew through the wall! Fun times messing with the youth and power running right down the field.
2. Irridescent Ditch Fish- I would be lying if i said we didn't enjoy gobbling up the butterflies every time they fly over the ditch. They taste like shit and are poisonous but we live in the outflow of a sewage plant, so those are just minor issues for us. Fun times in fish land so far this season!
3. Buckhead Royal Knights- Up to #3 already, Knights are feeling like it will be a cake walk right back to the top of the rankings, roll out the red carpet the Royal ones want the throne back. Beating the Yaks is not always easy for Buckhead so i am sure they will enjoy it and the lovely new Yak hair cape is looking stunning. I will tell you this the Fish and Reapers will be having no part of you getting your old digs back, so get used to the 3 spot!
4. London Pee Wee Monarchs- So much for the racing pumps with stripes, better go back to the plain ol cleats. The Monarchs were fluttering happily along when a lovely 28" two headed Brown trout snatched them right out of the air and into the Ditch they went. The same stupid, stinky, smelly nasty place that they have ended up in the past three seasons. Oh to pave over this whole damn place and build a castle!
5. Mr Coach Kline's DOTS- Coach Kline's DOTs sent the Mustaches all the way off the charts and into peewee silver! Way to go Coach! The DOTS bounce back with 690 yard of offense and cruise to an easy win. Team captain Leland Wesley was seen after the game at a local hardware store buying up all the Roundup in sight, not sure what he is planning?!!
6. Blitzin' Dots- Wow! What was that! The Dots just had what has to be their biggest win ever! Their passing game exploded, avereaging 8.5 yards a pass is impressive at this point. Blitzin' proving they are not just going to settle for a 5th or 6th place finish and are going to make a run this season! Great win!
7. Coach Jason Browns JUCO Stogies- Well the junior college kids ran into a division 1A team this week. They tried stinky socks and bong clouds and spiked drinks, but nothing worked and when a giant flying scythe broke through the dorm room wall it was every man for themself and Coach Jason could not get them to reassemble.
8. Tokyo Godzillas- Thank you Tokyo for that win! Beta conference had been wanting to see those stockings! Ta Handy QB led the way to victory with every pass hitting its target only 10 drops from the receiving core kept him from a perfect game! Godzillas are off to a fine start!
9. Arctic Snow Bears- Still stunned from the JUCO stench perhaps or maybe those little Dot like candies they got into were spiked with something. I am not sure what is happening in Snow Bear land, White Lightning is looking really nice, but the defense is not holding up their end of things. Sure Coach stat will be having a team meeting that the players would rather skip!
10. Rome Gladiator Yaks- You do make a fine looking cape! All furry around the edges and so warm and toasty. I know you hate being wrapped around the Knights and keeping them so cozy and comfortable. You will get them next time and reclaim your fine fur and dignity.
11. Peewee's Biggest Adventure- Wow fishnets and heels! Our field maintenance crew is looking fine out there today! Hubba hubba! What will get added to the wardrobe if they lose again in game 3? Which they will if those CBs don't figure out how to get a PD. Oh wait, its the pubic hairs they are playing, no outfit changes this week just an easy win!
12. Hartford Bouncing Pickles- Welcome Bouncing ones! I would enjoy you a lot more if you were bouncing melons, but pickles are cool too!
Also receiving votes!
Berlin Mustaches- Screw it, i am tired of making stupid facial hair jokes and Berlin is lame this season so i hereby DEMOTE them!! We ain't waiting for the end of the season for the real thing, if you want in these rankings you better at least participate in the league!!
Thunder Mountain Turtlebacks
Edited by *Birdman* on Apr 14, 2026 20:01:27
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LMAO. Outstanding write up but get my pin up in heels and stockings off ur wall.
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Originally posted by R007C
am i the only one that doesn't have a multi?? lol
joking..mostly
I've been around forever man! Since I was a kid.
am i the only one that doesn't have a multi?? lol
joking..mostly
I've been around forever man! Since I was a kid.
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