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The Concept vs Mavericks 4th Q and ending was INSANE. GG to both teams.

Biff Barf here! I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! Today with my illustrated colleague
= That's "Illustrious" Biff.
Yeah, what ever, my partner in crime, Spaceman Spiff. Well lets see which way the winds of fortune do blow in the wind league. You know Spiffster, I wonder why more politicians don't play in the Wind league. I mean, they are full of hot air and can change direction so quickly depending on which way the political wind is blowing. Heck, they'd be naturals!
= Uh, you're serious aren't you...
Anyway, All our divisions finally have front runners and even the wild card race has a team on the inside track!
= Yes, the-
Oh, we're out of time for commentary. Let's get straight to the action!

Wind (of change) League
Alpha Division
1 . . 03 Skers . . 4-2-0
2 .. The Concept .. 3-3-0
3 AGLB2Guide(Open Builds) 1-5-0
4 Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-5-0
03 Skers snatch victory away from the Luna Wolves, 7-0.
= The Luna Wolves Defense did everything it could to bring the W home. Nine sacks, 2 INTs, 2 FFum recoveries, yet it still wasn't enough. Worn down by the last two minutes in the fourth, they were forced to watch as 03 Skers' QB Jammal Lord threw a pass with 1:26 left to TE JB Phillips, for a 13 yard go ahead touchdown!

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 6-0-0
2 Burger King Whoppers 4-2-0
3 Blitz Ain't Dead 3-3-0
4 ..Luna Wolves.. 1-5-0
Oklahoma State Cowboys get smashed by the House Of Drunken Lads, 7-69.
= The stats tell the whole story here. HB Sterling Archer had 168.5 RecYds, 3 RecTD, another 94 RushYds 17 BrkTks, and 9 1stDns. DE Don Waterman had 2 FFums, 3.5 Sacks, 2 Hries, and 8 RCakes. CB Devante Thurman added a PRTD and only had to field two KRs. All three were respective MVPs, all three play for those Drunken Lads.
Turbo Techies Take an L, super sized by Burger King Whoppers, 9-17.
= The BK Whoppers take sole possession of the pole position in the Wild Card race with this one. The Whopper Defense again handed the team the win despite their own offense scoring only 17 by holding a bend but don't break style against the Techies' offense. The D held the Techies to just a FG in the first, all the way until the fourth, when Turbo finally broke through for a TD, then failed the XP...
Phoenix Scorpions are stepped on by Blitz Ain't Dead, 0-37.
= Five minutes into the first quarter the Blitz Ain't Dead Special teams scored a 22 yarder. The Blitz never looked back after that. HB Matthew Germ was on the top of his game as he ran for 198 rushing yards, 3 rushing TDs, 13 1stDns, and then added another 75 yards receiving (109.5 YAC but a few neg. plays cost him yardage and also catching behind the LOS) Sure he lost all 3 fumbles he had but still!

Gamma Division
1 Louisville Mavericks 5-1-0
2 .. Turbo Techie s.. 3-3-0
3 Death Valley Heat 3-3-0
4 Phoenix Scorpions 2-4-0
A GLB2 Guide (Open Builds) wilt in OT against the Death Valley Heat, 10-16.
= Wait what?! A CPU SS wins DMVP with an INT and a pivotal OT FFum and recovery?! Sure the HB for the Heat also got the MVP nod but he was not as shocking a turn of events as the C.P.U. player actually doing something in this league. I doubt we'll see it again. Not even a prodigy either! Later he was quoted as saying," Bzzz Rrrrrr beep beep shshshsheeeeeeeeee squak!"
The Concept catch a L at home against the Louisville Mavericks, 21-24.
= Let's not try any FGs and then go into into the last 11 minutes of the game up by only four, what a concept! I'm sure they didn't think that but it's what happened as Mavericks' QB Ethan Cipher IV drove his team down the field, then with only 15 second left to spare, threw a pass to BTE Rafael Vendaval, who made the 11 yard touchdown catch to save the day!

I love Biff Barf and Spaceman Spiff! Excellent work as always, my friend!

It's a Heavy Rain day, may we all pray to RNGesus that it favors us.

GG Techies

Originally posted by Mons00n
GG Techies

GG I hate the rain.

Originally posted by Beer League All-Stars
GG I hate the rain.

Should due away with weather all together

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all that sweet stanky cheesy news and barfing it back at you! My college
= He meant Colleague...
Like I said, my Colleague, Spaceman Spiff, and I can only watch and wonder as this week's games unfolded. Upsets galore!
= "Could only", and the only reason is because I wasn't offered a contract to play so, yeah that. I'm a HB\QB if you're wondering. My buddy Hobbs is a Linebacker\cereal killer...
Don't you mean serial?
= No, he really likes those Frosted Chocolate Covered Sugar Bombs for breakfast.
He does indeed. Alpha Division is settling in an orthodox manner, Beta is no longer unreachable and Gamma is a chase pack nicely bunched up behind the leader.
= Merry Christmas Eve to all you agents and owners!!!
Let's get straight to the action!

_-=" (earth) Wind (and fire) League "=-_
Alpha Division
1 . . . 03 Skers . . . 5-2-0
2 ... The Concept ... 3-4-0
3 Ce M'est a Vis (Open Builds) 2-5-0
4 Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-6-0
Death Valley Heat were frost bitten in OT by the 03 Skers, 10-13.
= The Heat thought they had this game figured out. Threw for over a 61.5% completion rate and powered a 1 yard TD in the 1st quarter. Their defense held the Skers to a manageable 3.5 yards per carry average while sputtering the Skers' passing attack to a mere 19 of 50 attempts... But that's why they play the game! In heavy rains, the 03 Skers surged in the second for 10 unanswered points, then held the Heat to only a second half field goal to force OT. On their second drive in OT, Kicker Sandro DeAngeles kicked a 31 yard field goal for the walk off winner after missing an earlier 41 yard attempt... The Heat's punter might lose his job over this. Any punters on the market?
Burger King Whoppers were eaten alive in the fourth quarter by the Ce M'est a Vis (Open Builds), 13-17.
= (Open Builds) haven't had a lot to cheer this Christmas season having won only one game while the Whoppers were in command of the Wild Card race and on a roll, or a bun, one of those. But that's why they play the game! In heavy rains. Unveiling a late offensive attack here before unknown, QB Improving Is Winning handed off to HB Join the GLB2 Academy Discord for a 3 yard touchdown! K Study The Best. Ask Questions then kicked the go ahead extra point, and added a late FG to seal the deal! Upset complete!

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 6-1-0
2 Burger King Whoppers 4-3-0
3 . Blitz Ain't Dead . 4-3-0
4 . . Luna Wolves . . 2-5-0
Blitz Ain't Dead resurrect their season, this time against The Concept, 10-0.
= In a rain soaked (see a theme here?) slobber knocker of a defensive struggle the blitz ain't dead, but The Concept's offense is! Both defenses put in 3 quarters of a perfectly pitched shut out. The problem for the Concept is it's a four quarter game. What a concept! Four and a half minutes into that final period, the Concept's DT The Lagoon forced a hurried pass by QB Eli Grant to HB Matthew Germ, who made the catch and then high tailed it for a 50 yard gain and a touchdown! Kicker Byron Hickey added a 41 yard field goal at the 2 minute warning for insurance as BAD was bad to the bone in this one.
Luna Wolves buffer overload attack the Turbo Techies, 31-7.
= QB Horus Lupercal threw for 244.5 yards and 3 TDs as the Luna defense pounced on three forced fumbles and leaped up to steal an INT on this wet and wild rain challenged game. The techies just couldn't get their footing as the Wolves scored in every quarter holding Turbo to a lone TD in the third.

Gamma Division
1 Louisville Mavericks 6-1-0
2 .. Turbo Techies .. 3-4-0
3 .Death Valley Heat. 3-4-0
4 .Phoenix Scorpions. 3-4-0
Louisville Mavericks pull a "little big horn" on the Oklahoma State Cowboys, 34-3.
= The Mavericks defense ambushed the Cowboys' O as DE Nguvu Nyota led the way with 2.5 Sacks, a FFum, 5 Hurries and a pass defensed. The Mav D ended the day with seven sacks, two INTs, and two FFums recovered by them. With water pouring from the heavens, Louisville chose to run. And run they did as HB Mason Cascade Rushed for 312.5 yards, 3 RushTDs, 11 Broke Tackles, and 12 First downs.
House Of Drunken Lads get upset, stung, and pinched by Phoenix Scorpions, 14-23.
- How do you score on a drunken sailor? How do you score on a drunken sailor? How do you score on a drunken sailor, earli in the morning? If your the Scorpions, the team not the band, you let the Drunken Lads jump out to an early 14 point lead in the first. Then you real them in in the second to go into half time all knotted up, at the half, tied, half way through the game neck and neck... Soaked and wet with a sense that just maybe you can pull off the UPSET OF THE CENTURY by having the cellar dwelling Phoenix score three unanswered field goals on the leg of Kicker Marty Minnich who goes 3 of 4 attempts in the pouring down heavy rain. He was one of the few bright spots this season for them as he's was 12 of 16 prior to this day. So a no-brainer there. But the D shutting out the House Of Drunken Lads after that first quarter was just unexpected.

Pure holiday ass whoopin by them Phoenix scorpions! GJ man.

= Spaceman Spiff in da Howse! Me and my man Biff bringing it, yeah, we bringing it!
From the company Christmas party he means... Ooo I want one more of those holiday hit brownies you brought Ginger...
= Can't get enough of that Rum punch/Eggnog mmmm, hits the spot. Anywho Biff give us that hook!
Biff Barf here! I'm soaking up all that Holiday cheer and barfing it back at you!
= Ew. Not that hook the other one.
Oh, um... Let's get straight to the action!

'=- Wind(s of change) League -='
Alpha Division
1 03 Skers 6-2-0
2 The Concept 4-4-0
3 Ce M'est a Vis (Open Builds) 3-5-0
4 Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-7-0
Blitz Ain't Dead but they wish they were after heartbreaking loss to 03 Skers, 0-7.
= It all came down to the final drive of the game. BAD is trailing by just one score. It's a touch so an FG won't cut it, they have to go for gold. They only got a minute and fifty seconds to make it happen but due to a masterful job by the D (all day I tell you, all day!) They start at the 03 Skers' 41. Using both of their last time outs, and mostly riding the legs of HB Matthew Germ, they grind out a 9 play drive to the 03 Skers' 14 yard marker. Thirteen ticks left, second and 10 since the last play was clocking the ball, should have only enough time for two plays left, running is NOT an option. Double tight, 2 wide, single back balanced formation. Looks like they could go run or pass out of this but everyone in the stands and at home watching knows better. Skers go base 4-3, 2 man on the D. QB Eli Grant back to pass, HB scampers to O's left as LDE Adam Carriker forced a hurried pass by Eli to TE TE 1, who cut to the post at the three! double covered by LOLB AND the SS, he still makes the catch at the one for a 13 yard gain and a first down! Oh, but they needed 14 for the score! Tackled by LOLB Daniel Bullocks with NINE SECONDS LEFT! The Blitz scramble to the LOS. They can't get set in time, wait, WHAT!? Game over man, it's GAME OVER!
Phoenix Scorpions get no Merci beaucoup in loss to Ce M'est a Vis (Open Builds), 10-20.
= (Open builds) ran for over 200 yards and their D generated 7 sacks and held Phoenix to a FG until trash time as they win this one in a walk.
Turbo Techies take a turbulent tumble in tussle with The Concept, 24-30.
= Play the game to win? What a concept! Another wild finish! The Concept scored 2 TD in a span of one minute and seven seconds to tie the score at 14. The problem was they scored their first TD with a minute, fifty one seconds on the clock. In those remaining 44 seconds the Turbo Techies took the ball to The Concept 24 yard line where they had Kicker XB-500 "Rosey" attempted a 42 yard field goal, and it was good! AND that was just to end the first half! Um, they go back and forth the rest of the game with occasional scores which leads to a tie after the end of the 4th... Oh, The concept win the toss, receive the kick off and march down the field to a super long drive taking over half the OT period. QB The Director handed off to HB The Feint for a 4 yard touchdown to win the game!

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 7-1-0
2 Burger King Whoppers 5-3-0
3 . Blitz Ain't Dead . 4-4-0
4 . . .Luna Wolves. . . 2-6-0
Burger King Whoppers have it their way against the Oklahoma State Cowboys, 31-0.
= OK State laid a whooper of an egg in this one. BK ride a balanced attack with 180+ yards on the ground, 163 through the air and the D generates 9 sacks plus 4 INTs! One of those was a pick six by CB4 Chance Allen!
House Of Drunken Lads stomp out the Death Valley Heat, 43-10.
= After the embarrassing loss to Phoenix last time they were on the field, what did you expect, pink elephants to come flying out that cheerleader's fat
Ooookay, I'll take it from here Spiff. And please, cut him off from the eggnog. House wins.

Gamma Division
1 Louisville Mavericks 7-1-0
2 Death Valley Heat 3-5-0
3 Turbo Techies 3-5-0
4 Phoenix Scorpions 3-5-0
Luna Wolves get got by Louisville Mavericks, 0-27.
let's see, two first half FGs by K Neymar Estrondo, check. HB Mason Cascade runs for 185.5 RushYds, 11 BrkTks, and a RushTD, check. The Mav's D hurry Luna's QB 17times, sack him 4 times, and most importantly pitch a shut out, Check. Looks like the Mavericks check all the boxes for a win.

Hope you all had a Merry Christmas every body!

Love it!

Great review, love me some spaceman spiff and biff

Originally posted by Mons00n
Great review, love me some spaceman spiff and biff

agreed

This is Spaceman Spiff doing a Special report by... uh, er, Spaceman Spiff. (Who wrote this, Biff?)

State of the League with Spaceman - oh to heck with that!

- = - Wind(y Teams) League - = -
Alpha Division
The Division is one of the toughest to be in with three of the four teams all within reach of the title with just 5 games to go.
1 03 Skers 6-3-0
The team to beat in the division. They do it with a rather sub-par yardage wise offense but average in scoring. The defense at least has a solid pass coverage unit that anchors a very stingy scores against D. Bend but don't break baby!
2 The Concept 5-4-0
Be good at the normally good things in Rookie ball? What a concept! The Concepts O is all about that base running attack and poor treble passing. Don't knock it since they get'r done scoring wise! D compliments them being tough against the run and meh against the pass and points against, but they cause Turn-overs so watch out!
3 Ce M'est a Vis (Open Builds) 4-5-0
The offense goes to an even more extreme than their rivals, The Concept, by passing just to keep the D honest and running like they got Earl the Pearl Campbell in the backfield. This is complimented with a Defense that goes contrary to conventional wisdom and clamps down on passing attacks yet giving way to yardage on the ground while openly attacking to strip the ball. The rush is stout so they blitz no doubt.
4 Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-8-0
The odd team out when it comes to the standings. Owner, TheBigBo14, owns every nut, screw, and washer in this franchise driven mad by his going AWOL. What can I say, things could be better if he shows back up.

Beta Division
Following Alpha's example Beta takes it even further with a second place team that would be first in Alpha and a first placed team that rides the top record in the league. Even third place feels they can make it there!
1 House Of Drunken Lads 8-1-0
An Elite passing attack, with a capital E, is meshed with a powerful running game for these happy/mad drunks. They score at will, though I'd hate to be named Will and see these guys coming at me. The defense is just as stout against the run as most solid defenses are in rookie ball and stiffen up even more against scoring threats. You got to feel for Os that find themselves having to throw against this coverage unit's ball hawks.
2 Burger King Whoppers 6-3-0
The BK Whoppers way is to be Kings of the defensive day with a stellar coverage and stout run D. This leads to few points against while their offense grinds out a powerful ground and pound and compliments it with opportunistic passing.
3 Blitz Ain't Dead 5-4-0
Literally they ain't, dead that is. This team may be a little um, average in the offensive categories but they reel in the Ws by keeping it real on D. That D makes scoring against them go cold as a witches tit on New Years and passing yards as hard to get hold of as the same. (If you're wondering where that saying comes from it's because witches in general are nature loving and spiritualists. In past history they were known to run around nekk'd in da forest hood, hugging trees wit them debarked sawed off low lying branches genitally sanded down for your, anyway you'd be hard pressed to get a grip of one of the chest bumpers and in winter, if you did, well, you figured it out.)
4 Luna Wolves 3-6-0
In Gamma they'd be right in the midst of the pack but here they're the odd team out. The whole offense is kinda sus. Only the run game has a little juice for the caboose. It's the D that is the star of the show here but they get hung out to dry and run down because of the lack of O production, so... yeah that.

Gamma Division
Kinda like the old Black & Blue Division here. Only one will likely make it out alive and that'll be the Div winner. Who is walking away with this one so far with a chance to lock it up if they win tomorrow and the rest of the division loses out. Win just two more of five to go and it's a wrap.
1 Louisville Mavericks 7-2-0
An even more extreme version of the Whoppers offensive game plan with even more extreme winning results. The defense though is not as effective as the Whoppers but when you're winning who gives a ... hoot (don't pollute).
2 Turbo Techies 3-6-0
Totally tubular when they should have gone with transistors... The Techies have a very effective passing attack at the cost of the ground and pound. This has led to a mediocre scoring result. The Defense though gets run down as they end up with their Processors on high heat for far too long.
3 Death Valley Heat 3-6-0
Not exactly cookin' with crisco. The offense is average through and through yardage wise and this has made them ineffective when it comes down to crossing into the promised land. The Defense finds themselves on the wrong end of the ground and pound too often due to trailing but generally hold out until, they don't. Got to get that O cooking on high heat...
4 Phoenix Scorpions 3-6-0
3:41 The Scorpions Believe In Love of the game, but the Wind Of Change hasn't been kind to them. But oh the Humanity, Send Me An Angel of mercy when their somewhat sub-par team hits the field! Their offense might play Under The Same Sun as the rest of the league but they tend to not get the production out of play calling like the rest of us... The Defense wants to play under those Big City Nights, but their pass coverage is struggling and they're out on that field too long. They can Rock You Like A Hurricane if you sleep on them and they get in a Rhythm (Of Love) but, usually every man, Woman, and child in the stands seems to know what they are play calling.
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Well done! Not how I like my BK Whoopers