Warrior General Games

Originally posted by TDiddy8701
I typically do my best gameplanning drunk, as I won't overthink like I would otherwise

I have a feeling Saturday will be one of those games, so we shall see

The point being made there wasn't that I gameplanned drunk, but that there were no plans put in at all. Hence MO vs. Rollout and whatever the hell defense was called against Ashland from Omaha's side. At least it ended up as a decent back and forth game in the end. I really didn't think Ashland stood a chance when I seen the game had been played knowing their default settings.

10-0, and despite all the wins - Duo and Mysterio have STILL never touched a female.

Originally posted by Couchduck
10-0, and despite all the wins - Duo and Mysterio have STILL never touched a female.

First your kicker makes three 50 yard field goals against my vet team, then you help Mysterio and Duo with their lame jokes? Friendship over!

Originally posted by Couchduck
10-0, and despite all the wins - Duo and Mysterio have STILL never touched a female.

See you soon for the fuckenings.

It's gameday!

http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/990/1070

Originally posted by Galactic Empire
It's gameday!

http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/990/1070


You lose by 30 don't even have to watch the game

PORNs average margin of victory is 35 points. Considering Empire is an average at best team right now id expect PORN to either keep or raise that average after today.

Originally posted by Galactic Empire
It's gameday!

http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/990/1070


Live stream please for the lulz

Originally posted by jfbueno
PORNs average margin of victory is 35 points. Considering Empire is an average at best team right now id expect PORN to either keep or raise that average after today.

Empire lost to legacy's dynasty...


Porn wins by 40

GE held to negative yards


(my honest prediction)

Originally posted by Galactic Empire
It's gameday!

http://glb2.warriorgeneral.com/game/compare_teams/990/1070


Dear god, is PORN's rush defense that damned good? PORN has GAINED 11.5 yards when their league opponents are on offense and try and run.

Originally posted by Absolut Zero
Dear god, is PORN's rush defense that damned good? PORN has GAINED 11.5 yards when their league opponents are on offense and try and run.

They have given up 221 yards of rushing for 1.2 yards per attempt. Pretty good rush defense. Then again the only rush heavy team they have faced is Ronin I think? The rest have been pass or balanced teams.

Regardless I would guess GE has another 0-3 points today and gives up at the very least 20+.

The number of games we have lost equals the number of times a woman has desired my company

Originally posted by Absolut Zero
Dear god, is PORN's rush defense that damned good? PORN has GAINED 11.5 yards when their league opponents are on offense and try and run.

Sack numbers skew it a bit but yeah PORNs run defense hasn't made it easy for anybody so far. Good sign considering the amount of heavy run teams in rookie.

The crowd is starting to fill the Death Star. Empire's Zone Strikes Back is looking for the biggest upset in GLB2 rookie history. The band enters the field and starts to play...the crowd is starting to get restless...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M

Meanwhile, in the Empire's locker room, Coach GE enters. The players have their game face on...staring into space...picturing how the game will play out...

Coach GE, "It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. MEN! Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back!"

Players start rumbling..."Yea...let's kick some ass!"

Coach GE, "They can't stop our defense...the top defense in all of GLB2!!!"

The players start yelling and head butting each other...getting hyped up!

Coach GE starts the march out of the tunnel, leading his players on to the field with the band playing Jedi Temple March.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFOo86PDDuE

The stadium is now packed with a sold out, record crowd of over 1 million. A chant begins to resonate throughout the Death Star and can be heard as far away as Tatooine: "We want PORN! We want PORN! We want PORN!"