Warrior General Games

Originally posted by irresistible_force
Offtopica Miracle
There are only so many miracles to go around. You got a few but not enough to make it to the playoffs. Lots of new players, agents , plays, and formations. Seems it was too much to get all in sync. But it was a good attempt. We expected to see some mini-helmet games that never came. Maybe you are building up to come back in two seasons. Either case, GL to you sir and this team in the future!!!!


Good point. Probably should have thrown a helmet in there. But 5-11/6-10 ain't making the playoffs either. Better to hoarde for 38.


Thanks for the write ups, very entertaining and clearly a ton of work.

The World League writeup......................(the playoffs are here!!!!!)

The UPSET BUFFET IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!!!

Here is what I predicted!!!!

17 - 20 South Side Mafia vs. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
18 - 14 Coxsackie HOOD Hugos vs. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
28 - 10 Graz Grizzlies vs. Cincinnati Shockers
16 - 27 STEEL City Mafia vs Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

Here is what actually happened................................

South Side mafia beat the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry WOW!!!! WOW!!!!!
Unbelievable!!!!! Simply unbelievable!!!! We told Hogwarts that the SIM has flaws and that South Side Mafia was coming to win!!! South Side has been playing so hard and well that we had to apologize to them. And the SIM in this game was not giving up anything. Notice the number of "turnover on downs" on the 4th and shorts. SIM was giving up Nothing!!!! But the SIM does what the SIM does. Plays like the ones listed here should have never happened according to Hogwarts..
This play should not happen... http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2386556&pbp_id=7059116 But it did........
And this one.... http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2386556&pbp_id=7060629 into double coverage...
And this one.... http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2386556&pbp_id=7061329 into double coverage.....
I could go on............ But one question above all others..... Why the go for it on 4th down with 2:44 left in the fourth quarter? Or no FG attempt with 30 seconds left in the game? But I digress......
Seems the Super Massive Black hole of SSM had one hell of a game!!! . But I digress!!!!
The experts will be looking into the coulda-woulda-shoulda of this game for some time after this. On the bright side it is not as bad as QB's running in circles or CB's running off the field. Another season has passed for Hogwarts!!!!! Potter graduates and it is time to sing the swan song for you!!!! GL next season!!!! As for South Side Mafia....... Well Done!!! We believe that was a smack down!!!!! GL next game!!!!!!




Coxsackie defeats the Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!!
The defending WL champions from last season go down to their old nemesis in an epic game of "wills"!!! Can you say that revenge is sweet!!!! It certainly looks that way. Tie game going into the 4th with Coxsackie pulling the TD out to win it!!!! Well Done!!!! Well Done!!!! Just a great game!!!!! << Cannot stop crying!!!!!! >>Was just such a great game!!!!! It is the only game I have been to where the fans yell BONG!!! when the other team is stopped for a first down!!! interesting. Word on the street says that JT put that whole strategy together for this game!!! In either case, Well done!!! HHWC has not taken this lightly and wants to know how your player called "Do Not Fall Down stairs" caught so many passes in heavy coverage!!!! HHWC will get over it being the champions they are!!! No 2-peat for you!!!! See you guys next season!!!! As for Coxsackie, seems the TE Devon Snowden was the MVP and was carried off the field on the shoulders of the other Coxsackie players. GOOD GAME SIR!!!! DAMN GOOD GAME!!!! We liked that 39 yard TD catch!!!! EPIC in my book!!!! GL next game Coxsackie!!!!



The Shockers beat the Graz Grizzlies WOW!!!! WOW!!! WOW!!!
We told the Grizzlies that a loss in round 1 when in the first seed will hurt more. I am sure it does. You guys played your hearts out all season and in the most brutal and true WL fashion. Even DPRIDE of UFC had something to say to commend your team. No "precious" this season for you. You will have to watch from a distance. What's that? music? Oh...swan song started!!!! And Cincinnati does it again. Seems that game 3 was no fluke!!! They put the Gizzlies back into hibernation!!! WOW!!! We thought the Grizzlies would take this game but Cincinnati just manhandled, or should I say bear-handled, it away from them. The running games were shut down but the Cincinnati passing game could not be stopped to the tune of 447 yards!!!! WOW!!! GL next season Grizzlies!!! As for Cincinnati, did you know that the Mojo won in Zeta? I thought you did!!! This was a great game!!!! CIN-Shock in full effect!!!! GL next game. I will leave this post with one word before the mic hits the floor...... and silence!!!
SHOCKING!!!





Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated defeats Steel City Mafia Expected!!!!
This game was all evil Inc. From the start to the finish. We heard that there were no fans in the stadium for Steel City. Evil has its perks I guess. The "Truth" hurts, we know. Pounds like a hammer sometimes.... nothing more to say here. See you next season Steel City. Great season and kudos for a well played season. But we told Evil inc this would be no cake walk and they brought their A game. 7steeladonis and the OC were not taken lightly!!! As they say in the bowels of the Evil inc.... HAMMER TIME!!!!! Well Done!!!! GL next game!!!!




I think that is it for the words.....................My predictions for the 2nd round are in.........

23 - 21 South Side Mafia vs. Cincinnati Shockers
35 - 10 Coxsackie HOOD Hugos vs. Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated



Congrats to the Round 1 winners.......

Suffer baby Suffer to the Round 1 losers!!!!!


Good luck next round in the playoffs everyone.
THIS IS WORLD LEAGUE!!!!! NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!

Game Face!!!!! .

2nd round on the 4th.

I wonder if anyone will GP for it at all?

Originally posted by Primate
2nd round on the 4th.

I wonder if anyone will GP for it at all?

I would have....*pout*

so many smilies I love it

irresistible_force 4 WL mod

Originally posted by jdbolick
irresistible_force 4 WL mod

definitely. i think he has the record for most text posted in one WL season. and they were actually good too.

i know he has the record for most smileys posted in one season

The World League writeup......................(the playoffs are here!!!!!)

AND THEN THERE WERE 2......................

Seems the UPSET BUFFET IS STILL OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!!!!!

Here is what I predicted!!!! (How could I be so wrong and so right at the same time?? )

37- 27 Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. Cincinnati Shockers


Here is what actually happened................................
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated beat the Cincinnati Shockers WOW!!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!! WOW!!!
Both teams brought their A-Game to the field on this one. So no fluff, animated characters funny lines, joke references, or quick remarks. I am just going straight to the game on this one. The first quarter saw The Shockers with the opening drive which ended with an interception at Doof's 12. That was a tough throw in almos quadruple coverage. The SS reacted very quickly on that on. Good defense and nice play by Double Agent 0-0. That was a game possible changer...but who knew? Then is was more 1 punt to you, you punt to me. No scores in the 1st as each team was trying to assess weakness. The MB's played like they should for both teams and the 68 yard FG attempt was missed. Too long for Madison. You knew that. 2nd quarter came in with Cincinnati driving down the field....then the brak. http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2388789&pbp_id=7646274. Nice pass by Jow Montana and catch by Sean Dane Jr. 2 more plays and TD. Shockers on the move. But Evil inc is no slouch and Captain Hood responds as to why this team is in the conference chamionship. http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2388789&pbp_id=7646537 Well done. The captain continues the momentun with some good runs and key passes, some into double coverage. Doof responds with a TD on this play. http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2388789&pbp_id=7646788 And so it continues as the Shockers turn into more passing and extend their lead by 6 as The Captain continues to asses but unable to score. Shockers up by 6 going into the 3rd. Doof starts the 3rd with a TD on a spectacular pass by Captain Hood. http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2388789&pbp_id=7648061. Nice throw. Shockers reply with a TD, capitalizing on a fumble by Doof and we head into the 4th with the Shockers still up by 6. At this point it seems that Captain Hood is on fire and as long as he passes, they got it. As seen by this play on this 4th quarter drive... http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=2388789&pbp_id=7649517 I cannot say that the coverage was bad in any way shape or form..., but WOW!!!!! WORLD LEAGUE!!! Where the build is EVERYTHING!!! Now Doof is up by 1 with 5:52 to play. Still plenty of time and who knew you could fit 26 more plays into this. Well it did. The Shocker turn the game up a notch. QB Joe Montana drives down the field to the opponent's 33.5 yard line. It is 3rd and 6 with 1:27 left. Call the play..... Doof makes a capital one mistake and does not cover the TE. He is yelling. Large Farve is right in front of QB Joe Montana but he does not see him. An easy first down or a possible TD is lost. (Had to use an animation there!!!) They settled for a FG but that was a possible game changer. << rest of line left intentionally blank to contemplate!! >>
Shockers up by 2 with 1:18 left in play. Captain Hood, who I think is the MVP of the game, quickly goes to work dissecting the Shockers defense with perfectly timed, short yardage, crossing patterns to get key first downs with minimal clock usage. The game comes down to a clutch FG by Kicky M'Junk 2.0 with 23 seconds left. And that is it folks. SIM stopped working after that. It was a great game. Super exciting 4th quarter. GL next season shockers. it was a great run. If only we saw that TE in the flats........ We will be thinking on that one for a while. In my words to Cincinnati ..... Un-Shocking!!!! So Un-Shocking!!! To the Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated team, well played. The 4th quarter, it was HAMMER TIME GL in the League Championships.



I think that is it for the words.....................My prediction for the League Championship is in..........

24 - 28 Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies vs Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated


Congrats to the round 3 winners.......

Suffer baby and Suffer More to the round 3 losers!!!!!


Good luck next round in the League Championship!!! . We, in Alpha are one, and we all work for DOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED!!!!
THIS IS WORLD LEAGUE!!!!! NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!

Game Face!!!!! .

shockers taking gold