Originally posted by Sarg01
Zeta Conference Power Rankings - Week 3
THE DEFENDER
1. Melbourne Thorny Devils - The best passing offense and the third best running offense combined with the best defense and big blow out wins means another week at the top for Melbourne. They continue to face top competition this week in the NMI Ramekins.
THE CONTENDERS
2. Tonga Thunderbirds - A big win puts them back in the #2 spot, largely on the strength of the conference's best rushing roster.
3. El Fuego - Another week, another big win. This has the fires riding a little higher in the power rankings than their 7th ranked roster may be able to support long term.
4. NMI Ramekins - They'll have their hands full this week. They should have enough offense to score the first points of the season on the Thorny Devils, but can they stop the relentless Melbourne attack?
5. Bikini Atoll Mushroom Clouds - After processing the week 2 roster changes, it turns out last week's Shrooms-Bandits game was actually between the fifth and sixth best rosters in the league, so even if the win was smaller than they were probably expecting, it was still a quality victory.
6. Dunedin Wolverines - Nothing like a 21-point win to stop your slide in the power rankings. Dunedin still has one of the top 3 offensive rosters in the conference.
7. The Four Horsemen - Well, if they didn't like my #4 ranking last week, this one'll sting. Not as bad as that shutout loss to Melbourne, though. They've got the weakest passing roster of the contenders and it cost them in this one.
IT WAS JUST A FENDER-BENDER
8. Coney Island Warriors - A wrathful Tonga was not kind to them this week. They shouldn't be too down, though: There's only two teams in the conference with that level of defense, and if they see Tonga again, it'll be in the playoffs.
9. Chinese Bandits - Their big recruiting drive paid off in the roster score, but will it be enough to let them hang with Dunedin. They need a win in a big way.
10. Christchurch Knightmares - Important week for the Knightmares, as they face Coney Island, a team they stack up well with. Will the Warrior's rushing attack prove to be too much for the Knightmares? Stay tuned to find out!
NEED TO BECOME BIG SPENDERS
11. Redscape Diplomats - The season was always going to be a bit tough for them, but now that they've dropped two to teams close to them in the power rankings, Redscape had better be working on a plan B. Week 4 in Cimmeria suggests their losing streak will end, but a tough middle of the schedule after that could leave them vulnerable to the black hole of low morale.
12. Tasmania Sand Gnats - A soft middle schedule may be enough to get them back into it, but they need more talent to capitalize, especially in the area of pass defense.
13. Uluru Rockies - They need more power for their roster. The good news is they have Cimmeria this week, which should be plenty winnable. It's a little easier to recruit FA when you have a 2-1 record.
14. Mauna Kea Chenabogs - With games against the Shrooms, Coney Island and Tonga coming up, they better be recruiting now. The more the losses pile up, the harder it will be to land talent.
15. Cimmerian Barbarians - The only question here was to put them in this section or the last one. Since they're coming off what is likely to be their only win of the season (absent major roster moves), I'm being a bit generous.
RETURN TO SENDER
16. FPQA Ronnie Rockers - Well, it looks like they won't be held scoreless all season - they did manage a field goal in Cimmeria.
Only win of the season??
Nah. We'll sneak in and steal another from one of you over confident man riders.
We suck today, but we'll get there. Someday.
Zeta Conference Power Rankings - Week 3
THE DEFENDER
1. Melbourne Thorny Devils - The best passing offense and the third best running offense combined with the best defense and big blow out wins means another week at the top for Melbourne. They continue to face top competition this week in the NMI Ramekins.
THE CONTENDERS
2. Tonga Thunderbirds - A big win puts them back in the #2 spot, largely on the strength of the conference's best rushing roster.
3. El Fuego - Another week, another big win. This has the fires riding a little higher in the power rankings than their 7th ranked roster may be able to support long term.
4. NMI Ramekins - They'll have their hands full this week. They should have enough offense to score the first points of the season on the Thorny Devils, but can they stop the relentless Melbourne attack?
5. Bikini Atoll Mushroom Clouds - After processing the week 2 roster changes, it turns out last week's Shrooms-Bandits game was actually between the fifth and sixth best rosters in the league, so even if the win was smaller than they were probably expecting, it was still a quality victory.
6. Dunedin Wolverines - Nothing like a 21-point win to stop your slide in the power rankings. Dunedin still has one of the top 3 offensive rosters in the conference.
7. The Four Horsemen - Well, if they didn't like my #4 ranking last week, this one'll sting. Not as bad as that shutout loss to Melbourne, though. They've got the weakest passing roster of the contenders and it cost them in this one.
IT WAS JUST A FENDER-BENDER
8. Coney Island Warriors - A wrathful Tonga was not kind to them this week. They shouldn't be too down, though: There's only two teams in the conference with that level of defense, and if they see Tonga again, it'll be in the playoffs.
9. Chinese Bandits - Their big recruiting drive paid off in the roster score, but will it be enough to let them hang with Dunedin. They need a win in a big way.
10. Christchurch Knightmares - Important week for the Knightmares, as they face Coney Island, a team they stack up well with. Will the Warrior's rushing attack prove to be too much for the Knightmares? Stay tuned to find out!
NEED TO BECOME BIG SPENDERS
11. Redscape Diplomats - The season was always going to be a bit tough for them, but now that they've dropped two to teams close to them in the power rankings, Redscape had better be working on a plan B. Week 4 in Cimmeria suggests their losing streak will end, but a tough middle of the schedule after that could leave them vulnerable to the black hole of low morale.
12. Tasmania Sand Gnats - A soft middle schedule may be enough to get them back into it, but they need more talent to capitalize, especially in the area of pass defense.
13. Uluru Rockies - They need more power for their roster. The good news is they have Cimmeria this week, which should be plenty winnable. It's a little easier to recruit FA when you have a 2-1 record.
14. Mauna Kea Chenabogs - With games against the Shrooms, Coney Island and Tonga coming up, they better be recruiting now. The more the losses pile up, the harder it will be to land talent.
15. Cimmerian Barbarians - The only question here was to put them in this section or the last one. Since they're coming off what is likely to be their only win of the season (absent major roster moves), I'm being a bit generous.
RETURN TO SENDER
16. FPQA Ronnie Rockers - Well, it looks like they won't be held scoreless all season - they did manage a field goal in Cimmeria.
Only win of the season??
Nah. We'll sneak in and steal another from one of you over confident man riders.
We suck today, but we'll get there. Someday.