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piiyb_i_will
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Originally posted by thegenerel
Originally posted by piiyb_i_will

There are exercises you can do to tighten and strengthen your muscles and this will make your boobs feels firmer and more perky.

If you put your hands together in front of you and tense the muscles in your chest - these muscles will make you boobs move or jump a little. If you do 3 or 4 reps of 50 every day, this will improve your muscle tone and firm everything up.

Also, a decently fitting bra will help support you and help stop gravity do its job.

Plenty of moisuriser will help your skin retain its elasticity too although I'm not entirely convinced that these so call "firming creams are really worth the money you shell out for them.
Have you ever wanted to have a strong man in your arms? Not sexually of course thats homo but just the feeling of being safe? The feeling of knowing someone cares for you enough to protect you. I dunno if its because I'm high as hell or if this is some deep surpressed feeling of not getting hugged as a child from my father. I'm not homo since I have sex with my girlfriend almost every night and have not want to be with another guy but sometimes I feel kind of jealous of my girlfriend, because as she lays her head on my chest I wonder, I wonder how it must feel to be her, knowing that I would glady throw myself in harms way to insure her safety. Its just not fair, they say women have it hard but real men have it harder. I just don't know what to do with my life anymore guys...


Even if you've been masturbating for years, a little variety never hurt anyone. Have you tried using different kinds of lube when you masturbate? Most men have tried some form of lubricant, but surprisingly few women have. Try a couple of different brands and types... a little moisture adds a lot to the experience. What about sex toys? Many women have tried vibrators, dildos and clitoral stimulators, but few men have tried sleeves or penis pumps--all of which can be a lot more fun than your bare hands. Whether you're a newbie or a pro at self love, relax, take your pants off, and try some of these tricks for a zestier solo sex experience.



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GH-Mongo
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I remember when this forum used to be about GLB.

Ah, those were happy days...
 
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Originally posted by BigCountry
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lol i for one don't need the link...i can already figure that he's probably about 16 years old and that might be stretching it...by his ranting and raving idiotic tactics of trying to aggrivate people by continuously saying waaaah...makes me believe that if he was older than 16...then he obviously shouldn't be.

as far as looks i like the clown pictures better because that's what he is....

a clown.


and is our new mascot.


Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out.




Holy freeking shizzle brah. you have serioz potential
 
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Originally posted by shepz
Originally posted by BigCountry

Originally posted by Devin00


lol i for one don't need the link...i can already figure that he's probably about 16 years old and that might be stretching it...by his ranting and raving idiotic tactics of trying to aggrivate people by continuously saying waaaah...makes me believe that if he was older than 16...then he obviously shouldn't be.

as far as looks i like the clown pictures better because that's what he is....

a clown.


and is our new mascot.


Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out.




Holy freeking shizzle brah. you have serioz potential


Here's what you do. Wait until he's passed out, then hide a nickel in his anus. Later, ask him to let you borrow a nickel. When he says that he doesn't have a nickel, pull the nickel out of his anus. He'll think that you're a wizard. Whenever he doesn't want to f*ck, you can threaten to turn him into a frog.
 
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