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Originally posted by BuddyHorn
Jimmy turner 251 yds , but in a losing battle. Austin gave it the ol college try.

Watch out for Chet to Jimmy next year!

Chet is one of the lower lvl'ed QB's but has really been coming along the latter part of the season. Hell most of the QB's in the top 10 have the benefit of playing at least half a season last year. Chet's a rookie and had an abysmal start at that.

Next year you be seeing alot of Chet to Jimmy.

Jimmy for 251, wow, thats a helluva player right there. And watch that yac climb next year!

Jimmy Turner put up 251 against a 13-3 team.
DR TRAN ... 2 catches.

128 catches (8.5 catches/game)
1629 yards (108.6 yds/game)
12.7 yds/catch (4.6 avg YAC)
11 TDs

Pro-Bowl Lock.

Turner is the truth. I have been saying so for a while.

Big Tuna didn't lead the conference AND have the #2 and #4 rushers in the conference to share TD's with jk

Come on Stace, there is no denying Big Tuna. You have had a good year the Tuna just had the nuts all year.

Hey, I gotta stand up for myself

Besides..he has 2-3 levels on me considering I just leveled tonight...

not to mention, less pressure

Dean 27 hurries and 11 sacks
Tuna 6 hurries and 4 sacks

I think I will just rename myself MorewithLess

Dont go all hollywood on me Romo. lol

Originally posted by BuddyHorn
Dont go all hollywood on me Romo. lol

speaking of..I know I need to recoup some energy...so Jessica and I are heading to the beach for a lille R&R before the playoffs...you don't mind do ya?

Oh no. You sure you dont want to stay at the ranch and study some game film on Omaha?

Originally posted by Whatsdafus
my picks are much better....

- Iowa jones,,, 16 fumbles. 124 more carries for only 360 more yards... horrible thats 2.9 yards needs per carry for steve blazer just to tie him. when steve is running for almost 4 yards a carry.

- Jimmy Turner 15 drops. also 50, thats right fifty more passes and less TD's, and less YAC the weeze.

- Bangs McCoy, 105 more snaps... only 9 more pancakes... wow. Matty Birk is better

- Crne Quam VS Jack Brimmstone. 98 pancakes to 75.. big difference BUT 943 to 655 is a bigger difference. Just cause i didnt pick your own player, doesnt mean you need to get all pissy. Jack Brimmstone is better

- Trykon Krelfor vs Malcolm McPancake 75 to 71 pancakes close one. BUT 974 to 786 isnt. Malcolm McPancake is better.

Thanks for the props bro....

Originally posted by Angry Buccaneer
Originally posted by GnarKillNole

Originally posted by Angry Buccaneer


that is a terrible list.


It's based on the Eastern teams, hence why you don't see someone praising your little team in it.

Feel free to do an Eastern Pro Bowl selection if you are so opinionated about it.


fair enough. didn't see that it was Eastern Conference only.

Originally posted by Whatsdafus
My Wests pro bowl picks...
Every west team owner should do this....

Offense

QB - Even tho he was on a team that had a massive oline and a chimp could have played qb for... he did put up the #'s one would expect.
QB- Big Tuna. Tallahassee Seminoles

HB - This one was tough. I liked Iowa jones till i saw that he had 130 more carries then everyone else, yet didnt put up all that much yardage. I had Two running backs who i felt were the primary reason of their teams offense's success even tho they both were spliting carries with other backs. Those two were Hodges Mitchell and Steve Blaze.... my choice will go to this back cause his team won more and he was and is their primary offensive source. without him, they wouldnt be where they are.
HB- Steve Blazer. Chicago Bears

FB- This is tough. Not only do i want a guy who can run the ball, but i want a guy who puts defenders on their asses when he is opening holes for the HB. Now one might be like Peter DeLangley did alot of yards... no pancakes.. alot of tackles for loss and thats more of a HB then a FB. Same could be said for my #2 runner up Chicken Bonz. So that leaves my probowl bad ass FB
FB - Eric Wolfe. Tallahassee Seminoles

WR- After going thru all the data... this was easier to pick then i thought it would have been. my 2 selections for wide receiver are...
WR1- Wayne Weeze. Tallahassee Seminoles
WR2- Nacho Pappa. Omaha Mavericks

TE - This again came down to 2 TE's that i saw stand out from the rest. One put up 637 yards from 66 catches for 3 td's with 4 broken tackles, 1 fumble recover and a tackle to boot. The other put up 586 yards from 58 catches for 4 td's 2 pancakes, with 8 broken tackles, 4 fumble recover, a forced fumble on offense and 3 tackles... im going with TE #2.
TE - Leon Phoenix. Chicago Bears

OT - I wish there was a Sack allowed stat, so i will have to go by the only stat we have.... pancakes. Now one might be like well Trykon Krelfor has the most out of all tackles.... but the 2 i selected were #2 and #3 in pancakes for a tackle and they did that with almost 200 less snaps then Trykon Krelfor... funny thing is, they both play for the same team.
OT1 - Kevin Pierpoint. Texas Roughnecks
OT2 - Malcolm McPancake. Texas Roughnecks

G - These two guys dominated the pancake scene.... and there is no one i would pick over them.
G1 - Jack Brimmstone. Caribbean Sphere
G2 - Steven McKenzie. San Francisco Stonecutters

C - Center position was an easy pick.
c- Matty Birk. The Real Austin Longhorns

Defense

NT - To me a great NT is someone who clogs the running lanes, gets a ton of tackles for loss, makes backs drop the ball, a sack every now and then and totally screws up another teams running attack. There was three guys who were a close call... but this is my man.
NT - Jake Rock. Houston Orangebloods

DT - To me a great DT is someone who clogs the running lanes, gets a ton of tackles for loss, makes backs drop the ball, a sack every now and then and totally screws up another teams running attack
DT - Rodrique Wright. The Real Austin Longhorns

LDE - My Left defensive end has to be able to eat up all the HB's that come their way. going thru all the teams left ends i came to 3 guys who stood out. Nitsud Skraps, Banana Joe Fuld and Sticky Wang. The guy i picked not only wraped everyone up that came his way, he terrorized qb's, forced fumbles and even got a interception.
LDE - Nitsud Skraps. K-Town Hates Phil

RDE - Right defensive end doesnt for some reason get the glamore and shots lde gets in glb (dont ask why). But i want a guy who can play just like a left end. RDE are asked to do more coverage so i want a guy who gets tackles, gets to the QB, and can knock down the ball. The 2 guys i saw that did all of this are... Rob York and Drunken McScotch. im going with....
RDE - Drunken McScotch. Caribbean Sphere

LB'ers - to me a linebacker needs to be oldschool... hit everything that moves and makes sure it doesnt want to come back again. These guys hit everyone so many times... their momma didnt want them to play football anymore.
LB1 - Chauncey Hamilton. D.C. Sonics
LB2 - Tort Feasor. San Francisco Stonecutters
LB3 - Scott Badalamenti. Chicago Bears

CB's - I like guys who shut WR's down, knock the ball down... pick it off and all around are solid players.
CB1 - Evil Deon. Houston Orangebloods
CB2 - Kimbo Harding. Chicago Bears

FS - A free safety to me is the center fielder. he is floating in space waiting to react to what the offense does. So a Free safety to me should have a nice amount of tackles, a ton of PD's and a INT here and there. This guy did it all.
FS - Rodney Wlliams. The Real Austin Longhorns

SS - Strong safety is the MLB of teh secondary. he need to crush everything that comes in his area. On a losing squad, this guy should be the leading tacklers for his team. But the guy im picking isnt on a losing squad or a bad defense. So what that tells me is he is flying all over the feild, beating great players to the ball to make those tackles. Not to mention that this guy could almost be a shutdown corner.
SS - Ford Harper. Tallahassee Seminoles

Special Teams

Kicker- I hate kickers. they are useless. If they make it, well you were supposed to, your a kicker. If they miss it.. they get cut. This guy hit everything (81% of the time) and even hit 3 from 50+..... thats close to being clutch.
Kicker - Tom Foolery. Caribbean Sphere

Punter - One of the most important parts of football is field position. The battle of pushing your team further and further into the opponents field maked a punter a huge asset or a huge problem. This guy hooked his team up all year long.
Punter - Punty McPunt. Caribbean Sphere

Kick Returner - This is the guy, who after his team lets up a score, has to answer the bell. He is the first strike to dictact if the team will put points back up on the other team. This guy gave his team great field positions all year.
Kick returner - Sly Foxe. San Francisco Stonecutters

Punt Returner - There is nothing like forcing an offense off the field to punt the ball... and having a guy return it to where the ball was or further down the field! This guy kicked so much ass returning punts... that he even scored!
Punt Returner - Gigantic African. Tallahassee Seminoles

/signed

Originally posted by otmalize
Originally posted by Whatsdafus

My Wests pro bowl picks...
Every west team owner should do this....

Offense

QB - Even tho he was on a team that had a massive oline and a chimp could have played qb for... he did put up the #'s one would expect.
QB- Big Tuna. Tallahassee Seminoles

HB - This one was tough. I liked Iowa jones till i saw that he had 130 more carries then everyone else, yet didnt put up all that much yardage. I had Two running backs who i felt were the primary reason of their teams offense's success even tho they both were spliting carries with other backs. Those two were Hodges Mitchell and Steve Blaze.... my choice will go to this back cause his team won more and he was and is their primary offensive source. without him, they wouldnt be where they are.
HB- Steve Blazer. Chicago Bears

FB- This is tough. Not only do i want a guy who can run the ball, but i want a guy who puts defenders on their asses when he is opening holes for the HB. Now one might be like Peter DeLangley did alot of yards... no pancakes.. alot of tackles for loss and thats more of a HB then a FB. Same could be said for my #2 runner up Chicken Bonz. So that leaves my probowl bad ass FB
FB - Eric Wolfe. Tallahassee Seminoles

WR- After going thru all the data... this was easier to pick then i thought it would have been. my 2 selections for wide receiver are...
WR1- Wayne Weeze. Tallahassee Seminoles
WR2- Nacho Pappa. Omaha Mavericks

TE - This again came down to 2 TE's that i saw stand out from the rest. One put up 637 yards from 66 catches for 3 td's with 4 broken tackles, 1 fumble recover and a tackle to boot. The other put up 586 yards from 58 catches for 4 td's 2 pancakes, with 8 broken tackles, 4 fumble recover, a forced fumble on offense and 3 tackles... im going with TE #2.
TE - Leon Phoenix. Chicago Bears

OT - I wish there was a Sack allowed stat, so i will have to go by the only stat we have.... pancakes. Now one might be like well Trykon Krelfor has the most out of all tackles.... but the 2 i selected were #2 and #3 in pancakes for a tackle and they did that with almost 200 less snaps then Trykon Krelfor... funny thing is, they both play for the same team.
OT1 - Kevin Pierpoint. Texas Roughnecks
OT2 - Malcolm McPancake. Texas Roughnecks

G - These two guys dominated the pancake scene.... and there is no one i would pick over them.
G1 - Jack Brimmstone. Caribbean Sphere
G2 - Steven McKenzie. San Francisco Stonecutters

C - Center position was an easy pick.
c- Matty Birk. The Real Austin Longhorns

Defense

NT - To me a great NT is someone who clogs the running lanes, gets a ton of tackles for loss, makes backs drop the ball, a sack every now and then and totally screws up another teams running attack. There was three guys who were a close call... but this is my man.
NT - Jake Rock. Houston Orangebloods

DT - To me a great DT is someone who clogs the running lanes, gets a ton of tackles for loss, makes backs drop the ball, a sack every now and then and totally screws up another teams running attack
DT - Rodrique Wright. The Real Austin Longhorns

LDE - My Left defensive end has to be able to eat up all the HB's that come their way. going thru all the teams left ends i came to 3 guys who stood out. Nitsud Skraps, Banana Joe Fuld and Sticky Wang. The guy i picked not only wraped everyone up that came his way, he terrorized qb's, forced fumbles and even got a interception.
LDE - Nitsud Skraps. K-Town Hates Phil

RDE - Right defensive end doesnt for some reason get the glamore and shots lde gets in glb (dont ask why). But i want a guy who can play just like a left end. RDE are asked to do more coverage so i want a guy who gets tackles, gets to the QB, and can knock down the ball. The 2 guys i saw that did all of this are... Rob York and Drunken McScotch. im going with....
RDE - Drunken McScotch. Caribbean Sphere

LB'ers - to me a linebacker needs to be oldschool... hit everything that moves and makes sure it doesnt want to come back again. These guys hit everyone so many times... their momma didnt want them to play football anymore.
LB1 - Chauncey Hamilton. D.C. Sonics
LB2 - Tort Feasor. San Francisco Stonecutters
LB3 - Scott Badalamenti. Chicago Bears

CB's - I like guys who shut WR's down, knock the ball down... pick it off and all around are solid players.
CB1 - Evil Deon. Houston Orangebloods
CB2 - Kimbo Harding. Chicago Bears

FS - A free safety to me is the center fielder. he is floating in space waiting to react to what the offense does. So a Free safety to me should have a nice amount of tackles, a ton of PD's and a INT here and there. This guy did it all.
FS - Rodney Wlliams. The Real Austin Longhorns

SS - Strong safety is the MLB of teh secondary. he need to crush everything that comes in his area. On a losing squad, this guy should be the leading tacklers for his team. But the guy im picking isnt on a losing squad or a bad defense. So what that tells me is he is flying all over the feild, beating great players to the ball to make those tackles. Not to mention that this guy could almost be a shutdown corner.
SS - Ford Harper. Tallahassee Seminoles

Special Teams

Kicker- I hate kickers. they are useless. If they make it, well you were supposed to, your a kicker. If they miss it.. they get cut. This guy hit everything (81% of the time) and even hit 3 from 50+..... thats close to being clutch.
Kicker - Tom Foolery. Caribbean Sphere

Punter - One of the most important parts of football is field position. The battle of pushing your team further and further into the opponents field maked a punter a huge asset or a huge problem. This guy hooked his team up all year long.
Punter - Punty McPunt. Caribbean Sphere

Kick Returner - This is the guy, who after his team lets up a score, has to answer the bell. He is the first strike to dictact if the team will put points back up on the other team. This guy gave his team great field positions all year.
Kick returner - Sly Foxe. San Francisco Stonecutters

Punt Returner - There is nothing like forcing an offense off the field to punt the ball... and having a guy return it to where the ball was or further down the field! This guy kicked so much ass returning punts... that he even scored!
Punt Returner - Gigantic African. Tallahassee Seminoles

/signed

Those are all wonderful picks, but you say "Even tho he was on a team that had a massive oline and a chimp could have played qb for... he did put up the #'s one would expect"

Then you got to give some of our big uglies some love for the Pro Bowl, Tuna sat back there all day all season b/c of them and we averaged the most yards per carry rushing b/c of them.

Log Pincher and Bangs McCoy are our two leaders and should be locks imo.Log Pincher lead the league in Pancakes.

I picked the best i felt for every position.

If you had the 2nd best player at every position... wouldnt you be dominate?

You did a really good job, just saying our strength is our o-line, so at least someone from our o-line should get some votes imo.Tuna was onlu hurried 6 times the whole year!