Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Slothrop

1x K = who cares


Dont let wayniac hear you say that Monoxide Child is like his baby

lol!

Originally posted by Slothrop

I will honor the rule of not voting for my own players (sorry Focker).






NP, it's the thought that counts!

Originally posted by Rodhands
Originally posted by Slothrop


1x K = who cares


Dont let wayniac hear you say that Monoxide Child is like his baby

hahahhaha yea wtf football is a kicking GAME!!

Originally posted by Narsil
Originally posted by gbyankees

LMFFAO at some of these responses!!!

It's all bullshit! LOL!!!

Personally, I couldn't care less if anybody from my team gets elected to a fake Pro Bowl in a fake game. LMAO!
Oh, you back stabbing.....

Please, ignore him. He knows full well that if there's a whiney, sniveling thread about a fake Pro Bowl and Narsil Badman gets 5 fake Pro Bowl votes, then my contract stipulates that I immediately get bumped up to Vegas whores and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale instead of the Compton crack whores and Old Milwaulkee he's been supplying since the season began.

Yeah, Damnit!!! LMFAO!

Alright, OK. I'm not going to get all pissy about it. Narsil deserves to go to Hawaii.

Just don't tell the others what incentives I put into your contract. They'll run my fat ass bankrupt.

Originally posted by indymajor
also on WRs, Robo Kuty. i think you guys forgot about running man. here are there stats. side by side ill let you make the call.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=161268
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=72007

running man has more yards and Tds than any other receiver in the conference. come on guys i know you hate us but come on. lol

And yet when you played us, Nizhny, I held you down to one of your worst games of the season with Dorito Kleckner on CB, plus picked an interception off you in that same match.

I give you props though, going in to the game, I know I had to man up when going up against Robo Kuty since he was one of the top WRs in the conference at the time.

Originally posted by dorito
Originally posted by indymajor

also on WRs, Robo Kuty. i think you guys forgot about running man. here are there stats. side by side ill let you make the call.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=161268
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=72007

running man has more yards and Tds than any other receiver in the conference. come on guys i know you hate us but come on. lol

And yet when you played us, Nizhny, I held you down to one of your worst games of the season with Dorito Kleckner on CB, plus picked an interception off you in that same match.

I give you props though, going in to the game, I know I had to man up when going up against Robo Kuty since he was one of the top WRs in the conference at the time.

You played us well. However, you forgot that our roster has changed since then.

Originally posted by thewiz1
You played us well. However, you forgot that our roster has changed since then.

Yes don't forget the pro-league ringers.

My votes with reasons, which took alot of time so please read and see if you agree.

QUARTERBACK (1)
Throw Far (Tallinn Kings)
---Without a doubt the best quarterback. His 27/8—TD/INT ratio combined with only being sacked once and hurried 13 times makes him the best.

RUNNINGBACK (1)
JJ Jacobson (
---Averaged 22.8 carries, scored 21 touchdowns, leading the pack by 6 scores, and while he was at it, he decided to go ahead and score one as a receiver to show how versatile he truly is for the Mukachevo Siege.

FULLBACK (1)

WIDE RECEIVER (2)
George Orwell (Moscow Thunder)
---Only Eastern Europe AA #3 receiver to reach the 1,000 yard mark and caught double-digit touchdowns.

Prime Time Hester (St. Petersburg Piranhas)
---It was a hard choice between Blitzie Kriegie and PRIME TIME HESTER but in the end the following categories won me over: Yards/Game, Yards per Catch, and Average Yards After Catch. Combined with his 10 touchdowns, it was clear to see that HESTER was a key factor in St. Petersburg Piranhas perfect 16-0 season.


TIGHT END (1)
ReFFi Wade (Percival Dungeoneers)
---Another tough choice between two outstanding tight ends. It came down to Obama For Yo Momma of the Odessa Turtles and ReFFi Wade. In the end I chose ReFFi due to his 11.8 yards per catch combined with his ability to actually move the chains after the catch. Although he had one less touchdown, I felt that ReFFi was more effective for his team because his 27 pancakes (compared to Obama’s 2 pancakes) showed he was also involved in helping his team succeed in all areas, not just in one.

CENTER (1)
Flo Giebel (Berlin Rebels)
---Between Giebel and Bo Rhodes (Dungeononeers), I went with my gut on this one. I felt that although Giebel had 5 less pancakes in just as many games, it was his ability to stay in the game longer that proved how much more valuable he was to his team’s ability to move the chains. Percival ran a total of 1636 offensive plays, 756 of which Rhodes was involved in, meaning he only played 46.2 percent of the snaps. Meanwhile, the Berlin Rebels ran 1564 offensive plays, 945 of which Flo Giebel participated in, giving him 60.4 percent of the snaps.
Honorable Mention: Dave Ruud (Tallinn Kings)

OFFENSIVE GUARD (2)
Carlos Coy (Scranton Invaders)
---I knew after the first game that this guy would be leading the charge. He racked up 44 pancakes against the Volograd Power and then walked off the Invaders field after pancaking my Black Sea Rebels 32 times. Without a doubt the BEST guard in all of Eastern Europe. Period. When you adjust for the two games that Carlos Coy was not around at the beginning of the season, he participated in 67.4 percent of the Invaders offensive plays, averaging an almost devilishly 66.6 plays per game.

Jabba D’Hutt (Scranton Invaders)
---Coy’s teammate joins him and with very good reason. He, too, joined a bit later, in time to take on my Black Sea Rebels, where he accounted for 90 snaps out of the Invaders 92 offensive plays, recording 12 pancakes in the process. He would finish out the season with 105 pancakes in 13 games. Overall, when you adjust for the three games he was not around, he tallied 66% of offensive plays for the Scranton Invaders, good enough for 65.8 plays per game.

OFFENSIVE TACKLE (2)
Pudding Anthony (Scranton Invaders)
---It should come as no surprise to see Pudding’s name up on this list, let alone another Scranton offensive lineman. It’s very difficult to have even one offensive lineman make the Pro Bowl roster so it’s all the more impressive when a single team has THREE offensive linemen make the list. He ranks second overall in pancakes, a measly 48 pancakes below his good buddy, Carlos Coy. While certainly not under-appreciated, it’s certainly not hard to quantify just how important he was to Scranton’s success. Combined with Carlos Coy and Jabba D’Hutt, all three paved the way for the Invaders’ runningbacks to go for 2,901.5 yards, good for third in the league, as well as opened up enough holes to record 31 touchdowns on the ground, good for 5th in the league. And while the Scranton Invaders might’ve employed a rushing style of offense, their passing game was nothing to glance past as they averaged 38.7 attempts while only allowing 4 sacks total. It would be absurd to say this offensive line was ordinary.

Pancake Wallace (Percival Dungeoneers)
---It’s pretty difficult to write up a Pro Bowl report without including many of the league’s players from the best teams. Although I would have liked to see a higher percentage of plays that Wallace was involved in, when your team leads the league in offensive plays by a margin of 49 plays, there is not much more you can ask for. Out of the total 1636 plays that the Dungeoneers’ offense called during Season 2, Pancake Wallace found himself involved in 54.5 percent of the snaps. When you consider that Percival averaged 102.2 snaps per game and that Pancake Wallace was averaging 55.8 of those snaps, and finally considering that the Dungeoneers at an astoundingly perfect 16-0, then despite the fact that he played only 54.5% of the offensive plays, Percival had quite possibly some of the greatest depth along their offensive line.




DEFENSIVE TACKLE (2)
Matt Tusher (Scranton Invaders)
---Fifty-nine tackles, check. Three sacks, check. One deflection, check Eleven forced fumbles, check. WAIT-A-ONE-WHOLE-MINUTE there! ELEVEN! forced fumbles!! Without a doubt, the Scranton Invaders have themselves a defensive force and without a doubt he’s the most feared defensive tackle in all of the land.

D’Run Stuffer (Stockholm Stingers)
---When a team finishes 9th in your conference with an 8-7-1 record, you don’t usually find many people from that team making the Pro Bowl roster. However, I consider this player to be the exception. While his stats were not gaudy in nature, he was an important contributor to his team’s successes.

Honorable Mention
Flannery O’Flannery (Athens Hoplites)
---His tackle numbers were far too low for my liking but it appears he was a role player, although a very important role player. His 11 hurries, 4 sacks, and 5 forced fumbles can attest to his importance.

DEFENSIVE END (2)
Alanzo Blackman (Percival Dungeoneers)
---Defensive ends were hard to judge since there were very few sacks amongst the defensive ends, which is odd because it is possibly the single most important stat when judging this position. Alanzo led all defensive linemen … with six sacks. However, when you account for his 29 hurries, that makes up for the lack of sacks.

J Pep (Uniontown Blue-collar Bruisers)
---It was hard not to include Percival’s other defensive end, Bubba Goldstein, but after thinking long and hard, I chose J Pep’s 14 hurries, 5 sacks, 3 deflections, 1 interception, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery. It was that simple.

LINEBACKERS (3)
Bo “The Undertaker” Ruud (The Imperfects)
---The only REAL bright-spot for the 3-13-0 Imperfects. His 107 tackles is impressive despite the fact he was on one of the worst teams but it was his ability to NEVER miss the tackle that makes me feel he deserves a nomination. Combine that with 4 forced fumbles and he’s a shoe-in.

Charlie Parker (Lisboa Navigators)
---Another good linebacker on a bad team. His 91 tackles, 6 hurries, 2 sacks, 1 interception, 3 forced fumbles were hard to pass up.

Buford Singletary (Mukachevo Siege)
---A real coverage linebacker, made 85 tackles, record 4 sacks with 3 hurries, 19 deflections, an interception, and a lone forced fumble.

Honorable Mention
Big Juggs McGee (Black Sea Rebels)
---I know I could not vote for anyone on my own team but he was without a doubt one of the best linebackers in the league last season despite having to play so many downs while heavily fatigued.

CORNERBACKS (2)
Shu Down (Prague Cowboys)
---Six interceptions, 23 deflections, 1 touchdown, 2 forced fumbles, 1 fumble recovery … combine with 81 tackles with only 1 missed tackle and you have yourself a Pro Bowl cornerback.

Leon Tolstoy (Prague Plodders)
---104 tackles, 1 missed, 55 deflections, 7 picks, 1 forced fumble

SAFTY (2)
Death Star (Athens Hoplites)
---Strong Safety with 72 tackles, 2 missed, 1 hurry, 13 deflections, 2 forced fumbles

Jeff Stiegler (Odessa Turtles)
---Strong Safety with 71 tackles, 5 missed, 9 deflections, 3 interceptions, 4 forced fumbles. I couldn’t find a free safety so I went with two strong.

KICKER (1)
Monoxide Child (Scranton Invaders)
---33 of 39 Field Goals (84.6%)
---49 of 54 Extra Points (90.7%)
---148 total points

PUNTER (1)
Bobby J (Rough Riders)
---138 punts
---28.2 yards per punt

KICK RETURNER (1)
Javon Pierce (Percival Dungeoneers)
---15 returns for an average of 44.8 per return, resulting in 671.5 yards, which is highly important for the Dungeoneers because it shortens the field for the offense which means less plays they need to run to score which in turn results in less fatigue for Percival’s offense. Now add a bit of a sugar on top in the form of 4 touchdowns out of 15 returns and you have the most dangerous and possibly the least utilized return man ever in the history of football.

PUNT RETURNER (1)
Javon Pierce (Percival Dungeoneers)
---Added two more touchdowns on punt returns. Averaged 16.2 per return on 67 returns. Javon Pierce, listed as the Dungeoneers’ third receiver on their depth chart, is a vital cog in the success of the Dungeoneers.

Nice job with the selections! Good stuff.

wow....very nice work. Also a good read.

I really can't argue with any of it.

I nominate kayg to come up with some kind of playoff preview.....

That would be very cool.

Originally posted by nautilus
I nominate kayg to come up with some kind of playoff preview.....

That would be very cool.




I wouldn't mind doing it but I will miss the first set of games since I primarily do my write-ups at work.

What I can do is a Post Write-Up of Round One and then proceed with the preview of Round Two.

That would be great.

man... that was great kaygd. can't wait for your reviews/previews