Goal Line Blitz - American Football MMORPG

snatch311
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Mar 27, 2009 02:12:38

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We play a 3-4.

Darkstrand
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Mar 27, 2009 03:48:17

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pft. It's just hilarious that you guys tried throwing that stone when you have a TERRIBLE RDE.

at any rate, klarg's packed his bags and is looking forward to spending some quality RR with his supermodel girl friend in the Caribbean. While he waits for his hardware.

Last edited Mar 27, 2009 03:48:29

D3aler
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Mar 27, 2009 04:49:33

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Originally posted by Darkstrand
Originally posted by griffin8r

Poor Klarg. His stat line for that game:

1 Tackle (RB practically ran into him)
1 Missed tackle (RB ran into him, and kept going)
1 Hurry

Zero sacks. Zero TFL. Zero FF.

Billy Lumbergh (a Riga CB) posted exactly the same line, with two more tackles, in 19 fewer plays.

Klarg needed an intervention after that game. He was trying to pull a Gomer Pyle in the locker room in post-game.

# of times portlands shitty RDE has pulled a 1 tackle or less game: 8 (more than 50% rof). (and most of those he didn't have a hurry)

Nono Klarg don't compare to somebody else.
You are supposed to defend yourselve cause those replay's do not lie....

Don't try to shift attention to someone else when you got smacked on your A##.

2 more hours.... play ball!!

griffin8r
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Mar 27, 2009 05:39:38

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Originally posted by Darkstrand
# of times portlands shitty RDE has pulled a 1 tackle or less game: 8 (more than 50% rof). (and most of those he didn't have a hurry)

What does this have to do with Klarg getting served by two 34's and a 33 OT?

Darkstrand
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Mar 27, 2009 06:44:02

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http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15757195

boom that bitch got itched

Klarg showing off his BIG SAAAAAAAAAAAACK

I'll be having my post season award reception and thread where I receive the gold trophies for each of the pass rushing categories as well as the Defensive Player of the Year award.

Last edited Mar 27, 2009 06:53:14

OSUmike03
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Mar 27, 2009 07:30:06

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You don't get awards for being on a 10th place team.

So good luck with that. That's going to be a one-man party.

Klarg is the dude who hands out notes to everyone in school saying a huge party at his house on Friday night...and no one shows up.

D3aler
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Mar 27, 2009 07:34:19

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Owww and that was the end of Klarg and his team....

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=406714

64-14!!! (and those 14 points scored in the last 7 minutes of the game).

No Playoffs, no honors for the Ravens and their loudmouth DE.... Thx for the season now shut up and let the real teams play.

Pancake 1
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15752582

Trying and trying but not quite getting there.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15752720

Pancake 2
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15752975

Pancake 3
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15753257

In all fairness this is a good play by Klarg dropping back into coverage..
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15753316

Even with the blitzing CB Klarg is not getting past the RT
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15753748

Did that ball just sail right over Klarg his head and he did not even see it

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15753853

Getting blocked by a WR???
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15753878

Pancake 4
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15754034

Pancake 5
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15754157

Again despite the blitzing corner our RT handles them both...
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15754434

Pancake 6
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15754498

Pancake 7 (just before haltime

)
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15755154

You where talking about your diving skills earlier, what where you diving for here?
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15755354

Ow man they keep trying to help Klarg with a CB blitz but both are not going past our 1 RT..
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15755415

Pancake 8
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15755501

Pancake 9 (do we need to go on....)
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15755518

Not getting past my TE and the run came straight at him

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=406714&pbp_id=15755547

Pancake 10 (double digits now...

Last edited Mar 27, 2009 09:36:00

Will__
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Mar 27, 2009 07:47:18

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Its a shame that Hate Signed has you dirtying his teams name because he seems like a good guy

D3aler
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Mar 27, 2009 07:58:38

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Everything i say is directed at him not his team.
Just to be clear on that.

Come on... look at his post, he makes 1 play all game near the end of the game lost by a mile and he post like he was killing us...
15 times Pancaked
Burned a couple of times.
Even with help could not get past our RT...

1 Sack.
2 Tackles (1 on 3rd and 2 after a 5yd rush) (the 2nd tackle is not even in the play by play list?).

So how does he think he can claim anything after those big words before..

D3aler
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Mar 27, 2009 09:15:45

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It is telling how quiet it has become since the game.
What is the matter Klarg... does your booty hurt

timg_138
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Mar 27, 2009 15:47:32

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Dude, do I smell maple syrup? Nope, It's just Klarg.

Hey D3aler, were my 3 forced fumbles boss, or what?

Say what you will about sacks, chicks dig the turnover.

Oh, and lmao and not running one pass play to prevent our guys from getting a sack.

I await some BS excuse or silence. Either will be pleasing.

Last edited Mar 27, 2009 15:53:26

TrivialG
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Mar 27, 2009 16:01:42

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Originally posted by OSUmike03
You don't get awards for being on a 10th place team.

I dunno, maybe they give a Troll or the Year award...

snatch311
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Mar 27, 2009 16:15:04

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There would have to be an alpha and zeta award, so that Robelder could pick his up.

Besides, I think the guy doesn't take himself that seriously. I think it's mostly in good fun.

D3aler
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Mar 27, 2009 16:58:49

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Originally posted by snatch311
There would have to be an alpha and zeta award, so that Robelder could pick his up.

Besides, I think the guy doesn't take himself that seriously. I think it's mostly in good fun.

I really hope so for his sake

RTS
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Mar 27, 2009 17:10:50

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Wait... I thought this has been about Klarg since around page... 3?? When did we change subjects?

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