Originally posted by Foxman
Playing GLB on her blackberry.
Marry her
Playing GLB on her blackberry.
Marry her
Last edited Mar 11, 2009 12:58:23
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Originally posted by Foxman
She could be riding the cotton pony.
Doing Lines on the toilet seat.
Reading the latest esquire edition.
Getting it on with your best friend.
Watching days of our Lives on a pocket TV.
Playing a Ghost Recon on her PSP.
Playing GLB on her blackberry.
Just some other alternatives to consider...
oh god... now you've got my imagination going. i was actually pretty content with the doodie image... and now i'm just so confused.
She could be riding the cotton pony.
Doing Lines on the toilet seat.
Reading the latest esquire edition.
Getting it on with your best friend.
Watching days of our Lives on a pocket TV.
Playing a Ghost Recon on her PSP.
Playing GLB on her blackberry.
Just some other alternatives to consider...
oh god... now you've got my imagination going. i was actually pretty content with the doodie image... and now i'm just so confused.
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by the way... 16 more posts in this thread, and you'll officially be a part of the most trafficked thread this league has seen since 7/17/08.
Balls Models
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14... i have some attention disorder, and the only cure is hyperactive forum surfing.
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doesn't have to do with lunch... but because i've been thinking about the bathroom a lot today...
when you pee in a urinal that has water at the bottom (not a cake), do you pee in the water, or against the back/porcelain? i always always always aim for porcelain, and assumed it was a no-brainer, but everytime i'm in a stall just chillin', and people come and go for a quick tinkle, i notice a LOT of people go for the water.
i would have thought the water was messier... but maybe the sound of it is so satisfying that the reward is worth the risk?
when you pee in a urinal that has water at the bottom (not a cake), do you pee in the water, or against the back/porcelain? i always always always aim for porcelain, and assumed it was a no-brainer, but everytime i'm in a stall just chillin', and people come and go for a quick tinkle, i notice a LOT of people go for the water.
i would have thought the water was messier... but maybe the sound of it is so satisfying that the reward is worth the risk?
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I'm the sick bastard that just pisses on the floor. You know the discolored grout? You're welcome.
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Real day jobs required! LOL
I just had a salami, ham, and cheese sandwich today...
Boy that imagery goes so well with the bathroom scribbles above.
I just had a salami, ham, and cheese sandwich today...
Boy that imagery goes so well with the bathroom scribbles above.
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Originally posted by Balls Models
doesn't have to do with lunch... but because i've been thinking about the bathroom a lot today...
when you pee in a urinal that has water at the bottom (not a cake), do you pee in the water, or against the back/porcelain? i always always always aim for porcelain, and assumed it was a no-brainer, but everytime i'm in a stall just chillin', and people come and go for a quick tinkle, i notice a LOT of people go for the water.
i would have thought the water was messier... but maybe the sound of it is so satisfying that the reward is worth the risk?
i agree... the porcelain is where I aim... i actually aim near the edges, so that any back splatter angles into the side walls instead of back at me.
and I agree, i think the water has more splash...and not as sanitary.
doesn't have to do with lunch... but because i've been thinking about the bathroom a lot today...
when you pee in a urinal that has water at the bottom (not a cake), do you pee in the water, or against the back/porcelain? i always always always aim for porcelain, and assumed it was a no-brainer, but everytime i'm in a stall just chillin', and people come and go for a quick tinkle, i notice a LOT of people go for the water.
i would have thought the water was messier... but maybe the sound of it is so satisfying that the reward is worth the risk?
i agree... the porcelain is where I aim... i actually aim near the edges, so that any back splatter angles into the side walls instead of back at me.
and I agree, i think the water has more splash...and not as sanitary.
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the "splashers" seem to be the health nut, gym guys that drink water all day long, and then they piss in the water so everyone can hear how big their bladders are.
Originally posted by Balls Models
speaking of coffee...
i work in a rather large office, and just went to use the restroom. as i was entering the men's room, the hottest girl on the floor goes to enter the ladies room. no big deal, there's always people going in/out/etc. thing is... i finish my business, and exit the restroom say... 10 minutes later, and she leaves at the same time. so, now i know she was makin' stink, and she knows i know.
Originally posted by Balls Models
Originally posted by Foxman
She could be riding the cotton pony.
Doing Lines on the toilet seat.
Reading the latest esquire edition.
Getting it on with your best friend.
Watching days of our Lives on a pocket TV.
Playing a Ghost Recon on her PSP.
Playing GLB on her blackberry.
Just some other alternatives to consider...
oh god... now you've got my imagination going. i was actually pretty content with the doodie image... and now i'm just so confused.
Originally posted by Balls Models
doesn't have to do with lunch... but because i've been thinking about the bathroom a lot today...
when you pee in a urinal that has water at the bottom (not a cake), do you pee in the water, or against the back/porcelain? i always always always aim for porcelain, and assumed it was a no-brainer, but everytime i'm in a stall just chillin', and people come and go for a quick tinkle, i notice a LOT of people go for the water.
i would have thought the water was messier... but maybe the sound of it is so satisfying that the reward is worth the risk?
Originally posted by Balls Models
the "splashers" seem to be the health nut, gym guys that drink water all day long, and then they piss in the water so everyone can hear how big their bladders are.
speaking of coffee...
i work in a rather large office, and just went to use the restroom. as i was entering the men's room, the hottest girl on the floor goes to enter the ladies room. no big deal, there's always people going in/out/etc. thing is... i finish my business, and exit the restroom say... 10 minutes later, and she leaves at the same time. so, now i know she was makin' stink, and she knows i know.
Originally posted by Balls Models
Originally posted by Foxman
She could be riding the cotton pony.
Doing Lines on the toilet seat.
Reading the latest esquire edition.
Getting it on with your best friend.
Watching days of our Lives on a pocket TV.
Playing a Ghost Recon on her PSP.
Playing GLB on her blackberry.
Just some other alternatives to consider...
oh god... now you've got my imagination going. i was actually pretty content with the doodie image... and now i'm just so confused.
Originally posted by Balls Models
doesn't have to do with lunch... but because i've been thinking about the bathroom a lot today...
when you pee in a urinal that has water at the bottom (not a cake), do you pee in the water, or against the back/porcelain? i always always always aim for porcelain, and assumed it was a no-brainer, but everytime i'm in a stall just chillin', and people come and go for a quick tinkle, i notice a LOT of people go for the water.
i would have thought the water was messier... but maybe the sound of it is so satisfying that the reward is worth the risk?
Originally posted by Balls Models
the "splashers" seem to be the health nut, gym guys that drink water all day long, and then they piss in the water so everyone can hear how big their bladders are.
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