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Miihka
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19) John Madden came back and offered us money to be our commentator. We turned him down again.
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18) We hired that South American soccer commentator instead and paid for his lessons.
 
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17) We cant be stopped, we can only be contained.
 
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16) Tackles for Losses have now been renamed Czech Yourselves.
 
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15) John Madden came back the third time. It would have broken our hearts to turn him down again so he now runs our halftime stand-up comedy show.
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14) Czech Yourself is widely considered the 8th wonder of the world.
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13) Czech Yourself's D-line is maxed out on Big Sack, and I'm not talking the SA.
 
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12) Czech Yourself will win atleast this many games this season
So will Danube and the Killer Turtles.
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11) MITH supports breast cancer research by wearing pink.

his tears could cure cancer... but unfortunately he has never cried.
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10) Victory Jones' username used to be just simply 'Jones' until he joined Czech Yourself. Funny thing is, he didn't ask for a name change, it just happened spontaneously.
 
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9) Giant Bort-like Multi FTW
 
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8) Czech Yourself ticket agents are so kind that they'll even accept pestface's food stamps instead of cash.
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7) Czech Yourself are the most creative suckas ever. You are all better people for having read this thread.



you're welcome.
 
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6) We were kind enough to install a sauna in the opponent locker room also.
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5) After repeatedly sacking the opposing QB, we gather the entire defense to carry out the stretcher, provide smelling salts, and drive the QB to the nearest hospital.
 
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