p sure the point of most centrifuges isn't just to maximize centrifugal force
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Venkman
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Originally posted by Catullus16
p sure the point of most centrifuges isn't just to maximize centrifugal force
what, you don't think Rams could keep the force at that level for a couple hours?
p sure the point of most centrifuges isn't just to maximize centrifugal force
what, you don't think Rams could keep the force at that level for a couple hours?
Originally posted by Corndog
I'm just picturing a nerdy college student swinging a test tube around on a four foot string while looking hella proud of himself.
I can't stop giggling.
because gay.
I'm just picturing a nerdy college student swinging a test tube around on a four foot string while looking hella proud of himself.
I can't stop giggling.
because gay.
Saw a business with a black lives matter sign. A homeless guy was sleeping next to it.
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Sold a quarter of beef to a lesbian today. The only reason I bring that up is because she did.
Don't get me wrong, don't really care what her leanings happen to be, just still trying to figure out how she managed to bring her sexual preference in to the conversation about beef considering I have never met her before and was talking to her on the phone. A little weird, not her being gay, just her thinking that it was information that I needed to complete her order. It was sandwiched in between me explaining that she actually needed to buy the animal live and that I would deliver the animal to the local butcher and asking her if it was a problem for her to pick it up there. She proceeded to tell me she lived in (insert city) and "I'm actually a lesbian". I wanted to say something like "expanding the diet from fish to beef" or "is it going to be weird to have meat in your mouth" but just went with the boring "so.....it isn't a problem for you to pick it up from my butcher"
Is that a normal thing that comes up in a conversation? Would it be cool if I told her that the beef was all natural and I don't use hormones and that I actually like to have sex with my wife on the picnic table? Was I supposed to ask a question there? Was she trolling me to see if I was like one of those bakeries who refused to sell to gay folk? Did she just come out and couldn't wait to tell everyone she talked to?
Don't get me wrong, don't really care what her leanings happen to be, just still trying to figure out how she managed to bring her sexual preference in to the conversation about beef considering I have never met her before and was talking to her on the phone. A little weird, not her being gay, just her thinking that it was information that I needed to complete her order. It was sandwiched in between me explaining that she actually needed to buy the animal live and that I would deliver the animal to the local butcher and asking her if it was a problem for her to pick it up there. She proceeded to tell me she lived in (insert city) and "I'm actually a lesbian". I wanted to say something like "expanding the diet from fish to beef" or "is it going to be weird to have meat in your mouth" but just went with the boring "so.....it isn't a problem for you to pick it up from my butcher"
Is that a normal thing that comes up in a conversation? Would it be cool if I told her that the beef was all natural and I don't use hormones and that I actually like to have sex with my wife on the picnic table? Was I supposed to ask a question there? Was she trolling me to see if I was like one of those bakeries who refused to sell to gay folk? Did she just come out and couldn't wait to tell everyone she talked to?
My guess is you probably asked if her boyfriend or husband could pick it up from the butchers or whatnot.
Cowpoker
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Originally posted by Corndog
My guess is you probably asked if her boyfriend or husband could pick it up from the butchers or whatnot.
Not at all, that was the puzzling part of the conversation.
Me: I can't legally sell you beef that is not USDA inspected, you actually purchase the animal live with 3 other people. I have the appointment with my local butcher and deliver the animal, you have approximately a week to place your order, pick it up, pay the butcher. The butcher shop is open from 9-5 on weekdays and from 9-12 on Saturday. Is that a problem?
Customer: It shouldn't be, I live in (insert city) and most of my afternoons are free. I'm actually a lesbian.
Me: So, no problem with picking the beef up.
Customer: No
My guess is you probably asked if her boyfriend or husband could pick it up from the butchers or whatnot.
Not at all, that was the puzzling part of the conversation.
Me: I can't legally sell you beef that is not USDA inspected, you actually purchase the animal live with 3 other people. I have the appointment with my local butcher and deliver the animal, you have approximately a week to place your order, pick it up, pay the butcher. The butcher shop is open from 9-5 on weekdays and from 9-12 on Saturday. Is that a problem?
Customer: It shouldn't be, I live in (insert city) and most of my afternoons are free. I'm actually a lesbian.
Me: So, no problem with picking the beef up.
Customer: No
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Originally posted by Catullus16
she was just doing her part to challenge your stereotypes.
It backfired
she was just doing her part to challenge your stereotypes.
It backfired
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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
I'm guessing she wanted to know if the cow was gay.
I still have the don't ask/don't tell policy in place in the feedlot
I'm guessing she wanted to know if the cow was gay.
I still have the don't ask/don't tell policy in place in the feedlot
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