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Venkman
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Originally posted by Djinnt
shout get the fuck out of my way and just walk through
that tends to intimidate the tiny little freshmen
shout get the fuck out of my way and just walk through
that tends to intimidate the tiny little freshmen
Pithy Radish
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Originally posted by Lurchy
I think I almost died from listening to that song.
Well this is the random crap that isn't worth a thread thread!
I think I almost died from listening to that song.
Well this is the random crap that isn't worth a thread thread!
A new very classy lady acquaintance and I decided to bang in her car in an abandoned university parking lot at like 11 figuring no one would give a shit. Sure enough ~15 minutes in, campus PD rolls up with that search light thingy. Dunno how he knew or who the hell reported it but we discovered that her goddamn registration expired on 10/31. So I'm sitting there thinking it's a done deal and we're both getting tickets for public indecency or something and her getting a ticket for the registration. Cop takes fooooorever running our licenses which I think is time he's taking writing the tickets. He finally comes back and says "Ok I'm letting you off with a warning, please just vacate the lot"
No real lesson there but I felt like sharing that not all cops are dicks. Dude could've busted us with 3 easy open and shut tickets but decided to just ask us to leave. Good shit, sir.
No real lesson there but I felt like sharing that not all cops are dicks. Dude could've busted us with 3 easy open and shut tickets but decided to just ask us to leave. Good shit, sir.
Originally posted by rams78110
A new very classy lady acquaintance and I decided to bang in her car in an abandoned university parking lot at like 11 figuring no one would give a shit. Sure enough ~15 minutes in, campus PD rolls up with that search light thingy. Dunno how he knew or who the hell reported it but we discovered that her goddamn registration expired on 10/31. So I'm sitting there thinking it's a done deal and we're both getting tickets for public indecency or something and her getting a ticket for the registration. Cop takes fooooorever running our licenses which I think is time he's taking writing the tickets. He finally comes back and says "Ok I'm letting you off with a warning, please just vacate the lot"
No real lesson there but I felt like sharing that not all cops are dicks. Dude could've busted us with 3 easy open and shut tickets but decided to just ask us to leave. Good shit, sir.
Classy.
A new very classy lady acquaintance and I decided to bang in her car in an abandoned university parking lot at like 11 figuring no one would give a shit. Sure enough ~15 minutes in, campus PD rolls up with that search light thingy. Dunno how he knew or who the hell reported it but we discovered that her goddamn registration expired on 10/31. So I'm sitting there thinking it's a done deal and we're both getting tickets for public indecency or something and her getting a ticket for the registration. Cop takes fooooorever running our licenses which I think is time he's taking writing the tickets. He finally comes back and says "Ok I'm letting you off with a warning, please just vacate the lot"
No real lesson there but I felt like sharing that not all cops are dicks. Dude could've busted us with 3 easy open and shut tickets but decided to just ask us to leave. Good shit, sir.
Classy.
BigMex73
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Originally posted by rams78110
A new very classy lady acquaintance and I decided to bang in her car in an abandoned university parking lot at like 11 figuring no one would give a shit. Sure enough ~15 minutes in, campus PD rolls up with that search light thingy. Dunno how he knew or who the hell reported it but we discovered that her goddamn registration expired on 10/31. So I'm sitting there thinking it's a done deal and we're both getting tickets for public indecency or something and her getting a ticket for the registration. Cop takes fooooorever running our licenses which I think is time he's taking writing the tickets. He finally comes back and says "Ok I'm letting you off with a warning, please just vacate the lot"
No real lesson there but I felt like sharing that not all cops are dicks. Dude could've busted us with 3 easy open and shut tickets but decided to just ask us to leave. Good shit, sir.
False...
15min in ...
Right buddy, right.
Nice try.
A new very classy lady acquaintance and I decided to bang in her car in an abandoned university parking lot at like 11 figuring no one would give a shit. Sure enough ~15 minutes in, campus PD rolls up with that search light thingy. Dunno how he knew or who the hell reported it but we discovered that her goddamn registration expired on 10/31. So I'm sitting there thinking it's a done deal and we're both getting tickets for public indecency or something and her getting a ticket for the registration. Cop takes fooooorever running our licenses which I think is time he's taking writing the tickets. He finally comes back and says "Ok I'm letting you off with a warning, please just vacate the lot"
No real lesson there but I felt like sharing that not all cops are dicks. Dude could've busted us with 3 easy open and shut tickets but decided to just ask us to leave. Good shit, sir.
False...
15min in ...
Right buddy, right.
Nice try.
Originally posted by BigMex73
False...
15min in ...
Right buddy, right.
Nice try.
I assumed one minute, followed by fourteen minutes of naked crying.
False...
15min in ...
Right buddy, right.
Nice try.
I assumed one minute, followed by fourteen minutes of naked crying.
Catullus16
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Originally posted by rams78110
A new very classy lady acquaintance and I decided to bang in her car in an abandoned university parking lot at like 11 figuring no one would give a shit. Sure enough ~15 minutes in, campus PD rolls up with that search light thingy. Dunno how he knew or who the hell reported it but we discovered that her goddamn registration expired on 10/31. So I'm sitting there thinking it's a done deal and we're both getting tickets for public indecency or something and her getting a ticket for the registration. Cop takes fooooorever running our licenses which I think is time he's taking writing the tickets. He finally comes back and says "Ok I'm letting you off with a warning, please just vacate the lot"
No real lesson there but I felt like sharing that not all cops are dicks. Dude could've busted us with 3 easy open and shut tickets but decided to just ask us to leave. Good shit, sir.
not to mention the fourth charge for solicitation
A new very classy lady acquaintance and I decided to bang in her car in an abandoned university parking lot at like 11 figuring no one would give a shit. Sure enough ~15 minutes in, campus PD rolls up with that search light thingy. Dunno how he knew or who the hell reported it but we discovered that her goddamn registration expired on 10/31. So I'm sitting there thinking it's a done deal and we're both getting tickets for public indecency or something and her getting a ticket for the registration. Cop takes fooooorever running our licenses which I think is time he's taking writing the tickets. He finally comes back and says "Ok I'm letting you off with a warning, please just vacate the lot"
No real lesson there but I felt like sharing that not all cops are dicks. Dude could've busted us with 3 easy open and shut tickets but decided to just ask us to leave. Good shit, sir.
not to mention the fourth charge for solicitation
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