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dsl20
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Mar 6, 2013 19:16:04

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Originally posted by mangus7
GG Jackals

GG! You guys really pulled out some trickeration in that one. I was confused as hell at first.

Tough defense you got too. Good luck in the playoffs (unless we play you again)

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Mar 6, 2013 19:17:39

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Originally posted by Dub J
Week 16 is the shit in Alpha.

#1 and #2 play one another and #3 takes on #4. It's like a mini-playoff before the playoffs.

Did someone say Mini-helmets?

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Mar 6, 2013 21:03:37

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Originally posted by Pnthrz1
Dallas is the big winner in that. They will wind up with a 4th at worst. Funny how the Bort Schedule bounces sometimes, must be following the NFL schedule maker's formula...

Son of a *****, We might have to play Dallas in the 1st round when we both finish 11 - 4 - 1. It will be #4 Dallas vs #5 Sachem. Regular season score was 6 - 6.

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Mar 6, 2013 21:29:50

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1 .. Johannesburg Jackals .. .. .. .. 8-0-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 16-0-0
The Jackals are stone cold killers and I can't see them finish the season with a loss on their record. I think there are some teams that could surprise the Jackals and will come at them hard, but I'm sure the Jackals are already looking at Day 40 on their calendar.

2 .. Sachem Tribe .. .. .. .. 7-0-1 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 12-3-1
Still missing some of the top teams so far this season, but their win over the Wrath was very nice. I can see a strong finish ready for a good playoff run, but those games against the top teams will tell a lot about their playoff run.

3 .. Texas Bigga Bois .. .. .. .. 6-2-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 7-9-0
I honestly can't believe this team has this record and maybe I'm completely wrong about the Bigga Bois, but I have to go with my gut feeling on them. The rest of the season will be bad, very bad.

4 .. America's Team .. .. .. .. 6-2-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 10-6-0
These guys seem to be all over the place; a win over the Wrath and a close win over the Aggies. They have a solid record, but with the issues of really showing they are as strong as their record; I think they'll struggle down the stretch.

5 .. Tennessee Scorpions .. .. .. .. 6-2-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 13-3-0
The Scorpions are deadly, no really I've read about them and they can kill you. So can this team; the rest of the season everyone needs to pay attention to these guys because you will be stung.

6 .. Dallas Paladins .. .. .. .. 5-2-1 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 9-6-1
The Paladins have had some issues with top teams and that is going to be an issue for the rest of the season as they still have some tough games to go. I'd say they'll make the playoffs, but it's going to be close.

7 .. Memphis Blues Cats .. .. .. .. 5-3-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 11-5-0
Great GREAT record for starting off with such bad chemistry! Schedule had a lot to do with it, but I'm guessing this strong record is going to be enough to hold their weight the rest of the season. Can't wait to see these guys matched up with 8-bit next season!

8 .. Winnipeg Wrath .. .. .. .. 5-3-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 12-4-0
I've known the Wrath for a long time and this record is really sleeping on teams because they can run with the best of them. Good luck the rest of the league for the rest of the season!

9 .. Apex Predators .. .. .. .. 4-4-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 6-10-0
Apex probably had close to the best starting schedule in the league so it's down here from here. Sorry guys

10 .. Massive Dynamic .. .. .. .. 3-5-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 6-10-0
Well they haven't been very Dynamic and instead they've had a Massive failure this season. Not sure if they haven't had the right game plan or just lost their way, but this is their last season in Elite.

11 .. Clandestine Knights .. .. .. .. 2-6-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 6-10-0
The Knights had a tough opening schedule and I think they'll surprise a team here or there on the way out, but not enough to remain in Elite.

12 .. Texas Aggie 1st Half Legends .. .. .. .. 2-6-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 7-9-0
I really can't believe this team is called the 1st Half Legends and sucked so bad in the 1st half!!! Maybe they meant 2nd half legends?

13 .. Black & White Juventus .. .. .. .. 2-6-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 6-10-0
I see some upside in the Juventus schedule, but it's too late to make a strong push at the playoffs.

14 .. Gaul Thunder Grounds .. .. .. .. 1-7-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 2-14-0
should start looking towards the future and get ready for Competitive #2 next season.

15 .. Free Dots For Life .. .. .. .. 0-8-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 0-16-0
should start looking towards the future and get ready for Competitive #2 next season.

16 .. Trap Road Dotball Jesters .. .. .. .. 0-8-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 1-15-0
should start looking towards the future and get ready for Competitive #2 next season.

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1 .. North Side Mob .. .. .. .. 8-0-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 15-1-0
The Mob has been cruising along this season and shouldn't have too much trouble with the second half once they get past tomorrow's game. Unfortunately for the Mob they beat the Chiefs in the GLB Tournament game and gave the Chiefs a scare. They're now banking on a Mini Helmet to save their perfect season.

2 .. Mentone Beach Chiefs .. .. .. .. 8-0-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 16-0-0
The Chiefs came into the league confident that they could go the season without boosting and enjoy a home playoff game for the playoffs, but all that came to a halt when they lost to the Mob. Now Friday morning two agents will be spending their time drinking coffee and boosting all their dots. Time to bring the pain!

3 .. Legacy's Dotball Assassins .. .. .. .. 6-2-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 9-7-0
Legacy has surprised me with some wins this season, but I still don’t see them as good as their record. I think things are about to go bad for them and they'll barely make the playoffs.

4 .. Moose Jaw GRIZZLIES .. .. .. .. 6-2-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 11-5-0
Back and forth on these guys as they don't seem to matchup well with everyone so I see some trouble for them in the future, but they look solid for the playoffs.

5 .. D-Cup Dots .. .. .. .. 6-2-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 10-6-0
These guys have a solid record for as crappy as their offense as looked

I think their OC is learning and they could right the ship in the second half, but some tough matchups are going to be very hard to overcome.

6 .. Fort Worth Texans .. .. .. .. 5-3-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 12-4-0
The Texans have collected some odd losses this season, but showed they could hang with the Mob. I don't see them dropping many more and finishing off the season strong.

7 .. Cape Town Airhogs .. .. .. .. 5-3-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 11-5-0
I didn't think much of the Airhogs at the start of the season, but they've played very well. I think they're going to make a strong push for the playoffs and maybe a home game?

8 .. Mayan Prophecy 2013: It's Bound To Happen! .. .. .. .. 5-3-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 8-8-0
The Mayan game against TDM is what scares me about these guys actually making the playoffs so I think for the second half of the season are going to be bad.

9 .. The Other Guys .. .. .. .. 4-4-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 8-8-0
These guys sure seem to like to mix up when they can when and when they can't. They play the Panthers close and get the win, but then lose to Airhogs and Mayan; really not sure what to think so I'm going to say they repeat their preformance in the second half.

10 .. Chesapeake Panthers .. .. .. .. 4-4-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 11-5-0
I'm not sure what the Panthers are waiting for, but I'm guessing dropping down to 4 - 4 may wake them up a bit. I still see one more loss on their schedule, but they should close out fine.

11 .. Team Still In Beta .. .. .. .. 3-5-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 8-8-0
This once great team has slowed down this season and appears to have taken a break from their dominate role in GLB. I'm not seeing them lose too many more, but too many to make the playoffs this season.

12 .. TDM Resurrection .. .. .. .. 2-6-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 4-12-0
should start looking towards the future and get ready for Competitive #2 next season.

13 .. Jungle Stalkers .. .. .. .. 2-6-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 3-13-0
should start looking towards the future and get ready for Competitive #2 next season.

14 .. STEEL Tactical Division .. .. .. .. 1-7-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 2-14-0
should start looking towards the future and get ready for Competitive #2 next season.

15 .. Bay Harbour Butchers .. .. .. .. 0-8-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 0-16-0
should start looking towards the future and get ready for Competitive #2 next season.

16 .. Southern Sasquatch's .. .. .. .. 0-8-0 .. .. .. Jon's Guess at final record: 1-15-0
should start looking towards the future and get ready for Competitive #2 next season.

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1 .. 16-0-0 .. .. Johannesburg Jackals
2 .. 13-3-0 .. .. Tennessee Scorpions
3 .. 12-3-1 .. .. Sachem Tribe
4 .. 12-4-0 .. .. Winnipeg Wrath
5 .. 11-5-0 .. .. Memphis Blues Cats
6 .. 10-6-0 .. .. America's Team
7 .. . 9-6-1 .. .. Dallas Paladins
8 .. . 7-9-0 .. .. Texas Aggie 1st Half Legends
9 .. . 7-9-0 .. .. Texas Bigga Bois
10 . 6-10-0 .. .. Apex Predators
11 . 6-10-0 .. .. Massive Dynamic
12 . 6-10-0 .. .. Clandestine Knights
13 . 6-10-0 .. .. Black & White Juventus
14 . 2-14-0 .. .. Gaul Thunder Grounds
15 . 1-15-0 .. .. Trap Road Dotball Jesters
16 . 0-16-0 .. .. Free Dots For Life

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1 .. 16-0-0 .. .. Mentone Beach Chiefs
2 .. 15-1-0 .. .. North Side Mob
3 .. 12-4-0 .. .. Fort Worth Texans
4 .. 11-5-0 .. .. Moose Jaw GRIZZLIES
5 .. 11-5-0 .. .. Cape Town Airhogs
6 .. 11-5-0 .. .. Chesapeake Panthers
7 .. 10-6-0 .. .. D-Cup Dots
8 .. . 9-7-0 .. .. Legacy's Dotball Assassins
9 .. . 8-8-0 .. .. Team Still In Beta
10 .. 8-8-0 .. .. Mayan Prophecy 2013: It's Bound To Happen!
11 .. 8-8-0 .. .. The Other Guys
12 . 4-12-0 .. .. TDM Resurrection
13 . 3-13-0 .. .. Jungle Stalkers
14 . 2-14-0 .. .. STEEL Tactical Division
15 . 1-15-0 .. .. Southern Sasquatch's
16 . 0-16-0 .. .. Bay Harbour Butchers

Dub J
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Mar 6, 2013 21:34:54

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Originally posted by dsl20
Did someone say Mini-helmets?

Nah, we're not even game planning. Already know we're going to get our ass kicked.

jpjn94
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Mar 6, 2013 21:39:59

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After Week 15...

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1 .. 15-0-0 .. .. Johannesburg Jackals
2 .. 12-3-0 .. .. Memphis Blues Cats
3 .. 11-4-0 .. .. Texas Bigga Bois
4 .. 11-4-0 .. .. Scorpions Cult of Wu Fu
5 .. 10-4-1 .. .. Dallas Paladins
6 .. 10-4-1 .. .. Sachem Tribe
7 .. 10-5-0 .. .. Winnipeg Wrath
8 .. 9-6-0 .. .. America's Team
9 .. 7-8-0 .. .. Apex Predators
10 . 6-9-0 .. .. Clandestine Knights
11 . 6-9-0 .. .. Texas Aggie 1st Half Legends
12 . 4-11-0 .. .. Black & White Juventus
13 . 3-12-0 .. .. Massive Dynamic
14 . 3-12-0 .. .. Gaul Thunder Grounds
15 . 1-14-0 .. .. Trap Road Dotball Jesters
16 . 0-15-0 .. .. Cleveland Dawgs

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1 .. 15-0-0 .. .. Mentone Beach Chiefs
2 .. 14-1-0 .. .. North Side Mob
3 .. 11-4-0 .. .. Fort Worth Texans
4 .. 10-5-0 .. .. D-Cup Dots
5 .. 9-6-0 .. .. Moose Jaw GRIZZLIES
6 .. 9-6-0 .. .. Chesapeake Panthers
7 .. 9-6-0 .. .. Cape Town Airhogs
8 .. 9-6-0 .. .. Mayan Prophecy 2013: It's Bound To Happen!
9 .. 8-7-0 .. .. The Other Guys
10 . 8-7-0 .. .. Legacy's Dotball Assassins
11 . 7-8-0 .. .. Team Still In Beta
12 . 4-11-0 .. .. TDM Resurrection
13 . 4-11-0 .. .. Jungle Stalkers
14 . 3-12-0 .. .. STEEL Tactical Division
15 . 1-14-0 .. .. Bay Harbour Butchers
16 . 0-15-0 .. .. Southern Sasquatch's

Dub J
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Mar 6, 2013 21:41:02

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Originally posted by Pnthrz1
Dallas is the big winner in that. They will wind up with a 4th at worst. Funny how the Bort Schedule bounces sometimes, must be following the NFL schedule maker's formula...

4th is best they can do. If we lose we still have a half game up on them and the team that wins the Texas/Scorpions game will be as well. We hold the tie-breaker on them so even if they hadn't tied Satchem they would still be looking at the 3rd seed. In all likelihood Texas/Scorpions winner will be the 2 seed and we will be the 3 seed since the winner of that game has tie-breaker over us.

dsl20
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Mar 6, 2013 21:42:36

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Originally posted by Dub J
Nah, we're not even game planning. Already know we're going to get our ass kicked.

Your mind tricks will not work on me!!! I have the IQ of a peanut!

Hook82
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Mar 6, 2013 21:48:28

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Originally posted by Dub J
4th is best they can do. If we lose we still have a half game up on them and the team that wins the Texas/Scorpions game will be as well. We hold the tie-breaker on them so even if they hadn't tied Satchem they would still be looking at the 3rd seed. In all likelihood Texas/Scorpions winner will be the 2 seed and we will be the 3 seed since the winner of that game has tie-breaker over us.

What? Playoffs? I'll be out of town for spring break. Congrats to the 5th seed on making it to the 2nd round.

Dub J
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Mar 6, 2013 21:58:05

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lolsure

Dub J
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Mar 6, 2013 21:58:50

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Originally posted by dsl20
Your mind tricks will not work on me!!! I have the IQ of a peanut!

I'm focusing on not losing in the first round of the playoffs. No point in wasting time on a game we are going to lose anyway.

dsl20
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Mar 6, 2013 22:19:05

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Originally posted by Dub J
I'm focusing on not losing in the first round of the playoffs. No point in wasting time on a game we are going to lose anyway.

The force is strong with you.... but not strong enough!

Dub J
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Mar 6, 2013 22:22:20

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You have to remember, I'm a big fan of Homer Simpson. I've adopted many of his philosophies.

Whipsnard
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Mar 6, 2013 23:04:07

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Don't cry like a bitch... GO KITTIES!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0M5D5OA-d4

Dub J
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Mar 6, 2013 23:06:21

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