Warrior General Games

sounds too kinky to be legal.

someone call the cops.

ffs bort WHY.

had a student come in after school yesterday and when I asked what I could do for her, she said she’s trying to get her life together - asked her how I could help, and we talked about her making up a failed test, yada yada yada.
as the convo was coming to a close, I said something to the effect of ‘so yes, work on getting your life together and hopefully your grades will improve’.
her mom called the principal this morning cause the story she heard was simply that the student became emotional, at which point I laughed and said ‘get your life together’

so I called mom and told her my side of the convo. mom was cool. understood that she can’t always rely on the kid giving an accurate depiction of a conversation, but jesus, if this were a parent who simply blindly believes their little darlings word is gold, then this is the sort of thing that could spell serious trouble for my career. I wish these little shits would realize that they are potentially really messing with peoples lives when they do stuff like this. thank god this is a reasonable parent.

That wasnt too cool of her

Originally posted by seths99
had a student come in after school yesterday and when I asked what I could do for her, she said she’s trying to get her life together - asked her how I could help, and we talked about her making up a failed test, yada yada yada.
as the convo was coming to a close, I said something to the effect of ‘so yes, work on getting your life together and hopefully your grades will improve’.
her mom called the principal this morning cause the story she heard was simply that the student became emotional, at which point I laughed and said ‘get your life together’

so I called mom and told her my side of the convo. mom was cool. understood that she can’t always rely on the kid giving an accurate depiction of a conversation, but jesus, if this were a parent who simply blindly believes their little darlings word is gold, then this is the sort of thing that could spell serious trouble for my career. I wish these little shits would realize that they are potentially really messing with peoples lives when they do stuff like this. thank god this is a reasonable parent.

Curious what was her age? ...and how long you have taught?

It surprises me that you are surprised that parents believe pretty much everything their child says ...especially today.

...and hell yes you should be a complete paranoid and worry about your career. If you put yourself into a he said she said situation, especially with a female (even worse when the get into their teens), then you are playing with fire.

16 yo. 9th year teaching.

and I wasn't amazed. just still really pisses me off whenever it happens to this level. pissed me off even more this time cause I'm cutting this girl a break and allowing her to make up a bombed test after the quarter actually ended.

and yeah, anytime I have a one on one convo with a female, it's ALWAYS, at a minimum, in front of an open door to my room. I've had a few times when a female requested they come in and talk about their grade, and I've asked a female teacher to sit in on the meeting. gotta cover your ass..

Originally posted by seths99
so I called mom and told her my side of the convo. mom was cool. understood that she can’t always rely on the kid giving an accurate depiction of a conversation, but jesus, if this were a parent who simply blindly believes their little darlings word is gold, then this is the sort of thing that could spell serious trouble for my career. I wish these little shits would realize that they are potentially really messing with peoples lives when they do stuff like this. thank god this is a reasonable parent.

“Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning them at birth.”

― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

When you take a shit in a public washroom and that first bomb splashes water up your ass. You feel:
A) Disturbed, this was a public washroom, how gross is that? or
B) Who cares, other countries spray water up their ass to clean it, its called a bidet.

Originally posted by Time Trial
When you take a shit in a public washroom and that first bomb splashes water up your ass. You feel:
A) Disturbed, this was a public washroom, how gross is that? or
B) Who cares, other countries spray water up their ass to clean it, its called a bidet.

You either poop in the urinal or unroll almost all of the toilet paper in the bowl first, it will prevent the recoil but if you forget and pull the handle or it is an auto-flush, be prepared to make a mad dash for the door.

C, who cares, I flush the toilet if necessary so I am sitting over fresh water.

Originally posted by seths99
had a student come in after school yesterday and when I asked what I could do for her, she said she’s trying to get her life together - asked her how I could help, and we talked about her making up a failed test, yada yada yada.
as the convo was coming to a close, I said something to the effect of ‘so yes, work on getting your life together and hopefully your grades will improve’.
her mom called the principal this morning cause the story she heard was simply that the student became emotional, at which point I laughed and said ‘get your life together’

so I called mom and told her my side of the convo. mom was cool. understood that she can’t always rely on the kid giving an accurate depiction of a conversation, but jesus, if this were a parent who simply blindly believes their little darlings word is gold, then this is the sort of thing that could spell serious trouble for my career. I wish these little shits would realize that they are potentially really messing with peoples lives when they do stuff like this. thank god this is a reasonable parent.

Ballsy move calling the mom. Glad it worked out for you.

Originally posted by Time Trial
When you take a shit in a public washroom and that first bomb splashes water up your ass. You feel:
A) Disturbed, this was a public washroom, how gross is that? or
B) Who cares, other countries spray water up their ass to clean it, its called a bidet.

One of the things males have to deal with that females don't

Originally posted by carumba10
One of the things males have to deal with that females don't

wait, wat

if you're pooping out of your penis, go see a doctor

Originally posted by Corndog
wait, wat

Women don't poop. I teach anatomy, that's a fact.