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Decided to break out a pestle and mortar to grind up some antacid tablets, because I hate chewing the unnecessarily hard tablets into pieces and waiting for the pieces to get dissolved in my stomach. As I was washing the pestle and mortar out with hot water, I noticed my eyes nose and lips felt a little weird. Thought nothing of it, till about 10 seconds later. Then they started burning. I realized I forgot to ask what the red tinge in the mortar was, turns out my dad was grinding down some thai dragons yesterday. The steamy wash aerosolized it.

tl;dr I basically pepper sprayed myself trying to cure my heartburn.

supposed to be writing my column for my town's newspaper but literally nothing interesting happened in the last 7 days fml

Had some seafood salad from a container the wife bought at a small food market, made a sandwich out of it.
Ate it then looked at the ingredients on cover: Shrimp, Sea Legs, Mayo, Celery, Lettuce
wtf are Sea Legs?

WTF ARE SEA LEGS?

Originally posted by Phantom Of The Opera
http://bit.ly/12PU0JQ

pretty terrible results tbh

Originally posted by mat5592
pretty terrible results tbh

yeah they were.

Originally posted by rivergato
Had some seafood salad from a container the wife bought at a small food market, made a sandwich out of it.
Ate it then looked at the ingredients on cover: Shrimp, Sea Legs, Mayo, Celery, Lettuce
wtf are Sea Legs?

WTF ARE SEA LEGS?



It's a nice way of saying 'fake crab'.

Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
It's a nice way of saying 'fake crab'.

Was my guess but pretty fucking vague listing. Forgot on my ingredients listing that it had Crab (real) there btw.
Imitation crab as a description, that shit i get...The other gave me unwanted imagery and potentially gonorrhea gut..

fires are starting to pop up over the area and going strong. It was only a matter of time.

now if only we could get called to one

Can't sleep worth dick. Supposed to be working in about 5 hours, only got 6 hours of sleep last night and so far nothing tonight. When are we gunna be at the Brave New World Soma one pill cure all stage? Shit needs to happen with a quickness.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/124532-Oculus-Rift-Co-Founder-Dies-In-Police-Chase-Incident

The lizard bankers must not want us using the Oculus Rift

Originally posted by cevan
http://pix11.com/2013/05/31/hands-free-whopper-holder-from-burger-king-is-an-actual-thing/#axzz2Uu9gspgi

we're doomed as species.

are we so lame and lazy that we have to hipster the tried and true technology of the feed bag that's kept livestock fat, dumb and happy for hundreds of years?

doomed i say...doomed!

so i just harvested a 1.5 lbs per plant.suck it.

it would be cooler if i smoked the stuff tho.