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Doomsday
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Perhaps only Leroy Jenkins can answer these.

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.
 
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Why are there locks on the door of a restaurant that is open 24 hours a day ?
 
Doomsday
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Maybe they close for the holidays? Only thing I can think of.
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Leroy Jenkins
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Originally posted by Doomsday
Perhaps only Leroy Jenkins can answer these.

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.


It is never partly sunny because the energy of the light does not waver. Only its path to our eyes is by clouds.

There is no time limit. Because eventually it will be proven right.

If by lunch meat you mean processed meat like pepperoni it is because it is ground up and exstruded. The machine that grinds it is essentially an auger and the auger is a screw. The meat comes out the auger via a tube and is in the round shape. To make a square it would have to be compressed in a mold changing its structure. For processed meat I would think being circlular has something to do with the curing of them meat and a square is not conducive to this transformation.

Have you ever seen vanilla in its natural form? Its a brown bean. Therefore the extract is brown. It is highly concentrated so only a little is needed 2 flavor ice cream.

Depending on what type of surgery it was and how far into it was. If say the Surgeon had not even made an incision I am sure they would work on the doctor. But being in a hospital I am pretty sure both would receive immediate treatment.

Depending on the type of bus it may simply because manufactoring costs would be high to create a whole different model just for prisions however I am going to venture a guess and say once they come into the posession of the prison that the fire exit door gets disabled.

The citric acid in lemon juice is very good at breaking down things and thus is used in cleaning supplies. The reasoning behind the use of artifical ingredients could vary. It could be an cost issue and it could be a quality control issue. Companies wishing to make every bottle of their product taste exactly the same can acheive that formula using artificial ingredients measured out however there is a variance in the taste and nutrition content of each lemon.

They have locks in the event they ever have to close. It would make no sense if they needed to close down and there were no locks.
 
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I am enlightened. You are wise, Master Jenkins.
 
doomstar
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wow.... that was very intellegentable.

ok leroy, you still haven''t answered my tugging the rug question >.>
 
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I watch a lot of How Its Made
 
Leroy Jenkins
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Originally posted by Leroy Jenkins
Originally posted by doomstar

Dar Leroy

How do I sotp myself from tugging it?

Thanks =D


Put icy hot on your hands when you get the urge


I did answer it.
 
Jakemall
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Why are you blamed for aggroing all the dragon eggs in UBRS??
 
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why can't anyone stop the kingz passing game?
 
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Originally posted by Jakemall
Why are you blamed for aggroing all the dragon eggs in UBRS??



It wasn't my fault
 
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Originally posted by Leroy Jenkins
Originally posted by Jakemall

Why are you blamed for aggroing all the dragon eggs in UBRS??



It wasn't my fault


Who's was it?
 
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Originally posted by MDterpsBBall03
why can't anyone stop the kingz passing game?



It has something to do with the lack of advanced AI in the sim and the faults of the existing programming.
 
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Should Dan Uggla win the MVP of the All-Star game?
 
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Originally posted by IHasUsername
Should Dan Uggla win the MVP of the All-Star game?



This is supposed to be a guide to meshing into society but I'll keep fielding these.

An MVP should be known around the league. I've never heard of Dan or his Uggla so he can't be an MVP.
 
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