Originally posted by Jordan49er Gore MY GOD EVERYONE STOP WITH THE DICK RIDING. THIS IS A FOOTBALL FORUM, THERE WILL BE NO DICK RIDING!!!!! unless of course koldfronts mom grace's us with her presence, then yes angel, you can ride her dick.
stepped over the line. now go back to slurping the corn from your boyfriend, Gonzzo Andrew's ass.
seriously, never make fun of an italian's mother. we kill for so much less.
QBs - Johnny Cannonshow, Silver Surfer RBs - Willie Sparks, Tank Gore, Neil O'Fallon FB - Mac Fuzzball WRs - BJ Endzone, Booby Prozac, Brent Sanders, Michael Peterson TEs - Shamus Mcnamara, Brent Jones LT - Zorak Rockhard (allowed least sacks) LG - Supersize Larry (pancakes) C - Chad Allen (pancakes) RG - Tito Munoz (pancakes) RT - Larry Bird (best rushing offense)
RDE - Sack Attacker NT - Rattle Snizzle DT - Dom Peko LDE - Rawr Rawr ROLB - Ray Rage MLB - Erika Andrews LOLB - Zach Horsefields CBs - Sixteen Stone, Dave Muskett, Terrence Newman, SSs - Ace Matherton (best stats of top 5 rushing defense) FSs - Jerod Baylis (best stats of top 5 passing defense)
KR - Xavier "Weapon X" Martin PR - Speedy Arrow
K - Carl Larson P - Luigi Gagliano
I don't know how you leave the league's leading tackler (Sebastian Love) out of this in your LB listing. Granted, I am the owner of his team, so I am a little biased, but the dude produces every week...