Warrior General Games

Thank you. I wish my offense was better. Congrats, Your team got it done!

Originally posted by agerm73
Thank you. I wish my offense was better. Congrats, Your team got it done!
I wish my offense was better too man 😭

Originally posted by Mons00n
GG I’m glad you asked. I gameplanned hard against you and it worked all the way up until 10minutes left in the 4th quarter. Can't believe I'm playing y'all to the very end and coming up just short.

Logically, it seems I'm doing something right, but to not have anything to show for it other than 'look how close it was' is very frustrating.

GG. I believe it. There's a mountain of things about this game that you haven't learned yet and once you catch up these close losses will turn into wins. Feel free to ask anything.

Originally posted by eTHICCalBEEF
GG. I believe it. There's a mountain of things about this game that you haven't learned yet and once you catch up these close losses will turn into wins. Feel free to ask anything.

Anything? Like ...
Ok, your on a boat crossing the ocean see, and you commit a sin... but then you cross the international date line! And now it's yesterday! did you ever commit the sin?!

Or how about...

Biff Barf in the house! I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! Hey Spaceman Spiff this is one wild week eh?
- Indeed, hi, Spaceman Spiff here as well, thanks for the intro, Biff (not!)
What was that?
= Oh nothing, No, no need to explain, I see what's going on hear, just my feelings, not important, obviously... I can handle it...
Um, OK... uh, let's get straight to the action!

: - . Wind League . - :

Alpha Division
1 03 Skers 3-1-0
2 The Concept 2-2-0
3 Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-3-0
4 I'm Glad You Asked 1-3-0
I'm Glad You Asked answered the Luna Wolves' questions with a 10-3 win.
- The Wolves' offense snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory by giving away 2 ffums and 3 sacks, Meanwhile the Defense failed to achieve any of those. It took until nine and a half minutes into the fourth for I'm Glad You Asked offense to wear down the opposition and seal the deal on a 4 yard QB Morale Is King (Open Build) to TE You Got This (Open Build) TD pass.

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 4-0-0
2 Burger King Whoppers 3-1-0
3 Blitz Ain't Dead 1-3-0
4 Luna Wolves 0-4-0
The Concept fail to realize the concept against House Of Drunken Lads, 3-27.
- QB Barney Gumble threw for 330 yard and a TD as HB Sterling Archer ran for over 110, added another 84.5 in receiving while scoring 2 TDs and earning 9 first downs! Their controll of time of possession stymied The concept offense to the tune of only a FG made or attempted.
Death Valley Heat go cold as Burger King Whoppers win, 0-18.
- DE Crius York's 3 Sacks, FFum, and 5 Hurries tell the story as the BK Woopers' defense shut out and controlled this game.

Gamma Division
1 Louisville Mavericks 3-1-0
2 Turbo Techies 3-1-0
3 Phoenix Scorpions 2-2-0
4 Death Valley Heat 1-3-0
03 Skers are totally trashed by Turbo Techies, 7-39.
- QB Gil 9000 threw the ball in the air, he threw it like he just don't care to the tune of 568.5 PassYds, 99 PassAtts, and 3 PassTDs (1 INT). Meanwhile, the Techies' D sacked the 03 Skers five times, intercepted them five times (4 by CB Rev - 9 alone), and held the Skers' offense to a mere 14:34 of possession!
Oklahoma State Cowboys are twice stung, once shy by the Phoenix Scorpions, 7-20.
- Cowboys' offense was sacked twice and picked off twice. Despite throwing for 346 yards on 61 attempt, the Scorpion O-line gave up neither. These factors were the difference maker as Phoenix ruled the time of possession and the score board through out the game. Neither D budged in the run game but the better passing team edged it out from the onset.
Louisville Mavericks barely beat the Blitz Ain't Dead, 3-0.
- In this titanic tussle between two tough & terrifying Ds, LB Distruggi Parete's 2 Ints, 13 Tks, and 4 PDs led the day. It took a K Neymar Estrondo a 43 yard field goal attempt with only ONE second left in the entire game to break the shut out deadlock! Didn't an NFL game have a similar outcome? We should sue for plagiarism!

Well done RealQuadL. I always enjoy reading other's write ups more than mine.

Originally posted by RealQuadL
: - . Wind League . - :

Alpha Division
1 03 Skers 3-1-0
2 The Concept 2-2-0
3 Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-3-0
4 I'm Glad You Asked 1-3-0
I'm Glad You Asked answered the Luna Wolves' questions with a 10-3 win.
- The Wolves' offense snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory by giving away 2 ffums and 3 sacks, Meanwhile the Defense failed to achieve any of those. It took until nine and a half minutes into the fourth for I'm Glad You Asked offense to wear down the opposition and seal the deal on a 4 yard QB Morale Is King (Open Build) to TE You Got This (Open Build) TD pass.

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 4-0-0
2 Burger King Whoppers 3-1-0
3 Blitz Ain't Dead 1-3-0
4 Luna Wolves 0-4-0
The Concept fail to realize the concept against House Of Drunken Lads, 3-27.
- QB Barney Gumble threw for 330 yard and a TD as HB Sterling Archer ran for over 110, added another 84.5 in receiving while scoring 2 TDs and earning 9 first downs! Their controll of time of possession stymied The concept offense to the tune of only a FG made or attempted.
Death Valley Heat go cold as Burger King Whoppers win, 0-18.
- DE Crius York's 3 Sacks, FFum, and 5 Hurries tell the story as the BK Woopers' defense shut out and controlled this game.

Gamma Division
1 Louisville Mavericks 3-1-0
2 Turbo Techies 3-1-0
3 Phoenix Scorpions 2-2-0
4 Death Valley Heat 1-3-0
03 Skers are totally trashed by Turbo Techies, 7-39.
- QB Gil 9000 threw the ball in the air, he threw it like he just don't care to the tune of 568.5 PassYds, 99 PassAtts, and 3 PassTDs (1 INT). Meanwhile, the Techies' D sacked the 03 Skers five times, intercepted them five times (4 by CB Rev - 9 alone), and held the Skers' offense to a mere 14:34 of possession!
Oklahoma State Cowboys are twice stung, once shy by the Phoenix Scorpions, 7-20.
- Cowboys' offense was sacked twice and picked off twice. Despite throwing for 346 yards on 61 attempt, the Scorpion O-line gave up neither. These factors were the difference maker as Phoenix ruled the time of possession and the score board through out the game. Neither D budged in the run game but the better passing team edged it out from the onset.
Louisville Mavericks barely beat the Blitz Ain't Dead, 3-0.
- In this titanic tussle between two tough & terrifying Ds, LB Distruggi Parete's 2 Ints, 13 Tks, and 4 PDs led the day. It took a K Neymar Estrondo a 43 yard field goal attempt with only ONE second left in the entire game to break the shut out deadlock! Didn't an NFL game have a similar outcome? We should sue for plagiarism!

Easy clap 👏 Good stuff RQL. Always entertaining.

Originally posted by RealQuadL
Biff Barf in the house! I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! Hey Spaceman Spiff this is one wild week eh?
- Indeed, hi, Spaceman Spiff here as well, thanks for the intro, Biff (not!)
What was that?
= Oh nothing, No, no need to explain, I see what's going on hear, just my feelings, not important, obviously... I can handle it...
Um, OK... uh, let's get straight to the action!

: - . Wind League . - :

Alpha Division
1 03 Skers 3-1-0
2 The Concept 2-2-0
3 Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-3-0
4 I'm Glad You Asked 1-3-0
I'm Glad You Asked answered the Luna Wolves' questions with a 10-3 win.
- The Wolves' offense snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory by giving away 2 ffums and 3 sacks, Meanwhile the Defense failed to achieve any of those. It took until nine and a half minutes into the fourth for I'm Glad You Asked offense to wear down the opposition and seal the deal on a 4 yard QB Morale Is King (Open Build) to TE You Got This (Open Build) TD pass.

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 4-0-0
2 Burger King Whoppers 3-1-0
3 Blitz Ain't Dead 1-3-0
4 Luna Wolves 0-4-0
The Concept fail to realize the concept against House Of Drunken Lads, 3-27.
- QB Barney Gumble threw for 330 yard and a TD as HB Sterling Archer ran for over 110, added another 84.5 in receiving while scoring 2 TDs and earning 9 first downs! Their controll of time of possession stymied The concept offense to the tune of only a FG made or attempted.
Death Valley Heat go cold as Burger King Whoppers win, 0-18.
- DE Crius York's 3 Sacks, FFum, and 5 Hurries tell the story as the BK Woopers' defense shut out and controlled this game.

Gamma Division
1 Louisville Mavericks 3-1-0
2 Turbo Techies 3-1-0
3 Phoenix Scorpions 2-2-0
4 Death Valley Heat 1-3-0
03 Skers are totally trashed by Turbo Techies, 7-39.
- QB Gil 9000 threw the ball in the air, he threw it like he just don't care to the tune of 568.5 PassYds, 99 PassAtts, and 3 PassTDs (1 INT). Meanwhile, the Techies' D sacked the 03 Skers five times, intercepted them five times (4 by CB Rev - 9 alone), and held the Skers' offense to a mere 14:34 of possession!
Oklahoma State Cowboys are twice stung, once shy by the Phoenix Scorpions, 7-20.
- Cowboys' offense was sacked twice and picked off twice. Despite throwing for 346 yards on 61 attempt, the Scorpion O-line gave up neither. These factors were the difference maker as Phoenix ruled the time of possession and the score board through out the game. Neither D budged in the run game but the better passing team edged it out from the onset.
Louisville Mavericks barely beat the Blitz Ain't Dead, 3-0.
- In this titanic tussle between two tough & terrifying Ds, LB Distruggi Parete's 2 Ints, 13 Tks, and 4 PDs led the day. It took a K Neymar Estrondo a 43 yard field goal attempt with only ONE second left in the entire game to break the shut out deadlock! Didn't an NFL game have a similar outcome? We should sue for plagiarism!
you're amazing for this, thank you so much <3

Looks like a fun league!

Originally posted by Xars
Looks like a fun league!


At least it's not the No Fun League...
Of course there's that one coach who told the ref after he blew a call against his team, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxGEOEOylNA

It has begun!
= Mortal Kombat!!!
Huh, what are you talking about?!
= But you said,
I know what I said, I meant this weeks report.
= Oh, yeah I knew that (you plagiarist)
What?
=Nothing, just do your intro already.
Oooookay. Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you! Along with Spaceman Spiff BTW... This week we have Alpha looking like a beta division, Beta emerges an alpha team, and Gamma gaming the system!
= All the games were really close, 'cept one, but hey it was tight until the game started...
Yeah, but no. Let's get straight to the action!

< * The (Autumn) Wind League * >
Alpha Division
1 ..The Concept.. 3-2-0
2 . . 03 Skers . . 3-2-0
3 its just a game 1-4-0
4 Oklahoma State Cowboys 1-4-0
Burger King Whoppers were had The Concept's way, 0-6.
= Despite the Whopper D playing another solid game allowing a mere two FGS. One at the end of the first half and another near the beginning of the 4th Quarter were all The Concept needed to pull this one out. Whoppers' offense just struggled everywhere. Concept's HB, The Feint, though was just efficient enough with 106.5 RushYds plus another 21.5 receiving to garner the win.

Beta Division
1 House Of Drunken Lads 5-0-0
2 Burger King Whoppers 3-2-0
3 Blitz Ain't Dead 2-3-0
4 ..Luna Wolves.. 1-4-0
= Blitz Ain't Dead resurrect their hopes beating its just a game, 10-7.
In a near must win game the Blitz's defense found new life as they held the opponent to under 60 yards passing. That was while generating ZERO INTs or Sacks for that matter. BAD's K Byron Hickey made a 40 yard field goal with only 20 seconds left to break the tie and send BAD home with a W.
Luna Wolves howl into the night in victory over the Phoenix Scorpions, 20-17.
= The only one of the close games that actually featured some Offense. The wolves jumped to a 20 to nothing lead with less than four and a half minutes left in the first half then the Phoenix offense finally woke up and started to reel them in. But it was too little to late.
House Of Drunken Lads beat the resistors out of the Turbo Techies, 44-7.
= House Of Drunken Lads totally tear the Turbo Techies from top to toes. The techies gave up SIX turnovers while generating none. five of those were INTs. Neither team was interested in the ground and pound though the Lads did attempt a few to kill the clock, along with what was left of the techies' pride.

Gamma Division
1 Louisville Mavericks 4-1-0
2 . Turbo Techies . 3-2-0
3 Death Valley Heat 2-3-0
4 Phoenix Scorpions 2-3-0
Louisville Mavericks squeak by the 03 Skers, 14-12.
= QB Jammal Lord threw a pass to TE JB Phillips with 24 seconds left, for a 3 yard touchdown! But the 2 point conversion fell short by a yard and so did the 03 Skers' comeback hopes. HB Mason Cascade had an incredible day with 235.5 RushYds on 46 carries, a RushTD, 14 BrkTks, 11 1stDns, and 19.5 YAContact. Truly this was the GOTW.
Death Valley Heat cook the Oklahoma State Cowboys, 14-10.
= Somehow, inexplicably, the Heat were able to do enough to overcome a -4 (Negative four!) turnover ratio and pull victory out of the jaws of fate. Scoring on drives late in the second and mid way through the third still left a lot of time on the clock which before the end of the third, the Cowboys took advantage of and cut the lead to 4. But the Heat D clamped down and saved the day for the home team.

Originally posted by RealQuadL
Louisville Mavericks squeak by the 03 Skers, 14-12.
= QB Jammal Lord threw a pass to TE JB Phillips with 24 seconds left, for a 3 yard touchdown! But the 2 point conversion fell short by a yard and so did the 03 Skers' comeback hopes. HB Mason Cascade had an incredible day with 235.5 RushYds on 46 carries, a RushTD, 14 BrkTks, 11 1stDns, and 19.5 YAContact. Truly this was the GOTW.
thank you again, so much, for your work 🙏

Another great write-up! Thank you RealQuadL.

Blitz Ain't Dead resurrect their hopes beating its just a game, 10-7.
In a near must-win game the Blitz's defense found new life as they held the opponent to under 60 yards passing. That was while generating ZERO INTs or Sacks for that matter. BAD's K Byron Hickey made a 40-yard field goal with only 20 seconds left to break the tie and send BAD home with a W.

Credit to Ellix for his offensive and defensive game plans

Death Valley Heat cooked the Oklahoma State Cowboys, 14-10.
= Somehow, inexplicably, the Heat were able to do enough to overcome a -4 (Negative four!) turnover ratio and pull victory out of the jaws of fate. Scoring on drives late in the second and mid-way through the third still left a lot of time on the clock which before the end of the third, the Cowboys took advantage of and cut the lead to 4. But the Heat D clamped down and saved the day for the home team.

Credit to dlcurt's defense

I am feeling like Bill Belichek right about now. It might be the time to replace me.

Originally posted by agerm73


I am feeling like Bill Belichek right about now. It might be the time to replace me.

Bill (Inflate gate) Belichek should have been replaced when he let Tom Brady go... WHAT WAS HE THINKING?!

GG '03 Skers. My entire offense was just stuck in the mud all game and yours pulled off a crazy drive. Getting real sick of losing one score games from miracle drives late in the 4th quarter or in OT. 3rd time this season.