Warrior General Games

Originally posted by QuadL
Ah! But it's a Monday, in March no less and the DB is wearing his Superman Underoos too! So... since the WR hasn't even read War and Peace, yet. I doubt highly the price of Tea in China will be effected by the popularity of underwater basket weaving in India enough to change the course of the laden swallow to... of course that depends on if it's African or European Swallow... But still!

Tis not a question of where he grips it, but a simple question of weight ratios!

Originally posted by QuadL
Ah! But it's a Monday, in March no less and the DB is wearing his Superman Underoos too! So... since the WR hasn't even read War and Peace, yet. I doubt highly the price of Tea in China will be effected by the popularity of underwater basket weaving in India enough to change the course of the laden swallow to... of course that depends on if it's African or European Swallow... But still!

O_o

Originally posted by Kvothe27
Tis not a question of where he grips it, but a simple question of weight ratios!

Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?

Originally posted by agerm73
Thank you Kvothe27. We just barely sqweaked in. Now we need to find a way to dethrone Daltonville and the Heartbreakers.

I knew I was in trouble as soon as I saw this! Congratz Mercs and good luck today.

GG BoDiddley


Big thank you to Agerm/QL/Raid and all the guys who made players for Deadpool hell of a run for us.

Originally posted by rch3
GG BoDiddley


Big thank you to Agerm/QL/Raid and all the guys who made players for Deadpool hell of a run for us.
GG rch3! Was a really good back and forth battle all game long

Biff Barf here! Soaking up all the off-season gossip and barfing it back at you! Let's get straight to the exaggerations, lies, and statistics!

1. New Beta Division team A.C. Gamblers appear to be unstable! So far none of their players have re-signed with the club from last season and word has it they were probably not even offered contracts yet! One of the two agent run players has their agent AWOL so that's never a good sign and owner left21 was allegedly seen drooling over last season's ticket receipts!

2. Deadpool's Mercs for Money's GM is scouring the Market for a third TE. While he has narrowed the first wave of offered contracts it is a known fact that he is worried no player agents have stepped up and has bribed me to put out a request for any interested party... I mean he plans to consider requests I've heard...

3. Oakland Titans have entered the Alpha Division fray and seem rather optimistic. In fact the owner was even heard loudly proclaiming, "Beep bip boop boop eeeeeeee, shshshsh wioioio bip bip bip Beeeeep!" Right after signing agent puppy's new QB Orlando Hinson who will rotate with the current QB who is not worth mentioning here.

4. Agent BMANolot brings his stable of players to Daltonville! The Donnybrooks added six players who are all represented by BMANolot so far this offseason when before they were pretty much a one agent operation. There are still a number of CPU players on the roster who seem a little nervous when they walk around Owner/GM/AGM Kingoclock. After all he did sign a superstar punter from agent Van Haxball so who knows if or when the head coach will come calling to meet with them... and don't forget to bring your playbook.

5. For the most part it seems teams are being very conservative when it comes to free agency this off-season. For the most part every team has secured their own past players. Few players are testing the market short of those from teams of the now defunct Egg League. Not only that but even known star players from teams like the Honolulu Heartbreakers who also folded have retired rather than seek to prove their HOF status on active teams. Sad but true.

GG Deadman...I can’t believe the sim had you spike the ball as your final play

Originally posted by rabidlizard24
GG Deadman...I can’t believe the sim had you spike the ball as your final play

IKR!? They had barely enough time to run the play, but the AI instead said,"I got a huge bet on the over/under" and didn't want to chance missing out on it's paid lunch for the week.

GG BTW Deadman, it was a closer game than I wanted out the gate. Your defense is stepping up.

Biff Barf back blowing big bags of news at you! Inaugural week of season 52 just flew in and boy are it's arms tired! We all know the game of the week should have been Gridiron Goolies hosting Whoville Whos but instead we got Nascar beating on a CPU scub! Let's get straight to the action!
.... Heart League Standings and first half of divisional games ....

Alpha Division
1 Nascar Hall of Fame 1-0-0
2 Daltonville Donnybrooks 1-0-0
3 Oakland Titans CPU 0-1-0
4 Dartmouth Indians 0-1-0
Dartmouth Indians are visited by Daltonville Donnybrooks and get pummeled 7-24 for their trouble.
Nascar Hall of Fame stay home and run over the Oakland Titans 14-0.

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 1-0-0
2 A.C. Gamblers 1-0-0
3 Buffalo Bills 0-1-0
4 Whoville Whos 0-1-0
A.C. Gamblers mildly upset the Buffalo Bills at home on an early 4th qtr FG 17-14.
Gridiron Goolies hosted Whoville Whos. This was the game of the week 4 reelz 4 reelz. The Goolies, Heart League's reigning champions, started the game rolling off 17 unanswered points before Whoville QB Marty Lunsford handed off to HB Glenn Dickey on a 3rd and goal from the goalline for a touchdown! Goolies' K Chucky ' attempted a 29 yard field goal as the first half came to a close that just barely grazed the goal-posts but was good! The whoville DC must have had quite a roaring speech at the intermission as the Whos held Gridiron scoreless the rest of the game. Whoville did add a HB Aidan Brandon 4 yard touchdown late in the third to make the final 15 very tense but Gridiron held on to win 20-14.

Gamma Division
1 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 1-0-0
2 Kool-Aid Jammers 1-0-0
3 Deadman Awakening 0-1-0
4 Cleveland Thunder 0-1-0
Deadman Awakening lost a close defensive battle at home to Deadpool's Mercs for Money 7-13.
Cleveland Thunder were blown out at home against Kool-Aid Jammers 14-50.

Originally posted by rabidlizard24
GG Deadman...I can’t believe the sim had you spike the ball as your final play

I knew it was over after the TE decided running out of bounds wasn’t the best option at that moment.

Originally posted by QuadL
GG BTW Deadman, it was a closer game than I wanted out the gate. Your defense is stepping up.

Lost the pressure up front so after everyone’s all caught up the idea is to have a no fly zone now. Quick turn around, extremely excited to see it in action.

Gonna have to figure out some new schemes and sets up front though. It’s not the same

Biff Barf here, soaking up all the news and barfing it back at you. Whoah Nellie! Never has a league been so like this in all of sports history! Well I'm a homer so, yeah, NEVER! Time to talk Tell of the Tape to totally tease trash talkers the town around! Let's get straight to the action!

Alpha Division
1 Daltonville Donnybrooks 3-0-0
2 Nascar Hall of Fame 2-1-0
3 Dartmouth Indians 1-2-0
4 Oakland Titans CPU 0-3-0
Oakland Titans 3, Dartmouth Indians 7. Dartmouth wanted to take out their frustrations on the hapless Titans but those plucky pigskin players pulled out all the stops as they led play all the way until the final seven minutes of the game.
Daltonville Donnybrooks 43, Nascar Hall of Fame 0. These two division front-runners met and it was clear by the end that distance between them was far more than one game at this point. Daltonville, still smarting from having lost in the wild-card semi-finals, were determined to prove they should not be ignored!

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 3-0-0
2 Whoville Whos 2-1-0
3 A.C. Gamblers 1-2-0
4 Buffalo Bills 0-3-0
Whoville Whos 40, A.C. Gamblers 17.Whoville surprised the A.C. Gamblers when they told them to, "know their role and shut their hole!", on the field. This is not a game the Gamblers will soon forget...
Buffalo Bills 10, Gridiron Goolies 54.The Buffalo Bills were buffaloed into thinking that they had a game-plan to defeat the reigning Heart League Champions. The Goolies for their part never trailed and coasted to the win after the third quarter.

Gamma Division
1 Kool-Aid Jammers 3-0-0
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 2-1-0
3 Deadman Awakening 1-2-0
4 Cleveland Thunder 0-3-0
Kool-Aid Jammers 13, Deadman Awakening 7. Truly a division where the difference between the leader and third place is closer than the standings indicate. While Kool-Aid never trailed they could never pull away either and did not secure the win until 1:46 left in the fourth when FG Kicker Cherry . made a 40 yard field goal to force the Awakening to go for a TD with only 1:38, 61 yards to go, and only two time outs. Even then it wasn't secure.
Deadpool's Mercs for Money 30, Cleveland Thunder 3. The Thunder forgot to bring...it and were instead bulldozed by a DMFM team looking for someone to let their frustrations out on.

Now that the first phase of divisional games are over we can see much clearer where the power lies and who is trying to upset that apple cart. Alpha is clearly being run by those Daltonville bullies, Beta is haunted by the specter of Gridiron with Whoville looking to surprise, and Gamma is a free for all between the top three but Kool-Aid Jammers have taken the inside track and plan to ride it to the Division title.

Can you guys stop playing freaking defensive

Every league game is a heart attack in waiting for us.

Biff Barf here! I soak up all the news and barf it back at you! We are officially One Third of the way through the league season. Let's get straight to the action!

Alpha Division
1 Daltonville Donnybrooks 4-1-0
2 Nascar Hall of Fame 2-3-0
3 Dartmouth Indians 1-4-0
4 Oakland Titans CPU 0-5-0
Daltonville Is still the team to beat as NHoF and the Indians struggle to get their respective boats in the water. Oakland on the other hand still don't know the license plate of the reality truck that hit them.

Beta Division
1 Gridiron Goolies 5-0-0
2 Whoville Whos 4-1-0
3 A.C. Gamblers 2-3-0
4 Buffalo Bills 0-5-0
Gridiron watches over their shoulder as the Whos keep within strike range of their blistering pace.The Bills are raging over another loss as the Gamblers stumble around .5oo ball.

Gamma Division
1 Kool-Aid Jammers 5-0-0
2 Deadpool's Mercs for Money 4-1-0
3 Deadman Awakening 3-2-0
4 Cleveland Thunder 0-5-0
Cleveland is wondering if they ever had a Thunder to lose. Deadman awakens to find themselves still within one of Deadpool's Mercs For Money who find themselves within one of Kool-Aid Jammers who keep drinking the Kool-Aid of the unbeaten.