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Rank - Name - League - (Record) - Rating1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas - Napoleon - (4-0-0) - 74.00
2. The Salty Runback - Patton - (4-0-0) - 72.93
3. Ashland Dockers - Scipio - (4-0-0) - 72.57
4. Salary Cap Optimization - Hannibal - (4-0-0) - 72.43
5. South End Vipers - Scipio - (4-0-0) - 71.50
6. I've STILL Never Had Sex - Alexander - (4-0-0) - 71.29
7. Bloody Slaughterhouse - Hannibal - (4-0-0) - 71.14
8. No Name - Saladin - (4-0-0) - 69.50
9. Hilariously Amazing & Happy Axolotls - Patton - (2-2-0) - 68.64
10. Mannheim Steamroller - Alexander - (3-1-0) - 67.93
11. Atlanta Falcons - Napoleon - (3-1-0) - 67.86
12. USA American Pride Ballers - Hannibal - (3-1-0) - 67.39
13. EEA 2.0 - Napoleon - (3-1-0) - 67.07
14. Phoenix Aztecs - Hannibal - (2-2-0) - 66.89
15. Arizona State Sun Devils - Patton - (4-0-0) - 66.64
16. San Diego Sperm Whales - Alexander - (2-2-0) - 66.57
17. D-Town Blackshirts - Napoleon - (3-1-0) - 65.89
18. Omaha BEEF - Alexander - (3-1-0) - 65.71
19. Portland Ronin - Napoleon - (3-1-0) - 65.04
20. Trenton Devils - Hannibal - (3-1-0) - 64.79
21. ENMU GreyHounds - Hannibal - (2-2-0) - 63.96
22. FBU Fire - Scipio - (2-2-0) - 63.86
23. Deadman Odyssey - Saladin - (3-1-0) - 63.61
24. Lafayette Mudbugs - Saladin - (2-2-0) - 63.46
25. Colorado Stoners - Patton - (2-2-0) - 63.00
26. The Simpsons - Patton - (3-1-0) - 62.96
27. New England Wildcats - Hannibal - (2-2-0) - 62.96
28. Gliwice Lions - Hannibal - (2-2-0) - 62.68
29. Empire's Zone Strikes Back - Napoleon - (2-2-0) - 61.79
30. Arkansas Razorbacks - Saladin - (3-1-0) - 61.39
31. Tosche Station Grenadiers - Hannibal - (3-1-0) - 60.89
32. Bullet Club / nWo - Napoleon - (2-2-0) - 59.61
33. Santa Fe Gunslingers - Saladin - (2-2-0) - 59.43
34. Washington Warriors - Saladin - (1-3-0) - 59.29
35. Buffalo Billy Boys - Saladin - (2-2-0) - 59.18
36. Sacramento Thunder - Saladin - (2-2-0) - 58.89
37. New Orleans Gators - Alexander - (2-2-0) - 58.68
38. Kansas City Cyber-Chiefs - Scipio - (2-2-0) - 58.46
39. Monica Lewinsky - Scipio - (2-2-0) - 58.39
40. NW Storms - Patton - (2-2-0) - 58.29
41. Legacy - Napoleon - (1-2-1) - 57.68
42. Strange Music - Alexander - (2-2-0) - 57.46
43. Ministry of Dotball - Patton - (2-2-0) - 56.68
44. Honolulu Hustlers - Scipio - (1-3-0) - 56.07
45. Orlando Predators - Scipio - (2-2-0) - 56.07
46. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club - Hannibal - (2-2-0) - 55.82
47. Las Vegas Outlaws - Napoleon - (2-2-0) - 55.68
48. Minneapolis Crows - Alexander - (1-2-1) - 55.43
49. Banty Roosters - Saladin - (2-2-0) - 55.32
50. Colorado Springs Mambas - Napoleon - (0-3-1) - 55.25
51. Akron Dawgs - Patton - (1-3-0) - 55.14
52. PAIN NATION MIDGETS - Patton - (1-3-0) - 55.00
53. Pittsburgh Maulers - Alexander - (1-3-0) - 54.89
54. Very Tight Buttholes - Scipio - (1-3-0) - 54.82
55. Back Door Sluts 9 - Scipio - (1-3-0) - 54.82
56. Northern Uprising - Patton - (1-3-0) - 54.57
57. Washington Sentinals - Scipio - (1-3-0) - 54.36
58. Seneca Hands of Fate - Alexander - (1-3-0) - 54.32
59. Detroit Lightning Wolf - Scipio - (2-2-0) - 54.11
60. Virginia Warriors - Saladin - (2-2-0) - 52.61
61. Cosmic Connection - Patton - (1-3-0) - 52.18
62. Legacy's Dynasty - Napoleon - (0-3-1) - 51.68
63. Tacoma Trojans - Patton - (1-3-0) - 51.57
64. Denver Nightmares - Alexander - (1-3-0) - 51.54
65. Charm City Saints - Saladin - (1-3-0) - 51.21
66. Vol Nation - Napoleon - (1-3-0) - 51.11
67. I Have Never Touched A Girl - Hannibal - (0-4-0) - 50.64
68. Houston Heroes - Scipio - (0-4-0) - 50.14
69. Louisville Devils - Saladin - (0-4-0) - 48.64
70. Kensington Browns - Alexander - (1-3-0) - 48.36
71. Grand Rapids Flash - Alexander - (0-4-0) - 48.21
72. New Orleans Dirty Dogs - Hannibal - (0-4-0) - 47.71
BEST OF STATSTotal Offensive Yards1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1961.5
2. I've STILL Never Had Sex (Rookie : Alexander) : 1738.5
3. Bloody Slaughterhouse (Rookie : Hannibal) : 1626.5
4. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 1590.0
5. The Salty Runback (Rookie : Patton) : 1574.0
Rushing Offensive Yards1. I've STILL Never Had Sex (Rookie : Alexander) : 1738.5
2. Gliwice Lions (Rookie : Hannibal) : 1380.5
3. Salary Cap Optimization (Rookie : Hannibal) : 1366.0
4. Mannheim Steamroller (Rookie : Alexander) : 1241.5
5. Arizona State Sun Devils (Rookie : Patton) : 1115.0
Passing Offensive Yards1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1650.0
2. Bloody Slaughterhouse (Rookie : Hannibal) : 1543.0
3. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 1520.5
4. ENMU GreyHounds (Rookie : Hannibal) : 1443.0
5. The Salty Runback (Rookie : Patton) : 1351.0
Total Defensive Yards1. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 472.5
2. San Diego Sperm Whales (Rookie : Alexander) : 504.5
3. South End Vipers (Rookie : Scipio) : 562.0
4. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 644.0
5. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 657.0
Rushing Defensive Yards1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 50.5
2. Empire's Zone Strikes Back (Rookie : Napoleon) : 96.0
3. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 108.0
4. Very Tight Buttholes (Rookie : Scipio) : 121.5
5. No Name (Rookie : Saladin) : 123.0
Passing Defensive Yards1. San Diego Sperm Whales (Rookie : Alexander) : 121.0
2. Seneca Hands of Fate (Rookie : Alexander) : 207.0
3. South End Vipers (Rookie : Scipio) : 221.5
4. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 238.5
5. Colorado Stoners (Rookie : Patton) : 243.0
Turnover Differntial1. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 7
2. FBU Fire (Rookie : Scipio) : 6
3. Virginia Warriors (Rookie : Saladin) : 5
4. Las Vegas Outlaws (Rookie : Napoleon) : 4
5. ENMU GreyHounds (Rookie : Hannibal) : 4
Total Points Scored1. Panty Obliterating Rectal Ninjas (Rookie : Napoleon) : 201
2. I've STILL Never Had Sex (Rookie : Alexander) : 128
3. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 124
4. Salary Cap Optimization (Rookie : Hannibal) : 112
5. The Salty Runback (Rookie : Patton) : 107
Total Points Allowed1. The Salty Runback (Rookie : Patton) : 3
2. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 3
3. San Diego Sperm Whales (Rookie : Alexander) : 10
4. Bloody Slaughterhouse (Rookie : Hannibal) : 11
5. Portland Ronin (Rookie : Napoleon) : 14
WORST OF STATSTotal Offensive Yards1. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 475.0
2. Kensington Browns (Rookie : Alexander) : 536.0
3. Grand Rapids Flash (Rookie : Alexander) : 599.0
4. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Rookie : Hannibal) : 610.0
5. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 615.0
Rushing Offensive Yards1. ENMU GreyHounds (Rookie : Hannibal) : 28.0
2. Ministry of Dotball (Rookie : Patton) : 38.5
3. Bullet Club / nWo (Rookie : Napoleon) : 53.0
4. Ashland Dockers (Rookie : Scipio) : 69.5
5. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 71.0
Passing Offensive Yards1. EEA 2.0 (Rookie : Napoleon) : 0.0
2. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Rookie : Hannibal) : 0.0
3. Seneca Hands of Fate (Rookie : Alexander) : 0.0
4. I've STILL Never Had Sex (Rookie : Alexander) : 0.0
5. Gliwice Lions (Rookie : Hannibal) : 0.0
Total Defensive Yards1. Tacoma Trojans (Rookie : Patton) : 1656.0
2. New Orleans Dirty Dogs (Rookie : Hannibal) : 1545.5
3. Virginia Warriors (Rookie : Saladin) : 1541.5
4. I Have Never Touched A Girl (Rookie : Hannibal) : 1539.5
5. Louisville Devils (Rookie : Saladin) : 1512.5
Rushing Defensive Yards1. Tacoma Trojans (Rookie : Patton) : 1206.5
2. Strange Music (Rookie : Alexander) : 799.5
3. New Orleans Dirty Dogs (Rookie : Hannibal) : 792.5
4. Kansas City Cyber-Chiefs (Rookie : Scipio) : 760.5
5. Grand Rapids Flash (Rookie : Alexander) : 741.5
Passing Defensive Yards1. Virginia Warriors (Rookie : Saladin) : 1277.5
2. I Have Never Touched A Girl (Rookie : Hannibal) : 1138.5
3. Trenton Devils (Rookie : Hannibal) : 1120.0
4. Vol Nation (Rookie : Napoleon) : 1068.5
5. Orlando Predators (Rookie : Scipio) : 1063.0
Turnover Differntial1. Grand Rapids Flash (Rookie : Alexander) : -8
2. Honolulu Hustlers (Rookie : Scipio) : -8
3. Monica Lewinsky (Rookie : Scipio) : -6
4. Washington Warriors (Rookie : Saladin) : -5
5. Santa Fe Gunslingers (Rookie : Saladin) : -5
Total Points Scored1. Legacy's Dynasty (Rookie : Napoleon) : 3
2. Jebediahs Oblong Ball Club (Rookie : Hannibal) : 6
3. Seneca Hands of Fate (Rookie : Alexander) : 7
4. Houston Heroes (Rookie : Scipio) : 7
5. Northern Uprising (Rookie : Patton) : 9
Total Points Allowed1. New Orleans Dirty Dogs (Rookie : Hannibal) : 138
2. Grand Rapids Flash (Rookie : Alexander) : 130
3. Kensington Browns (Rookie : Alexander) : 98
4. Strange Music (Rookie : Alexander) : 90
5. Ministry of Dotball (Rookie : Patton) : 88
These lists are based solely on stats and are in no way meant to offend anyone! Fun only! Enjoy!
** Rating Formula:
100 - (LadderRank(*2) + RecordRank(*2) + OpponentRecordRank(*2) + BonusRank(*2) + OffenseTotalYardsRank + OffenseTurnoversRank + OffenseTotalPointsRank + DefensiveTotalYardsRank + DefensiveTurnoversRank + DefensiveTotalPointsRank) / 14
Bonus Rank Legend:
+1 Tier Win : 100
+1 Tier Tie : 50
-1 Tier Loss : -100
-1 Tier Tie: -50
+2 Tier Win : 200
+2 Tier Tie : 100
-2 Tier Loss : -200
-2 Tier Tie: -100