Warrior General Games

fuck that. a little spit and we go to town. we're men. we dont give a fuck.

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 7 ........ 1 ........ 0.313 ........ 4-0...... Belfast Royal Defiance
2.. ........ 5 ........ 2 ........ 0.313 ........ 3-1...... New Brunswick Red Tide
3.. ........ 3 ........ 4 ........ 0.438 ........ 4-0...... L.A Resistencia
4.. ...... 16 ........ 7 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... Bogotá Condors
5.. ........ 1 ........ 5 ........ 0.688 ........ 3-1...... Lisbon Lab Rats
6.. ...... 10 ........ 3 ........ 0.125 ........ 4-0...... Dethklok Metalocalypse
7.. ........ 9 ...... 14 ........ 0.688 ........ 2-2...... Nashville Hounds
8.. ...... 12 ........ 9 ........ 0.375 ........ 3-1...... STEEL City United Mobsters
9.. ...... 15 ...... 10 ........ 0.625 ........ 3-1...... LUElinks LUEshis
10 ........ 2 ........ 8 ........ 0.688 ........ 3-1...... Scorpions Killer Cult Clan
11 ...... 11 ........ 6 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-1...... Waterdeep Wizards
12 ........ 6 ...... 16 ........ 0.063 ........ 4-0...... Twin Cities Groundhogs
13 ........ 8 ...... 11 ........ 0.438 ........ 3-1...... NFL All Stars
14 ...... 24 ...... 24 ........ 0.313 ........ 3-1...... Pleiades Stellar Guard
15 ...... 14 ...... 17 ........ 0.250 ........ 3-1...... The Gunga Malungas
16 ...... 13 ...... 15 ........ 0.563 ........ 2-2...... Queen City Bobcats
16 ...... 19 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... TUPELO FIGHTIN OKRA THE 3RD
16 ........ 4 ...... 12 ........ 0.438 ........ 2-2...... Channel 4 Sex Panthers
16 ...... 17 ...... 13 ........ 0.438 ........ 2-2...... Sea Wasps - Army
16 ...... 20 ...... 19 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-2...... The World
16 ...... 23 ...... 18 ........ 0.813 ........ 0-4...... The River City Blues
22 ...... 26 ...... 22 ........ 0.688 ........ 1-3...... Super Kawaii!
23 ...... 27 ...... 28 ........ 0.375 ........ 1-3...... Oakland Vipers
24 ...... 21 ...... 21 ........ 0.625 ........ 1-3...... Haleiwa Haunted Lua
25 ...... 25 ...... 23 ........ 0.563 ........ 1-3...... Shoelace Wolverines
26 ...... 18 ...... 20 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-3...... Greensboro Canaries
27 ...... 29 ...... 25 ........ 0.813 ........ 0-4...... Puebla White Eagles
28 ...... 22 ...... 27 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-3...... East Texas Hard Hitters
29 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-4...... The Nightmare
30 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-4...... Texas Big Papas
31 ...... 28 ...... 32 ........ 0.625 ........ 0-4...... Jack Daniels Whiskey
32 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.313 ........ 0-4...... Slagelse Wolfpack


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
108 -     3    Dethklok Metalocalypse def. TUPELO FIGHTIN OKRA THE 3RD
  79 -     6    Twin Cities Groundhogs def. Super Kawaii!
  73 -     6    Waterdeep Wizards def. Pleiades Stellar Guard
255 -     0    Scorpions Killer Cult Clan def. Slagelse Wolfpack
  73 -     6    STEEL City United Mobsters def. Shoelace Wolverines
  55 -   13    Queen City Bobcats def. Haleiwa Haunted Lua
  62 -   29    East Texas Hard Hitters def. Oakland Vipers
    9 -     7    Puebla White Eagles def. Jack Daniels Whiskey
  24 -     0    Belfast Royal Defiance def. NFL All Stars
  80 -     6    L.A Resistencia def. Greensboro Canaries
  37 -     7    Lisbon Lab Rats def. Sea Wasps - Army
  15 -     8    Bogotá Condors def. LUElinks LUEshis
  48 -     0    New Brunswick Red Tide def. The World
  31 -   22    Nashville Hounds def. The Gunga Malungas
240 -     0    Channel 4 Sex Panthers def. The Nightmare
  51 -     0    The River City Blues def. Texas Big Papas

Originally posted by Darktanian
That means you're not using any lube?

with PK, no lube needed; he's so stretched open from overuse, its not needed

Originally posted by Pwned
GG Nashville, not that you have any cares at this level.

<3

Originally posted by jace0221
with PK, no lube needed; he's so stretched open from overuse, its not needed

#1 ranked D mothafuckaaaaaa. is there anything i cant do!?!!!?

inb4 you cant oc

Originally posted by jace0221
with PK, no lube needed; he's so stretched open from overuse, its not needed

Like throwing a hotdog in a cave???

5-0, 5 shutouts. who will be the first to score on us?

Originally posted by ProfessionalKop
5-0, 5 shutouts. who will be the first to score on us?

I will!!! Oh wait, nevermind

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 8 ........ 1 ........ 0.400 ........ 5-0...... Belfast Royal Defiance
2.. ...... 15 ...... 13 ........ 0.600 ........ 4-1...... LUElinks LUEshis
3.. ........ 3 ........ 4 ........ 0.400 ........ 5-0...... L.A Resistencia
4.. ........ 5 ........ 2 ........ 0.320 ........ 4-1...... New Brunswick Red Tide
5.. ........ 2 ........ 7 ........ 0.560 ........ 4-1...... Scorpions Killer Cult Clan
6.. ...... 11 ...... 16 ........ 0.640 ........ 3-2...... Nashville Hounds
7.. ........ 1 ........ 6 ........ 0.560 ........ 4-1...... Lisbon Lab Rats
8.. ...... 10 ........ 5 ........ 0.520 ........ 4-1...... Waterdeep Wizards
9.. ...... 12 ........ 3 ........ 0.200 ........ 5-0...... Dethklok Metalocalypse
10 ...... 13 ........ 8 ........ 0.360 ........ 4-1...... STEEL City United Mobsters
11 ...... 17 ...... 11 ........ 0.520 ........ 3-2...... Bogotá Condors
12 ........ 6 ........ 9 ........ 0.160 ........ 5-0...... Twin Cities Groundhogs
13 ........ 9 ...... 10 ........ 0.600 ........ 3-2...... NFL All Stars
14 ........ 7 ...... 15 ........ 0.480 ........ 3-2...... Queen City Bobcats
15 ........ 4 ...... 12 ........ 0.400 ........ 3-2...... Channel 4 Sex Panthers
16 ...... 18 ...... 14 ........ 0.560 ........ 2-3...... Sea Wasps - Army
17 ...... 24 ...... 24 ........ 0.440 ........ 3-2...... Pleiades Stellar Guard
17 ...... 19 ...... 25 ........ 0.600 ........ 2-3...... TUPELO FIGHTIN OKRA THE 3RD
17 ...... 14 ...... 18 ........ 0.360 ........ 3-2...... The Gunga Malungas
17 ...... 22 ...... 19 ........ 0.560 ........ 2-3...... The World
17 ...... 16 ...... 17 ........ 0.600 ........ 1-4...... The River City Blues
22 ...... 28 ...... 22 ........ 0.760 ........ 1-4...... Super Kawaii!
23 ...... 21 ...... 27 ........ 0.440 ........ 2-3...... East Texas Hard Hitters
24 ...... 23 ...... 23 ........ 0.600 ........ 1-4...... Haleiwa Haunted Lua
25 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.640 ........ 1-4...... Puebla White Eagles
26 ...... 26 ...... 28 ........ 0.400 ........ 1-4...... Oakland Vipers
27 ...... 20 ...... 20 ........ 0.560 ........ 1-4...... Greensboro Canaries
28 ...... 27 ...... 21 ........ 0.560 ........ 1-4...... Shoelace Wolverines
29 ...... 31 ...... 30 ........ 0.680 ........ 0-5...... The Nightmare
30 ...... 30 ...... 29 ........ 0.600 ........ 0-5...... Texas Big Papas
31 ...... 29 ...... 32 ........ 0.520 ........ 0-5...... Jack Daniels Whiskey
32 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.400 ........ 0-5...... Slagelse Wolfpack


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  95 -     3    Dethklok Metalocalypse def. East Texas Hard Hitters
107 -     9    Twin Cities Groundhogs def. TUPELO FIGHTIN OKRA THE 3RD
193 -     0    Waterdeep Wizards def. Slagelse Wolfpack
  19 -   11    Scorpions Killer Cult Clan def. STEEL City United Mobsters
  99 -   10    Queen City Bobcats def. Pleiades Stellar Guard
  45 -     3    Super Kawaii! def. Jack Daniels Whiskey
  31 -   21    Shoelace Wolverines def. Oakland Vipers
  42 -   28    Haleiwa Haunted Lua def. Puebla White Eagles
  20 -     0    Belfast Royal Defiance def. Channel 4 Sex Panthers
  37 -     7    L.A Resistencia def. Nashville Hounds
  22 -     3    New Brunswick Red Tide def. NFL All Stars
  53 -     7    Lisbon Lab Rats def. The River City Blues
  30 -   16    LUElinks LUEshis def. The Gunga Malungas
121 -     0    Bogotá Condors def. The Nightmare
  42 -   12    Sea Wasps - Army def. Greensboro Canaries
  68 -     0    The World def. Texas Big Papas

GG Mobsters.

noooo. 2 and a half minutes left and we let up a FG. GG panthers

Originally posted by ProfessionalKop
noooo. 2 and a half minutes left and we let up a FG. GG panthers

I thought it sounded like you gave up a FG to lose the game...you're just whining about not getting another shutout.
Don't worry - you'll get yours before the season is over. I wonder what the flood of tears will be like when someone drops an L on you.

Originally posted by Rosen
I thought it sounded like you gave up a FG to lose the game...you're just whining about not getting another shutout.
Don't worry - you'll get yours before the season is over. I wonder what the flood of tears will be like when someone drops an L on you.

maybe itll be the team youre on since youre spending money on promos

ill keep it clean but lol. nice loss bud

Originally posted by Darktanian
Like throwing a hotdog in a cave???

Like throwing a twinkie in Oprah's but crack