Warrior General Games

Rnk ... Off ... Def ... SoS ... Team
1 ........ 4 ........ 2 ........ 0.444 ........ Sinistral Dynastic
2 ........ 7 ........ 5 ........ 0.333 ........ The Honey Badgers
3 ........ 18 ........ 6 ........ 0.444 ........ Sunred Smashers
4 ........ 8 ........ 14 ........ 0.778 ........ Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars
5 ........ 13 ........ 9 ........ 0.556 ........ The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos
6 ........ 20 ........ 11 ........ 0.778 ........ Ferrara Salama & Caplaz
7 ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.222 ........ Yorkshire Rippers
8 ........ 10 ........ 13 ........ 0.333 ........ Valencia Bats
9 ........ 11 ........ 12 ........ 0.778 ........ Singapore Flames
10 ........ 17 ........ 16 ........ 0.222 ........ America's Team
11 ........ 3 ........ 7 ........ 0.111 ........ Merc's Mercenaries
12 ........ 12 ........ 10 ........ 0.778 ........ American Justice
13 ........ 24 ........ 8 ........ 0.333 ........ Buffalo Bisons
14 ........ 2 ........ 4 ........ 0.000 ........ The Legion's Budapest Devils
15 ........ 6 ........ 20 ........ 0.222 ........ Chelsea Champions of Europe 2012
16 ........ 25 ........ 23 ........ 0.778 ........ Olden Swillers
17 ........ 14 ........ 19 ........ 0.222 ........ Plexfield Wolves
18 ........ 16 ........ 24 ........ 0.000 ........ Buffalo Snow
19 ........ 22 ........ 26 ........ 1.000 ........ Borgholm Black Hawks
20 ........ 9 ........ 17 ........ 0.222 ........ Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils
21 ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.111 ........ Uganda Silverbacks
22 ........ 21 ........ 22 ........ 0.556 ........ Don't Tell Our Wives
23 ........ 19 ........ 21 ........ 0.667 ........ The Havasu Walking Dead
24 ........ 15 ........ 15 ........ 0.556 ........ Alert Sentinels
25 ........ 26 ........ 18 ........ 0.778 ........ Her Majesty's Underground
26 ........ 23 ........ 27 ........ 0.778 ........ Nevada Farm Boys
27 ........ 29 ........ 30 ........ 0.889 ........ Brussels Sprouts
28 ........ 30 ........ 29 ........ 0.778 ........ Glasgow Colored Trombones
29 ........ 27 ........ 31 ........ 0.333 ........ Hawaii Bulls
30 ........ 31 ........ 32 ........ 0.778 ........ Medicine Hat Witch Doctors
31 ........ 32 ........ 28 ........ 0.667 ........ Oregon Ducks
32 ........ 28 ........ 25 ........ 0.556 ........ KC PLAYMAKERS

Rank Team Record Games Wins Losses
1
Sinistral Dynastic 3-0 3.50 3.50 0.00
2
Sunred Smashers 3-0 3.50 3.50 0.00
3
The Honey Badgers 3-0 3.00 3.00 0.00
4
Yorkshire Rippers 3-0 2.50 2.50 0.00
5
Singapore Flames 2-1 2.50 3.00 0.50
6
Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars 2-1 2.50 3.00 0.50
7
Merc's Mercenaries 3-0 2.00 2.00 0.00
8
Uganda Silverbacks 3-0 2.00 2.00 0.00
9
The Legion's Budapest Devils 3-0 1.50 1.50 0.00
10
The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos 2-1 1.50 2.00 0.50
11
Buffalo Snow 3-0 1.50 1.50 0.00
12
Buffalo Bisons 2-1 0.50 2.00 1.50
13
Valencia Bats 2-1 0.50 1.00 0.50
14
Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils 2-1 0.00 1.00 1.00
15
America's Team 2-1 0.00 1.00 1.00
16
American Justice 1-2 0.00 1.00 1.00
17
Ferrara Salama & Caplaz 1-2 0.00 1.50 1.50
18
Chelsea Champions of Europe 2012 2-1 0.00 1.00 1.00
19
Plexfield Wolves 2-1 0.00 1.00 1.00
20
The Havasu Walking Dead 1-2 -0.50 0.50 1.00
21
Alert Sentinels 1-2 -1.00 0.50 1.50
22
Don't Tell Our Wives 1-2 -1.00 0.50 1.50
23
Borgholm Black Hawks 0-3 -1.50 0.00 1.50
24
Hawaii Bulls 1-2 -2.00 0.50 2.50
25
Brussels Sprouts 0-3 -2.00 0.00 2.00
26
Nevada Farm Boys 0-3 -2.50 0.00 2.50
27
Glasgow Colored Trombones 0-3 -2.50 0.00 2.50
28
Her Majesty's Underground 0-3 -2.50 0.00 2.50
29
Medicine Hat Witch Doctors 0-3 -2.50 0.00 2.50
30
Olden Swillers 0-3 -2.50 0.00 2.50
31
Oregon Ducks 0-3 -3.00 0.00 3.00
32
KC PLAYMAKERS 0-3 -3.50 0.00 3.50

Rank Team Players Age Level Value Eff Level Salary
1 American Justice 55 259 75 1368.43 82 $14,520,000
2 Sunred Smashers 54 302 77 1291.19 81 $23,132,000
3 Ferrara Salama & Caplaz 50 306 78 1280.76 81 $21,178,360
4 Chelsea Champions of Europe 2012 55 292 76 1278.02 81 $23,640,000
5 Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars 54 288 75 1276.76 81 $8,264,000
6 Valencia Bats 55 277 76 1275.26 81 $6,600,000
7 Sinistral Dynastic 55 277 77 1266.89 81 $24,000,000
8 Uganda Silverbacks 55 282 77 1264.85 81 $19,260,560
9 The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos 55 268 75 1263.31 80 $18,729,040
10 The Honey Badgers 53 280 76 1263.31 81 $20,460,000
11 Yorkshire Rippers 55 290 77 1252.12 80 $20,490,000
12 Medicine Hat Witch Doctors 7 273 73 1241.23 80 $5,856,000
13 America's Team 52 267 74 1239.89 80 $13,114,160
14 Oregon Ducks 3 292 79 1232.41 81 $5,644,000
15 Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils 55 379 78 1207.85 79 $46,900,000
16 Singapore Flames 55 284 73 1186.26 76 $62,400,000
17 The Legion's Budapest Devils 54 291 75 1184.70 77 $20,500,000
18 Merc's Mercenaries 51 277 75 1163.94 76 $7,417,920
19 Nevada Farm Boys 13 370 74 1161.12 72 $10,716,000
20 Alert Sentinels 49 304 73 1161.08 75 $17,314,600
21 Plexfield Wolves 53 320 74 1148.00 75 $23,484,000
22 Buffalo Bisons 49 393 75 1136.53 74 $24,917,000
23 Buffalo Snow 51 373 70 1107.13 72 $23,708,000
24 The Havasu Walking Dead 52 266 70 1076.76 70 $7,120,000
25 KC PLAYMAKERS 1 205 65 1047.62 74 $5,400,000
26 Borgholm Black Hawks 47 292 62 982.09 64 $14,170,000
27 Her Majesty's Underground 55 233 54 972.11 62 $19,800,000
28 Don't Tell Our Wives 48 277 60 941.31 60 $6,912,000
29 Olden Swillers 47 418 65 917.03 58 $6,418,680
30 Glasgow Colored Trombones 32 428 48 591.47 34 $16,388,120
31 Brussels Sprouts 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $4,800,000
32 Hawaii Bulls 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000

any way you slice it, we suck

Day 8 it gets interesting.

Chelsea only played one meaningful game so far ... not sure whether that's good or bad

GG Bloodweiser.

GG Witch Doctors

GG Flames

time to unleash the secret weapon on this league

green veges have always been my Kryptonite....

Like some. Cept spinach and asparagus.

And bacon makes pretty much anything edible.

You know how i know your scared shitless? You cover your head with a mini helmet...............

GG Singapore.

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 3 ........ 3 ........ 0.400 ........ 5-0...... Sinistral Dynastic
2.. ...... 18 ........ 9 ........ 0.640 ........ 4-1...... Sunred Smashers
3.. ........ 9 ........ 8 ........ 0.360 ........ 5-0...... The Honey Badgers
4.. ........ 8 ...... 10 ........ 0.600 ........ 4-1...... The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos
5.. ........ 4 ........ 1 ........ 0.320 ........ 5-0...... Yorkshire Rippers
6.. ........ 6 ........ 4 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-1...... Valencia Bats
7.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.080 ........ 5-0...... The Legion's Budapest Devils
8.. ........ 1 ........ 5 ........ 0.280 ........ 4-1...... Uganda Silverbacks
9.. ........ 7 ........ 6 ........ 0.200 ........ 4-1...... America's Team
10 ...... 16 ........ 7 ........ 0.640 ........ 3-2...... Ferrara Salama & Caplaz
11 ...... 14 ...... 15 ........ 0.720 ........ 3-2...... Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars
12 ...... 19 ...... 18 ........ 0.800 ........ 2-3...... Singapore Flames
13 ........ 5 ...... 12 ........ 0.200 ........ 4-1...... Chelsea Champions of Europe 2012
14 ...... 15 ...... 13 ........ 0.320 ........ 3-2...... Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils
15 ...... 11 ...... 14 ........ 0.640 ........ 2-3...... American Justice
16 ...... 10 ...... 16 ........ 0.360 ........ 3-2...... Merc's Mercenaries
17 ...... 17 ...... 11 ........ 0.320 ........ 4-1...... Buffalo Bisons
18 ...... 12 ...... 22 ........ 0.280 ........ 3-2...... Plexfield Wolves
19 ...... 13 ...... 17 ........ 0.160 ........ 4-1...... Buffalo Snow
20 ...... 21 ...... 19 ........ 0.560 ........ 2-3...... Alert Sentinels
21 ...... 23 ...... 23 ........ 0.600 ........ 1-4...... Olden Swillers
22 ...... 22 ...... 24 ........ 0.680 ........ 1-4...... The Havasu Walking Dead
23 ...... 26 ...... 20 ........ 0.720 ........ 1-4...... Her Majesty's Underground
23 ...... 20 ...... 25 ........ 0.640 ........ 1-4...... Borgholm Black Hawks
25 ...... 24 ...... 21 ........ 0.440 ........ 2-3...... Don't Tell Our Wives
26 ...... 25 ...... 26 ........ 0.640 ........ 0-5...... Nevada Farm Boys
27 ...... 31 ...... 30 ........ 0.720 ........ 0-5...... Glasgow Colored Trombones
28 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.840 ........ 0-5...... Brussels Sprouts
29 ...... 30 ...... 29 ........ 0.800 ........ 0-5...... Medicine Hat Witch Doctors
30 ...... 27 ...... 32 ........ 0.520 ........ 1-4...... Hawaii Bulls
31 ...... 32 ...... 27 ........ 0.680 ........ 0-5...... Oregon Ducks
32 ...... 28 ...... 31 ........ 0.440 ........ 0-5...... KC PLAYMAKERS


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup

West

255 -     0    The Legion's Budapest Devils def. Glasgow Colored Trombones
Not even the Saints marching in could save the Trombones from the Devils

  38 -   12    America's Team def. American Justice
Justice gets served (you better laugh, this ones funny, don't care who ya are)

  70 -     7    Buffalo Bisons def. Olden Swillers
Swillers beatdown by the Bison

  37 -   20    The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos def. Buffalo Snow
Mess with the Rhino, get the horn.

  23 -   14    Ferrara Salama & Caplaz def. Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils
Hemissedthebus, Shemissedthebus, weallmissed the bus. Inspritosacto, and in feely. The Devils gets exorcised.

255 -     3    Merc's Mercenaries def. Hawaii Bulls
Mercs all get 10.

  73 -     0    Don't Tell Our Wives def. Oregon Ducks
Duck, its whats for dinner.

  38 -   18    Her Majesty's Underground def. Nevada Farm Boys
Underground turns the Stud Farm into Castration Station


East

  61 -     0    Yorkshire Rippers def. Singapore Flames
Blue wave douses the flames

255 -     0    Sinistral Dynastic def. Brussels Sprouts
Only thing the growing for the sprouts is the L column.

  19 -   12    Valencia Bats def. The Honey Badgers
Bats beat Badgers

  22 -   19    Chelsea Champions of Europe 2012 def. Sunred Smashers
Chelsea over Sunred by the field-GOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL

202 -     8    Uganda Silverbacks def. Borgholm Black Hawks
Hawks shouldve remembered the Silverbacks are Ominvores...

115 -   23    Plexfield Wolves def. The Havasu Walking Dead
Havasu is ded

  55 -   21    Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars def. Alert Sentinels
Failure of the early warning system here

    9 -     0    KC PLAYMAKERS def. Medicine Hat Witch Doctors
I almost want to watch this one now.....

Head-to-Head Fantasy matchup
Exp Score  Matchup
    3 -     3    The Legion's Budapest Devils ties Yorkshire Rippers
A tie championship game.......the world would end in the ensuing riots.


Place Rating Win Loss Team Name
1...... 17.......... 5..... 0........ Sinistral Dynastic
2...... 16.......... 5..... 0........ The Honey Badgers
3...... 16.......... 4..... 1........ Sunred Smashers
4...... 15.......... 4..... 1........ The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos
5...... 14.......... 5..... 0........ Yorkshire Rippers
6...... 12.......... 3..... 2........ Ferrara Salama & Caplaz
7...... 12.......... 3..... 2........ Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars
8...... 11.......... 4..... 1........ Valencia Bats
9...... 10.......... 4..... 1........ Buffalo Bisons
10.... 8............ 4..... 1........ Uganda Silverbacks
11.... 8............ 5..... 0........ The Legion's Budapest Devils
12.... 8............ 2..... 3........ Singapore Flames
13.... 7............ 4..... 1........ Chelsea Champions of Europe 2012
14.... 7............ 2..... 3........ American Justice
15.... 7............ 4..... 1........ America's Team
16.... 7............ 4..... 1........ Buffalo Snow
17.... 6............ 3..... 2........ Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils
18.... 6............ 3..... 2........ Merc's Mercenaries
19.... 4............ 3..... 2........ Plexfield Wolves
20.... 3............ 2..... 3........ Don't Tell Our Wives
21.... 3............ 1..... 4........ Her Majesty's Underground
22.... 3............ 2..... 3........ Alert Sentinels
23.... 1............ 1..... 4........ Hawaii Bulls
24.... 1............ 1..... 4........ Olden Swillers
25.... 1............ 1..... 4........ The Havasu Walking Dead
26.... 1............ 1..... 4........ Borgholm Black Hawks
27.... 0............ 0..... 5........ Oregon Ducks
28.... 0............ 0..... 5........ Glasgow Colored Trombones
29.... 0............ 0..... 5........ Nevada Farm Boys
30.... 0............ 0..... 5........ KC PLAYMAKERS
31.... 0............ 0..... 5........ Medicine Hat Witch Doctors
32.... 0............ 0..... 5........ Brussels Sprouts

Directed Graph Rankings
Rank Team Record Games Wins Losses
1
Sinistral Dynastic 5-0 4.50 4.50 0.00
2
The Honey Badgers 5-0 4.25 4.25 0.00
3
Yorkshire Rippers 5-0 3.17 3.17 0.00
4
Sunred Smashers 4-1 3.17 3.50 0.33
5
The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos 4-1 2.83 3.17 0.33
6
The Legion's Budapest Devils 5-0 2.00 2.00 0.00
7
Valencia Bats 4-1 1.67 2.08 0.42
8
Chelsea Champions of Europe 2012 4-1 1.50 2.00 0.50
9
Ferrara Salama & Caplaz 3-2 1.42 2.25 0.83
10
Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars 3-2 1.33 2.00 0.67
11
Buffalo Bisons 4-1 1.25 1.92 0.67
12
Uganda Silverbacks 4-1 1.17 1.67 0.50
13
America's Team 4-1 1.17 1.67 0.50
14
Buffalo Snow 4-1 0.75 1.67 0.92
15
Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils 3-2 0.50 1.58 1.08
16
Merc's Mercenaries 3-2 0.50 1.58 1.08
17
Plexfield Wolves 3-2 0.17 1.25 1.08
18
Singapore Flames 2-3 0.17 1.42 1.25
19
American Justice 2-3 -0.67 1.25 1.92
20
Alert Sentinels 2-3 -0.67 0.75 1.42
21
Don't Tell Our Wives 2-3 -1.17 0.75 1.92
22
The Havasu Walking Dead 1-4 -1.42 0.33 1.75
23
Borgholm Black Hawks 1-4 -1.75 0.33 2.08
24
Her Majesty's Underground 1-4 -1.83 0.58 2.42
25
Olden Swillers 1-4 -2.08 0.33 2.42
26
Hawaii Bulls 1-4 -2.25 0.33 2.58
27
Brussels Sprouts 0-5 -2.58 0.00 2.58
28
Medicine Hat Witch Doctors 0-5 -2.83 0.00 2.83
29
Oregon Ducks 0-5 -3.33 0.00 3.33
30
Glasgow Colored Trombones 0-5 -3.42 0.00 3.42
31
Nevada Farm Boys 0-5 -3.50 0.00 3.50
32
KC PLAYMAKERS 0-5 -4.00 0.00 4.00

Rank Team Players Age Level Value Eff Level Salary
1 American Justice 55 264 75 1385.58 83 $14,520,000
2 Sunred Smashers 54 307 78 1323.20 81 $23,132,000
3 Chelsea Champions of Europe 2012 55 297 78 1318.43 82 $23,640,000
4 Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars 54 293 77 1317.31 82 $8,264,000
5 Sinistral Dynastic 55 282 79 1304.19 82 $24,000,000
6 Valencia Bats 55 282 77 1290.25 81 $6,600,000
7 Uganda Silverbacks 55 287 78 1283.12 81 $19,260,560
8 The Honey Badgers 53 285 77 1282.35 81 $20,460,000
9 Ferrara Salama & Caplaz 50 311 78 1281.09 81 $21,178,360
10 Yorkshire Rippers 55 295 78 1271.21 80 $20,490,000
11 The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos 55 273 75 1270.41 80 $18,729,040
12 America's Team 52 272 75 1252.62 81 $13,114,160
13 Medicine Hat Witch Doctors 7 278 73 1244.74 80 $5,856,000
14 Oregon Ducks 3 297 79 1232.41 81 $5,644,000
15 Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils 55 384 78 1209.22 79 $46,900,000
16 Singapore Flames 55 289 73 1196.42 76 $62,400,000
17 The Legion's Budapest Devils 54 296 76 1193.81 78 $20,500,000
18 Merc's Mercenaries 51 282 75 1167.37 76 $7,417,920
19 Alert Sentinels 49 309 73 1163.58 75 $17,314,600
20 Plexfield Wolves 53 325 74 1149.78 75 $23,484,000
21 Buffalo Bisons 50 399 75 1133.83 73 $25,517,000
22 Nevada Farm Boys 15 353 73 1122.43 70 $11,416,000
23 Buffalo Snow 51 378 70 1101.79 71 $23,708,000
24 The Havasu Walking Dead 50 269 70 1078.97 71 $6,880,000
25 KC PLAYMAKERS 1 210 65 1047.62 74 $5,400,000
26 Borgholm Black Hawks 47 297 62 987.83 64 $14,170,000
27 Her Majesty's Underground 55 238 55 985.86 63 $19,800,000
28 Don't Tell Our Wives 48 282 60 942.06 60 $6,912,000
29 Olden Swillers 48 427 65 897.15 56 $6,538,680
30 Glasgow Colored Trombones 26 398 48 648.22 38 $16,584,560
31 Brussels Sprouts 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $4,800,000
32 Hawaii Bulls 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000

West

Rank Team Players Age Level Value Eff Level Salary
1 American Justice 55 264 75 1385.58 83 $14,520,000
2 Ferrara Salama & Caplaz 50 311 78 1281.09 81 $21,178,360
3 The GlobeDotters: Windhoek White Rhinos 55 273 75 1270.41 80 $18,729,040
4 America's Team 52 272 75 1252.62 81 $13,114,160
5 Oregon Ducks 3 297 79 1232.41 81 $5,644,000
6 Guam Chamoros Rising Sun Devils 55 384 78 1209.22 79 $46,900,000
7 The Legion's Budapest Devils 54 296 76 1193.81 78 $20,500,000
8 Merc's Mercenaries 51 282 75 1167.37 76 $7,417,920
9 Buffalo Bisons 50 399 75 1133.83 73 $25,517,000
10 Nevada Farm Boys 15 353 73 1122.43 70 $11,416,000
11 Buffalo Snow 51 378 70 1101.79 71 $23,708,000
12 Her Majesty's Underground 55 238 55 985.86 63 $19,800,000
13 Don't Tell Our Wives 48 282 60 942.06 60 $6,912,000
14 Olden Swillers 48 427 65 897.15 56 $6,538,680
15 Glasgow Colored Trombones 26 398 48 648.22 38 $16,584,560
16 Hawaii Bulls 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $5,280,000

East

Rank Team Players Age Level Value Eff Level Salary
1 Sunred Smashers 54 307 78 1323.20 81 $23,132,000
2 Chelsea Champions of Europe 2012 55 297 78 1318.43 82 $23,640,000
3 Bloodweiser Bugle All Stars 54 293 77 1317.31 82 $8,264,000
4 Sinistral Dynastic 55 282 79 1304.19 82 $24,000,000
5 Valencia Bats 55 282 77 1290.25 81 $6,600,000
6 Uganda Silverbacks 55 287 78 1283.12 81 $19,260,560
7 The Honey Badgers 53 285 77 1282.35 81 $20,460,000
8 Yorkshire Rippers 55 295 78 1271.21 80 $20,490,000
9 Medicine Hat Witch Doctors 7 278 73 1244.74 80 $5,856,000
10 Singapore Flames 55 289 73 1196.46 76 $62,400,000
11 Alert Sentinels 49 309 73 1163.58 75 $17,314,600
12 Plexfield Wolves 53 325 74 1149.78 75 $23,484,000
13 The Havasu Walking Dead 50 269 70 1078.97 71 $6,880,000
14 KC PLAYMAKERS 1 210 65 1047.62 74 $5,400,000
15 Borgholm Black Hawks 47 297 62 987.83 64 $14,170,000
16 Brussels Sprouts 0 NaN 0 0.00 0 $4,800,000

That oughta be enough stats. And I added my comments on the games.