Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Novus
So a sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

3 men walk into a bar... Youd think atleast 1 would of ducked.

bartender: What can i get you?
patron: 12 neat bourbons thanks, and line them all up
bartender: Ahhh, you celebrating?
patron: my first blowjob...*drinks all 12 bourbons one after the other*
bartender: well then, can i buy you another?
patron: not needed... if 12 wont kill then taste, then another wont help

A dyslexic walks into a bra and --

...wait a sec...

GG North Shore Sandy Bottom

My mega religious sister told me this one. I like it.


Adam speaking with God

Adam: It sure is lonely down here by myself. I appreciate all the wildlife and everything you made for me, but theres still something missing.

God: Well, there is one thing I can do to make it better for ya.

Adam: Oh?

God: Yeah, I was thinking up this new being for you. To help you out and keep you happy.

Adam: That sounds great!

God: Yeah, I call it a woman. She'll cook for you, clean for you, make you happy and listen to every word you say and wont complain or anything.

Adam: OH WOW! I cant wait!

God: But because this woman is so great for you, its going to cost you.

Adam: Oh? Like how much?

God: Ohhh, about an arm and a leg.

Adam: Oh........What can I get for a rib?

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Clay's Hammer
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Cagayan A-Bombs
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Arkham Home for the Criminally Insane
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Nerfed Team
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... COLUMBUS SHENANIGANS
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Munich Lions
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Beer Pong All Stars
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Detroit Deadites
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... SLAP Old-Stars
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... North Shore Sandy Bottom
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Bionic Chronic
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Windsor Flying HOOD Walruses
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... The Midnight Rockers ™
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... D-Town Destruction
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Parrot Bay Rumrunners
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Empire Records
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Manchester Titans
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... The Globedotters: Stirling Four Horsemen
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Newport Newz Pitbullz
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Regensburg Steel Rain
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Sao Luis Duct Tapirs
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Hellas Hoplites
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Fat Jaws Badness
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... The LEGION'S Vancouver Gorillas
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 0.000 ........ 1-0...... Axis: Destroyers
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Windsor Nobles
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Drink A Forte
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... RNG Chaos
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... SO CAL MARAUDERS
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Dallas Mustangs
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Punxsutawney Groundhogs
1.. ........ 1 ........ 1 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-1...... Wuppertal Jackalopes


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
255 - 255    Clay's Hammer ties Cagayan A-Bombs
255 - 255    Arkham Home for the Criminally Insane ties COLUMBUS SHENANIGANS
255 - 110    Bionic Chronic def. Nerfed Team
255 -   24    Beer Pong All Stars def. Munich Lions
255 -   13    Detroit Deadites def. The Midnight Rockers ™
  36 -   11    SLAP Old-Stars def. Parrot Bay Rumrunners
255 -   14    D-Town Destruction def. North Shore Sandy Bottom
  41 -   20    Windsor Flying HOOD Walruses def. Empire Records
255 -   14    Regensburg Steel Rain def. Manchester Titans
255 -   39    Drink A Forte def. The Globedotters: Stirling Four Horsemen
  23 -   14    Newport Newz Pitbullz def. Hellas Hoplites
255 - 153    RNG Chaos def. Sao Luis Duct Tapirs
  29 -   17    Fat Jaws Badness def. Axis: Destroyers
255 - 118    Dallas Mustangs def. The LEGION'S Vancouver Gorillas
255 -   50    Punxsutawney Groundhogs def. Windsor Nobles
255 - 255    SO CAL MARAUDERS ties Wuppertal Jackalopes

Originally posted by jace0221
NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
255 - 255    Clay's Hammer ties Cagayan A-Bombs
255 - 255    Arkham Home for the Criminally Insane ties COLUMBUS SHENANIGANS
255 - 110    Bionic Chronic def. Nerfed Team
255 -   24    Beer Pong All Stars def. Munich Lions
255 -   13    Detroit Deadites def. The Midnight Rockers ™
  36 -   11    SLAP Old-Stars def. Parrot Bay Rumrunners
255 -   14    D-Town Destruction def. North Shore Sandy Bottom
  41 -   20    Windsor Flying HOOD Walruses def. Empire Records
255 -   14    Regensburg Steel Rain def. Manchester Titans
255 -   39    Drink A Forte def. The Globedotters: Stirling Four Horsemen
  23 -   14    Newport Newz Pitbullz def. Hellas Hoplites
255 - 153    RNG Chaos def. Sao Luis Duct Tapirs
  29 -   17    Fat Jaws Badness def. Axis: Destroyers
255 - 118    Dallas Mustangs def. The LEGION'S Vancouver Gorillas
255 -   50    Punxsutawney Groundhogs def. Windsor Nobles
255 - 255    SO CAL MARAUDERS ties Wuppertal Jackalopes

Bwahahaha!

I love these things in the early part of the season.

Originally posted by jace0221

255 -   14    Regensburg Steel Rain def. Manchester Titans


So did novus decide he was doing the D for this one ?

I think it will be a little closer than that.

Originally posted by SportzGamer21
So did novus decide he was doing the D for this one ?

Nah, just the O.

I think we're gonna need more than 14 points though.

Originally posted by AngryDragon
GG North Shore Sandy Bottom

GG AD. You all took it to us...

GG Manchester Titans.

That game was too close for comfort until the last 2 minutes.

GG D-town.

FWIW:

Rnk ..... Off ..... Def .... SoS ........... W-L-T... Team
1.. ...... 10 ........ 4 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Regensburg Steel Rain
2.. ...... 13 ........ 6 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Axis: Destroyers
3.. ...... 11 ........ 2 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Beer Pong All Stars
4.. ........ 2 ........ 5 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Clay's Hammer
5.. ........ 3 ........ 1 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... The LEGION'S Vancouver Gorillas
6.. ...... 14 ...... 11 ........ 0.500 ........ 2-0...... Hellas Hoplites
7.. ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Arkham Home for the Criminally Insane
8.. ........ 1 ........ 3 ........ 0.250 ........ 2-0...... Nerfed Team
8.. ...... 20 ...... 10 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Munich Lions
8.. ........ 7 ........ 8 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... COLUMBUS SHENANIGANS
8.. ...... 19 ...... 20 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... North Shore Sandy Bottom
8.. ...... 12 ...... 17 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... SLAP Old-Stars
8.. ........ 8 ...... 12 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Windsor Flying HOOD Walruses
8.. ........ 5 ...... 15 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Cagayan A-Bombs
8.. ...... 22 ...... 23 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... The Midnight Rockers ™
8.. ...... 23 ...... 19 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Bionic Chronic
8.. ...... 27 ...... 29 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Empire Records
8.. ...... 15 ........ 9 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... The Globedotters: Stirling Four Horsemen
8.. ........ 9 ...... 22 ........ 0.000 ........ 2-0...... Sao Luis Duct Tapirs
8.. ...... 16 ...... 14 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Manchester Titans
8.. ...... 17 ...... 13 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Newport Newz Pitbullz
8.. ........ 6 ...... 21 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Windsor Nobles
8.. ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... Fat Jaws Badness
8.. ...... 18 ...... 27 ........ 0.500 ........ 1-1...... SO CAL MARAUDERS
8.. ...... 25 ...... 25 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Drink A Forte
26 ...... 24 ...... 16 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Detroit Deadites
27 ...... 26 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Parrot Bay Rumrunners
28 ...... 30 ...... 31 ........ 1.000 ........ 0-2...... Dallas Mustangs
29 ...... 32 ...... 30 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... Wuppertal Jackalopes
30 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.750 ........ 0-2...... RNG Chaos
31 ...... 28 ...... 24 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... D-Town Destruction
32 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.500 ........ 0-2...... Punxsutawney Groundhogs


NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  91 -     6    Nerfed Team def. North Shore Sandy Bottom
117 -     0    Beer Pong All Stars def. Empire Records
  80 -   15    Clay's Hammer def. SLAP Old-Stars
130 -     0    Arkham Home for the Criminally Insane def. D-Town Destruction
  20 -     3    Munich Lions def. Detroit Deadites
  44 -   22    COLUMBUS SHENANIGANS def. Cagayan A-Bombs
  72 -     8    Windsor Flying HOOD Walruses def. Bionic Chronic
  47 -   13    The Midnight Rockers ™ def. Parrot Bay Rumrunners
  15 -   10    The Globedotters: Stirling Four Horsemen def. Axis: Destroyers
  56 -   30    Sao Luis Duct Tapirs def. Windsor Nobles
177 -     6    The LEGION'S Vancouver Gorillas def. SO CAL MARAUDERS
  96 -     0    Regensburg Steel Rain def. Drink A Forte
155 -     0    Hellas Hoplites def. Wuppertal Jackalopes
  20 -   20    Manchester Titans ties Newport Newz Pitbullz
105 -     0    Fat Jaws Badness def. Punxsutawney Groundhogs
    0 -     0    RNG Chaos ties Dallas Mustangs

GG team with the exact same roster as LoDD not named LoDD

Originally posted by IIAMLEGEND
GG team with the exact same roster as LoDD not named LoDD

I didn't realize they were here.