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I miss that Pete the Iguana. He liked the Archangels, but didn't like b*tches.

Originally posted by tlsmith
Kaunas is know by locals as Kaunsas.

Read a fucking book.

What IDIOT doesnt know this?!?!?!?

Originally posted by Mr. Dumass
Let me tell you something about predictions, Fred the chicken was always a happy chicken. He liked to play with his friends, and go swimming in the lake. One day, his friends, who were all chickens, asked what he did when he didn't play. He said swim. So they said chickens can't swim. So he told them that they were just jealous, and went swimming. And he was eaten by a frog. Always listen to your friends.

Bob the rabbit lived a placid existence. He slept and he ate, he ate and he slept. And when he didn't do either of those, he spent time thinking. He was a fairly good philosopher, and one day he came up with the idea, I think therefore I am. Considering that enough thinking for one day, he went to go find something to eat. And poof, he departed from existence.

Pete the iguana never really fit in. Sure, he was green and scaly, he climbed trees with the best of them, and he stuck his tongue out as much as was socially required. But he just didn't like the berries. So, as the other lizards ate more and more of the berries, he just slept in the sun. Until the day he got eaten by the bear because there weren't any more berries.

Halberd the worm lived in a flowerpot. He loved his flowerpot, and watching the plant inside grow and grow. Every day, after tunneling through the soil, he would sit by the plant, chewing on a dead leaf and talking to him. It seemed that every day, what he considered the head of the plant would be closer and closer to him, as if appreciating his talk. It even seemed to smile at him, with its happy green teeth. Until he realized what the real reason was, as the plant began to digest him.

Millie the hummingbird loved to talk. She'd talk to fence posts, turtles, old shoes, anything just as long as they didn't try to get a word in edgewise. She talked so much that her friend stopped paying attention, the turtles stayed in their shells, and creature avoided her area like the plague. Pretty soon, the only thing left for her to talk to were the fence posts, and they got boring. So Millie wandered down to the river, where she saw a log. She talked to it for hours. And then, there was a sudden silence. And the log opened its two gleaming eyes and smiled

That frog is massive:

http://www.fishtaxidermist.com/giantfrog.jpg

Halberd the worm dreamnt of being a snake... and taking advantage of those less fortunate... why didn't he have friends like Fred?

This has kept me drinking for days.

Originally posted by BengalDuck
What IDIOT doesnt know this?!?!?!?

Me, but I like to read; so know I now (or is it now I know).

But i also like looking at pictures, but don't like long walks, makes me thirsty.

Thirsty makes me drink, and I love to drink, but not while reading.

Reading makes me want to go places. Places like bars and taverns.

Sure hope Bob the rabbit shows up, i miss that guy... he would love making dots.

Originally posted by tlsmith
This forum is better than it ever has been. All we need is another season of SA predictions and we will be set.

SA!

Originally posted by milkoman16
Keep running your blowholes


Punk bitches bendin ova fo da soap!!!

no one gives a shit about that terrible lolalpha team.

Originally posted by GMathiasf
no one gives a shit about that terrible lolalpha team.

this is a start

Originally posted by KYLOS LANDRY
Osaka- not familiar with these guys. looks like they had an easy conference last season. from the posts i ve seen so far, they don t sound ready for real competition.

Kind of surprised you don't know who 5STAR is. If you take a look - they've been around a while and had a pretty long damn winning streak back in S5-6.

Originally posted by
Charioteers- with an owner's note that intense, they can t be taken seriously

If anything, we may falter because we're a bit young. But to judge based on an owner's note is pretty funny. Very similar group of agents to my Apatity team you played when you elected to stay in a 38 cap a few seasons back.

zeta is always > alpha

Originally posted by kalkmanc
zeta is always > alpha

My findings offer a more scientific result: http://isbetterthan.net/better.php?first=alpha&second=zeta

Originally posted by Sal Basss
Originally posted by KYLOS LANDRY

Osaka- not familiar with these guys. looks like they had an easy conference last season. from the posts i ve seen so far, they don t sound ready for real competition.

Kind of surprised you don't know who 5STAR is. If you take a look - they've been around a while and had a pretty long damn winning streak back in S5-6.

Originally posted by

Charioteers- with an owner's note that intense, they can t be taken seriously

If anything, we may falter because we're a bit young. But to judge based on an owner's note is pretty funny. Very similar group of agents to my Apatity team you played when you elected to stay in a 38 cap a few seasons back.

Apatity Who?? http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=801836