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Loco Moco
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Originally posted by Kirby
Bon appetit: http://pilipon.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fiskpizza.jpg


Sweet.

I'll roll it up and eat that fish taco.

 
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Originally posted by Loco Moco
I like pizza.

Can I haz some?



You already had some; thus those shots you had to get.
 
shield.bearer
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This is a cool thread and all, but I think you would be happier over here: http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=3711188
 
geekor
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Originally posted by shield.bearer
This is a cool thread and all, but I think you would be happier over here: http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=3711188


Nah, I prefer to have my anal beads put in at home or here. Over there who knows what kind of STD's I will get
 
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Anybody wanna try this and report back to us?

From Wikipedia

The practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran.
 
Mr. Dumass
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And no Vlady, you cannot press charges against your "partner", Hobo, for breaking your wewe!

JOHN DOE vs. MARY MOE
63 Mass. App. Ct. 516
November 20, 2003 - May 16, 2005
Essex County
Present: LAURENCE, MILLS, & TRAINOR, JJ.

Negligence, Duty to prevent harm. Wanton or Reckless Conduct.

This court concluded that it was inappropriate and unreasonable to hold consenting adults to a standard of reasonable care in the conduct of private consensual sexual behavior, but that it was appropriate that they be held to a standard that requires them not to engage in wanton or reckless conduct toward each other during such consensual sexual conduct; therefore, where the record in a civil action for serious physical injury suffered by the plaintiff during consensual sexual intercourse with the defendant did not depict conduct that could fairly be categorized as wanton or reckless, summary judgment in favor of the defendant was appropriate.
 
vladykins
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Originally posted by geekor
Originally posted by shield.bearer

This is a cool thread and all, but I think you would be happier over here: http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=3711188


Nah, I prefer to have my anal beads put in at home or here. Over there who knows what kind of STD's I will get


Here you know exactly what STDs you'll get. Our team forum has a matrix showing which agents have which diseases.
 
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Originally posted by BP
Anybody wanna try this and report back to us?

From Wikipedia

The practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran.


ER.....ow?
 
vladykins
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Originally posted by Mr. Dumass
And no Vlady, you cannot press charges against your "partner", Hobo, for breaking your wewe!

JOHN DOE vs. MARY MOE
63 Mass. App. Ct. 516
November 20, 2003 - May 16, 2005
Essex County
Present: LAURENCE, MILLS, & TRAINOR, JJ.

Negligence, Duty to prevent harm. Wanton or Reckless Conduct.

This court concluded that it was inappropriate and unreasonable to hold consenting adults to a standard of reasonable care in the conduct of private consensual sexual behavior, but that it was appropriate that they be held to a standard that requires them not to engage in wanton or reckless conduct toward each other during such consensual sexual conduct; therefore, where the record in a civil action for serious physical injury suffered by the plaintiff during consensual sexual intercourse with the defendant did not depict conduct that could fairly be categorized as wanton or reckless, summary judgment in favor of the defendant was appropriate.


Things haven't been the same since the Shamwow guy got his tongue bit.
 
shield.bearer
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Originally posted by BP
Anybody wanna try this and report back to us?

From Wikipedia

The practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran.


Pretty sure this happened to me once when she misjudged the landing point as I was steadying the mast...
 
vladykins
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Originally posted by shield.bearer
Originally posted by BP

Anybody wanna try this and report back to us?

From Wikipedia

The practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles, but the practice of taqaandan has led to an increase in the prevalence of penile fractures in western Iran.


Pretty sure this happened to me once when she misjudged the landing point as I was steadying the mast...


Were you wearing an eyepatch at the time? Did she have a pegleg?

Wait, don't answer that; you may turn on Dumass.
 
shield.bearer
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Originally posted by vladykins
Were you wearing an eyepatch at the time? Did she have a pegleg?

Wait, don't answer that; you may turn on Dumass.


Actually, SHE was wearing the eyepatch, which affected her depth perception.

As to the peg leg, that would be bragging...
Edited by shield.bearer on Jan 30, 2010 06:47:15
 
MGood030
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COP team bonding training video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9NInfc7w60

Another reason why COP > Everyone else
 
SLZmonster
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if you're out there Sock...Red Bulls still suck! lol
 
vladykins
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Originally posted by MGood030
COP team bonding training video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9NInfc7w60

Another reason why COP > Everyone else


You should see us when the DJ puts on "The Chicken Dance".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sTqJE4sdb0
 
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