Warrior General Games

Originally posted by D-will
Originally posted by jrry32

This guy is our new Defensive Coordinator...he psyches out the QB from the sideline!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40youmean this gay guy? http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=27914



No I don't mean that guy! The Gay Dancers are in the opposing lockerroom, that's where the gay bar is! The strip bar(Women) is in the Home Lockerroom! Booze, drugs and hookers(we have male, gay hookers in the visitor lockerrooms for the opposing team to enjoy and the guys on our team who are not into women can go there too) are mandatory on my team!

Originally posted by D-will
Originally posted by jrry32

This guy is our new Defensive Coordinator...he psyches out the QB from the sideline!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40youmean this gay guy? http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=27914



Funny thing about that guy he is on a team called the Rusty Trombone

Originally posted by demonicangel
Originally posted by D-will

Originally posted by jrry32


This guy is our new Defensive Coordinator...he psyches out the QB from the sideline!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40youmeanthis gay guy? http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=27914



Funny thing about that guy he is on a team called the Rusty Trombone Holy shit i did not notice that i actually laughed out loud

Rusty Trombones, LMAO

lol!

some of the best letters i got:

Sir,

I am Jose Bagg, a owner of the San Jose Baggers of Goal Line Blitz know as (S.J.B). With me is also (GM) David Covey.

A few weeks ago we decided and made away with large quantity of (flex points) weighing 2.98kg which have been saved and deposited in a high security company before boarding for Dakar Senegal, where we have decided to stay temporarily and decide on what to do with those great resources which is our hope of life.

We got your contact from the goal line blitz 'player looking for team forum' and decided to contact you as an honest and trustworthy able businessman whom we can trust and transact business with.

As a trusted and honest businessman like you, we would like you to secure our great resources (flex points) in your care pending our arrival to you country as we have decided to order a command to the security Company to transfer our resources to you depending on your urgent reply to our request.

Note that this transaction demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between us.

Moreover it is risk free in the sense that I have taken proper care of all formalities regarding this transaction. For your assistance and co-operation I have decided to give you 15% of the flex points saved in our account and 5% mapped out for any miscellaneous expenses that we may occur during the process of transferring the resource to your country.

As soon as the resources mentioned above is successfully transferred in to your position . We intend to use our own share to acquire estates and landed properties in your country.

On commencement, I wish this transaction will take 14 working days to accomplish. On request a certificate of deposit bond of the security company, together with the lab test result certificate of the flex points will be sent to you as soon as I hear from you. The transaction can commence as soon as you send your delivery man to my team to pick them up. For sake of security and ease of defeating the partols of the border, a valide passport must be procured. Due to the tight strictures placed upon us in our present country, a passport may only be sent accompanying an employment contract. Once the contract is duly signed and filed with the appropriate atuthorities, the transfer of flex points can commence. Feel free to contact me through my phone +221-689-92-93.

For my own interest please treat confidential. Thanks.

Yours sincerely,

Owner Jose Bagg

YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE. You know what we are about. I don't think you could survive without being EVIL. When Steve Y leaves their is a serious chance you become too good and go into some sort of shock. The EVIL MONKEYS are like a virus, they have gotten into your system.

We are kind of like the mafia, you can't get out. A few days after Steve leaves your going to start to get shaky, and feel a little sick to your stomach. After that Headaches, a rash and then "it" will stop working. Those are only the first and least severe signs of "EVIL WITHDRAWL".

Everyone wants to be EVIL

Here is your chance to save yourself from this hell.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE EVIL

An EVIL MONKEY

They play a wicked game
In a stadium called “The Lair”
And those teams that pay a visit
Discover nothing but despair

Their owner believes he’s a hero
Their running back believes he’s a god
But the only thing they truly believe in
Are all things dark and odd

They destroyed the Destroyers
And to the Bulls they showed no fear
They lost to those freakin’ Rangers
But they had this bastard named Laimbeer

Now you may ask yourself one thing
Who is this team that calls?
Speak their name in only hushed whispers
They’re the Dread City Diabolicals

Ok Bob been a long time since we talk. I think you might remember me, I am your best bud Joey Kocur. We teamed up for the redwings back in the day and the famed bruise Brothers. I heard you made another trip back to rehab, those damn canadian mounties on the embassador bride. How dare they keep searching your motorcycle. I still can't believe you ended up playing for the hated Chicago Blackhawks. How dare you!

Oh by the way I heard Tie Domie and Stu are lookign for you. Give me a call if you need help even though I did really like Stu when he was with the readwings. Anyone the reason I called is I see your a sports agent for a WR. Not sure if you know but I am the GM for a semi pro football team that is trying to make it into the bigs. We really need some help in the skills postion and would love to see your guy wearing our sweater. Don't worry about boosting in the beginning of the season, I think it would be more advantagous for you to boost in the latter half as the XP pts go down every time you lvl up. I promise you that you will get more than enough snaps and possibly even start. I would say you would be the starter but we are hitting the recruiting trail hard and i can't make promises I can't keep. One other thing sometimes we like to move our recievers down in the depth chart to give them favorable matchups when we go to a 3 or 4 receiver set.
If you have any questions concerning our commentment to winning look at the Dogdandy Dragons. That is the model that we will use to build this team up. Like I said bob we go back a long ways and i would love to work with you again. Oh btw Let's Go Redwings. I don't think Sid the Kid has what it takes to play with the blue line. And man I thought Ozzie was done when he was in St louis. Talk about bringing you career back from the dead. Kinda reminds me of what Mike Vernon did after he left Calagary and game to the Wings. Anyways Bob think it over I and only offer you this story as my best attempt of beign a writer. And hope it sways you opionion to move over to the Team (Not sure what team you would be going to we have 3, either the Chicago team or the Dragons) The other will be used as a building team for younger players as we build them)

Your friend and follow Bruised Brother Joey

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has been dead for many years, but the Grim Reaper is afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
China was once on the boarder of the United States until Chuck Norris round house kicked it to the other side of the earth.
Chuck Norris has a extra fist behind his beard.
Chuck Norris once had sex in a trailer, and some of his sperm got on the floor, we know this trailer as Optimus Prime.
God once wanted to create the earth in 10 days, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can delete the trash can on his computer.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Well let me tell you a little about the man you have named your WR after. A man of conviction. A man of caring and warmth. A man who would help little old ladies...........Wait, what the hell!!!!!

No, the REAL Bill Laimbeer was the toughest, meanest SOB that would be found on the court every night. He was so despised by fans of other teams that freaking Beastie Boys wrote a song about him called "Tough Guy" from their 1994 album Ill Communication. That takes some damn dedication there to instill that much hatred from rival fans.

Let me give you a few other "Did you know's" about the man/myth/legend that is Bill Laimbeer. He shot over 200 3 pointers in his time while running those crazy pick and rolls with Isaiah and Dumars. He is the only player (other than his Detroit teamates) to have a winning record against Larry Bird, Magic Johnson, AND Michael Jordan in his time. The NBA hasn't seen anyone like Bill Laimbeer since that time and there will never be another. Let me ask you, is you guy worthy of the name he carries? Does he play this game like the toughest SOB on the field; diving for catches, blocking the snot out of some DB's, laying out an LB while coming across the middle on a running play?

You want to be wowed by this letter, well I tell you what, join my team and WOW me... Then we'll see if you deserve to be wowed. Bill Laimbeer doesn't need any pansy letter, he shows it on the field, and that is what I would expect from you. No thrills, no frills, just broken limbs and bloody spills to show that he was there. That is what makes you into a man, a myth, a GLB legend. Let me see it from you....

When Moses came down from the mountain and said "Behold I have God's laws" not very many people paid attention. They were busy worshipping the Golden Calf, eating mutton, drinking wine and screwing everything in sight. You can't really blame them. I mean they had been wandering the desert for quite a while at that point and everyone was bored, hungry, thristy and horny as hell. So nature took its course. Sure they probably all ended up with sand crabs in their nether regions, but dammit they needed a break from the monotany of the sand. Sand everywhere you look. Sand in your eyes, in your hair, in your crotch and when you took a dump and had to wipe did they have nice soft paper to wipe with? Hell no, they had sand. Can you imagine waking up every damn day thinking "hey this could be the day we enter the Promised Land where the milk and honey would flow" and you could finally get some rest and properly wipe your ass with something besides sand. And what's the deal with milk and honey? Are you kidding me? Milk and honey is supposed to be the Promised land? C'mon...not in my dreams. In my dreams it is full of Rum and Coke, sexy slutty women and everyone has a damn PS3. Milk and honey? Please. I wouldn't cross the road for that shit.

So anyway there is Moses, stone tablets in hand and ready to deliver the law from on God Almighty and all everyone wants to do is tell him to piss off and have a good time. Crazy old bearded fuck. Who the hell is he to deliver "God's Law?" How did they know he didn't just spend some time up on the mountain toking it up and listening to Pink Floyd until he got inspired to carve on some rocks. Mind you the laws aren't a bad idea, but tell me, when was the last time you coveted your neighbor's ass? No not his wife's ass, an ass ass...you know...a damn donkey. Oh yeah...I know I'm breaking that one all the time. I just live to steal donkeys. The man obviously got ahold of some bad weed while he was up there in order to come up with that.

And "Remember the sabbath and keep it holy" C'mon....everyone knows that the sabbath is for playing football. Speaking of playing football I hope you will come play with us. We just took over a team the owner abandoned and are rebuilding it. We control several teams and will turn the Chicago team into a winner as well. I'm the OC and will be installing a vertical offense where you will get tons of catches and TD's. So come join us...

and quit coveting my ass.

Originally posted by Bob Probert
Sir,

I am Jose Bagg, a owner of the San Jose Baggers of Goal Line Blitz know as (S.J.B). With me is also (GM) David Covey.

A few weeks ago we decided and made away with large quantity of (flex points) weighing 2.98kg which have been saved and deposited in a high security company before boarding for Dakar Senegal, where we have decided to stay temporarily and decide on what to do with those great resources which is our hope of life.

We got your contact from the goal line blitz 'player looking for team forum' and decided to contact you as an honest and trustworthy able businessman whom we can trust and transact business with.

As a trusted and honest businessman like you, we would like you to secure our great resources (flex points) in your care pending our arrival to you country as we have decided to order a command to the security Company to transfer our resources to you depending on your urgent reply to our request.

Note that this transaction demands the highest trust, security and confidentiality between us.

Moreover it is risk free in the sense that I have taken proper care of all formalities regarding this transaction. For your assistance and co-operation I have decided to give you 15% of the flex points saved in our account and 5% mapped out for any miscellaneous expenses that we may occur during the process of transferring the resource to your country.

As soon as the resources mentioned above is successfully transferred in to your position . We intend to use our own share to acquire estates and landed properties in your country.

On commencement, I wish this transaction will take 14 working days to accomplish. On request a certificate of deposit bond of the security company, together with the lab test result certificate of the flex points will be sent to you as soon as I hear from you. The transaction can commence as soon as you send your delivery man to my team to pick them up. For sake of security and ease of defeating the partols of the border, a valide passport must be procured. Due to the tight strictures placed upon us in our present country, a passport may only be sent accompanying an employment contract. Once the contract is duly signed and filed with the appropriate atuthorities, the transfer of flex points can commence. Feel free to contact me through my phone +221-689-92-93.

For my own interest please treat confidential. Thanks.

Yours sincerely,

Owner Jose Bagg



God damn he sounds like a nigerian 411 scam. "internet fraud scams for those that didnt know the name"

Jose Bagg's was easily my favorite!