I'm going to disregard the restriction for voting from someone from my own team. I'm basing my vote purely off of the numbers/results. In some cases this was hard to come by to make a fair comparison. But I tried to do the best I can. Where possible I tried to take into account a players performance compared to their flubs. (Quarterback Ratings are great as an example of this) thus someone might have had a lot of tackles, but if they had a lot of missed tackles as well, this might count against them. Also, Since some defensive players didn't play much at all, I tried to factor number of plays vs results.
Conference: Alpha
1x QB = This was a tough call. The Leagues QB's were overall pretty mediochre by the QB Rating#. Tommy Gunn02 has an 89.4 Rating and Throw Far has an 86.8. I then compared the teams and Throw Far had to play on a lesser team and yet still performed well. As such I am giving him the vote with Tommy Gunn02 as the backup choice.
1x RB = Sir Walter Sweetness runs away with this. 16 TD's 1 Fumble. Backup would be Sammy Silk.
1x FB = This was a difficult category. Hard to pull out the best back here as a FB has many roles, Rushing, Receiving, Blocking, etc. Looked at each teams guy and tried to determine who was best. This is fairly subjective as I didn't pull the stats and drop in excel. I went with Rosco Coaltrain as #1 and King Hippo as #2
2x WR = I didn't just look at # of receptions or yards, but composite and also factored in TD's vs Drops and fumbles. I favoured players who had been in the conference for the whole season. #1 Nivek Ogre #2 Prime Time Hester
1x TE = Another hard category to judge. Went to each team and grabbed their best TE's. Tried to compare all the stats manually and chose the guys I thought were best representative of the TE position. (Drops, TD's, Pancakes, Y/Reception etc) #1 Alexander Hall, #2 Jack Brickhouse
1x C = This was easy to measure. Looked at Pancakes, Looked at # of Sacks/Hurries allowed by the team. Picked whoever looked to have the best combination. #1 Charlie Horse, #2 Samuel Terrell
2x OG = See Center for what I used to determine quality. #1 Gelaco Bloodstone, #2 Puddin Anthony. (Gelaco shared time with a backup had sizeable pancake #'s, and there were fewer hurries and sacks by a sizable margin. Puddin played most every down and allowed more sacks/hurries)
2x OT = See Center/OG for basic considerations. #1 Carlos Coy, #2 Riian Barry. Carlos's team gave up more sacks/hurries but his number of pancakes was impressive.
2x DT = Tackles are not being favoured as much as Sacks and Forced Fumbles. I could have included hurries as well but it was already a lot of data. #1 LeJuan Ramsey, #2 Brick Shothouse.
2x DE = Sacks, FF, Tackles were my primary considerations here, again sorry for not looking at hurries just too many players to go that deep. With a leaning towards the number of sacks and forced fumbles. #1 Bringen Dahurt, #2 J Pep
3x LB = #1 Big Juggs McGee, #2 Max Deathdealer, #3 Sophia Huhn
2x CB = #1 Leon Tolstoy, #2 Sleazy Christopherson
2x Safeties = #1 FS - Frank Nitti, #2 FS - Alex Hamlo -- #1 SS Jack Hole, #2 SS Buster Upman
1x K = Monoxide Child
1x P = Bobby J
1x KR = Thomas Pynchon
1x PR = Bump Pilfer
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Conference: Zeta (Going to try to use the same measurements as I used for Zeta)
1x QB = With a 92.1 QB Rating Marc-Edourard Vlasic gets the nod. His backup would be my own Johnny 'Flash' Gordon with a 91.9 QB Rating but because he's my player, I'll vote the #3 rated QB Ace Cole with a 83.5 QB Rating as the #2 guy. I do not believe anyone with significant snaps broke the 80's or higher but these three.
1x RB = #1 JJ Jacobson, #2 Saffir Simpson (Speedy had a good showing but had 7 fumbles which was nearly half his TD total)
1x FB = This was a tough category #1 should be Bobby 'Bulldog' Bryce had 10 touchdowns (one fewer than the leading FB Moishe his teammate) but had 17 Pancakes, 49 Broken Tackles, 48 first downs, 4.5 yards per carry. etc. Because he's my own player though, I am voting #1 Moishe Goldfarb and #2 Ronald Gaffin.
2x WR = #1 Javon Pierce while not being a featured receiver, he has 11 TD's one of the highest average yards per reception, Leads in TD's and has only 6 drops. #2 Flying Star who is a reliable receiver, also having few drops to TD's.
1x TE = #1 Reffi Wade, Yes he's on my team, but he's also been outstanding. 7 TD's, 27 Pancakes, good yards per reception. He's been the total package. #2 TE would be Triangle Square. Obama had more TD's but he also had more drops than TD's and lesser blocking numbers than Triangle.
1x C = #1 Bo Rhodes, #2 Flo Giebel
2x OG = #1 Tyried Jackson, #2 would be Oly Svensson but as he is my own player #2 becomes Fat Duck.
2x OT = #1 Pancake Wallace, #2 is my own player Frederick Tate. Normally I would have placed the #3 guy in the #2 spot so as not to vote for my own player but the difference was 41 pancakes and I couldn't see that large of a disparity.
2x DT = #1 Flannery O'Flannery, #2 Two Gap
2x DE = #1 Alanzo Blackman, #2 Thorsten Merlos Horn
3x LB = #1 Buford Singletary, #2 Charlie Parker, #3 Aliwicious Jones
2x CB = #1 Colton Barletts, #2 Frumpkin Washington
2x Safeties = #1 SS Jeff Stiegler, #2 SS Big Woj -- #1 FS Kyle Eberle, #2 FS D.H.
1x K = Gaylon Sisco
1x P = Igot Leg
1x KR = Mark Jenkins (Would be Javon Pierce but he was already nominated for WR)
1x PR = Terence Oldman (Again would be Javon Pierce but he was already nominated)